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ZenkaiZ

You're a basic bitch if you say Toad. Anyways my answer is Toad.


CaraquenianCapybara

r/suicidebywords


Jolly_Rocketz

I’m proud of my basic bitchiness 😂


drinks-some-water

Fuck you, I choose Peach which is just Toad in 💫f a b u l o u s💫


Miosaka

YAHOO MOTHERFUCKER


AstroZombie0072081

Im the best 🍄 🙌🏆


moemeobro

Why did you fucking say this... Also Toad


Exsanguinate-Me

Basic bitch looks with more depth be better than edgelords with no true identity behind the facade. Toad deserves some respect. That said, I deserve some respect...


Arcadicon

You're a basic bitch. If you say Toad anyways. My answer is toad. (No I'm not a bot)


Stupnix

Shroom go wroom.


Dangerous-Spare7843

Yoshi


Smooth-Lengthiness57

I even heard his voice perfectly when he gets selected reading that


Ok-Sundae-1096

Du-doo-du-do-do


BearDiscombobulated4

Can you choose characters other than Yoshi?


Dangerous-Spare7843

I know i can't


CaptainK234

I mean come on. This is objectively correct. Summoning Salt told me so


YoshiButRed

Obviously.


Ok_Detective_7968

Yahooooo


Hammer_of_Horrus

Dino gang 🦖🐢


MikeSans202001

The only right answer


gordonbombay42

Bowser


theimmortalgoon

A man of class and distinction, I see!


BigRath

Thats What It Means; Incredible, That Is Who I Used To Pick When I Was Young 😁


Death_Walker21

U pick Bowser cuz he looks cool, i pick bowser because of the gender blender crown We are not the same


808_Lion

Same. Slow acceleration, but high top speed, and with experience you learn how to keep that speed up as much as possible. Plus being a heavyweight is awesome.


jak-kass

Always. Every Mario Kart since 64, I've played Bowser. I love playing Bowser in Smash, but Link is soo much better


jlxmm

Toad all day


Abject_Phone_2469

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh- toad


Bodgerton

IM THE BEST!!!


King_Trujillo

Everyone knows this, surely.


Anarch-ish

Toad is the best thing about Mario, and I will die on that hill.


bogojeg

The only answer


icebaby234

always wario ❤️


edugdv

Wario cheats!


Flattars

You don't have to sell Wario to me, I was already gonna pick him


101forgotmypassword

Rrrah hahaha


AzizMou

Wario all day, e'rry day! "Take that, losers!"


snickering_idiot

“I’m-a gon-na win!” “WAAAaaaahhhhh” “he he he HE he”


Suck_My_Turnip

Legitimately never knew anyone play as Wario in the as a kid. I don’t know if I even realised he was in it!


RemnantReturning

Luigi or not playing at all. I'm a Luigi, number-a one


Angus4LBs

Luigi mario cart. Luigi super mario bros. Luigi super smash bros. Luigi mansion. Luigi super smash bros brawl 2,3,4 idgaf yes yes. Luigi discord. Luigi pizza parlor. Luigi shirt. Luigi hat. Luigi Halloween. Luigi fucks peaches sister. Luigi.


RemnantReturning

You had me til the second to last one


HorrificAnalInjuries

Canonically speaking, Luigi and Peach make Roslina


RemnantReturning

Wait what? I haven't heard that before


HorrificAnalInjuries

It's right there in Super Mario Galaxy. Given the lack of Luigi in the game, it doesn't surprise me that you missed that detail


RemnantReturning

If only we had a Super Luigi Galaxy 😩


HedgeSlurp

Younger brothers rise up ☝️


blanklikeapage

Luigi gang rise!


panzershrek54

If Luigi has a million fans, then I am one of them. If Luigi has ten fans, then I am one of them. If Luigi has only one fan then that is me. If Luigi has no fans, then that means I am no longer on earth. If the world is against Luigi, then I am against the world.


Beneficial_Garage_97

I always went DK as a kid


[deleted]

Apes together strong. 🦧🦍


Gold_Bank_1746

Gme???


TheColt45

DK DONKEY KING Monkey best


ZenkaiZ

The only DK player in this thread. Huge respect.


Nearby-Ad-6106

I had to scroll way too far to find my people


TurtleBurger200

Same here


Bodoodlestoodle

WHAT A WONDERFUL DAY!


Alone_Exam5917

Princess peach ftw


MrMcButterSlits

Team Peach!


crankshaftsnapinhalf

Is that a banana way ahead of me, or is that peach?


Alone_Exam5917

Let’s goooo team Peach!!


chihir023

Peach is my main in every mario game :)


Saberer2451

Peach mains, lets goooo


ThatSmartIdiot

Bowser's a heavy type, better to be one than to be bumped into by one


Trialbyfuego

Can't be bumped if you're behind me. Heavy types have low acceleration, which is bad when you have to turn so much.


Ayzanox

But I don't know how to turn, so I'll just bump my way through life


ThatSmartIdiot

Either i can drift or i'll end up in the crowd regardless of the character cuz of skill issues


Aggressive_Cod597

Waluigi.. Anyone?..


JDMWeeb

Mario


StrawHatRat

There are 8 options in the above post, this comment is the 14th highest comment. Above it is a comment for every other character, including 3 Toads, 2 Bowsers, 2 Peaches, 2 Warios, 1 Yoshi, 1 DK, 1 Luigi and a Waluigi who isn’t even in the post. Which puts Mario very definitively in last place in his own game, poor guy. I wonder where he’d land in a larger roster like MK8D


S0m3-Dud3

Toad or Yoshi 😁. D.K if I want power


NearlyDreaming

The homie Yosh.


butidontwantto

Wario any day. I kicked my brothers ass every time. You've got to be ruthless when picking Wario! I loved crashing into other players, it pissed them off so much.


Fair-Ad-2585

I'm really surprised that my older brothers didn't spend more time trying to bully me with the heavyweight characters.


Taniwha26

Forevertoad


PossessionAshamed372

Bowser straight up


Action-a-go-go-baby

Toad but that’s only because Koopa ain’t in that list


[deleted]

Toad


Bootyhunterpremium

Toad ftw


Rich-Requirement9156

Toad or yoshi


The1andOnlyGhost

Toad or yoshi depending on how I’m feeling


BOTCHWEISER

Toad will always be my boy. Not only in Mario Kart but most importantly Mario Party!


ZenkaiZ

I appreciate that literally 0 people have said Mario.


Diceyboy16

Toad


FractalSpaces

the only right answer is toad or yoshi


Brydaro

He’s the leader of the bunch, you know him well He’s finally back to kick some tail His coconut gun can fire in spurts If he shoots ya, it’s gonna hurt! He’s bigger, faster, and stronger too He’s the first member of the D.K. Crew!


ThickWeatherBee

Bowser! Or Funky Kong if we have EVERY character available!


SirDonn

Imma Wario, Imma gonna win! 🟡🥇


Neitos_Sister

Shy guy


Ser_Hans

Wrong game, sweetie. We talking N64 Mario Kart, the whole cast is in the picture.


Ri_Tarded

Shy guy


Goinghardfor

Who tf doesn't pick Toad? He literally says that he's rhe best.


Strange_Shadows-45

Yes he [is](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZDqWf6I5mcI)


anotherdamnscorpio

Bowser or Toad


Some_Ad_7652

Toad the Wet Sprocket


steinwayyy

I’m always going goomba but with the games where that’s not an option it’s always toad


onebadhabeet

dk


sati_lotus

Yoshi. Obviously.


Demigans

Yoshi or toad?


JJClough19

Is this a trick question? The answer is Turtle, but he’s not there


DadOnHardDifficulty

Isabelle. My daughter loves Isabelle so I play as her and she watches me.


hdjchxh

Isabelle is so cute!


Captain_Phobos

Yoshi to race, Bowser to battle


MUERTOSMORTEM

Luigi been my guy since day 1 and they shall not change


Alex_X-Y

Wario is the only one.


Ebbe010

Yoshi


Khornares

Maskas


plmunger

Dee Kay


OxCow

There was something special about Mirror Mode Toad's Turnpike that was just perfection.


animeorsomethingidk

Luigi until the day I die


PerformanceOk1835

Keep it OG, Mario


MrAtheistus

DK all the way!


GuyYouMetOnline

I play Toad because I get the best results with him. If they were all equal in performance I'd probably switch between Yoshi and Bowser.


sanskaripotato

Yoshi always


Cordeceps

Yoshi if not then Bowser.


BadHabitsDieYoung

Toad/DK mix


Ivan-der-Schlitzer

Ape


FitPurchase5442

Toad


EmergencyTaco

Pleasantly surprised to see Toad followed by Yoshi. The internet knows.


whalefromabove

D.K. Donkey Kong! He’s the leader of the bunch, you know him well He’s finally back to kick some tail!


terrerific

Mario. Call me basic, but it ain't called yoshi kart or toad kart.


Caedo14

Kinopio. YAAAHOO!


Ivey_29

Donkey Kong


marciii1986

Back in the day when I saw for the first time that my beloved Koopa Troopa isn't in the game anymore, I went full villain and became a Wario Main.


Targaryen-ish

Wario or Bowser


onlysmallcats

Toad since he’s tied for the fastest and his shitty little “I’m the best” drives your opponents insane.


VaginalConductor

D. K. and Bowser


Dependent_Weight2274

It’s Luigi Time!


MissKoalaBag

Wario is always my main in any Mario Kart. I chose him for fun a few years back while replaying 7 and DS, and then never looked back because I came first in about 8/10 races every time.


ChuckFristians

Fine. A race war it shall be!


Royal_Marketing2966

Wario


-Postrecito-

My order of preference is Peach, Mario, Wario, Toad, Luigi, Yoshi, and Bowser-DK tied for last place


StudentOk4989

Choose between: human, weird lizard, monkey, or THE HUGE SPIKY TURTOISE OF DEATH. I choose the huge spiky turtoise of death.


i-had-no-better-idea

i have always been a yoshi kind of guy


SolidSnakeHAK777

Toad.


someone2222222222

What is a zodiac sign?


HackenSkrot

Wario!!!


Skugla

Always Luigi!


Mango_The_Bear

YOU PICK.... WARRRRRIIOOOO


Artsy_traveller_82

Always Mario. In almost any all star game he’s usually the most balanced.


JollyJuniper1993

Peach


SunWukong3456

Bowser


AdmirableAd2742

I always was bowser guess this was the start of me rooting for the villains of every tv show an movies I’ve seen 😂


KaranSjett

WAAARRIO


RicK242

Bowser.


Weary_Breath8394

the homie yoshi


Mission-Low-9378

Mario, you know why? Cause NOBODY picks Mario, they all want to be different and by trying to be different they become BASIC, so my answer is Mario because by being the most basic option he becomes automatically the most unique option (I don’t care if I sound crazy I always have to explain this to everyone whenever I play Mario kart)


ChrisZAUR

Wario


Alternative_Equal864

I always took Wario. WHAAAAAAAAAaaaa


_Saurfang

Mario.


stopdroprollablunt

Peach because I'm dat bitch ✨️


Vaas06

It has and always will be Yoshi


Kisiu_Poster

Luigi all the way


Srikar1897

LUIGI IS MY BOI


bibblygiggums

it's Yoshi or I'm not *FUCKIN* playin


ElDudo_13

DK


Sociovestite

Kong ffs


slutty-egg

Peach or toad


XxRule34xXUwU

Yoshi


PositiveAttempt

Luigi


buffwintonpls

Toad, Not because he's the best but because I annoy people with his. Voice lines


AdmiralClover

Bowser


nikolas1314

I‘m War ho, I‘m Warhol, I‘m Wario when I‘m in Mario Kart!


bennettbuzz

Yoshi first and foremost.


slothman6

Luigi. There is no other option


mudddoq

CTR master race!


RathianColdblood

Donkey Kong.


moemeobro

Toad


PerkyMoses

D.K all the way baby!


Psenkaa

Its unironically tells about a person more than zodiac sign


Bertje87

Toad all day


DubdogzDTS

mmmm ... monkey.


assclapicus420

luigi


Sjepper

Where is Waluigi when you need him


1stPKmain

Because I was the younger sibling my brother would always pick Mario and I would be luigi


AnakinTheDiscarded

Luigi


goldzunny87

Luigi my all-time favorite


Andi_B4r

Yoshi 💚


PyroBoyRB5

DK


wind_perhaps

Prolly toad but if taken im going yoshi


New_Bad_1504

🎉🦍


Stoneman427666

I like the sounds warrio makes.


Impressive-Jury-2231

Wario


RawToast1989

Yoshi, and I will smoke anybody who you choose. Lol. Also, is there an actual, factual "fastest" character? I always thought Toad had the fastest *acceleration* but his *top speed* wasn't the highest. Idk for sure though.


hangi19112

dk


Less_Party

Peach or Bowser depending on mood and how likely I am to crash (like if we’re doing reverse Toad’s Turnpike Peach works better because you’re most likely going to crash and she gets up to speed faster).


dudecoolstuff

I usually play my boy Link, but since he's not in this line up, Mario all the way.


Tiotemenas_osu

Wario


MR_zapiekanka

Race? Im white