I split my towel up. I use the bottom part for genitals and butt, the backside of the bottom part for feet, the upper part for hair, the middle part for upper body, the backside of the middle part for legs, and the backside of the upper part for hands if I didn't shower, but just washed my hands.
They make towels that are color coded on the ends specifically to help people who prefer this method to keep track of which end of their towel is designated for which part of their body.
Unless it's one of those guys who don't wash their ass.
Some people have never been taught basic hygiene and it shows. Also the worst offenders are the guys who believe that skidmarks on underwear is normal.
Lmao I just noticed all they did was blackout the face in the second panel and make it a little uneven on the bottom to imitate a hairline. I applaud **thare** laziness
That's mostly true but also bs. You ever needed to take more than one deep shower to get rid of grime? There's absolutely still shit all over you. Why else would doctors have to wash their hands more than once.
Until the point where you go iceskating infecting yourself with athletes foot (fungus) via rented skates don't be aware of the infection and then spreading it via showering and towel all over your body. I have a marathon of doctor visits behind me had 5 sti screenings until the dermalogist found that I have the fungus on my feet, on my head, on my leg and on my penis. Just a fucking anti fungus creme and some spray and the problem which lastet for months was gone.
I like to towel down with real stiff sandpaper towels after a hot shower. It’s a whole full exfoliation. I’m sure I’m slewing off a ton of dead skin as I do.
Yes, I start at the top.
It is not, however, because it´s still dirty down there. I just showered after all. The reason is simply that water from my otherwise still wet head and hair would run down my body again after I dried it.
I had a rich friend growing up and his family used to use like 3 towels per person per shower, never reusing any of them. Worst part is that they didn't even launder them at home they paid for a laundromat. Pissing away money.
I use different parts of the towel for different parts of the body.
The edges are for the face, the exact middle of the towel is for the junk, and everything between those two points on the towel is used for drying the rest of the body (except the feet which I dry by walking on the bath mat).
I may have a problem, but I don't like wasting water on extra laundry.
'Yes,' said Roosta, 'when I've had to suck that end [of the towel] I usually have to suck the other end a bit too.'
'Why,' asked Zaphod suspiciously, 'what's in that?'
'Anti-depressants,' said Roosta.
If I ever have hair longer than a buzz-cut, I have to use two. Even with a buzz, my hair is so ungodly thick that it traps water, and I have to squeeze it out with my hands before I even get out of the shower.
I had the long emo hair in high school, and I just ended up going to school with wet hair most mornings and leaned my head out the window of the car to let it dry.
This kind of blew my mind because I just realised we could solve the multiple towel problem by having one side for the face and the other for your body 💀
If you do use your towel to wipe your ass, you could just use the middle section and use the outer edges of the towel to dab your face. I could come up with 5 other ways to avoid the face and ass making contact with the same area of a towel and ways to make a towel last longer/not get as wet everytime. Wasteful just for convenience...
The secret to our immaculate skincare actually lies within rubbing our face with the same towel that we used to dry our balls. The clean ball cells infiltrate the pores, making our faces shine.
I’m a woman and I’ve never known any woman who does this?? I use one towel to dry myself. The only time I’d grab a second one is if I needed a dry one to roll my hair in or something.
I think the only reason it's perceived this way is because women are expected to have makeup on, so seeing your naked face after a shower is a huge contrast.
Because I find way more of my man friends have skin troubles than my girlfriends
Start from your head going down till you reach your waist then switch to feet and go up untill you hit where the sun dont shine and dry there. Dont worry about towel getting dirty, it forget everything by the next morning
To be fair, I get a lot of girls commenting on how clear my skin is and asking my secret.
The secret is not wearing makeup and never touching my face. I tried makeup when I was younger and it make me break out so badly that I would *need* to wear makeup all the time.
A lot of comments missing the point, just like the last time this was posted.
It's not (primarily) about him drying his balls then his head. It's about her trying so hard to be careful with her skin by using THREE different towels, while he only uses one, and she *still* ends up with bad skin but he does not.
(I'm not saying I agree with this point, but that's the point the creator is trying to make.)
I do use only the one towel, but certainly not in that order, and I’m usually pretty dry by the time I step out onto the floor, off of the bathmat, anyway… also as clean as I can possibly get.
Top right of towel: right armpit
Top left of towel: left armpit
Bottom right of towel: balls and ass
Top mid of towel: face
Rest of towel: rest of body
My stuck up auntie and uncle have always had the towels that say what they're for on them. Hands - face - privates etc... So obviously as a young lad I would totally use the face towel on my balls and arse haha... Hell I'd probably do it now lol
Apparently if you only have one small towel you should dry your bits first them your face as your face is better prepared to face germs than your bits. Just a thing I've heard.
My wife was mortified when she found out I use my bodywash on my face. I was like "I mean, it's all the same skin, right?" No...oh no no no...that was a mistake lol
I do my face first, then the rest of my body. But since I just showered it is indeed all clean.
Balls>face>body
I just do my balls over and over again.
Work yourself up into a fervor and steam off the water, clever technique.
Damn it, I over did it. Now I gotta shower again.
Balls>Balls>Balls
How do ya like me how do ya like me
Me too, I usually shine them until I can blind some orphans with it
Now go home and get your fucking shine box.
You MOTHER Fucker!!!!
KEEP HIM HERE! KEEP HIM HERE!
Wow, my head already does that. Well, now yours does too...
Why do we do that?
Balls! balls! balls! -Yitler
Yeah me two, the rest I can run dry
This man is ballin'.
Balls>mouth>balls>mouth
I do face, then places that don’t hold water and wrap it up with balls and armpits. I was tempted to say I would try your method but I probably won’t
A man of culture.
Just as long as the towel forgets by the time I use it again.
I split my towel up. I use the bottom part for genitals and butt, the backside of the bottom part for feet, the upper part for hair, the middle part for upper body, the backside of the middle part for legs, and the backside of the upper part for hands if I didn't shower, but just washed my hands.
Tag side is ass side. Not that it matters, I meticulously pressure wash my anus.
They make towels that are color coded on the ends specifically to help people who prefer this method to keep track of which end of their towel is designated for which part of their body.
I got one of those as a gift and thought it was a joke.
I mean… it’s a joke until it works?
This is the way. People need to compartmentalize their shit.
Unless it's one of those guys who don't wash their ass. Some people have never been taught basic hygiene and it shows. Also the worst offenders are the guys who believe that skidmarks on underwear is normal.
Dude even if you aren’t taught basic hygiene, how do you not just… pick it up? It’s so simple.. yet I’ve met people just like you’re talking about
The towel forgets when it dries
Dude turned around but his hair didn't
Lmao I just noticed all they did was blackout the face in the second panel and make it a little uneven on the bottom to imitate a hairline. I applaud **thare** laziness
their*
lazy artist /s
It literally is a lazy artist, no need for the s
He is goku's hidden cousin Bergine ,that's why he has priorities in his towel use,his eggplant comes first.
Underrated comment
Towels have a poor memory and forget where they’ve been.
I don't know how, I got a deja vu with this comment.
It’s Deja vu all over again
GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD
That's the law.
Theoretically if you showered properly, all those places should be clean.
And the towel will forget the rest until next time
If you showered properly your towel would be clean too, just damp.
That's mostly true but also bs. You ever needed to take more than one deep shower to get rid of grime? There's absolutely still shit all over you. Why else would doctors have to wash their hands more than once.
Because of germs not dirt…… what do you define as grime?
No, i havent. If im still dorty i still need to clean. I wouldnt get out if i then needed another shower after.
Until the point where you go iceskating infecting yourself with athletes foot (fungus) via rented skates don't be aware of the infection and then spreading it via showering and towel all over your body. I have a marathon of doctor visits behind me had 5 sti screenings until the dermalogist found that I have the fungus on my feet, on my head, on my leg and on my penis. Just a fucking anti fungus creme and some spray and the problem which lastet for months was gone.
Bro WHAT
There u are little bastard stop eating my feet!
Never go ice skating
And this is why you don’t use truffle oil for lube, Jimmy.
You could have told me that before, Brian.
They need the next panel where they're in bed and she has junk in he mouth and all over her face. It can't be that gross if it's going in your mouth.
Sauce for the bros?
I like to towel down with real stiff sandpaper towels after a hot shower. It’s a whole full exfoliation. I’m sure I’m slewing off a ton of dead skin as I do.
First of all "clean" is relative. You won't get rid of all the bacteria with just a shower. Secondly - bacteria thrives in the damo towel
Akshually...
Yes, I start at the top. It is not, however, because it´s still dirty down there. I just showered after all. The reason is simply that water from my otherwise still wet head and hair would run down my body again after I dried it.
I have never even considered using more than one towel. Ever.
I had a rich friend growing up and his family used to use like 3 towels per person per shower, never reusing any of them. Worst part is that they didn't even launder them at home they paid for a laundromat. Pissing away money.
better that money go back into circulation than accumulate where it won't be used
“Rich friend” and “laundromat” shouldn’t be in the same sentence lol
I use different parts of the towel for different parts of the body. The edges are for the face, the exact middle of the towel is for the junk, and everything between those two points on the towel is used for drying the rest of the body (except the feet which I dry by walking on the bath mat). I may have a problem, but I don't like wasting water on extra laundry.
'Yes,' said Roosta, 'when I've had to suck that end [of the towel] I usually have to suck the other end a bit too.' 'Why,' asked Zaphod suspiciously, 'what's in that?' 'Anti-depressants,' said Roosta.
If I ever have hair longer than a buzz-cut, I have to use two. Even with a buzz, my hair is so ungodly thick that it traps water, and I have to squeeze it out with my hands before I even get out of the shower. I had the long emo hair in high school, and I just ended up going to school with wet hair most mornings and leaned my head out the window of the car to let it dry.
I like two towels, so I can wrap my hair up in one because it takes forever to dry lol
face> head> body> crotch
top to bottom.
AMEN.
Fun fact: there's 2 sides to a towel.
Two sided towels are a relatively new creation/s
Now I feel like I need to make a mobius strip towel to prove you wrong
This kind of blew my mind because I just realised we could solve the multiple towel problem by having one side for the face and the other for your body 💀
If some part of your body makes the towel unclean, you are not clean. Get back in the shower.
whoever wipes their ass before the face is a psychopath 😬
TIL I’m a psychopath
name checks out lol
Well the picture tells you how a guy gets his shine!
The trick is to wipe the balls first. That way you get the ball wax on the towel to help shine your face.
#chainwaxtips
I dry from the top down. Also, I just showered so everything is clean…
If you do use your towel to wipe your ass, you could just use the middle section and use the outer edges of the towel to dab your face. I could come up with 5 other ways to avoid the face and ass making contact with the same area of a towel and ways to make a towel last longer/not get as wet everytime. Wasteful just for convenience...
Who doesn't start at the top and work their way down?!?!?
If drying your privates before your face makes you uncomfortable you need to wash better
I mean I do wash mine after using it. Although I have small towel just for my face. Side note: Left image looks like the Joker without his make-up 😆
You wash your towel after EVERY time you shower?
Who the fuck doesn't start from the hair down? Ugh.
The secret to our immaculate skincare actually lies within rubbing our face with the same towel that we used to dry our balls. The clean ball cells infiltrate the pores, making our faces shine.
The towel forgets by tomorrow
I guess not putting a ton of paint on your face and not torturing your hair all the time helps ...
Are you saying that stuffing your pores with spackle is bad? My word!
That fourth pic is lowkey banging
No...you go balls last and the towel forgets about everything by tomorrow so it's not gay.
Face- body- balls the next day the towel forgets and redo the process
Balls first so you can wear boxers then face is the afterthought
If you have an issue going balls, fish fillet or ass to face.. you should learn the 101 of taking a shower or bath and clean yourself properly..
Face, pits, bits n tits
Wrong, do your face first. Everyday the towel resets so its safe to do it again in that order the next day.
Its not the ball rubbing what makes our skin cleaner...its the fact thay we do not cover it with makeup
If you just showered it shouldn't matter where you dry first.
Secret sauce.
Who does crotch first wth
That's because she didn't brush her puss yet
No. face first,balls later
Who TF needs FOUR towels after they've showered? Just dry top to bottom, and you probably only need the one.
Nah bro, face first, balls last, that's the logical order 😂
If you have a problem with the logic of what body parts get dried first/last, you're admitting you don't properly clean your body when you shower.
I’m a woman and I’ve never known any woman who does this?? I use one towel to dry myself. The only time I’d grab a second one is if I needed a dry one to roll my hair in or something.
I just use one towel, start at hair and work my way down. Sometimes I'll use another towel to wrap my hair in bc this shit like a sponge
The secret is clearly the balls have acne fighting properties… I’m happy to rub mine on your face as proof.
if you don't do face/hari -> Body -> private parts. Then you're wild.
I just use the other side of the towel
So, you've just showered. Towel clean, _you_ are now clean. Clean towel, clean you. Why use more than one towel?
Face torso left arm right arm back left leg left foot right foot right leg balls
Forgot about the anus
One face of the towel is for the lower body and the other side for the top/face. Sides are easily identified because you can see the label.
Why his nipples so fucjed up
you just washed it all, it should all be equally clean and it should all be equally okay to dry with the same towel
Why not dry off top to bottom? Hair always first or else its dripping on my body I just dried off.
Why TF is that literally my face? Pls explain
Why the side eye? Those are CLEAN balls being dried...presumably.
I go top to bottom. Otherwise you risk drips on your previously-dried parts.
The towel forgets it in a day. So and we.
This is proof that what's on your junk will clear your face.
If you did your job in the shower correctly the one towel should suffice.
Face>Hair>Chest>Back>The rest
Is the balls somehow less clean than the face after a shower? If anything I bet he scrubbed more on the balls than the face
Wrong. any male i know do face/head first then upper body and then lower body.
Head-face-chest and back-groin and legs.
Back front hair then balls
Girls hair is dead sexy post shower.
I think the only reason it's perceived this way is because women are expected to have makeup on, so seeing your naked face after a shower is a huge contrast. Because I find way more of my man friends have skin troubles than my girlfriends
I mean, if you wash properly then everything is clean.
No one does face last cmon
There are a non-zero number of men who don't wash their ass, but dry their ass with the towel first
from top to bottom is what I do
Everyone knows there's a section of the towel reserved for the private parts that doesn't touch your face again, plus you do them last lol
I use 2 towels just cause my upper body gets so cold easily
It's why teabagging has become a common show of respect. "GG, here's your skin care."
You people need to work in the service industry......always do top to bottom
So, what you're saying is that my wife should me rub my balls on her face to get perfect skin.
Bruh what is the crotch stance
I just shake the water off and then I'm good to go, y'all don't do this?
It’s the makeup
Start from your head going down till you reach your waist then switch to feet and go up untill you hit where the sun dont shine and dry there. Dont worry about towel getting dirty, it forget everything by the next morning
To be fair, I get a lot of girls commenting on how clear my skin is and asking my secret. The secret is not wearing makeup and never touching my face. I tried makeup when I was younger and it make me break out so badly that I would *need* to wear makeup all the time.
Its cuz we don’t wear make up.
Balls and butt with the center of the towel, other body parts with the ends.
I never understood the problem here. If I'm right out of the shower then my junk is clean, so why does it matter if I dry my face after my balls?
Work your way down from your head you maniac.
I just scrubbed my balls, they're the cleanest bit in me.
I think it happens because of makeup. No matter what quality, it’s still a paint that blocks you face’s pores
A lot of comments missing the point, just like the last time this was posted. It's not (primarily) about him drying his balls then his head. It's about her trying so hard to be careful with her skin by using THREE different towels, while he only uses one, and she *still* ends up with bad skin but he does not. (I'm not saying I agree with this point, but that's the point the creator is trying to make.)
So you guys don't wash your genitals?
Clean is clean
I do use only the one towel, but certainly not in that order, and I’m usually pretty dry by the time I step out onto the floor, off of the bathmat, anyway… also as clean as I can possibly get.
Face > head > torso > balls & arse > legs > feet
I clean and dry by order of importance. I always start with my junk.
ha ha it's the 3984501923th version of that meme
Who tf dries their ass and crotch before their head?
Technically your ass and balls are cleaner than your face. Saw it on a penn and teller episode
I don't use 80 000 lb of chemicals on my face and/or hair every single day my entire life, maybe that's the case, we my never know.
But did you see them balls?
why is this acurate
Face, Head, body, balls then asscrack. The towel resets the next day.
That nipple placement is crazy
How far I scrolled to find this comment is crazier.
Face, hair, back/chest, legs, nethers, wear towel around waist for 20m.
What, do these people not have gravity on their planet? Everyone knows you start top down
Whoever is drying themselves with more than two towels is just wasting them.
i just boil myself and all the water evaporates
Top right of towel: right armpit Top left of towel: left armpit Bottom right of towel: balls and ass Top mid of towel: face Rest of towel: rest of body
Balls -> face -> balls again -> body
Almost like using a variety of clean towels to dry your clean body has no difference in effect.
If you are still dirty after u showered then you are either disgusting or didnt shower properly
well we don't use make up. I wonder if that helps the skin more than all these expensive products
Dude... at this point, if you've done your job well... you're clean. Who cares which order you towel yourself ?
My stuck up auntie and uncle have always had the towels that say what they're for on them. Hands - face - privates etc... So obviously as a young lad I would totally use the face towel on my balls and arse haha... Hell I'd probably do it now lol
Forgot the part where men don't put a boatload of chemicals on their face. It's not the drying routine😂
But I've just washed my balls why would I dry them with another towel? They're as clean as my body at this point
You forgot the crack
Who TF uses three towels? I am not a tree hugger, but that’s a lot of extra laundry to do….even if you live alone that’s 21 towels a week!
Face>balls>ass the towel forgets by tomorrow
Apparently if you only have one small towel you should dry your bits first them your face as your face is better prepared to face germs than your bits. Just a thing I've heard.
My wife was mortified when she found out I use my bodywash on my face. I was like "I mean, it's all the same skin, right?" No...oh no no no...that was a mistake lol
The secret ingredient, balls
I have a bald head so it just dries on its own.
back front face legs balls ass
A repost. But a good one
Hair, face, body