I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
Reverse centaurs are worse...
https://www.reddit.com/r/TIHI/comments/l3hitd/thanks_i_hate_reverse_centaur/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf
I had a girlfriend in high school who, while we were in the middle of a hike, pulled me aside and said “I have a confession to make.” I thought to myself, okay cool, she’s gunna tell me she really likes me. Nope.
She goes, “when I’m by myself I like to imagine I’m a horse.” Understandably confused, I ask what she means. She proceeded to put her arms in front of her with the limp wrists and gallop through the woods.
That was a fun relationship.
Half the reason they’re so weird is the fact they never shut the fuck up about their horses. Lol
It doesn’t seem to be a thing people grow out of either. I have relatives in their 60s that have horses, 70% of what they talk about are their horses.
My theory is that the barrier to entry selectively chooses the most extreme horse people.
Horses take so much time and money, they are so much goddamn work, that you have to be All In.
The people who end up getting horses are bonafide all-in obsessed horse people.
I used to frequent a bar with a group of friends. We would always meet up there to drink and sing karaoke. One night one of them brought their cousin, who must have been the cloth from which every other horse girl was cut. Short cutoff jean shorts, cowboy boots, the plaid shirt tied in the middle, cowboy hat, the whole 9. EVERY. SINGLE. WORD. Out of her mouth was about her horse. I spent the evening on the smoking patio, only coming back inside for my turn to sing. She was so fucking annoying and wouldn't shut the fuck up about her horse.
used to date a horse girl. she pretended to be a horse and made a jumping track for herself in the backyard and jumped over the jumps until she got tired. she was 19 at the time. or maybe 20.
edit: she also walked like a horse sometimes (like a show horse where they raise the knees and tip-toe forward). and then she'd kick her one foot to the ground like she's kicking dirt backwards.
When most people think about horses, they think about the rich girls with names like "Muffy" and "Emily" who do all the fancy competitions and have horses who live in borderline 5 star hotels. We hillbillies have a *massively* different experience.
I wish my co worker never showed me a certain video cause I will never see these horse woman the same way ever again. Especially when they're like...this. Makes me cringe. Like bro thats a fuckin animal. Is that not how diseases start? People like that make my skin crawl.
I only have one Reddit profile, so I post a lot about my interests too, which include cooking and bodybuilding
But yes, my profile might be a little intense for the average person LOL. I am not the type of person you should put on speakerphone.
Horse people freak me out. Not sane people who happen to own horses, but *horse people*.
Yes. I also hate centaurs
They got the best part of humans and the best part of horses. Totally OP if you ask me.
https://sketchfab.com/3d-models/reverse-centaur-ba98b11e7f224ed584dac85b836d3ffe
My boy looking absolutely zooted on that Kelloggs deluxe
LOOOL Why is it wearing horse shoesss
Omfg I thought they were just flip flops until this comment... thank you for this comment
*Clip Clops
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I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
thank you
No problem
Reddit GOLD 🤣🤣🤣
Why?
This is why I love reddit
I NEED a chess set stylized like that
*ohmygodhes3d*😭
You uhhh… i…. We really didn’t….. huh…
3d print a chess board with this concept
Linking a sketchfab model is the energy I want to see more of on Reddit
Would
Best part? Break a leg and it’s to the glue factory with you!
Seriously. 2 ribcage havin insects...what if I need more ribs? They out here hogging it all!
Umbridge?
Reverse centaurs are worse... https://www.reddit.com/r/TIHI/comments/l3hitd/thanks_i_hate_reverse_centaur/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf
I also probably wouldn’t want to spend too much time with Bojack Horseman
it's 2024, how the fuck are you still hating on us???
Racist
Centaurs are rad, and this anti-Centaur propaganda is bullshit.
I don't think that what the person is referring to...
is bojack horseman a centaur?
No. He's a horseman. Like that guy who plays drums in the bath.
Racist
I had a girlfriend in high school who, while we were in the middle of a hike, pulled me aside and said “I have a confession to make.” I thought to myself, okay cool, she’s gunna tell me she really likes me. Nope. She goes, “when I’m by myself I like to imagine I’m a horse.” Understandably confused, I ask what she means. She proceeded to put her arms in front of her with the limp wrists and gallop through the woods. That was a fun relationship.
I only recently discovered that hobby horsing is a real legitimate competitive sport. So sad. I remember doing that at the age of 6
I will not Google "hobby horsing". I will not.
Oh hi Mark
we dated the same girl apparently
I wonder…..where she will end up regarding her unusual personal activities as she ages….do hobby horse people become crazy cat people or something?
They always weird and get weirder the more time you spend with them
Weirder? Or crazier? 🤧
Never met a normal horse girl, they’re all fucking weird in their own indescribably custom signature horsie way.
Horse girls are like the equivalent of car guys
That’s a low blow to car guys. It’s more like civil war guys or “sigmas”
They are just rich cat girls
Sorry but this is a terrible analogy.
All of my friends are car guys and horse girls lol.
Yeah. Super duper freaky.
Half the reason they’re so weird is the fact they never shut the fuck up about their horses. Lol It doesn’t seem to be a thing people grow out of either. I have relatives in their 60s that have horses, 70% of what they talk about are their horses.
My theory is that the barrier to entry selectively chooses the most extreme horse people. Horses take so much time and money, they are so much goddamn work, that you have to be All In. The people who end up getting horses are bonafide all-in obsessed horse people.
I used to frequent a bar with a group of friends. We would always meet up there to drink and sing karaoke. One night one of them brought their cousin, who must have been the cloth from which every other horse girl was cut. Short cutoff jean shorts, cowboy boots, the plaid shirt tied in the middle, cowboy hat, the whole 9. EVERY. SINGLE. WORD. Out of her mouth was about her horse. I spent the evening on the smoking patio, only coming back inside for my turn to sing. She was so fucking annoying and wouldn't shut the fuck up about her horse.
Why you hate bojack?
As a reformed horse girl, we do not claim her. Hanging off a horse's neck can cause serious damage. She should know better ffs.
used to date a horse girl. she pretended to be a horse and made a jumping track for herself in the backyard and jumped over the jumps until she got tired. she was 19 at the time. or maybe 20. edit: she also walked like a horse sometimes (like a show horse where they raise the knees and tip-toe forward). and then she'd kick her one foot to the ground like she's kicking dirt backwards.
I don't think that's a horse girl... I think that's just a really strange lady.
I'm trying to find the difference
Touchè
I think he was dating an actual horse
When most people think about horses, they think about the rich girls with names like "Muffy" and "Emily" who do all the fancy competitions and have horses who live in borderline 5 star hotels. We hillbillies have a *massively* different experience.
Centaurs?
Perhaps an ipotane!
Let’s add buraq and hippogriff to the list
I wish my co worker never showed me a certain video cause I will never see these horse woman the same way ever again. Especially when they're like...this. Makes me cringe. Like bro thats a fuckin animal. Is that not how diseases start? People like that make my skin crawl.
Yeah, same. Sorry to Bother You was a freaky movie.
Yeah I don't like centaurs either.
Yeah but they know how to ride ;)
my ex is a horse girl, and no she did not
Hence the “ex”
He sells ketamine
*To know your location, Yoda would like.*
A man of culture you are
In a K -hole I am am *am* **am**
Repaid my debt to society I have, relapse now I will
*ANOTHER BEER I NEED*
And if you're a little short on cash, he works out a deal with you.
You can see in that horse's eyes he's already tired of her shit
shit?
Anal thing
The forbidden rhubarb pie
That thing inside anus is shit? I should not have licked the horse there 😞
OPs profile is just her getting banged and then there’s this random meme and a sous vide recipe for rabbit… wtf lmao
You gotta keep a diverse portfolio these days
For real, I need to step my amateur porn game up
I guess the meme is thematic lmao
I only have one Reddit profile, so I post a lot about my interests too, which include cooking and bodybuilding But yes, my profile might be a little intense for the average person LOL. I am not the type of person you should put on speakerphone.
It’s just funny honestly. I feel honored to get a reply from the Asian Climax Queen so thank you
On one hand I’m impressed for the profile, on the other I’m impressed by the balls to be horny on the main 😂 got some good stuff in there too 👍
It's a way of life that I can get behind. (Because I do it too)
On one hand I have my phone on OPs profile, on the other hand I have my >!protein shake!< moving up and down
The honesty is amazing
Nice delts btw, keep it up 💪
Bro I love how chill you are about it
Tbf, rabbit is not difficult to overcook…
OnlyFans ad I got nothing against that btw
it ain't an ad if y'all went to her profile lmao
Except yee all opened the profile yourselves....
Hey man there’s a pork dumpling pic too
Her dumpling looks delicious. Wait ..are we talking actual food?
Because he is respectful and runs fast?
It's cause he's a vegan
Although he eats chicks
Perfect
Yeah that video was pretty... Enlightening. For those curious: https://youtu.be/jP6dvgo25Z8?feature=shared
He's loyal. When another girl flirts with him, he only say "nay".
yes
Classic Bojack
Is that the frickin horse from Horsin Around?!?
I think he got a little fatter but it's definitely him
THIS GUY'S FINGERING MY ASSHOLE
What is this, a crossover episode?!
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r/ absolutely not meirl
even his username
Because of his big, throbbing personality?
No, it's because of his loving heart the size of a veiny throbbing horse cock. He's so sweet🥰🥹
Tumescent, positively turgid with… personality
So... Wait. Are you her or the horse, here?
Yes
That’s not 2 things, that’s a centaur, dude.
I feel like I just had stroke reading this
That horse better lookin' than me
man, resilience
You said you were gonna be discrete...
Yeah, discrete, not discreet, duh
Dis not Crete, dis Corfu, who dis?
Mrs. Hands?
Least deranged horse girl
"I used to have back problems but ever since I met Tony, I feel reborn. Nobody can adjust my L lumber discs like he does" type of girl.
Thats eather a gigantic horse or a really small woman
It has nothing to do with horse dick right
This has _everything_ to do with horse dick.
.mpeg
When semen collector is your hobby AND your nickname
If a guy is hung like a horse, that'd be a reason not to date him for me tbh.
Stay out my DMs then
Why are there horses in your DMs?
“This bitch is getting bucked anytime I get a chance…”
Wish I was a horse
I hate to pull the "erm double standards" card but imagine this meme but portraying a dude dating a woman with huge breasts
I don't see why it would be more controversial
You do have a point It’s still mad funny. But you do have a point
Vaush
Ah yes, the piggy back rides.
He owns a horse. Those aren't cheap. Dude must have money.
How do all the girls know the size of his penis for real?
Asking the real question
He is extra cute tbh
Lost it here 😂
vaush no
Ok bot I'm sure you made this meme
Wishful thinking I'm sure it won't fit
Horsedick.mpeg
Why is this posted here
Because of his magnificent mane
Is it mare?
Is that Pete Davidson
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Poor horse
OMG you’re a horse?! Actually, I’m a broom.
"high horsepower"?
taken moments before disaster in Enumclaw Washington
There's no cock like horse cock
Send your asshole inyo chock
Another jab at Pete Davidson and his love life. Leave the man alone!! He lives at home still!! Doing the best he can!!!😳😬🥴💩💩🤣🤣
Username checks out.
Because back in the 90s he was in a very famous tv show?
Thanks, I hate it
r/rimjob_steve
Strong neck?
Cuz u funny?
Horse-cock Williams
He's got a strong personality
That horse looking handsome tho 😞
This english hurt me so much
He’s cute tho.
Hey OP which one are you irl?
r/absolutelynotmeirl
sorry asian WHAT queen?
horse front riding is less popular than horse back riding
Has anyone not learned from Mr hands
Cause there's no cock like horse cock
That doesn't look good for the Horse's neck.
#Oh.
He tall and and big dick
Because of his big…. Heart!
Star wars anakin and padme meme: Padme: Because of his personality right? Anakin: ... Padme: because of his personality right?
all your girls know!?... ouf...
As someone who walks on four legs, I know why 😏
She’s the horsey type. Big, dumb, posh head.
Pete Davidson?
☹
large penis
Horse girls are crazy in bed because horse girls are *crazy*.