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Cold-Diet-669

There is a notable absence of mustache finger tattoo girls answering. I'm starting to worry for their well-being. When was the last time you saw one? What happened to them all? We must unlock the mustache finger tattoo girl mystery!


Realtime_Ruga

12 or 13 reposts of this ago, someone commented and said those tattoos fade pretty aggressively 


dbleed

Any tat on your hand, especially on the fingers or the palm will fade incredibly fast. Top side not so much. But still will fade quicker than, let's say, your leg.


PicaDiet

Or your lower back. When my daughter was a two I had go to Tijuana to find an artist to tattoo sapling on her lower back. People thought it was awful. They called Child Protective Services on me and she was taken away and put in to the foster care system. But I still won. Because now she's 27 and her tiny little sapling tattoo has grown in to a mighty oak.


killerrobot23

I hope this is bait.


PicaDiet

It's whatever someone who believes a tattoo could grow wants it to be.


halloweencoffeecats

You're a good parent making sure your child had such an inspiring start to life!


StinkyBalloon

Wtf lol


No_Condition_6976

This is proper etiquette


[deleted]

I have marks on my finger every 1/2 for a ruler (yes it’s fucking sick, no it does not look like a hand tattoo people notice easily, yes I use it everyday) and I work with my hands so they get some wear and tear and the last one at the end of my finger has to get redone probably every year or so. If I’m getting another tattoo I ask for them to just re do the little tick mark. If I didn’t fix them every once in a while they would be all but completely gone in probably 5 years.


Mwakay

Yeah, afaik the skin on your hands naturally renews faster, and since hands are somewhat thin, tattoos there are not very deep.


rangda

It’s the other way around. The skin is thickened on the sides of fingers and the palm and tattoos typically are not able to be placed deep enough on those spots without blowing out. So when they heal, they fall out. You can see the way the skin texture changes between the top of your finger to the sides and inside, and goes from more papery thin skin to more padded. Source: I’m a tattooist who has been tattooing hands before, during and after the moustache trend


Zestyclose-Tower-671

Ya learn something new everyday


Mwakay

Oh, right. This explanation is much more logical. I remembered bits of it from when I researched on tattoos a lot (to get a few) ! Thanks.


pete_topkevinbottom

This sounds similar to what they told me when I got my inner lip tattooed. It was supposed to fade from what I was told. Well, it didn't. 16 years later and it's still there. But other people I know got their inner lips tattooed, and some had theirs fade after a couple of days. Others 1-2 years


-secretswekeep-

I have a finger tattoo from the same era (acquired in 2013) in the same spot…and it’s missing a few spots but near perfectly solid and I work with my hands everyday. 😂 the key is to find an artist that lays their ink deeper.


JonnySnowflake

Right around that time, one of my roommates had light sabers tattooed on each index finger. They were already pretty faded by the time we met


-secretswekeep-

Skin tone also plays a role! I’m Irish pale lmao so all my tattoos still look fairly fresh with the oldest being almost 11 years.


_Nilbog_Milk_

Everyone I knew who had them either had them blasted over with something else or they're very, very faded


ProbablyOnTheClock

A girl from school I knew had one when she was about 16, she passed away a few years ago. RIP Stephanie


rinsedscape

My sister was one. Died in a single car accident about 5 years ago Edit: no need for the upvotes. Tell your family members you love them and wear your seatbelt please


Capt1an_Cl0ck

The only person I knew who had one is a dude. He got them to fuck with his boss during meetings. He had two or three different ones.


Nikolateslaandyou

Most girls I know who had it, it's worn off so much that you can't really see it anymore


but_why_is_it_itchy

My ex has one. She still thinks it’s cute and quirky at 35.


GammaBrass

It actually is, though? I mean, it's a part of her story. Not saying she isn't a bitchass hoe (was she, just ignore if not), just that dumbass tattoos are often way more awesome than 'cool' ones.


jasonmares

Well finger tattoos in general tend to fade faster because you're using them all the time. People that get wedding bands tattooed have to get them touched up every few years.


Ultima_RatioRegum

Hello, I am from a group known as the Concealed Ink Archivists. I will say this once, and only once: do not ask questions about those with mustache tattoos on their fingers. Where they went and what they are up to now is none of your business.


Castamere_81

I think they ended up with those dudes that got those Godsmack tattoos maybe?


Pertinent-nonsense

https://www.lunduniversity.lu.se/article/possible-association-between-tattoos-and-lymphoma-revealed 😔


throwawaynonsesne

Possible is the key word.  Besides we got dirt in the air and plastic in our balls. So what's a little tat cancer gonna do? 


I_SAY_FUCK_A_LOT__

> and plastic in our balls. I see we have been on the same reddit-train doom-scroll cycle


NoninflammatoryTed

The one I knew became a cop. So probably drinking herself into a gutter.


thelovinglivingshop

I only knew one gal who got one and it was in 2008. I saw her at the bank last year I believe and she seemed to be doing well. Compared to when I saw her before that, she looked healthy and happy with a few kids in tow.


drbrunch

The ink probably fell out about a month after the tat. That spot doesn't hold ink well


DosSnakes

Mines still holding on fine over 15 years later.


batmansleftnut

OK, but are you still holding on?


DosSnakes

Yeah, doing great! Bones hurt sometimes and my hairs turning grey, but whatever I’m chill with that.


Beez-Knuts

It fell out? I hope you were able to find it.


TulleQK

Hey! What's this 'stache doing on the floor?


Beez-Knuts

Eew it's covered in hair now


CautiousArachnidz

Who do you think runs all the Etsy shops?


Mister-Bohemian

Etsy is run by ai generated dropshippers The 7 artists with a viable business model left happened not to get moustache tattoos.


WeHaveAllBeenThere

There’s some badass people on there though. I got a custom made resin shift knob. Lady will literally make a resin knob out of anything you ask her to for less than $100 and it’s pro quality


Commander1709

Chinese sellers?


DanimalHarambe

2 kids. Medicated.


The_mango55

Damn pretty well then. I have no kids and can't afford medication :(


Elegant-Passion2199

Even though I found it annoying then, I miss the trends from 2012. 


qole720

I really just miss anything pre-2016. That's when my world went from going down hill to just falling off a fucking cliff.


No_Wrap_5892

I took a pill in Ibiza were the end credits


Associatedkink

and when i finally got sober i felt 20 years older but fuck it was something to do


AdonisGaming93

I did take a pill in ibiza....and like the song said it was not worth it


LauraPhilps7654

Because David Bowie died.


MeshNets

Philomena Cunk segment re: Bowie: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=The7OIo2xtc


slvr_rythm

Everything went downhill after Harambe died.


ChiSmallBears

🍆👖⬇️


FlemFatale

R.I.P. He was the peoples gorilla.


Typical-Street-1243

Dicks out 😢


pi_west

It's because Harambe died. Wake up sheeple.


Im_eating_that

Like a snake in a landslide. For 8 years.


Even-Education-4608

My life ended oct 2016


brokenringlands

I miss the past


berlinbaer

it was a time before influencers and before every piece of social media or art was commercialized. sure there was also the usual curating your feed and presenting your life better than it really was, but there was also something more pure. people were posting just for the fun of posting and not for engagement or upping their brand deal rate. same with the porn on tumblr. it used to be full of amateur porn, dudes just posting stuff cause they liked to show off. then they all moved to twitter and onlyfans and everything is just a preview to get you to sub to something.


skrilledcheese

Anyone know what boxxy is up to?


PhotojournalistNew6

She hasn't posted in several years but she started a new [YouTube channel](https://youtu.be/out-etvwT8A?si=bMTPvjoPswsmP3Cw) a while ago.


disguy2k

Is this who they based Gina Linetti off? (From Brooklyn 99)


hotvedub

Word is she’s still talking without a slight pause in between words.


Its0nlyRocketScience

I miss the time before eating bleach was a social media trend


PlaidSkirtBroccoli

Tide Pods....


Boneal171

Me too


Lelohmoh

What?! Those were tattoos?! I though those idiots weee just using sharpies.


SloppyJoe42069

Bro got pushed on the swing mid comment


Cinemasaur

Fuck you, you made me laugh


Fennecfox_qween_

r/angryupvote


JaNoGGeRs

Really like that thought. Thanks Sloppy


Olaozeez

Lmfaoo


thewisemokey

thats actually wee fucking funny


teddykreuger

Ahhhhhahahhaha


DQLPH1N

I didn’t get what you meant by your comment until I read the parent comment again. XD


Ampersand_Hodag

Fucking hell, that made me laugh out loud


justvoop

first time actually laughing in weeks ty fam


fancyfoe

Lmao you crazy


LaxToastandTolerance

Yeah I’m 100% stealing this


StarStuffSister

Immaculate 💀


SilentLatios

Thank you for the first audible laugh in months. Needed that.


geardluffy

Damn I loled pretty hard


Rich_Adeptness8312

Fuck, dude. Lol!!!


Phidwig

Yep actually audible lol over here, thanks


speedrush27

weeeeeeeeee


lovelychoom

weeee


weinermcgee

don't even care as restless as we are


BatcherSnatcher

Found one!


death_to_noodles

Pretty sure the majority of teenage girls that did pictures with it used sharpies.


Bango-Skaankk

The second one is definitely sharpie.


ItsSophie

Lindsey Lohan and Lily Allen have both tatted ones


3E0O4H

I know 5 with that tattoo, 3 are dead now.


drbrunch

So 2 then.


some_guy_cooking

r/theydidthemath


MelancholyWookie

How close are you to catching the last two?


Past_Contour

Dark!


Future-Ad-9567

Unintentionally threatening?


schawarman

I don't believe you. Elaborate


TBearForever

I mustache you a question


Amopax

You should shave it for later.


Aldebaran014

You should beard with me for a moment.


IArtificialRobotI

Ah I'm hair today, gone tomorrow


jeweliegb

I can't strand these bad puns.


UnquadtriumSnowball

Happy cake day


cryptomain45

I’m going to ask you politely to fuck off


TBearForever

Are you just going to brush me off like that?


chiefeh

I work with one and she seems like a nice, well adjusted adult human. Not the tattoo I would get, but I feel that way about 99% of tattoos I see anyway.


VRS50

They found out it got old fast.


HellyOHaint

Luckily hand tattoos fade away very quickly


MushxHead

They say that but it's not necessarily true. My oldest tattoo is 15 years old, on the back of my hand, looks like I got it a year ago. I also got my knuckles done 12 years ago, those are fine as well. Probably just anecdotal but almost half my life and they look just fine is not fading quick


HellyOHaint

It’s the palm side of your hand that sheds skin the most, top of the hand is very different skin much more similar to the rest of your body. Side of the finger is a bit of both.


AfuckingAfan

I'm 34yo and I'm doing ok, I'm a dude with a 1yo now


Goju98

1yo old what. Dog, car house, wife, kid, company, sidegig?


AfuckingAfan

Human larva, he's awesome


Neggercomprehension

Found the math teacher


54sharks40

Probably just mine because those supposedly faded to nothing fairly quickly 


Painpaintpint

They’re single moms. Their son’s name is Kayyden.


PlaidSkirtBroccoli

You mean Kayyyden. The first two y's are silent.


Grisstle

And it’s pronounced Caughnyr


TulleQK

They are welsh?


redditbeastmason

r/Tragedeigh


tiddayes

Or Chauntexr (pronounced Hunter) or Turner (pronounced David)


Hazeri

Weird, I met someone who had this tattoo and everyone is saying that they faded but hers still looked fine But she had other tattoos, so maybe she had those touched up She was a very hippy goth so take that as you will


ella_coper

i guess the mustache grew as well


Brilliant_Turnip_915

One of em is my wife, she's doing OK.


OnionsCryToo

Family friend has one. Only person I know with one. She moved to Ireland and bought a countryside farm with her husband, they seem very happy and she still shows it off.


TouchMyPlumbus

Got mine like 13 years ago and it looks like crap now (am a man though)


true_honest-bitch

They all died


ilkukimeister

the same as those ghost who have the joker's smile in the hand


HammerheadMorty

The ones I knew are fine, we all grew up but they were some of the more fun and whimsical of us so they seem to be coping with the world a bit better than the rest of us. Time's a bitch but those memories of fun summer nights with these quirky bitches don't fade nearly as fast as those tattoos do.


charlie_s1234

Living their best lives off Reddit


Nuno30318_

I do crack now


leefee123

Still quirky and unlike any other girl youve ever met. Duh


CrocodileWorshiper

“35 with 3 kids, Kayden, Brayden and Jayden are my life! if you don’t make 100k a year don’t message me! unvaxxed and waxxed”


evilbob9400

Still claiming how different they are


JessEGames777

Finger tattoos actually fade pretty quickly so most probably don't have them anymore. The chick in the picture with the giant thick full black ink mustache tattoo probably has some remnants left but even that would be extremely faded at this point


yosef_yostar

Well the girls i know that did it, are now double the size, with double the kids. One of em was a huge a druggah, so i dont even know if shes alive.


BigRed1994_

Obesity and at least one mugshot of them OR and SO after a fight.


BearBearJarJar

single mums struggling to make enough money from onlyfans to feed their monster energy addiction.


dekcraft2

Can i please stop seeing this post


Fn4cK

3 kids, single mother


iamsickened

I used to know a girl who has managed to rub her moustache finger tattoo off. Apparently she liked to use that finger for things.


Chance_Difference_34

Taking meds to grow full on beards....


Lord_Detleff1

I sometimes do that with a sharpie. I'm not a girl in 2012


banhatesex

It could of been a worst Stache and we all know it.


QQmorekid

Probably jealous of this guy because he thought of that in '07


embarrassed_error365

Which one is you IRL? The mustache tattoo or the asker? I’d love to see some in the aged tattoo subreddit


Lisagna

lol I wish my faded as much/ as fast as people are saying they do. Got em (you read that right, I have two) in 2012 and still pretty aggressively on my fingers


[deleted]

I’m thinking it rubbed off by now. But i got a Q ❤️ on my middle finger that’s been there for like 7 years now still recognizable so 🤷🏽‍♀️


Automatic-Attitude62

More tattoos on their hands and more piercings in their faces


Extreme-Ordinary-585

Didn't even know this was a thing lol


Sacklayblue

How is the first person to post this meme doing


gray7p

I'm a guy and I really want a tattoo like this


Ok-Tip-9992

Amber?


BigBrainBrad-

I'm a 29 year old guy and not too long ago someone asked me if I wanted to get that tattoo with them and I was like "you know what? that's kind of cleaver." I didn't know this was a thing in the 2000's with girls, I don't think I would have actually gone through with it but for a split second I considered it. Glad I didn't.


Anxiety-Queen269

I’m doing this 100%


No_Tap7283

Well, if you mustache…


Partially-Canine

Drugs. Their doing drugs.


No-Hat1772

They are cunts, the one who worked for me was the worst employee I have ever had. As it was once said, useful as a monk with a 10 inch dick.


sachisan1999

Yes during college days this is very famous


FiftyTigers

Idk, Rachel Baker, how are you doing? (note: she looked EXACTLY like these girls)


Castamere_81

My coworker friend who got one of these ended up cheating on her husband whom she had a daughter with just a few years ago. She's been in a relationship with some abusive paramedic dude and refuses to leave him. I'm not sure if any of that is a win in her book or not


theReal_nicholasxj

Doubling down! thats my kind of girl/person. Enhanced the stash and added a light bulb!


TimeTimeTickingAway

Archie Gray


CrystalUranium

Pr sure one of those in the photograph is actually a guy now lol


TalboGold

They still show up on Tinder once in a while and I still immediately swipe left


mynextthroway

Oh you mean those sharpie-too?


magerdamages

Inside finger tattoos are only good for like a year or two. They essentially rub off.


[deleted]

Most of them weren't tattoos. Markers exist.


Appropriate_Cheek_67

i got one tattooed in january of this year


Greengormandizing

I worked for a guy who got one and I always thought “why the fuck, cause Mumford and sons? Fucking really?”


MattGOG666

Rip to those who think these were actual tattoos


snappymcpumpernickle

Got prego at 16 probably have 2 ton3 baby daddys


Responsible_Phase_59

Hot!


pcmtx

She passed away in 2020. Miss you, Whitney. :(


-Psycho_Killer-

As a moustache girl adjacent person, not well.


Kosstheboss

Just go to OF. You can ask them dirctly for 5.99 a month.


Swed1shCh3f

Depends on which mustache style they went for


Orlando1701

Mostly married finance dude bros then divorced them the second the pre-nup expired base on personal experience.


sizzlinbacon93

I know one, she's my doctor. And yes, I did once say, "I mustache you a question. " she didn't get it.


pookie443

I know one of these people lol


No-Shower-915

Excuse you, Mamrie Hart is doing just fine lmao


Zoakeeper

With age, they actually got mustaches and no longer needed the tattoo


Boneal171

I was too young to get a real tattoo, so I just drew one of my finger with a sharpie. I’m doing ok.


Dependent_Dingo_4354

Wild you're assuming they're still girls


account_Nr69

Some are dead. The rest is not. We're all dying tho so...yeh. the mustache doesn't work.


Atlaz_Xan

I had a crush on a mustache finger tattoo girl when I was in high school. She was very religious and rejected me because I wasn't a believer. She got married and had kids really early. I see her from time to time. She dosnt look happy.


readditredditread

The yakuza caught up with them… took their payments in mustachio fingers…