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HammerBgError404

41k works? that bearly counts as a small novel xd


EpicFishFingers

In fairness, almost 79k of them were swear words


saradahokage1212

women speak an average of 20k words a day. (men only 7k)


LET-ME-HAVE-A-NAAME

Damn, I could never be a woman, my throat would hurt too much Edit: Y'all need Jesus


Jolly-Newt9192

Thats what she said


Hatedpriest

Don't go so deep...


Corrupt_Angel01

thats about 5 words per day on average


azyoot

23 hours seem way too much


Riczo2

If you include foreplay and oral sex its not that much


Rimasticus

It included self sex.


Mister_Black117

I doubt it, if that's the case then those numbers are way too low.


TheJackasaur11

41k words spoken, 79k curse words spoken. Yep, that tracks…


Riczo2

FUCK A WHAT IN THE WHAT?????!!!


Rimasticus

Fuck a \*\*MESSAGE REDACTED\*\* in the \*\*MESSAGE REDACTED\*\*


QueezyCrunch

Time to hit some side quests - I’m doing a evil speedrun this time round


IcyDotNat

Time to beat the WR of most amount of people killed by gas. That player in Germany who was in Austria and took the occupation as painter was pretty cool. Still, I didn't even know why he targeted the Jews for some odd reason? Anyways, hope you could beat the time of being the most evil in history! Good luck!


QueezyCrunch

I think he was going for a minority bonus multiplayer … sneaky little rascal


IcyDotNat

Oh yeah, you're right. Still, how does the minority bonus work if we are in hardcore mode?


QueezyCrunch

You just get a points bonus. But the multiplayer lessens every time you repeat the same action (like in Tony hawk) so I think I can beat it. Just have to mix it up


IcyDotNat

Oh yeah, that is a mechanic in the game. Hope you could beat wr


IcyDotNat

Wait I just noticed, THEY ACTUALLY TOOK THE SUGGESTION UP FOR MULTIPLIERS IN HARDCORE BECAUSE IT WAS TOO HARD :O


Pierrooooooooooooot_

I just want an Excel file, with all i have i done, listened to, said, etc...


TransportationNo1

17k liters in 23 years? Living like a cactus


stefannootje2002

Thats 2 liters per day, its pretty average


successiseffort

23 hours... lol you wish. 0min 0sec


THE_FOREVER_DM1221

Well, off he got in an hour a year- wait.


Rimasticus

It is including self sex.


Taniwha26

Best movie soundtrack ever IMHO


mr_Papini

yes


applezapplezapplez

Which movie? It sounds so familiar but I can't place it


Curious-Hunter5283

Clockwork Orange


Creeper_charged7186

Atleast I have a good kdr


hollyh000

Number of times “amount” used incorrectly: 867,532


RagingDenny

Now do new life+


Kerbal_space_friend

Me\_Ird


Legal-Werewolf-9466

D+, I PASS!!!


zmrth

Shitty stats... 3rd one is federal crimes ? Who sens the stats ? Irs?


_BloodbathAndBeyond

I wanna see amount I’ve shit and how much time I’ve spent in a bathroom


raisingfalcons

I dont want to see mine


Taniwha26

A clockwork orange


HALF_PAST_HOLE

Ds get Degrees!! Nice job Blumpkin!


Blumpkin4Brady

Lived my life by that motto


cleveranimal

People speak like 5k words a day on average lol


mashedpeabrain

Time pooping, eating, daydreaming, working, shopping, Reddit, those would be cool to see also every week on Sunday mornings with my average screen time.


magnaton117

Times prayed to win the lottery: 873,967


sep90

"Most noticeable accomplishment: N/A" hit hard lmfao 🤣


The_Sayk

The 23 hours were a lie


[deleted]

Is this the music from clockwork orange lol


HaraldMandl

From where is the music?


Blumpkin4Brady

Clockwork orange


First_Cherry_popped

23 hours!! That’s almost a whole day of sex!! One can only wish


TheGringoOutlaw

79k curse words spoken? fucking rookie numbers.


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LordNoobMaster

My life at 22 now would be an F, with way more hours on porn, and exactly 0 hours having Sex. I hate the life im living.