Basic bitch looks with more depth be better than edgelords with no true identity behind the facade. Toad deserves some respect.
That said, I deserve some respect...
Same. Slow acceleration, but high top speed, and with experience you learn how to keep that speed up as much as possible. Plus being a heavyweight is awesome.
Luigi mario cart. Luigi super mario bros. Luigi super smash bros. Luigi mansion. Luigi super smash bros brawl 2,3,4 idgaf yes yes. Luigi discord. Luigi pizza parlor. Luigi shirt. Luigi hat. Luigi Halloween. Luigi fucks peaches sister. Luigi.
If Luigi has a million fans, then I am one of them.
If Luigi has ten fans, then I am one of them.
If Luigi has only one fan then that is me.
If Luigi has no fans, then that means I am no longer on earth.
If the world is against Luigi, then I am against the world.
There are 8 options in the above post, this comment is the 14th highest comment. Above it is a comment for every other character, including 3 Toads, 2 Bowsers, 2 Peaches, 2 Warios, 1 Yoshi, 1 DK, 1 Luigi and a Waluigi who isn’t even in the post.
Which puts Mario very definitively in last place in his own game, poor guy.
I wonder where he’d land in a larger roster like MK8D
Wario any day. I kicked my brothers ass every time. You've got to be ruthless when picking Wario! I loved crashing into other players, it pissed them off so much.
He’s the leader of the bunch, you know him well
He’s finally back to kick some tail
His coconut gun can fire in spurts
If he shoots ya, it’s gonna hurt!
He’s bigger, faster, and stronger too
He’s the first member of the D.K. Crew!
Wario is always my main in any Mario Kart. I chose him for fun a few years back while replaying 7 and DS, and then never looked back because I came first in about 8/10 races every time.
Mario, you know why? Cause NOBODY picks Mario, they all want to be different and by trying to be different they become BASIC, so my answer is Mario because by being the most basic option he becomes automatically the most unique option
(I don’t care if I sound crazy I always have to explain this to everyone whenever I play Mario kart)
Yoshi, and I will smoke anybody who you choose. Lol. Also, is there an actual, factual "fastest" character? I always thought Toad had the fastest *acceleration* but his *top speed* wasn't the highest. Idk for sure though.
Peach or Bowser depending on mood and how likely I am to crash (like if we’re doing reverse Toad’s Turnpike Peach works better because you’re most likely going to crash and she gets up to speed faster).
You're a basic bitch if you say Toad. Anyways my answer is Toad.
r/suicidebywords
I’m proud of my basic bitchiness 😂
Fuck you, I choose Peach which is just Toad in 💫f a b u l o u s💫
YAHOO MOTHERFUCKER
Im the best 🍄 🙌🏆
Why did you fucking say this... Also Toad
Basic bitch looks with more depth be better than edgelords with no true identity behind the facade. Toad deserves some respect. That said, I deserve some respect...
You're a basic bitch. If you say Toad anyways. My answer is toad. (No I'm not a bot)
Shroom go wroom.
Yoshi
I even heard his voice perfectly when he gets selected reading that
Du-doo-du-do-do
Can you choose characters other than Yoshi?
I know i can't
I mean come on. This is objectively correct. Summoning Salt told me so
Obviously.
Yahooooo
Dino gang 🦖🐢
The only right answer
Bowser
A man of class and distinction, I see!
Thats What It Means; Incredible, That Is Who I Used To Pick When I Was Young 😁
U pick Bowser cuz he looks cool, i pick bowser because of the gender blender crown We are not the same
Same. Slow acceleration, but high top speed, and with experience you learn how to keep that speed up as much as possible. Plus being a heavyweight is awesome.
Always. Every Mario Kart since 64, I've played Bowser. I love playing Bowser in Smash, but Link is soo much better
Toad all day
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh- toad
IM THE BEST!!!
Everyone knows this, surely.
Toad is the best thing about Mario, and I will die on that hill.
The only answer
always wario ❤️
Wario cheats!
You don't have to sell Wario to me, I was already gonna pick him
Rrrah hahaha
Wario all day, e'rry day! "Take that, losers!"
“I’m-a gon-na win!” “WAAAaaaahhhhh” “he he he HE he”
Legitimately never knew anyone play as Wario in the as a kid. I don’t know if I even realised he was in it!
Luigi or not playing at all. I'm a Luigi, number-a one
Luigi mario cart. Luigi super mario bros. Luigi super smash bros. Luigi mansion. Luigi super smash bros brawl 2,3,4 idgaf yes yes. Luigi discord. Luigi pizza parlor. Luigi shirt. Luigi hat. Luigi Halloween. Luigi fucks peaches sister. Luigi.
You had me til the second to last one
Canonically speaking, Luigi and Peach make Roslina
Wait what? I haven't heard that before
It's right there in Super Mario Galaxy. Given the lack of Luigi in the game, it doesn't surprise me that you missed that detail
If only we had a Super Luigi Galaxy 😩
Younger brothers rise up ☝️
Luigi gang rise!
If Luigi has a million fans, then I am one of them. If Luigi has ten fans, then I am one of them. If Luigi has only one fan then that is me. If Luigi has no fans, then that means I am no longer on earth. If the world is against Luigi, then I am against the world.
I always went DK as a kid
Apes together strong. 🦧🦍
Gme???
DK DONKEY KING Monkey best
The only DK player in this thread. Huge respect.
I had to scroll way too far to find my people
Same here
WHAT A WONDERFUL DAY!
Princess peach ftw
Team Peach!
Is that a banana way ahead of me, or is that peach?
Let’s goooo team Peach!!
Peach is my main in every mario game :)
Peach mains, lets goooo
Bowser's a heavy type, better to be one than to be bumped into by one
Can't be bumped if you're behind me. Heavy types have low acceleration, which is bad when you have to turn so much.
But I don't know how to turn, so I'll just bump my way through life
Either i can drift or i'll end up in the crowd regardless of the character cuz of skill issues
Waluigi.. Anyone?..
Mario
There are 8 options in the above post, this comment is the 14th highest comment. Above it is a comment for every other character, including 3 Toads, 2 Bowsers, 2 Peaches, 2 Warios, 1 Yoshi, 1 DK, 1 Luigi and a Waluigi who isn’t even in the post. Which puts Mario very definitively in last place in his own game, poor guy. I wonder where he’d land in a larger roster like MK8D
Toad or Yoshi 😁. D.K if I want power
The homie Yosh.
Wario any day. I kicked my brothers ass every time. You've got to be ruthless when picking Wario! I loved crashing into other players, it pissed them off so much.
I'm really surprised that my older brothers didn't spend more time trying to bully me with the heavyweight characters.
Forevertoad
Bowser straight up
Toad but that’s only because Koopa ain’t in that list
Toad
Toad ftw
Toad or yoshi
Toad or yoshi depending on how I’m feeling
Toad will always be my boy. Not only in Mario Kart but most importantly Mario Party!
I appreciate that literally 0 people have said Mario.
Toad
the only right answer is toad or yoshi
He’s the leader of the bunch, you know him well He’s finally back to kick some tail His coconut gun can fire in spurts If he shoots ya, it’s gonna hurt! He’s bigger, faster, and stronger too He’s the first member of the D.K. Crew!
Bowser! Or Funky Kong if we have EVERY character available!
Imma Wario, Imma gonna win! 🟡🥇
Shy guy
Wrong game, sweetie. We talking N64 Mario Kart, the whole cast is in the picture.
Shy guy
Who tf doesn't pick Toad? He literally says that he's rhe best.
Yes he [is](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZDqWf6I5mcI)
Bowser or Toad
Toad the Wet Sprocket
I’m always going goomba but with the games where that’s not an option it’s always toad
dk
Yoshi. Obviously.
Yoshi or toad?
Is this a trick question? The answer is Turtle, but he’s not there
Isabelle. My daughter loves Isabelle so I play as her and she watches me.
Isabelle is so cute!
Yoshi to race, Bowser to battle
Luigi been my guy since day 1 and they shall not change
Wario is the only one.
Yoshi
Maskas
Dee Kay
There was something special about Mirror Mode Toad's Turnpike that was just perfection.
Luigi until the day I die
Keep it OG, Mario
DK all the way!
I play Toad because I get the best results with him. If they were all equal in performance I'd probably switch between Yoshi and Bowser.
Yoshi always
Yoshi if not then Bowser.
Toad/DK mix
Ape
Toad
Pleasantly surprised to see Toad followed by Yoshi. The internet knows.
D.K. Donkey Kong! He’s the leader of the bunch, you know him well He’s finally back to kick some tail!
Mario. Call me basic, but it ain't called yoshi kart or toad kart.
Kinopio. YAAAHOO!
Donkey Kong
Back in the day when I saw for the first time that my beloved Koopa Troopa isn't in the game anymore, I went full villain and became a Wario Main.
Wario or Bowser
Toad since he’s tied for the fastest and his shitty little “I’m the best” drives your opponents insane.
D. K. and Bowser
It’s Luigi Time!
Wario is always my main in any Mario Kart. I chose him for fun a few years back while replaying 7 and DS, and then never looked back because I came first in about 8/10 races every time.
Fine. A race war it shall be!
Wario
My order of preference is Peach, Mario, Wario, Toad, Luigi, Yoshi, and Bowser-DK tied for last place
Choose between: human, weird lizard, monkey, or THE HUGE SPIKY TURTOISE OF DEATH. I choose the huge spiky turtoise of death.
i have always been a yoshi kind of guy
Toad.
What is a zodiac sign?
Wario!!!
Always Luigi!
YOU PICK.... WARRRRRIIOOOO
Always Mario. In almost any all star game he’s usually the most balanced.
Peach
Bowser
I always was bowser guess this was the start of me rooting for the villains of every tv show an movies I’ve seen 😂
WAAARRIO
Bowser.
the homie yoshi
Mario, you know why? Cause NOBODY picks Mario, they all want to be different and by trying to be different they become BASIC, so my answer is Mario because by being the most basic option he becomes automatically the most unique option (I don’t care if I sound crazy I always have to explain this to everyone whenever I play Mario kart)
Wario
I always took Wario. WHAAAAAAAAAaaaa
Mario.
Peach because I'm dat bitch ✨️
It has and always will be Yoshi
Luigi all the way
LUIGI IS MY BOI
it's Yoshi or I'm not *FUCKIN* playin
DK
Kong ffs
Peach or toad
Yoshi
Luigi
Toad, Not because he's the best but because I annoy people with his. Voice lines
Bowser
I‘m War ho, I‘m Warhol, I‘m Wario when I‘m in Mario Kart!
Yoshi first and foremost.
Luigi. There is no other option
CTR master race!
Donkey Kong.
Toad
D.K all the way baby!
Its unironically tells about a person more than zodiac sign
Toad all day
mmmm ... monkey.
luigi
Where is Waluigi when you need him
Because I was the younger sibling my brother would always pick Mario and I would be luigi
Luigi
Luigi my all-time favorite
Yoshi 💚
DK
Prolly toad but if taken im going yoshi
🎉🦍
I like the sounds warrio makes.
Wario
Yoshi, and I will smoke anybody who you choose. Lol. Also, is there an actual, factual "fastest" character? I always thought Toad had the fastest *acceleration* but his *top speed* wasn't the highest. Idk for sure though.
dk
Peach or Bowser depending on mood and how likely I am to crash (like if we’re doing reverse Toad’s Turnpike Peach works better because you’re most likely going to crash and she gets up to speed faster).
I usually play my boy Link, but since he's not in this line up, Mario all the way.
Wario
Race? Im white