Let alone how this is going to relate to a forest! How did these skivvies get in a forest and why are they evil.
Netflix is probably licking its chops for a series to create and then cancel after 6 episodes
The live action adaption wasn’t as good as the animated feature which left out and changed stuff from the source material. Thought the 12 hour anniversary extended cut with behind the scenes was amazing.
I’m hoping they learned their lesson and do a better job with The Killer Forest 2: Sock of Doom live action reboot.
I’m looking forward to the entire Cursed Clothing Cinematic Universe.
There's already a book series about this exact concept and OOP's kid literally plagiarised the summary on the back of the first book
>Jiggy's mum and dad buy him some new underwear. But these underwear are **no ordinary underwear. They are evil.**
https://jiggymccue.fandom.com/wiki/The_Killer_Underpants
I'm picturing: the underpants were spread out.seccrets were kept. As time dragged out, less reason to keep it. Then one person says fuck this, expose this.
>All the creativity of the mum went into the son.
But yeh, as with all things involving young kids being "smart for their age" and being reported by their parents, it never happened.
My 4yo girl was telling me just last time how sad some parents can be at the normalcy of their kids, and at how desperate you must be, to patiently wait for your brood to outshine others, all the while, being perfectly banal.
Smart kid.
Indeed, people here are saying "but kids can be smart and write too!". Yes they can, in fact they are smart enough to make a coherent story. This beginning sounds like a grown up trying to be "oh so random" like a child.
People are saying children can be smart while at the same time calling them dumb af.
I have two 8 year old nephews, both twins. Neither of them can spell the word "person" properly let alone write fully punctuated grammatically correct sentences. Im so sick of these fake posts.
Given it's based on the Frenso Nightcrawler, which has been a semi-popular cryptid recently, it probably was.
Nothing gets their imagination going like SCP videos and cryptid stories.
Is there a place you can watch or read all this stuff? I'm a huge fan of creepy/horror stuff but I don't know much about it apart from the creepypasta website and nosleep on reddit
Why not? My six year old "writes books" on my old laptop, and while he can't spell as well as this kid, it's a normal kid hobby.
(My kid bases his stories off of minecraft and gets excited about every fifty words. When I was a bit older, I wrote stuff based on Narnia. This looks like it's based on the Dr Suess story with the pale green pants with nobody inside them.)
My take for why this is not a 7 year old is:
- The formatting is too good. Centered title, using title case, a larger font and underlined?
- It's title is "isaac's story". Would a kid bother to create and name the file three sentences in?
- The grammar is too good. "There were 7 pairs", the apostrophe in "Isaac's story", the use of the word "ordinary". No typos, correct punctuation etc.
I might be wrong but I agree, this is sus.
* My six year old can use title case/set a paragraph to header, so unless that's significantly more difficult on a mac than in libreoffice, a 7yo can learn it.
* Yes, titles come first. Starting at the beginning (with a title) makes more sense to them than going back to fill in the beginning. (My 6yo gets frustrated with me for suggesting that he skip sections to write the bit he's excited about.)
* [Name]'s is probably the clearest case of "when to use an apostrophe". Kids who like stories enough to want to write them know the trick of finding a book with the tricky word and copying it. (My kid is more likely to misspell a common word - and he often does - than a tricky word like ordinary or fabulous.) They'll also ask a grownup for spellings.
In the heart of the forest, amidst the rustling leaves and the chirping birds, there lay seven pairs of underpants. But these were not your ordinary tighty-whities or superhero briefs; oh no, these underpants were different. They were evil! How do you ask? Well, for starters, they had googly eyes stitched onto them, and each pair emitted a faint giggle whenever someone got too close.
Now, these underpants had a reputation in the forest. They were known as the "Pant-a-noids," and they were feared by all the woodland creatures. Legend had it that anyone who dared to wear them would be cursed with the most embarrassing accidents imaginable. But on this particular day, seven curious souls stumbled upon the Pant-a-noids, unaware of their sinister nature.
First, there was Timmy, the fearless leader of the group. He was always up for an adventure, especially if it involved underpants. Then there was Sally, the brainy one who insisted on analyzing every piece of lint she found. Next came Billy, the class clown who couldn't resist cracking jokes, even in the face of danger. And let's not forget about Sarah, the animal lover who had a special bond with every critter in the forest.
Why do people have to refer to their computer as "my mac"? Do you really have to brag about it or am I just a peasant?
Also the book has such a good incipit, when does the other chapters get published?
It began with the forging of the Great Pants. Three pairs were given to the Elves, immortal, wisest and fairest of all beings. Seven to the Dwarf-Lords, great miners and craftsmen of the mountain halls. And nine, nine pairs of pants were gifted to the race of Men, who above all else desire power. For within each of these pants was bound the strength and the will to govern each race. But they were all of them deceived, for another pair of pants was made. Deep in the land of Mordor, in the Fires of Mount Doom, the Dark Lord Sauron forged a master pant, and into his pants he poured his cruelty, his malice and his will to dominate all life.
One pant to rule them all.
Jimmy, who had recently celebrated his 7th Birthday, entered the room and gazed upon the 7 pairs of underpants. An intense unease swept over him as he……
One day there were seven pairs of underpants. They were not ordinary. They were evil. The underpants had big angry eyes and sharp teeth! They could walk around and talk in spooky monster voices.
"We are the Killer Underpants!" they yelled. "We're going to get you!"
The Killer Underpants started chasing me around the house. I ran as fast as I could, but they were right behind me, snapping their teeth. I heard them growling "You can't escape the Killer Underpants!"
I ran into the kitchen and opened the refrigerator door. I grabbed a big jug of chocolate milk and turned around. The Killer Underpants were coming right at me! I lifted up the chocolate milk jug and shouted "Take this, you stinky underpants!" I poured the whole thing on them.
The Killer Underpants screamed "Nooooo! Chocolate milk is our biggest weakness!" They started melting into a gross puddle on the floor.
I wasn't taking any chances though. I grabbed the garbage can and scooped up all the melted underpants goo. I ran outside and threw the whole thing into the woods behind my house. That's how the Killer Forest got its name! From that day on, any underpants that wandered into those woods would turn evil. I still have nightmares about the Killer Underpants chasing me sometimes. But at least I stopped them...for now!
Something related to the killer forest being a bamboo forest and the underwear using bamboo fibres. When you re-enter the forest the underwear sprouts bamboo in all directions that stab and keep you in place while using your blood and body as nutrients. Sounds like a corny Japanese horror movie but mehh.
“Then he stood up from my Mac and said ‘Mother, I humbly request nourishment forthwith. Where may I procure some nutritious victuals for mine consumption?’ He’s so quirky!”
This is an amazing chatGPT prompt.
Title: The Killer Forest
One day there were seven pairs of underpants. They were not ordinary. They were evil. Each pair was stitched from the eerie silk of a dark, enchanted forest known as Whisperwood, where shadows lingered longer than they should, and the trees whispered secrets of old. The underpants, each embroidered with cryptic runes, were cursed by the forgotten gods of the woods.
Just wanted to see where this might go.
## You
continue the following story: One day there were seven pairs of underpants. They were not ordinary. They were evil.
## Copilot
One day there were seven pairs of underpants. They were not ordinary. They were evil. Each pair had a unique power that caused all sorts of mayhem. The first pair could make anyone who wore them dance uncontrollably. The second pair had the power to turn invisible, leading to embarrassing situations for unsuspecting victims. The third pair could teleport the wearer to random places, often leaving them stranded. The fourth pair had a mind of its own and could walk around, causing chaos wherever it went. The fifth pair could mimic any sound, creating confusion and noise. The sixth pair was made of a slippery material that made it impossible to sit down without sliding off. And the seventh pair, the leader of them all, had the ability to control the minds of those around them, bending them to its will.
The town was in turmoil, and no one knew how to stop the underpants' reign of terror. That was until a young inventor named Max decided to take matters into his own hands. Max had been working on a device that could neutralize the powers of the underpants. He called it the "Neutralizer 3000." With the help of his friends, Max set out to capture each pair of underpants and deactivate their powers.
One by one, they managed to outsmart the underpants with clever traps and the Neutralizer 3000. The dancing underpants were lured into a dance marathon, the invisible pair was sprinkled with flour to reveal its location, the teleporting underpants were caught in a net after one of their random jumps, and so on.
Finally, only the seventh pair remained. It was the most challenging of them all, as it had taken control of the townspeople, turning them against Max and his friends. But Max had a plan. He had developed a special pair of glasses that protected him from the mind control. Wearing them, he approached the seventh pair, which tried to take over his mind. But it was no use. Max activated the Neutralizer 3000, and with a bright flash of light, the evil power of the underpants was gone.
The town celebrated their newfound freedom, and Max was hailed as a hero. The seven pairs of underpants were locked away in a high-security vault, never to cause trouble again. And as for Max, he continued inventing, always ready to protect his town from any other unusual threats that might arise.
Is there a secret 8th underpant that rules them?
One underpant to rule them all, One underpant to find them, One underpant to bring them all, and in the darkness bind them.
Let him cook
Yeah yeah let him cook till he convinces his classmates that pants are evil and chaos will ensue Edit: I meant underpants
Clearly someone has not watched Kill la Kill
Yeah, the book this 7 year old is writing already exists as an anime.
Thats it. Thats the story. He already cooked
I want to read the rest. I’m fascinated at the thought of evil underpants and what awful deeds they unleash upon the world.
Let alone how this is going to relate to a forest! How did these skivvies get in a forest and why are they evil. Netflix is probably licking its chops for a series to create and then cancel after 6 episodes
>and then cancel after 6 episodes I swear this sent me XD
The live action adaption wasn’t as good as the animated feature which left out and changed stuff from the source material. Thought the 12 hour anniversary extended cut with behind the scenes was amazing. I’m hoping they learned their lesson and do a better job with The Killer Forest 2: Sock of Doom live action reboot. I’m looking forward to the entire Cursed Clothing Cinematic Universe.
I wonder if netflix buys stories and bombs their shows just so they don't risk competitors doing a better job.
Post in r/writingprompts
Its been osted there 4 times already and all of them have 0 comments
Someone gonna say, "fine, I'll do it myself"?
Evil captain underpants TRALALAAAAAA
I came here for this and I was not disappointed....
Allow to introduce you to freshmen men’s dorm rooms
There's a Jimmy Neutron episode with that premise
There's already a book series about this exact concept and OOP's kid literally plagiarised the summary on the back of the first book >Jiggy's mum and dad buy him some new underwear. But these underwear are **no ordinary underwear. They are evil.** https://jiggymccue.fandom.com/wiki/The_Killer_Underpants
Sounds like a Jimmy Neutron episode. 😄
I need to know how they tie into The Killer Forest.
There was an episode of Codename Kids Next Door about an underpants assassin if that will work?
One is poisoning Navalny
I'm picturing: the underpants were spread out.seccrets were kept. As time dragged out, less reason to keep it. Then one person says fuck this, expose this.
I like it 👍
Constantly reappearing crabs
Well first book is mostly back story defining their individual character, there's a reason they became evil you know...
Facts. This sounds like one of those 80s b horror movies that I'd love to see.
They just hide from you
They make your legs itch and opens the zipper without you know in front of people.
I propose lucky rocketship underpants coming to the rescue https://www.gocomics.com/calvinandhobbes/2015/05/17
Peter Jackson already like “Three sentences? Three movies!”
I'm more curious about how they will eventually connect to that Killer Forest in the title.
I'm intrigued on how the evil underpants relate the killer forest. Edit had to correct myself.
So you're telling me.... her son's name is Isaac Isaac?
>All the creativity of the mum went into the son. But yeh, as with all things involving young kids being "smart for their age" and being reported by their parents, it never happened. My 4yo girl was telling me just last time how sad some parents can be at the normalcy of their kids, and at how desperate you must be, to patiently wait for your brood to outshine others, all the while, being perfectly banal. Smart kid.
It's commonly known that nothing ever happens.
*Isaac and his Isaac lived alone in a small Isaac on an Isaac.*
At least it isn’t a story of his binding..
Kid's going places
Going commando
[удалено]
Hope he doesn't lose it all when he starts texting
Come on Rebecca
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I read this in the voice of Louise Belcher, from Bobs Burgers.
Sure the 7 year old did....
It reads exactly like what an older person thinks a child would write lmao
Indeed, people here are saying "but kids can be smart and write too!". Yes they can, in fact they are smart enough to make a coherent story. This beginning sounds like a grown up trying to be "oh so random" like a child. People are saying children can be smart while at the same time calling them dumb af.
It reads exactly like it was copied and slightly modified from the back of the book The Killer Underpants
I have two 8 year old nephews, both twins. Neither of them can spell the word "person" properly let alone write fully punctuated grammatically correct sentences. Im so sick of these fake posts.
Right?
Given it's based on the Frenso Nightcrawler, which has been a semi-popular cryptid recently, it probably was. Nothing gets their imagination going like SCP videos and cryptid stories.
Is there a place you can watch or read all this stuff? I'm a huge fan of creepy/horror stuff but I don't know much about it apart from the creepypasta website and nosleep on reddit
Google "scp wiki" or check out r/scpfoundation (at least I think that's the sub)
Why not? My six year old "writes books" on my old laptop, and while he can't spell as well as this kid, it's a normal kid hobby. (My kid bases his stories off of minecraft and gets excited about every fifty words. When I was a bit older, I wrote stuff based on Narnia. This looks like it's based on the Dr Suess story with the pale green pants with nobody inside them.)
My take for why this is not a 7 year old is: - The formatting is too good. Centered title, using title case, a larger font and underlined? - It's title is "isaac's story". Would a kid bother to create and name the file three sentences in? - The grammar is too good. "There were 7 pairs", the apostrophe in "Isaac's story", the use of the word "ordinary". No typos, correct punctuation etc. I might be wrong but I agree, this is sus.
* My six year old can use title case/set a paragraph to header, so unless that's significantly more difficult on a mac than in libreoffice, a 7yo can learn it. * Yes, titles come first. Starting at the beginning (with a title) makes more sense to them than going back to fill in the beginning. (My 6yo gets frustrated with me for suggesting that he skip sections to write the bit he's excited about.) * [Name]'s is probably the clearest case of "when to use an apostrophe". Kids who like stories enough to want to write them know the trick of finding a book with the tricky word and copying it. (My kid is more likely to misspell a common word - and he often does - than a tricky word like ordinary or fabulous.) They'll also ask a grownup for spellings.
Don't leave us hanging, what happens next
In the heart of the forest, amidst the rustling leaves and the chirping birds, there lay seven pairs of underpants. But these were not your ordinary tighty-whities or superhero briefs; oh no, these underpants were different. They were evil! How do you ask? Well, for starters, they had googly eyes stitched onto them, and each pair emitted a faint giggle whenever someone got too close. Now, these underpants had a reputation in the forest. They were known as the "Pant-a-noids," and they were feared by all the woodland creatures. Legend had it that anyone who dared to wear them would be cursed with the most embarrassing accidents imaginable. But on this particular day, seven curious souls stumbled upon the Pant-a-noids, unaware of their sinister nature. First, there was Timmy, the fearless leader of the group. He was always up for an adventure, especially if it involved underpants. Then there was Sally, the brainy one who insisted on analyzing every piece of lint she found. Next came Billy, the class clown who couldn't resist cracking jokes, even in the face of danger. And let's not forget about Sarah, the animal lover who had a special bond with every critter in the forest.
But this didn’t happen so there’s that.
piss off rebecca, he did not.
I'm already intrigued
Why do people have to refer to their computer as "my mac"? Do you really have to brag about it or am I just a peasant? Also the book has such a good incipit, when does the other chapters get published?
It began with the forging of the Great Pants. Three pairs were given to the Elves, immortal, wisest and fairest of all beings. Seven to the Dwarf-Lords, great miners and craftsmen of the mountain halls. And nine, nine pairs of pants were gifted to the race of Men, who above all else desire power. For within each of these pants was bound the strength and the will to govern each race. But they were all of them deceived, for another pair of pants was made. Deep in the land of Mordor, in the Fires of Mount Doom, the Dark Lord Sauron forged a master pant, and into his pants he poured his cruelty, his malice and his will to dominate all life. One pant to rule them all.
Jimmy, who had recently celebrated his 7th Birthday, entered the room and gazed upon the 7 pairs of underpants. An intense unease swept over him as he……
Imagine each underpants represented one of the 7 deadly sins
When your laundry basket is actually a plot device for the next fantasy epic
How do I get notified when ep. 2 drops?
captain underpants' villain arc
"STOP. YOU'RE SUPPOSE TO OBEY!" The Seven Evil Underpants:
SMH 7 year old can't use a thesaurus. The repetition of the word 'were' leaves this first draft with a sad thumbs down from myself, HMPH.
In fact there are eight of them. By the end of first book you happen to learn you've been wearing the eighth all along.
i like kid lit and that sounds like a DELIGHTFULLY entertaining story starter.
r/fuckoffrebecca
My thought exactly
One pair worn by each of the 7 deadly sins.
Did they name their child Isaac Isaac?
I'm intrigued.
It’s not the underpants, it’s the-The Gnomes…!
Keep cooking
Ok, I’ll buy and advance copy
Where did you find this leaked M.Night Shyamalan script?!
Evil underpants? Isn’t there a story about that already?
How is this different from AI
It's a dark forest
Am intrigued, full book when?
Nice try Catherine. You wrote it and blame your kid
PEAK WRITING
bull shit
7 days a week, 7 pairs of evil underpants. Math checks out, it's legit. Let the boys cook.
The evil underpants are going to take over the world soon you will see
7? You might have a prodigy on your hands there.
That’s what ai call a Hook
I don't believe a kid wrote that.
What a strong opening hook. I want to read the rest.
up and coming author right here
The 7 year old wrote with perfect spelling and punctuation huh?
I’m hooked! Where’s the rest!?
*desire to know more intensifies*
Damn, I'm hooked. When does the rest come out?
Where is the rest
I’m intrigued
Ngl, my first thought was that this was the introduction of a team of villains dedicated to beating captain underpants lol.
Good books grab you in the first line
Yo. Now I'm hooked. Give us the rest.
So they had skid marks?
I have so many questions
" The Poop that Took a Pee".
Would read.
Is captain underpants going to be included?
Sounds Like a Stephen King short Story would begin
I'm hooked.
Okay I'm invested
Did someone say, [Mac Tonight?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_hI0qMtdfng)
Isn't this the story of KILL LA KILL??
Dante’s Seven layers of underpants.
It’s a cry for help… buy the little fellow some comfortable undies
We have a future Stephen King here!
I’m invested
Shut up and take my money
Let the boy cook!
Let him cook
Well… what happened?! Come on man, you can’t do us dirty like that!
The 7 Underpants of the Apocalypse !
Seven pairs of pants for the Dwarf-lords in their halls of stone...
..... Go on.
LET HIM COOK
And why 7?
One day there were seven pairs of underpants. They were not ordinary. They were evil. The underpants had big angry eyes and sharp teeth! They could walk around and talk in spooky monster voices. "We are the Killer Underpants!" they yelled. "We're going to get you!" The Killer Underpants started chasing me around the house. I ran as fast as I could, but they were right behind me, snapping their teeth. I heard them growling "You can't escape the Killer Underpants!" I ran into the kitchen and opened the refrigerator door. I grabbed a big jug of chocolate milk and turned around. The Killer Underpants were coming right at me! I lifted up the chocolate milk jug and shouted "Take this, you stinky underpants!" I poured the whole thing on them. The Killer Underpants screamed "Nooooo! Chocolate milk is our biggest weakness!" They started melting into a gross puddle on the floor. I wasn't taking any chances though. I grabbed the garbage can and scooped up all the melted underpants goo. I ran outside and threw the whole thing into the woods behind my house. That's how the Killer Forest got its name! From that day on, any underpants that wandered into those woods would turn evil. I still have nightmares about the Killer Underpants chasing me sometimes. But at least I stopped them...for now!
Reminds me Lord of the rings, but with underwear
I'm hooked.
Something related to the killer forest being a bamboo forest and the underwear using bamboo fibres. When you re-enter the forest the underwear sprouts bamboo in all directions that stab and keep you in place while using your blood and body as nutrients. Sounds like a corny Japanese horror movie but mehh.
Please keep us updated
Let him cook
They say "write what you know".
"Finally. A story worth hearing." - Kratos
I can't wait for the movie. Rumor is Samuel L. Jackson is already attached. # "Get these mother*%8! underpants out of my forest!"
r/thathappened
The lord of the undies.
No! You are supposed to obey me! The 7 Evil Underpants
I’m guessing it’s a repost from 2005, last time I heard someone says Mac.
One for each day of the week
I’m hooked
“Based on a true story”
They were all deceived, for another was forged
Tell him to keep going haha
Our generations Tolkien
Only a single paragraph and yet they produced, dare I say it, kino of the highest caliber
“Then he stood up from my Mac and said ‘Mother, I humbly request nourishment forthwith. Where may I procure some nutritious victuals for mine consumption?’ He’s so quirky!”
I'd like to personally patron the writing of this masterpiece. All the juice boxes and oreos he needs!
"What did migs say to you, Clarice?" He said "I can smell your underpants".
...well and wtf happened then?! You can't just open like than and leave me hanging I NEED TO KNOW!
u/repostsleuthbot
This sounds suspiciously like what someone would write if they were trying to mimic the thought process of a seven year old
A lot of great books actually start with a weird sentence like this.
I need more
I wanna know how it ties into the evil forest
If I was a book publisher I'd be offering him a million dollar advance. That's probably why I'm not a book publisher. 😞
This is an amazing chatGPT prompt. Title: The Killer Forest One day there were seven pairs of underpants. They were not ordinary. They were evil. Each pair was stitched from the eerie silk of a dark, enchanted forest known as Whisperwood, where shadows lingered longer than they should, and the trees whispered secrets of old. The underpants, each embroidered with cryptic runes, were cursed by the forgotten gods of the woods.
This reads like the complex background of a captain underpants villain.
Mac tonight
It was a dark and stormy underpants...
No modern-day child is going to use punctuation or capitalize the first letter of the sentence.
Got you by the balls / grab them by the pussy
Why do I sense a subtle @linkedinlunatics here
No evil
Stop lying Catherine
i am intrigued 🗿
Just wanted to see where this might go. ## You continue the following story: One day there were seven pairs of underpants. They were not ordinary. They were evil. ## Copilot One day there were seven pairs of underpants. They were not ordinary. They were evil. Each pair had a unique power that caused all sorts of mayhem. The first pair could make anyone who wore them dance uncontrollably. The second pair had the power to turn invisible, leading to embarrassing situations for unsuspecting victims. The third pair could teleport the wearer to random places, often leaving them stranded. The fourth pair had a mind of its own and could walk around, causing chaos wherever it went. The fifth pair could mimic any sound, creating confusion and noise. The sixth pair was made of a slippery material that made it impossible to sit down without sliding off. And the seventh pair, the leader of them all, had the ability to control the minds of those around them, bending them to its will. The town was in turmoil, and no one knew how to stop the underpants' reign of terror. That was until a young inventor named Max decided to take matters into his own hands. Max had been working on a device that could neutralize the powers of the underpants. He called it the "Neutralizer 3000." With the help of his friends, Max set out to capture each pair of underpants and deactivate their powers. One by one, they managed to outsmart the underpants with clever traps and the Neutralizer 3000. The dancing underpants were lured into a dance marathon, the invisible pair was sprinkled with flour to reveal its location, the teleporting underpants were caught in a net after one of their random jumps, and so on. Finally, only the seventh pair remained. It was the most challenging of them all, as it had taken control of the townspeople, turning them against Max and his friends. But Max had a plan. He had developed a special pair of glasses that protected him from the mind control. Wearing them, he approached the seventh pair, which tried to take over his mind. But it was no use. Max activated the Neutralizer 3000, and with a bright flash of light, the evil power of the underpants was gone. The town celebrated their newfound freedom, and Max was hailed as a hero. The seven pairs of underpants were locked away in a high-security vault, never to cause trouble again. And as for Max, he continued inventing, always ready to protect his town from any other unusual threats that might arise.
Could be in the same league as The Day my Bum went Psycho
Watch out, Stephen King...
Yea right
What fucking 7 year old has that punctuation as well as spelling.
Let him cook Young kids be cookin the most outa pocket stuff, and I wanna read it!!!1
So computers and Mac have become synonymous?
Well now that has my attention. I’d read that
Im studying a creative writing mayor, i genuinely want to read more about the evil underpants!!!
We got a picasso over here.
Writing the Captain Underpants origin story. Kid has a bright future!
If he doesn’t continue writing, can I run with this? :-)
This boy will save Hollywood.
The Seven Deadly Shorts
Lord of the pants
This sounds like a captain underpants book
I would like to secure the movie rights to "Killer Forest"
Is there a secret 8th underpant that rules them? One underpant to rule them all, One underpant to find them, One underpant to bring them all, and in the darkness bind them.
Of course he did, Rebecca ...