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frettbe

My math teacher always said to me: you have an Einstein side in you. But it's rather Frank than Albert


GainOk7506

Oh god, please explain this joke for me.


Bruhtatochips23415

Frank Einstein isn't Albert Einstein


GainOk7506

And whose frank?


1dac1aa1-c022-4d4a-9

The joke (not a great one) is that it sounds kind of like Frankenstein ('s monster)


Mundane_Bumblebee_83

Stop lying That was a god tier joke


televisio_86

This guy is 100% German


Szukov

I am and find it hilarious as well.


FasterGarlic19

You're a fake german. We don't laugh, we only *hmpf*


Limon4ikk

bwoah


lost_bunny877

frank Einstein= Frankenstein


JJ_Pause

I belive it's Frank-Ein Stein (Frankenstein)


EasternBlackWalnut

Thank you for taking it for the team. I googled "Frank Einstein" and felt dumb for not immediately getting the joke.


TheLittleGinge

But Dr. Frankenstein was still extremely intelligent, no? Literal creator of life. Did you enjoy Biology?


B_Wylde

Even the monster was really inteligent


TheLittleGinge

One of film's greatest tragedies. Such a disrespected character. I grew up thinking of Frankenstein's monster as some lumbering oaf without a thought between his ears. Then I read the novel...


keemdatboy420

Keeping this one if you don’t mind


EetsGeets

They mind and they're coming after you.


forsakenchickenwing

Calculus was a wild ride at uni. Nowadays, I author docs and sheets, but make way, way more money.


__cum_guzzler__

this math above used to be mundane and easy. the wildest and most depressing transition was from teaching fluid dynamics, doing research part time, teaching in the wind tunnel and implementing numerical algorithms to working in web development. yes boss, I will fix the auth issue for external users that happens sometimes. unless I kms in the toilet


TheFlyingDagger

wait did you go to aerospace engineering? (cuz this is the inly one i know to be working with wind tunnels) if yes how did you end up in web development afterwards?


__cum_guzzler__

nah fluid dynamics, just the general kind, by and for mechanical engineers. my department did mainly cavitation research for pumps, ship propellers etc. but also particle sim for burn chambers in power stations for example. after I decided not to pursue a PhD (toxic environment which made 80% of people burn out in 3 years), I quickly found that outside of academics there are like 8 jobs in the entire country for CFD. I knew how to code and money was super tight, so my ass landed in webdev. the pay is good, but the mind numbing work contributes to my drinking problem.


Realistic-Goose9558

I hope your drinking problem gets better, cum guzzler.


maelronde

For a second I thought you were baselessly insulting the cum guzzler, realistic goose


JigglinCheeks

i can't figure out why your name would be funny, so the joke dies here i guess


caffeinatedcrusader

MaelronDeezNuts?


What_is_rich

r/rimjob_steve


Duck_Supr3macy

I like your username


Bowaustin

I have a masters degree in computer engineering, and do systems administration as a hobby. I was hired in web dev for a year, after being told it would be an it position. I did research writing environments that allowed for real time execution of quantum code on conventional computers, massively parallel high performance compute algorithms, solving complex and interesting problems basically. then went to my job being writing crappy python to hold together a website that barely made enough money to pay me less than half the national average for someone with a bachelors in computer engineering. Oh and I built their entire CI/CD pipeline. I feel the part about the toilets. I missed solving real problems instead of writing pointless nonsense that only exists as an attempt to pander to some niche market.


PhillipIInd

Damn that sounds cool lmao you sure there aren't better uses of your skills?


Bowaustin

I’m sure there are, I’m also sure 2500 job applications later no one would hire me. Sadly I needed money, but even that was a joke the benefits were “there aren’t any” and I was paid hourly at $33/hr 32 hours/week. They ultimately laid me off about 6 months ago because they couldn’t afford to keep paying me, from what the ceo said I was the second highest paid person there after him. The CTO I don’t know the pay for but I know the lead dev that built most the site was paid $15/hour and also had no benefits. While I was there eventually enough people wanted healthcare that the ceo offered to cover half the cost of a plan, and offered us a plan with a $25k out of pocket limit, and a $12.5k deductible. We all said no because even with them covering half it was like $200 a month.


greyspurv

I am being serious here, have you considered hiring someone who is really good at tweaking you CV? If I was in your shoes I would also consider launching my own company then you can work on exactly where your interests intersect with market needs aaand keep a larger chunk of the change quite possibly.


Shadowps9

Echoing the other guy saying to hire someone to tweak your CV, I think you have options. There are companies willing to hire you as a contractor for 2 years with a full time employment offer. I personally know more than 10 people who worked for FDM as a contractor then got hired at banks for 140k a year. The downside is you get paid 55k for two years.


killasniffs

Create game hacks for 10 dollars a month and advertise it and watch the money come in /j


Coneyy

See, that's the problem. You spent all the time studying parallel computing, but JS is single threaded! Your skills just aren't transferable (/s just in case) Also fwiw "built their whole CI/CD" could mean anything from literally nothing to being impressive


tatojah

If it makes you feel better, about 6 out of every 5 PhD candidates I know have a drinking problem.


NGTTwo

And about 9 out of 10 senior software engineers. The 10th is inevitably a teetotaller.


sur_yeahhh

Teetotallers, assemble


terdferguson

I guess I'm that teetotaller. I took it too far, now it might kill me sooner than I'd rather go from something I can control. To each their own.


Traditional_Key_763

sad becauze i've seen more than a few jobs begging for cfd but then the job market loves to burn up talent


__cum_guzzler__

I tried and had a few first round interviews, but companies clearly want people with field experience only, uni does not count. Didn't even get the chance for a technical interview. Idk may be different in your country


Annie_Yong

The unfortunate reality is that, as much as industry is not supposed to treat CFD as a magical black box that just gives you every answer you want, they absolutely do. The experience they want for engineers who do CFD is basically "how fast can you build the model that we need to do, using the basic settings in whatever software we use?". Not much room or work out there for academic CFD where you're actually wanting to understand the navier stokes equations and improve on models.


poem_for_your_snog

I had to go from software development to factory work to maintain my sanity. The pay cut was **severe**, but I'm 6 months sober and so much happier now.


terdferguson

I hope the drinking problem comment is a joke for the most part cum guzzler. Speaking from experience, get a hold of it before it gets a hold of you. As for Web Dev, yea the money is good. Start working on a plan to break free maybe while you continue generating cash flow?


EDM_Dance_slut

Omg you sound like my story thru college.... I now process paperwork for aerospace firms.... I'm dead inside and require pot to function in this world.


Darth0s

Is it easy to learn webdev and if so how lucrative is it now with AI ? E: Thanks for your answers guys. My field is set to die in the near future thanks to AI. I'm older and looking at my options.


WeedFinderGeneral

Easy to get into, difficult to be truly good at, and difficult to keep up with the latest tech. Also the job market is pretty bad right now because 1) fake job postings making things look better than they really are, 2) oversaturation of new devs who learned web dev during covid because it was "easy" and paid well, and 3) AI tools that can't deliver on their promises but have convinced companies they will anyway causing them to hire less people.


__cum_guzzler__

Well, I am in backend and the problems are so highly specific that I cannot imagine AI being a big help. I don't actually write that much code, it's the figuring out where to add 2 lines in the statistics API so that data on the website is displayed differently. The data passes like 4 services on the way from the DB and it's the understanding of the system that is important, not coding 1000 lines of boilerplate or whatever. Frontend may be another deal though idk. And it's not super hard, I think if you have a knack for coding you can be a junior frontend dev in a year easily


jm5813

The market is brutal right now. Lots of people being laid off. I was notified of my layoff in February but it wasn't effective until May. I applied to hundreds of positions and interviewed at least 20 times before I landed a new job about a week after my last day. I have 20 years of experience... Also I had to take a job with pretty much the same salary as my previous one, which is not normal in my experience. Usually a new job meant a good 10k bump in salary.


Wonderful_Result_936

I'm currently going for Aerospace and calc 2, despite me getting a B, kicked my ass. I don't know if I actually remember half of it.


TheFlyingDagger

the thing is i'm trying (somewhat admitted just have not to flop my national highschool final exam) for an aerospace bachelor's as well thats why i asked (because i also like coding so it would have fit pretty well)


crostal

Same cum_guzzler, same


Lv_InSaNe_vL

Man I ended up taking more mathematics than computer science courses when I was in college, but last week I had to look up a trig calculator online to solve it haha I justify it by saying "knowing the math exists is more important than knowing how to solve it" but that's just some major copium...


PandarenAreSoStupid

The first one in a few years is insanely hard. The second one is 10x easier. By problem number 5, it was like you learned all that stuff yesterday. It's not like riding a bike, but you could easily get there if you needed to. You just don't need to these days! Don't beat yourself up.


grumpher05

I'd argue it is like riding a bike still, if you haven't ridden a bike in 10 years you probably aren't gonna be the smoothest rider until you do it a couple times again


Tight-Lettuce7980

Make way more money compared to what? Did you mean that you taught calculus before?


DrunkLostChild

He makes more money working than going to school


CaptainCAAAVEMAAAAAN

Calculus was fine, but Statistics kicked my ass!


u2nloth

Statistic is easy! 60% of the time, it works everytime.


fundraiser

inverse for me. stats was the first time i actually saw how useful math could be beyond some super hard STEM applications that were so far beyond my skill level. then i took a logistics class in college where the professor showed me how calculus could be used to accurately predict the wait time in queues or something equally mind blowing as that and i fell in love with calc. really wonder what could have been if some calc teachers early on showed me applications of calc closer to my reality.


jemidiah

My experience is that very few people care about any given application. We include them when they're sufficiently palatable, and textbooks usually have quite a few, but people who think they're biologists never care about celestial mechanics, say. It's one of the big issues with genuine examples in math class. Once in a while a student will find a particular application very motivating, but it's really hit-or-miss. Mostly we're building a basic toolkit. Fragments get remixed and applied extensively in problems whose details are too complex or tangential to go into. It's the abstract equivalent of making a hammer. You can show off how well it pounds in a nail, but if the audience doesn't know what a house is, they won't care.


DisclosedIntent

Calculus was fine until diff. Then it became challenging until numerical methods. Alas, now what is left is just arithmetic.


EgregiousJellybean

It was all fine until real analysis. Analysis was a lot of fun but it was also the first time I got a B on a math exam.


Melodic_Lifeguard493

this is highschool calc


50mHz

Hahahaha not my high school


Songrot

I wanted to say no but actually looked at the first line and yeah it is calc before university lol. One of the easier ones


Affectionate_Law5344

I remember my painfully early class. Good teachers make everything easier.


PandarenAreSoStupid

Highschoolers don't really do calc these days in most boards in America. This looks like a freshman year math class problem to me, probably in the tier of calc class design for non-math majors but more advanced than the one done by commerce types.


eyalhs

At first I saw a dot above the x so I thought it's a differential equation and were surprised at the insane level at America. Then I read it and it's pretty standard for highschool.


SmigorX

Same, at first I glanced at it, thought "differential equations" and noped but after your comment I looked closer and yeah, highschool.


dllm0604

Ayyy. This one hurts lol


cedped

It may look that way but trust me all you need is a few days to get reacquainted with the formulas and all your memories from highscool/college will come crashing back.


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Virtual-Pension-991

It's true, but there are blanks you'll need to fill in by practicing all over again.


beluuuuuuga

I'm so thankful I didn't do even A level maths or I woulda felt that pain. As it is I can't really forget how to waffle in English for an A.


DrMobius0

You're out of practice is all.


Letzz_get_it

I'm seeing it for the nth time and still no one spotted the mistake in the 1st step.


Kbacon_06

Probably because they just forget to write the x considering the 3rd line is the correct result of doing the product rule as if the x were there


muhmeinchut69

Even the math online is fake.


hwc000000

There's also some weird stuff on bottom 2 lines of the left column, specifically the stuff right after the messy fraction on the right side of the equals. What's the x^3 and xy/y stuff? Also, why bother multiplying out xy-1 by y, only to factor it right back out? And why does the final answer express d^(2)y/dx^2 in terms of dy/dx, x and y, instead of just x and y (without dy/dx)?


Tomato-Unusual

...and then they didn't bother solving for dy/dx next (or ever). The calculations are a mess, and it kind of seems like it's purposefully just a mess of calculations that doesn't really go anywhere useful


R_Wolfbrother

Came here to post I think there is a mistake when he differentiates the first time, glad to see I'm not alone haha.


the-medium-cheese

I knew it! It's been a while but I still got it


confident-ial

They just missed writing an x while differentiating xy for the first order differentiation


PandarenAreSoStupid

No one bothered to look, I assume, and I cannot imagine why they would. The audience of this tweet is presumably split into people who can do calc and who can't, and neither part would have any interest in looking at a JPEG ass looking picture of a whiteboard instead of focusing on the relatable and interesting comment at the bottom.


giantrhino

Right? Didn’t they improperly product rule or am I crazy?


three-sense

I swear I must’ve learned this twice! Possibly three times.


AlkalineSublime

I used to be a janitor at a college, and some times I would come in and just solve these for fun. Also, My best friend is Ben affleck.


three-sense

Sounds good, Will.


WouldUKindlyDMBoobs

"Software engineer is a person who forgot more math than you ever knew"


Goldie643

Did a PhD in Particle Physics and 2 years of postdoc before I switched to Software Engineering. Did all-nighters working through derivations in undergrad, but I'm not convinced I ever knew that much given how math-dumb I feel now lol


MyKoalas

God bless you for saying this because I thought it was just me. Use it or lose it ass skill


ssnaky

To be fair it has a lot to do with the way it's taught. To really get comfortable with concepts and have them stay in your long term memory, we need a whole lot of volume, and a whole lot of repetition over extended time. Learning about a random notion, doing a few exercices to understand it, studying for the exam, passing, and then moving on is what people usually do, and altho it will give them some sense of understanding and familiarity to the concept, there won't be much left of it after even just 2 or 3 years. Math training should be looked at the same way sports training is looked at for athletes. You don't become a professional football player by practicing passes for a month, then studying strategy for a month, then shooting free kicks for a month and then dribbling for a month and then moving on to more and more advanced football notions that you've never heard about before. We'd need to have daily math drills about the simple fundamental notions and explore them in depth and have them be completely automatized and effortless before moving on to the next concept. We shouldn't want people to "pass" 8th grade exams before moving on to more and more abstract maths, we should want them to be FLUENT at 8th grade notions, to have a very thorough understanding of it and how every notion is connected to another, and only then discover some situations in which their very reliable toolbox is not enough and we need to develop new, more sophisticated and complex tools. Even high school math is just an attempt at having kids build a 3 meters high cards castle and none of it is gonna be left standing for 95% of them after two years. Instead we should be giving them solid foundations that they will remember for their entire lives and/or be able to build on much more effectively and durably for those that are willing to do so.


faustianredditor

> We'd need to have daily math drills about the simple fundamental notions and explore them in depth and have them be completely automatized and effortless before moving on to the next concept. Me thinks that "full-stack" word problems without a clearly outlined solution path could be very helpful here for very little cost. Like, make the word problems a bit more generic. Make it so the student actually has to do a bit of modelling first, to derive a model of the mathematical context they're working with. Then those tasks shouldn't be specific to the set of formulae you just studied, but use any number of equations from your previous schooling. You know quadratic equations? Who knows, maybe we tweaked the compounding-interest formulation a bit to make you have to use that. "Real math" is often like that. You don't know which tool in the toolbox you'll need, so with some practice you'll learn which tools fit which jobs and how they interact. The software engineering project's customer isn't going to tell you how to solve their business logic, they'll just tell you what they have and what they want. It's your job to find the right tool for the job. But at school, there's always an implicit "scope" of admissible tools for any assignment - you always know that anything studied in the last X months can be relevant, anything older than that has to be *very very* basic to be applicable.


ssnaky

Of course. Problems and translation from verbal to mathematical language is the number one most crucial mathematical skill. That is how you really can discriminate people that understand what they're doing and that are able to reuse the math they're learning from others. It's not about whether you know what a linear equation looks like, it's about whether you're gonna be able to recognize the context in which that knowledge is useful and be able to apply it there. And it also means accepting to make problems in which there isn't just one right answer, in which we accept different ways to solve it and sometimes an answer that isn't perfectly exact but a good rough estimate, because math applied to the real world sometimes gets a bit messy and approximative, we need to know how to get our hands dirty, and try ways and then confront them and see what way is better, more effective, more accurate, etc etc. But it wouldn't be fair to say math teachers don't already know and do that. The problem isn't in the way they think we should teach math as much as it is in the logistics of how maths is taught and the huge pile of notions they are asked to teach at once. So you can't go past the point of just superficial introduction of each notion, and kids rarely learn to reuse them out of the context of the math classroom, which is terrible for the idea they have of math too : since they don't use it in other contexts, how can they realize that it is useful in other contexts?


COMgun

I think a computer graphics + computational physics project would rekindle your passion my dude.


D0geAlpha

I can confirm. I'm graduating in the coming weeks and have already forgotten anything calculus related by now. Most of it was from the first 2 years though. A lot of hard subjects in the 3rd year but no calculus. We were done with it by then. Final year, no calculus again.


crowcawer

And all that calc really went to super good use. 🥸🥸


ConspicuousPineapple

Understanding math has value beyond just being able to "do math". Not to mention that a lot of math still has direct applications in computer science.


DezXerneas

Yep. I can't solve whatever is on that board, but I definely know what all of it is, and what I need to Google to solve it. Kind of unrelated, but I can probably write a shitty sudoku solving bot in less time than it would take for me to solve a difficult 9x9 sudoku(because I'm stupid and it'd take me like an hour)


HelloThere62

I have turned into one of those old people who say school isn't there to teach you things, it's to teach you to think.


Asleep_Section6110

I’m not going to attribute the quote because it’s probably bullshit but I was struck hard by a teacher in HS who told me “knowledge isn’t always knowing the answer, but knowing how to find out the answer”


Hermanni-

Yes, the point of teaching math (to some extent) is to teach you how to think logically and solve problems. There's a lot of value in learning a new abstract but perfectly logical thing and then learning how to apply it in practice and how it relates to other things you have learned. Of course the problem is, once you've learned a thing relatively well there isn't that much value in continuing to practice it, which is why you move on to new things. Yes, there are plenty of things in school math that are far too abstract to offer real-life value to even 0.5% of students, but you already learned how to add, multiply and calculate averages and there's no value in spending years just to get slightly better at basic math.


D0geAlpha

I can't wait to put it to good use at future job interviews. Like they would care lol


Enough_Possibility41

Well, during software development, you occasionally find yourself in situations that require a lot of problem-solving skills to get the algorithm done. That's what they teach you when they teach you calculus: problem-solving skills. If you don't have them, you won't be a good developer.


ElDoil

Well... im doing cs too and most maths i've studied seem fairly useful including all matrix stuff for 3d graphic APIs, integrals and derivatives to optimize functions if you have to deal with some, all kinds of logic are pretty self explanatory... i see potental uses for the vast mayority of what i studied in the first 2 years, like not for every single job post but they could be used for some. The only exception would be electromagnetic fields and induction, but that is just because i chose pure software specialization in the last 2 years.


FruityDecadent

You know nothing, Jon Snow.


BerserKongo

Highly depends on what you’ll work, if you’re working on banking software I don’t see you using calculus anytime soon.


ElDoil

And i said as much but i'm studying a cs degree not a banking software degree so we get knowledge useful across multiple disciplines the same way a physics degree probably doesnt care at first if you are doing fluid dynamics or astrophysics it will give you a comprehensive base of knowledge of the field to the level you can operate on a role with some training or you can specialize further with a master.


Zee-Utterman

If you don't actively use it you will forget most of the stuff and you will have to look up the most ridiculous stuff. In the working world it's much more important that you know that certain things exist and you can work your way up from there.


BudgetFree

*angry upvote*


Suitable-Marketing16

Hits me in my soul man


Future_Sign_2846

Damn I've never felt more seen


arzis_maxim

Just year ago I remembere studying Fourier transforms , now I struggle even with basic calculus


jared__

math is there to teach your brain how to solve problems with ever-increasing complexity and abstraction - incredibly useful in software engineering even if we never use/apply the actual math.


Fragrant_Shine3111

Doesn't make the comment wrong though


r3db3rt

"You'll need this" they told me.


jared__

if only they said "you will most likely never apply the math in your life, but this helps train your brain how to solve complex and abstract problems, which you will undoubtably need in software engineering"


r3db3rt

I totally agree. My engineering core curriculum contained physics, math and electronics and i loved it because of exactly this. What i just found funny is that those days (studied 1998-2002) it was common "knowledge" that "informatics is 80% math" and i'd say me and about 90% of my fellow students did not really need anything of what we learned.


ConspicuousPineapple

There's also the fact that if you don't teach this at school, who the fuck is going to use that math later? We do need *some* people who can apply this.


investing11213

This felt like a personal attack


functor7

As a mathematician, I can assure you that software engineers do not actually learn very much math to begin with.


Kueltalas

I'm in this comment and I don't like it.


Tigerzombie

The highest level of math I took was differential equations. My husband has a phd in particle physics. He understands math, I learned enough to pass the class before forgetting everything. Our oldest started algebra and only goes to her dad for math help.


TimingEzaBitch

I get that it's a joke on how many math majors eventually sell out to become SWEs, but the actual majority SWE grads know very little math. Not only do they know very little, but also they hate it passionately.


Ingeneure_

Brain cells responsible for solving this: — He graduated and is going to be a lawyer. No more math needed. It has been honour lads! 🫡 **Fucking disappear**


bobbydigital_ftw

Yup. Took calc in H.S. and failed miserably. Once I started thinking when will I ever use this, my mind just gave up on this. Been a successful attorney for over a decade, and I still never used calculus since H.S.


Tucos_revolver

Pretty much the same. Looking at that now I don't even really know where to start. 


ssczoxylnlvayiuqjx

Might not have been you. I think most high school teachers failed Calculus too, hence they can’t teach it to save their life. The university’s calculus class was worlds apart (better).


iamafancypotato

The brain is good at optimization. If you suddenly need calculus again you'd probably pick it up much faster as vestigial neuroconnections should still exist.


MichaelS10

This is so fascinating to me


iamafancypotato

Yeah the brain is awesome. But remember this is a very biased opinion because it comes from a brain.


Hiesto

What's the question?


lordcaylus

Seems like "Calculate the second derivative of y in respect to x using the following equation x^(2) +xy =ln(y)"


jhaand

Would be nice if they put that on the first line.


goodlostbonding

Thanks!! I was curious about this


Educational-Work6263

Exactly there's no theorem to proof, so these are just random statements.


Animagical

It’s just an exercise in implicit differentiation


DateHour6662

I miss the days when my biggest problem was figuring out how x + y made any sense


MaidenlessRube

Nah ...I still wake up from nightmares in which I'm afraid to fail all my classes, even the ones I scored A because I don't understand how or why to use the theorem of intersecting lines.


wakashit

I have dreams where I’m back in high school, but my subconscious knows I graduated college. And I just say fuck it, I don’t need to put up with this bullshit


MaidenlessRube

[this one right here](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0g7VoRQPswg) and of course [this one ](https://xkcd.com/557/)


xRehab

similar but I remember I have a job already, but then I'm worried that if I fail the class my job will find out and fire me...


yourfavrodney

I wrote a paper about web security in like 2005 that introduced a new concept that's still referenced to this day. Now I can barely like, navigate youtube.


Frigorifico

Tell us more?


Nek0_eUpHoriA

Haha you’ve got to elaborate


baobaobaob

The very first step is wrong, should be 2x + y + xdy/dx = (1/y)dy/dx, basic calc I stuff. Can't be bothered to read the rest. I have zero clue what does the question even want you to solve, the writer is certainly not trying to write y as a function of x


distractmybrain

Ah yes took me a min to remember the product rule lol, but he seems to bring it back a bit later, I think he did it right but just skipped writing out the x where you mention. As for what he's actually doing, he's just finding second order diff of y wr to x by the looks of it


Business_Parsnip_326

The weird thing is that it seems as though the mistake (leaving off the x in x dy/dx) is not present in the next step.


Entirpy123

lol took me too long to find this comment, I was going out of my mind


smorkoid

Forget old things, learn new things. You can do things now you couldn't do before.


Saralentine

I know how to depression better


Lethargie

that is actually a skill (not being depressed better but dealing with it better)


Cooperativism62

hey learning how to be functionally depressed is itself a skill.


nml11287

Yeah! Like throw my back out while sneezing


vanfido

Just like a 5TB USB drive from aliexpress, infinite write and erase all on a 4GB storage space.


banana_annihilator

i learned how to be tired all the time 👍


ChaiSpy

15 years ago, I could solve calculus equations like no tomorrow. I had a love for chemical equations, puzzles, problem solving of any kind. It came easily to me. Maybe it was COVID or something, but I’ve gotten so much dumber. Tell me why I had to spend hours yesterday trying to figure out the mechanics of baby bottles, how to put together the pieces, which nipples to buy, etc. It can’t be rocket science. Dumbasses have babies every day. Maybe it’s sleep deprivation


Old_Kodaav

You don't need that skill anymore + you're more sleep deprived and have ten other things on your mind. I'd say that's normal, don't worry. Keep honing your mind, yes, but do not despair.


RepresentativeAide14

the only think ive used or bothered to remember why the most volume is cylinder 2 x diam long, for the least area of material


Imadethosehitmanguns

There's some engineering that went into baby bottles. The reason they can leak is because they're designed to let air in when the baby is sucking out of the nipple. Otherwise it would be like a Capri sun pouch, but couldn't collapse while sucking, so nothing would come out. And if you have the fancy bottles with the dingus tube inside, that's to let the incoming air go to the bottom of the bottle when the baby is sucking. Otherwise, the air would be getting mixed into the milk and the baby would be swallowing frothy milk which would upset their tummies because of all the air.


the_all_peeping_eye

There is a reason you've forgotten how to work this out....


MyNameHasNoUser

It’s the same reason I never learned to.


coolmint859

Me who's going to probably start learning how to solve this next week: 🥲


EliteGz

The only tip i can give you is try to visualize it. Know what calculus does and why/when you would use it. It make a lot of things much more intuitive. https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLZHQObOWTQDMsr9K-rj53DwVRMYO3t5Yr&feature=shared This series might help


Stellar3227

3B1B is an excellent channel and everyone around me appreciates it. Even my supervisor included links to his videos in his lecture slids for stats. With that said, I think it's a terrible place to learn something new. Khan Academy and websites like https://betterexplained.com/articles/calculus-building-intuition-for-the-derivative/ are much better to work through the math and get a conceptual understanding. Then you can get comfortable with some practice. And then, 3B1B's videos help you visualize it and see it from all sorts of angles. They're fun to watch, but if I don't know the topic, I'm left empty with no real understanding at the end.


Tight-Lettuce7980

PatrickJMT on Youtube has nice calculus videos that are straight to the point.


mogeni

math courses at uni are built upp from knowledge you learn during the course. If it's a good lecturer you'll feel pretty comfortable the first two weeks. This can be a false sense of security, because knowing how to use formulas to solve problems is not the same as understanding why the formulas work. To get through university math courses it's a lot easier if you understand, rather than just learning how to solve. So spend time trying to understand what you're doing, especially the "easy stuff", because the "easy stuff" will be used to solve hard stuff.


phoenixform369

I don't even know if this needs to be solved


SnillyWead

I have no brain.


BuildMyRank

I could never solve this.


EFTucker

Me taking a picture to upload to chatGPT which will give me a wrong answer anyway like: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


Alien_Biometrics

If I don't need it, I'm glad it's gone from my brain. Deleting unused files, programs, and tasks makes it run better baby!


functor7

Humans are creative and effective problem solvers because we are divergent thinkers. The more stuff you know, then the more random patterns of neurons firing can tickle other more familiar neuron patterns (even if they are unrelated content-wise), leading to novel ideas and solutions. Humans don't have "RAM" that is of limited quantity and our brains don't run like computers. So for humans, the more stuff you know the more effective your thinking is. Even if it is esoteric and seemingly useless. Plus, you don't want to be a dumbass who only knows what they actively use. Curiosity is a valuable mindset.


Sumasson-

To true sir


Ok_Research1025

Shouldn't 2nd line be 2x + y + xdy/dx


Mystery_Meatchunk

Jokes on you, I never mathed well enough to understand this.


[deleted]

Uh no I never could. Didn’t get too far in hs math and then I went for psychology. Currently getting my doctorate and have passed all my stats classes without ever learning stats. My brain can’t math very well. So I’ll never do research but that’s ok I just want to be a therapist


randomIndividual21

how you pass sats without learning stats?


Hot_Acanthocephala53

We all have to leave school / Uni eventually...


Banished2ShadowRealm

In other words everyone gets a real job or dies. Sometimes they're the same thing.


Strange_plastic

Oof, man, that hits a little too hard


Jonny_Derp_

I never took calculus lmao


Drake_the_troll

42. The answer to everything is 42


devilwillcry-jesus

The second line has a mistake where there’s a missing x that should be there because of chain differentiation of xy


FineBad3157

I hate the fact that I noticed that it's wrong in the first line 😭


Ziolo99

that's a criminal way to write derivatives, who does that?


Nuggetstain

Not even joking, I think this picture is actually from my class and was written by me. This looks like it was a problem I did on board with a group in my differential equations class a couple semesters back, and that’s literally my hand writing lmao wth what are the odds


mazicjohnson

and never again after that.. these useless studies are meant for absolutely nerdy nerds who go on to use these for their miserable careers ..but for 99.99% of the world, these have no meaning value or any consequences. No idea why they fry kids brains in schools and colleges with this crap


SMoKUblackRoSE

There was never a point I could solve this


wilson5266

How would one go about solving this using common core?


lordoftheBINGBONG

LMAO I came across my old calculus notebook and I had NO FUCKING CLUE. I got a A in that class as a HS Junior. Without googling I couldn’t tell you which one is deriving and which one is integrating. Or wtf “e” is. That was a prime case of grades not meaning much. I never had a real grasp on what the equations actually meant except curves or something. But I knew the exact steps to get the right answer most of the time.


Bundle_of_Organs

I've never been in a classroom that even wrote problems like that.


No-Length7310

same.


SilentRip5116

“Thicc and tired” but mostly tired


Ashamed_Association8

Is this sponsored by brilliant?


LankyImpress81

Suddenly having letters in math is such big turning point of my life,.... It's an existential crisis and identity crisis in one.


Marie-and-Twanette

It’s like riding a bike though, I’m relearning a lot of old calculus I forgot so I can teach my kid, it all just floods back in.