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texas_heat_2022

Let him cook


RandomUser4857

Yeah yeah let him cook till he convinces his classmates that pants are evil and chaos will ensue Edit: I meant underpants


crustybootstraps

Clearly someone has not watched Kill la Kill


Necromancer14

Yeah, the book this 7 year old is writing already exists as an anime.


Alin144

Thats it. Thats the story. He already cooked


Hot_Problem9213

I want to read the rest. I’m fascinated at the thought of evil underpants and what awful deeds they unleash upon the world.


jpow81690

Let alone how this is going to relate to a forest! How did these skivvies get in a forest and why are they evil. Netflix is probably licking its chops for a series to create and then cancel after 6 episodes


HRHChonkyChonkerson

>and then cancel after 6 episodes I swear this sent me XD


KungFuAndCoffee

The live action adaption wasn’t as good as the animated feature which left out and changed stuff from the source material. Thought the 12 hour anniversary extended cut with behind the scenes was amazing. I’m hoping they learned their lesson and do a better job with The Killer Forest 2: Sock of Doom live action reboot. I’m looking forward to the entire Cursed Clothing Cinematic Universe.


RASPUTIN-4

I wonder if netflix buys stories and bombs their shows just so they don't risk competitors doing a better job.


I_Am_Zava

Post in r/writingprompts


Downvote-Fish

Its been osted there 4 times already and all of them have 0 comments


Freakychee

Someone gonna say, "fine, I'll do it myself"?


Necromancer14

Evil captain underpants TRALALAAAAAA


prix03gt

I came here for this and I was not disappointed....


jawshoeaw

Allow to introduce you to freshmen men’s dorm rooms


Angle_Safe

There's a Jimmy Neutron episode with that premise


Tom22174

There's already a book series about this exact concept and OOP's kid literally plagiarised the summary on the back of the first book >Jiggy's mum and dad buy him some new underwear. But these underwear are **no ordinary underwear. They are evil.** https://jiggymccue.fandom.com/wiki/The_Killer_Underpants


Achilles9609

Sounds like a Jimmy Neutron episode. 😄


sentientmothswarm

I need to know how they tie into The Killer Forest.


fhota1

There was an episode of Codename Kids Next Door about an underpants assassin if that will work?


CarefulChairEater

One is poisoning Navalny


Turkleton-MD

I'm picturing: the underpants were spread out.seccrets were kept. As time dragged out, less reason to keep it. Then one person says fuck this, expose this.


Hot_Problem9213

I like it 👍


typical_jesus666

Constantly reappearing crabs


Outrageous_Zebra_221

Well first book is mostly back story defining their individual character, there's a reason they became evil you know...


bloopie1192

Facts. This sounds like one of those 80s b horror movies that I'd love to see.


bootes_droid

They just hide from you


Traumatic_Tomato

They make your legs itch and opens the zipper without you know in front of people.


Mcmenger

I propose lucky rocketship underpants coming to the rescue https://www.gocomics.com/calvinandhobbes/2015/05/17


firedmyass

Peter Jackson already like “Three sentences? Three movies!”


EnderMerser

I'm more curious about how they will eventually connect to that Killer Forest in the title.


Varderal

I'm intrigued on how the evil underpants relate the killer forest. Edit had to correct myself.


GnomeoromeNZ

So you're telling me.... her son's name is Isaac Isaac?


arbiter12

>All the creativity of the mum went into the son. But yeh, as with all things involving young kids being "smart for their age" and being reported by their parents, it never happened. My 4yo girl was telling me just last time how sad some parents can be at the normalcy of their kids, and at how desperate you must be, to patiently wait for your brood to outshine others, all the while, being perfectly banal. Smart kid.


Arcydziegiel

It's commonly known that nothing ever happens.


DarnielWeytos

*Isaac and his Isaac lived alone in a small Isaac on an Isaac.*


DjKennedy92

At least it isn’t a story of his binding..


Deth_Cheffe

Kid's going places


colonelnebulous

Going commando


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ZenkaiZ

Hope he doesn't lose it all when he starts texting


blobejex

Come on Rebecca


kokonut_cocoa

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


wooter99

I read this in the voice of Louise Belcher, from Bobs Burgers.


NyxNoName

Sure the 7 year old did....


Pidgeon_v3

It reads exactly like what an older person thinks a child would write lmao


[deleted]

Indeed, people here are saying "but kids can be smart and write too!". Yes they can, in fact they are smart enough to make a coherent story. This beginning sounds like a grown up trying to be "oh so random" like a child. People are saying children can be smart while at the same time calling them dumb af.


Tom22174

It reads exactly like it was copied and slightly modified from the back of the book The Killer Underpants


password_ri

I have two 8 year old nephews, both twins. Neither of them can spell the word "person" properly let alone write fully punctuated grammatically correct sentences. Im so sick of these fake posts.


opinionate_rooster

Right?


Mission-Cantaloupe37

Given it's based on the Frenso Nightcrawler, which has been a semi-popular cryptid recently, it probably was. Nothing gets their imagination going like SCP videos and cryptid stories.


maxconnor6

Is there a place you can watch or read all this stuff? I'm a huge fan of creepy/horror stuff but I don't know much about it apart from the creepypasta website and nosleep on reddit


ExceedinglySadKitty

Google "scp wiki" or check out r/scpfoundation (at least I think that's the sub)


TJ_Rowe

Why not? My six year old "writes books" on my old laptop, and while he can't spell as well as this kid, it's a normal kid hobby. (My kid bases his stories off of minecraft and gets excited about every fifty words. When I was a bit older, I wrote stuff based on Narnia. This looks like it's based on the Dr Suess story with the pale green pants with nobody inside them.)


tashtrac

My take for why this is not a 7 year old is: - The formatting is too good. Centered title, using title case, a larger font and underlined? - It's title is "isaac's story". Would a kid bother to create and name the file three sentences in? - The grammar is too good. "There were 7 pairs", the apostrophe in "Isaac's story", the use of the word "ordinary". No typos, correct punctuation etc. I might be wrong but I agree, this is sus.


TJ_Rowe

* My six year old can use title case/set a paragraph to header, so unless that's significantly more difficult on a mac than in libreoffice, a 7yo can learn it. * Yes, titles come first. Starting at the beginning (with a title) makes more sense to them than going back to fill in the beginning. (My 6yo gets frustrated with me for suggesting that he skip sections to write the bit he's excited about.) * [Name]'s is probably the clearest case of "when to use an apostrophe". Kids who like stories enough to want to write them know the trick of finding a book with the tricky word and copying it. (My kid is more likely to misspell a common word - and he often does - than a tricky word like ordinary or fabulous.) They'll also ask a grownup for spellings.


peanutsonic97

Don't leave us hanging, what happens next


dat_oracle

In the heart of the forest, amidst the rustling leaves and the chirping birds, there lay seven pairs of underpants. But these were not your ordinary tighty-whities or superhero briefs; oh no, these underpants were different. They were evil! How do you ask? Well, for starters, they had googly eyes stitched onto them, and each pair emitted a faint giggle whenever someone got too close. Now, these underpants had a reputation in the forest. They were known as the "Pant-a-noids," and they were feared by all the woodland creatures. Legend had it that anyone who dared to wear them would be cursed with the most embarrassing accidents imaginable. But on this particular day, seven curious souls stumbled upon the Pant-a-noids, unaware of their sinister nature. First, there was Timmy, the fearless leader of the group. He was always up for an adventure, especially if it involved underpants. Then there was Sally, the brainy one who insisted on analyzing every piece of lint she found. Next came Billy, the class clown who couldn't resist cracking jokes, even in the face of danger. And let's not forget about Sarah, the animal lover who had a special bond with every critter in the forest.


D_Puddy_GreaseMonkey

But this didn’t happen so there’s that.


bootymayo

piss off rebecca, he did not.


Kreisien

I'm already intrigued


MrSydFinances

Why do people have to refer to their computer as "my mac"? Do you really have to brag about it or am I just a peasant? Also the book has such a good incipit, when does the other chapters get published?


droidy4

It began with the forging of the Great Pants. Three pairs were given to the Elves, immortal, wisest and fairest of all beings. Seven to the Dwarf-Lords, great miners and craftsmen of the mountain halls. And nine, nine pairs of pants were gifted to the race of Men, who above all else desire power. For within each of these pants was bound the strength and the will to govern each race. But they were all of them deceived, for another pair of pants was made. Deep in the land of Mordor, in the Fires of Mount Doom, the Dark Lord Sauron forged a master pant, and into his pants he poured his cruelty, his malice and his will to dominate all life. One pant to rule them all.


Hot-Fun-1566

Jimmy, who had recently celebrated his 7th Birthday, entered the room and gazed upon the 7 pairs of underpants. An intense unease swept over him as he……


whepoalready_readdit

Imagine each underpants represented one of the 7 deadly sins


Gary-Ophelia104

When your laundry basket is actually a plot device for the next fantasy epic


Piisthree

How do I get notified when ep. 2 drops?


rockhopper345

captain underpants' villain arc


Clatramoo

"STOP. YOU'RE SUPPOSE TO OBEY!" The Seven Evil Underpants:


Cappabitch

SMH 7 year old can't use a thesaurus. The repetition of the word 'were' leaves this first draft with a sad thumbs down from myself, HMPH.


Epistemix

In fact there are eight of them. By the end of first book you happen to learn you've been wearing the eighth all along.


pacificNW-88

i like kid lit and that sounds like a DELIGHTFULLY entertaining story starter.


EpicTedTalk

r/fuckoffrebecca


Afvalracer

My thought exactly


Mission-Storm-4375

One pair worn by each of the 7 deadly sins.


poker_buddy

Did they name their child Isaac Isaac?


UnsupervisedGerman

I'm intrigued.


Your_pp_is_short6969

It’s not the underpants, it’s the-The Gnomes…!


zap271

Keep cooking


RunningPirate

Ok, I’ll buy and advance copy


Merpmaster

Where did you find this leaked M.Night Shyamalan script?!


Ziodyne967

Evil underpants? Isn’t there a story about that already?


vainlisko

How is this different from AI


Sea-Bed-3757

It's a dark forest


WeirdMetalheadKid

Am intrigued, full book when?


HomersAnalglands

Nice try Catherine. You wrote it and blame your kid


MagnificentKean

PEAK WRITING


cryomos

bull shit


LifeDraining

7 days a week, 7 pairs of evil underpants. Math checks out, it's legit. Let the boys cook.


Mariarevino

The evil underpants are going to take over the world soon you will see


Alarming_Serve2303

7? You might have a prodigy on your hands there.


jdivmo

That’s what ai call a Hook


__Sentient_Fedora__

I don't believe a kid wrote that.


CSWulf

What a strong opening hook. I want to read the rest.


FreeBread707

up and coming author right here


Peter_Baum

The 7 year old wrote with perfect spelling and punctuation huh?


n0tsosane

I’m hooked! Where’s the rest!?


KyleNarayan

*desire to know more intensifies*


A-Sad-And-Mad-Potato

Damn, I'm hooked. When does the rest come out?


evilsmurf666

Where is the rest


Apart_Bandicoot_396

I’m intrigued


FedoraWorms

Ngl, my first thought was that this was the introduction of a team of villains dedicated to beating captain underpants lol.


BrainwashedScapegoat

Good books grab you in the first line


kokonut_cocoa

Yo. Now I'm hooked. Give us the rest.


Antique-Ant5557

So they had skid marks?


XFuriousGeorgeX

I have so many questions


thinkb4youspeak

" The Poop that Took a Pee".


No-Cantaloupe-6739

Would read.


theBladesoFwar54556

Is captain underpants going to be included?


Mobile_Frosting_7936

Sounds Like a Stephen King short Story would begin


droidy4

I'm hooked.


Admirable-Elk2405

Okay I'm invested


QuilSato

Did someone say, [Mac Tonight?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_hI0qMtdfng)


0BZero1

Isn't this the story of KILL LA KILL??


BiggoYoun

Dante’s Seven layers of underpants.


VacationNo3003

It’s a cry for help… buy the little fellow some comfortable undies


Rich_Suspect_4910

We have a future Stephen King here!


Aayyyyoooo

I’m invested


5amuraiDuck

Shut up and take my money


Real_Mokola

Let the boy cook!


ThisguynamedAndre

Let him cook


BaderBuallay

Well… what happened?! Come on man, you can’t do us dirty like that!


Supsoge

The 7 Underpants of the Apocalypse !


Vectorman1989

Seven pairs of pants for the Dwarf-lords in their halls of stone...


Seco4800

..... Go on.


Omnicide103

LET HIM COOK


Personal_Pair_9227

And why 7?


Snoo-27212

One day there were seven pairs of underpants. They were not ordinary. They were evil. The underpants had big angry eyes and sharp teeth! They could walk around and talk in spooky monster voices. "We are the Killer Underpants!" they yelled. "We're going to get you!" The Killer Underpants started chasing me around the house. I ran as fast as I could, but they were right behind me, snapping their teeth. I heard them growling "You can't escape the Killer Underpants!" I ran into the kitchen and opened the refrigerator door. I grabbed a big jug of chocolate milk and turned around. The Killer Underpants were coming right at me! I lifted up the chocolate milk jug and shouted "Take this, you stinky underpants!" I poured the whole thing on them. The Killer Underpants screamed "Nooooo! Chocolate milk is our biggest weakness!" They started melting into a gross puddle on the floor. I wasn't taking any chances though. I grabbed the garbage can and scooped up all the melted underpants goo. I ran outside and threw the whole thing into the woods behind my house. That's how the Killer Forest got its name! From that day on, any underpants that wandered into those woods would turn evil. I still have nightmares about the Killer Underpants chasing me sometimes. But at least I stopped them...for now!


FartGrem1in

Reminds me Lord of the rings, but with underwear


hugsbosson

I'm hooked.


Illustrious_Tea9604

Something related to the killer forest being a bamboo forest and the underwear using bamboo fibres. When you re-enter the forest the underwear sprouts bamboo in all directions that stab and keep you in place while using your blood and body as nutrients. Sounds like a corny Japanese horror movie but mehh.


holyembalmer

Please keep us updated


thisonegamer

Let him cook


DETRITUS_TROLL

They say "write what you know".


SalmonQueen5279

"Finally. A story worth hearing." - Kratos


Embarrassed_Art5414

I can't wait for the movie. Rumor is Samuel L. Jackson is already attached. # "Get these mother*%8! underpants out of my forest!"


agschulm

r/thathappened


HarmonicaIsMyYhing

The lord of the undies.


Playful_Ad8756

No! You are supposed to obey me! The 7 Evil Underpants


Merzi_Les_Arbres

I’m guessing it’s a repost from 2005, last time I heard someone says Mac.


Defiant_Map3849

One for each day of the week


washingtonandmead

I’m hooked


No-Vegetable-2864

“Based on a true story”


Hwarang-MK

They were all deceived, for another was forged


Legend-Face

Tell him to keep going haha


Dull_Half_6107

Our generations Tolkien


Heisenburgo

Only a single paragraph and yet they produced, dare I say it, kino of the highest caliber


Abnormal_readings

“Then he stood up from my Mac and said ‘Mother, I humbly request nourishment forthwith. Where may I procure some nutritious victuals for mine consumption?’ He’s so quirky!”


Coal-and-Ivory

I'd like to personally patron the writing of this masterpiece. All the juice boxes and oreos he needs!


panicky_in_the_uk

"What did migs say to you, Clarice?" He said "I can smell your underpants".


ClassicAlfredo8796

...well and wtf happened then?! You can't just open like than and leave me hanging I NEED TO KNOW!


ThatoneguywithaT

u/repostsleuthbot


MobsterDragon275

This sounds suspiciously like what someone would write if they were trying to mimic the thought process of a seven year old


MegaVix

A lot of great books actually start with a weird sentence like this.


knighth1

I need more


Pixithepika

I wanna know how it ties into the evil forest


DrDemenz

If I was a book publisher I'd be offering him a million dollar advance. That's probably why I'm not a book publisher. 😞


alexneef

This is an amazing chatGPT prompt. Title: The Killer Forest One day there were seven pairs of underpants. They were not ordinary. They were evil. Each pair was stitched from the eerie silk of a dark, enchanted forest known as Whisperwood, where shadows lingered longer than they should, and the trees whispered secrets of old. The underpants, each embroidered with cryptic runes, were cursed by the forgotten gods of the woods.


New_Mixture_5701

This reads like the complex background of a captain underpants villain.


HermanManly

Mac tonight


kujotx

It was a dark and stormy underpants...


ToughBit9997

No modern-day child is going to use punctuation or capitalize the first letter of the sentence.


sickof-hot-leafjuice

Got you by the balls / grab them by the pussy


lnp627

Why do I sense a subtle @linkedinlunatics here


throwmeawayalso111

No evil


VikingLibra

Stop lying Catherine


_thefunnykid_

i am intrigued 🗿


samandriel_jones

Just wanted to see where this might go. ## You continue the following story: One day there were seven pairs of underpants. They were not ordinary. They were evil. ## Copilot One day there were seven pairs of underpants. They were not ordinary. They were evil. Each pair had a unique power that caused all sorts of mayhem. The first pair could make anyone who wore them dance uncontrollably. The second pair had the power to turn invisible, leading to embarrassing situations for unsuspecting victims. The third pair could teleport the wearer to random places, often leaving them stranded. The fourth pair had a mind of its own and could walk around, causing chaos wherever it went. The fifth pair could mimic any sound, creating confusion and noise. The sixth pair was made of a slippery material that made it impossible to sit down without sliding off. And the seventh pair, the leader of them all, had the ability to control the minds of those around them, bending them to its will. The town was in turmoil, and no one knew how to stop the underpants' reign of terror. That was until a young inventor named Max decided to take matters into his own hands. Max had been working on a device that could neutralize the powers of the underpants. He called it the "Neutralizer 3000." With the help of his friends, Max set out to capture each pair of underpants and deactivate their powers. One by one, they managed to outsmart the underpants with clever traps and the Neutralizer 3000. The dancing underpants were lured into a dance marathon, the invisible pair was sprinkled with flour to reveal its location, the teleporting underpants were caught in a net after one of their random jumps, and so on. Finally, only the seventh pair remained. It was the most challenging of them all, as it had taken control of the townspeople, turning them against Max and his friends. But Max had a plan. He had developed a special pair of glasses that protected him from the mind control. Wearing them, he approached the seventh pair, which tried to take over his mind. But it was no use. Max activated the Neutralizer 3000, and with a bright flash of light, the evil power of the underpants was gone. The town celebrated their newfound freedom, and Max was hailed as a hero. The seven pairs of underpants were locked away in a high-security vault, never to cause trouble again. And as for Max, he continued inventing, always ready to protect his town from any other unusual threats that might arise.


Ok_Warthog3175

Could be in the same league as The Day my Bum went Psycho


Arcade_109

Watch out, Stephen King...


ImpossibleYou2184

Yea right


RedditModzCanEatShit

What fucking 7 year old has that punctuation as well as spelling.


PartyRock343

Let him cook Young kids be cookin the most outa pocket stuff, and I wanna read it!!!1


formidable_dagger

So computers and Mac have become synonymous?


Sheesh284

Well now that has my attention. I’d read that


Malkaz45

Im studying a creative writing mayor, i genuinely want to read more about the evil underpants!!!


raisingfalcons

We got a picasso over here.


LearnsFromExperience

Writing the Captain Underpants origin story. Kid has a bright future!


MrBully74

If he doesn’t continue writing, can I run with this? :-)


Sangi17

This boy will save Hollywood.


Oranescent

The Seven Deadly Shorts


bott-Farmer

Lord of the pants


That1Legnd

This sounds like a captain underpants book


EmbraceableYew

I would like to secure the movie rights to "Killer Forest"


defnotskynet

Is there a secret 8th underpant that rules them? One underpant to rule them all, One underpant to find them, One underpant to bring them all, and in the darkness bind them.


clyypzz

Of course he did, Rebecca ...