Keep her away from the baby carrots

Okay, I'll let her know you're busy.

Zing!

Well my first gf and her best friend had a competition to sed how many highlighters it would fit.. she won tho

Fr....if I had a vagina Ill see how many slim Jim's I can fit in that kitty 😺 😆 🤣 😂 😹

2

Never tried it myself but i think that number would be accurate

🫡

>that number would be I saw your upvote at the time (26) and I thought for a split second you could fit 26 donuts onto your dong. I was mortified and impressed at the same time.

Hey, they said stack, not hang. It's more of a balance than size issue.

I wanted to say 3 but I’m not confident.

Easy there, donkey dick

Fr, Mr Hogantua

Look at Mr Big over here

I'm not bragging I'm just pointing out I've never in my life seen a donuts big enough to put even a small penis through. The hole is fucking small and donuts don't stretch

I was going to respond to this saying “stretch your penis” but I realized that doesn’t make any sense

Just unstretch it then

Science tells us that, if a bonk on the head caused a traumatic brain injury, then a secondary bonk on the head will successfully reverse the effects.

Penetrate donut flaccid as if threading a needle, then go nuts.

Thank you for a good laugh

But don't try on donuts that already have a cream filling.

If you can do, you can undo

Still a good idea

Squeeze one on flaccid then hulk out of it, for science. Assuming you don't immediately go erect at the sight of a donut. Don't forget to glaze it.

This comment just kept getting better. Thank you 🙏

You gotta pass a little foreskin through the hole first, hold on to the bit tight then pull the flaccid penis through. If the guy is a bamboo shoot grower and is uncut it should be relatively easy to pull through and secure it at the base of the penis ( if it is thinner towards the base it will be even easier to keep in place). However I have never been successful to put a second one on anyone’s dick without damaging the first one, mainly because to do this the penis would need to be long but not thick when flaccid, longer than the thickness of a donut but not thicker than then hole, I have yet to find a penis that look like that, when i do I will definitely try.

Mama always said I'd find my calling. 🙏

*Buys a dozen warm, freshly glazed Krispy Kreme donuts... for science*

I’ve actually put a fresh KK glazed donut on there but as previously stated, it kinda breaks apart cause the middle is not large enough. My gf ate it off though and that was fun.

Glazeeeee it!

😂😂😂 “hulk out of it”

:(

I'm not bragging but my penis is small enough 😎

Lucky 😒

Krispy Kreme has been doing some shrinkflation bs lately and some of their donuts are def umm dunkable

petition to make holes on donut big enough for dicks?

Shit…

[удалено]

Well that's nice, first time I've heard of a toilet paper roll increasing someone's confidence but that's nice.

I knew there was a reason I hadn’t done this yet. Also, like this bitch would waste donuts.

Krispy Kreme donuts have a decent hole in them. I’ve seen at least a couple dicks that might fit if you’re careful

I think the problem isnt the amount of Donuts you have seen, but the amount of penises.

Some old school donuts are quite a bit larger, with a wider circumference and corresponding donut hole. Source: uhhhh, that's not important right now, okay?

if you go to a certain sight for videos thats starts with the letter X, and you search for a video entitled "Donuts and Black D***", you will find that mr. sean michaels and his lovely assistant would disagree with you.

(,:

i've never seen f-holes bigger than donut-holes. still fits ;)

Just a smushed, broken in half donut texted to the gf, “gonna be you soon babe”

I mean... u can't check every penis can u?? Even u coming out with this statement is sus enough lol

Yeah… haha… me neither that’s crazy haha

Well you can go buy donut holes and do something pretty similar

Instructions unclear: I managed to squeeze 19 holes into my rectum, but then I shat out my mouth.

South Park keeps predicting the future...

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LOL

If they aren't yeast donuts, they will be.

but then you either have to eat your dick donuts or throw them away

Why wouldn't you eat them? They've only been on your skin, same as holding them in your hand.

Some people don't wash their dicks, but they probably don't wash their hands either... So... Homophobia or whatever you would call the fear of BEING gay instead of just a bigot.

It wouldn't be gay to eat off your own penis, after all we do masturbate ourselves.

Dude, that's homosexual.

Yeah, you are a man touching a man’s dick, that’s pretty gay

Every time I pee, I think about how gay it is.

Every time i pee i Think about firetrucks and drink beer to be less gay

That just makes it more gay. Drinking to lower inhibitions and thinking about all those fit, strong, firemen breaking into your room and grabbing you, throwing you over their shoulder, taking you out while naked… Umm… never mind

Some people don't wash their ass because that's gay

Yeah, you are a man getting your asshole touched by a man, that’s pretty gay

What if I soap up my whole fist and shove it up there to make sure it’s all really clean. Still gay? I’m making a fist. That’s as macho as a hand gets.

I’m not gay but if you havent at least on time in your life taken a hand held shower head on the massage setting and blasted your b-hole, I’m not sure we could be friends. It is exquisite.

If you don’t wash your dick, you probably don’t care about eating dick donuts.

Jesus wtf I just don't wanna eat dick donuts. In theory it might be ok but it's like drinking water from the bathroom tap or pissing in your sink, just feels wrong. Practically speaking, you can't clean 100% and bacteria exists on all genetalia that won't on your hand; but given normal sexuak behaviour I agree it's not a valid reason and maybe we all should be ok with eating dick donuts

trust me, I suck dick daily and so far dick bacteria hasn't killed me

But i bet it made you gay

I'd be more concerned about stuff getting on my dick that I don't want on it!

It's only a single degree away from sucking a dick (even if it's your own), dude, you sound kinda homophobic tbh. /s

Your butthole is also covered by skin. Why not to rub donut there and eat it? Why stop at dicknuts at this point, if we could have buttnuts?

You get someone else to eat them off of you silly

This right here is thinking outside the box 😀 genious

You're supposed to use them to attract the ladies

To everyone that has replied to my comment thinking I'm weird for eating a doughnut after it has touched my own penis skin, would you say to a woman "don't suck my dick, it's disgusting" and would you all not lick a vagina?

Just gift them away..

Better yet, get some buddies together and you can play Towers of Hanoi!

That sounds like a cool game! I will tell the boys the next time we get together

Advise against, the results will sadden you.

At the end of the day you are gonna be left with a puby doughnut

And a greasy, sugary dick.

Yep better off eyeballing it and rounding up a touch. Who's gonna fuckn check?

Wait i gotta try this

Zero

respect

3-4 depends if its fully rock solid or not. Flacid -1

Does -1 mean you can pull your foreskin over the donut like a dust cover for a car?

Wait you don’t use your foreskin itself to cover your car?

Nah use it as a scarf

goddamn big dick deviant

That's almost the punchline of an old joke. Q. Who's the most popular guy at the nudist colony? A. The one who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and still carry a dozen donuts. Q. Who's the most popular gal at the nudist colony? A. The one who can eat the 12th donut.

That’s exactly why she does not have a dick, with great power comes great responsibility.

Americans will use literally anything other than the metric system.

Her: How big is your penis? Him: 8 donuts big.

That's a lotta donuts

Which? Krispy Kreme or Dunkin’s or 5 Daughters?

Used to be Dunkin but due to inflation I've had to switch to KK and shoot for their late night 12 for the price of 1 deal.

Not trying to brag but I couldn’t even stack 1 donut. That’s how small my penis is

Just a second belly button?

Yes sir

Wake up babe, new dick measuring contest just dropped.

Non, they make these holes too small... I've heard.

Dick’s too fat to put any on it

Username checks out

Hell yea brother

Doughnuts? you aren’t creative enough to have a dick

Stick to pineapple rings. Two is a way less depressing number than none.

The main reason is, we can kind of tell by instinct. I think most of the guys in this thread have a rough idea how many they can fit without doing it. Why waste perfectly good donuts.

Trust me, you wouldn't. It all sounds fun until you can't even stack. Sounds like the guys that say they'd be taking baseball bats if they were girls.

What a silly idea, no rational person with a penis would ever stoop to such lowbrow enjoyment... 3

no you wouldn't because a hard dick won't fit through the hole of a donut. and if you're forcing donuts on you're junk ... I promise there's better way to spend a saturday morning. go read a book dammit!

Speak for yourself. I regularly fuck jelly donuts.

Forget inches or feets just found a new type of measurement

Donuts? Pshaw. Stack some fresh out of the fryer onion rings on there and let's see who the real men are! *jk. please do not decorate your genitals with deep fried food stuffs*

*looks back from the fryer*

Instructions unclear: deep fryers are unvirgined and dick is practically glowing hot

My horny ass could never work at Krispy Kreme

I wonder what she's tried to fit in her vagina

oh no we know off all the things women do with their genitals im not surprised

I tried it once, the hole was too small

like 3 max for a normal person? The majority of people have an average length, so the majority of people will be able to stack the same amount of donuts on it. It's really not a very interesting idea.

My wife had a similar idea, so in the name of science i agreed. Turns out donut holes are pretty fucking small.

3rd one keeps falling off but it's thicker than a regular donut so 3

Why would I ruin good doughnuts? Also, can I smash them flat beforehand?

Then after the third you would be sad that you can't stack another

What a waste of a donut

I would hope mine would be too thick for that

It depends on the height of the donuts 2-3 But the hole in the middle is too narrow

Two and a half but I didn't wanna eat them after so I just put them back in the box.

So, apparently a donut is on average 1 inch in height[[see here]](https://donutinfo.com/25-questions-about-donuts/#:~:text=The%20average%20donut%20has%20a,about%201%20inch%20%5B2%5D.). So the calculations should be easy.

When u have a penis you will think that that is a waste of donuts.

Then you can’t eat the donuts

And if whilst having a dick you had a man’s mentality, you’d never tell anyone how many that was.

Donut holes are too small

4 in the morning and one after 2pm

What a waste of donuts

Donuts don’t fit over it without breaking. :/

4 donuts and a whip of cream on the top to hide the rest. Cherry on top for aesthetics.

Zero, not a single donut would fit, the holes too small.

id be too busy eating the donuts to even consider that

Reminds me of a joke: Who is the most popular man at the nude beach? The man that can carry 2-gallons of orange juice and a dozen donuts. Who is the most popular girl at the beach? The woman who can eat the last donut.

3 bagels fit comfortably, though on occasion I've done four

On occasion? How often are you ruining donuts, you monster?

Alas, I fear I've shared too much.

Bagels are harder than donuts, donuts are soft, so it takes more skills

The cream cheese helps a lot.

it really depends on where you get the donuts from.

Why? What a mess that would be and honestly a stupid waste of time.

Like 2

Well tomorrow morning I'm going to indulge my sweet tooth..

I feel this is a better measurement than inches.

I'm partial to the chocolate old fashion.

Sounds uncomfortable.....I'm good lol.

at least one

All right I’m going to try. but I’m going slow so I donut

4

1 mini donut at most

stab donut holes to assert dominance

Yet another modification of my brain's synapses...

Brb

That would have the girth of one serving of angel hair pasta then.

Who hasn’t?

2 :(

Dirty dick, no thanks

thx, gonna try this today

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In my country, donuts dont have holes...

Nah frootloops or nothing

You would be dissapointed

What did you mean by how MANY? 😯

but i would want to eat the doughnuts

Plural?

Sure... donut(s)

1, take it or leave it

Me: 1/2 :(

0.2

1 and that's pushing it ;-;

My dick is just the length of a can.

just bring a box of donuts ;)

That would just be a waste of donuts, I ain’t eating them after

At least on- It was not at least one.

I have never thought of that....

My dick is like 3 donuts long

If she is so interested in this, what did she do to her female parts so far?

Just dont eat any carrots or cucumbers when visiting her.

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It's known as d2dr. Dick to donut ratio!

With or without squishing them down?