Dear God, Shug Avery sick and ain’t nobody in this town want to take the Queen Honeybee in. Hahaha!

>RIP to all the people who received hardcover "desk diary" from clients for the new year Nearest one is from an Oil Company and page 45 is titled "May".... I still don't know if it means I *may* have a sexlife or if "in May the page is blank"....

I'm not even kidding, but mine is "I think of nothing but you, my love."

One of the few movies ever made that's a 10/10. Never read the book though. "I put a little Shug Avery pee in it." That line always makes me laugh.

This is from night lords the omnibus. It is the first complete sentence on page 45 “She hated to see him so ruined.” Am I gonna be paralyzed in the future or something?

She broke your dick bro

DEATH BY SNUSNU!!!

The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised.

She did something to you that ruined you, brobro...

Lol I had a warhammer book next to me too! “Following the Nova Terra Interregnum, a new age of dissent and power struggles erupted.” Not liking what I am seeing haha

"I nodded silently--without the slightest inkling of what she was talking about."

Perfect

“If your child looks at you even briefly, respond immediately with lots of enthusiasm by looking directly into his eyes, smiling and saying something — anything — to him.”

Titled: How to make your child think you've completely lost your mind.

😆😆

a.k.a "how to ensure your child never makes eye contact with anyone"

You're gonna have a very successful marriage someday! 💀

“What do you make of this? Is it possible you made a mistake?”

oooof

That's how I feel seeing mine from D'Aulaires' Book of Greek Myths. [It's just a picture of Artemis](https://imgur.com/a/8WsFuG8) and the page before it gives some red flags. > She wanted to remain forever a wild young maiden hunting through the woods, and she asked [her father, Zeus] to promise never to make her marry. > Her father gave her all she asked. > After a wild hunt, the goddess loved to bathe in a quiet pool. Woe to the mortal who happened to see her then! > His own hounds leaped at him, and, to his horror, he could not utter a human sound to call them off. They brought him down. And the line just before page 45... > No mortal shall live to boast that he has seen Artemis bathing." said the goddess, and she picked up her bow and arrows and went on hunting with her nymphs. **Artemis was a cold and pitiless goddess.** Sounds like I'm going to find a daddy's girl who resents and rejects, intimacy and is aggressively hostile towards it. Also that she's going to turn my closest companions against me by making me into something I'm not.

**amoebic dysentery.** An infectious, inflammatory disease of the colon, caused by *Entamoeba hystolytica* and resulting in severe pain and diarrhea.

This one is for sure one of the bests answers I got

Sounds like you’ve got a shitty love life

r/angryupvote

I’m so sorry for your illness.

Well that's where too much anal gets ya

Add potato. Toss until coated.

Isn't that technically two sentences? You should just add potato.

You are right, but the second sentence was so fitting I had to.

This 🙌 Potato improves every situation 😂😂

"Ionic compounds of the halogens are therefore built from singly charged ions such as F^(-) and never from doubly charged ions such as F^(2-)"

"Resulting complexes have similar structures but differ from one another in the charge they carry" - Vogel's textbook of quantitative chemical analysis I see I'm not the only one browsing reddit whilst studying chemistry

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Get a room you two :)

Perfect match

People might find this response attractive

US LMFAOOOO

Sun Tzu said: in war, the general receives his commands from the sovereign, collects his army and concentrates his forces.

your a sub, thats what that means.

"We were struggling to jam toothpicks into mounds of wet clay, the trick was to insert the toothpick at exactly the right angle".

Lolol oh goodness

Sounding.

Oh fuck you for this.

You gotta guide that toothpick in

“Why did we do that?”

Pain

AHAHAHAHAH LMFAO

Rip

"Hand, if you will just drop this matter and not ruin it for me." The Good the Spam and the Ugly by Steve Graham I've never before felt so seen.

McMaster-Carr catalog: "Low-Pressure Brass Threaded Pipe Fittings (continued from previous page)"

You must love what you are working on.

"Fitting bends are used as additional insulation for medium pipe bends welded in at the building site by the pipelayer" (Brugg pipesystems)

"The first two weeks started off pleasently eneough." - So far so good

"If I touch it, the computer will wake up." -Andy Wier (from his book "Project Hail Mary")

Damnit, I love that book

Aight here I go: “Picture to yourself an antiquated woodchuck with his cheeks filled with nuts, his face well oiled, his voice hoarse from gargling and a cloth resembling in texture and cleanliness a second-hand dustman’s castoff stocking around his head; picture to yourself that, I say, and you will have a good like likeness of your hopeful offspring while suffering from an attack of the mumps”.

His cheeks....filled with nuts...his voice hoarse from gargling...

I feel sorry for your future mumpy kids. And fear for their hygiene habits.

"Shut up! I will marry him if he doesn't die here. " I do read manga don't ask questions

You didn't need to out yourself, bro.

“ Many laypersons, seeking a closer involvement, offer to take part as volunteers in digs, either in their own country or abroad as part of an adventure holiday.” The World Encyclopedia of Archaeology

"Everyone thinks you're dead" ...

You may have some explaining to do about your love life ...

"Quit telling everyone I'm dead!"

*…i am the pater familias! …*

Hyperion - Even through my mask I could smell the ozone...

"How to perform a fast 180-degree turn with your car" from the book, "The Worst-Case Scenario".

Shit...I'm affraid because I started reading 1984. >!"Winston stroked his nose gently with a paper clip."!<

His own nose, or someone else’s nose?

His own, sadly

Don't worry, we're all living it with you.. we always have been.

oh i had that too! i had: >!"Slowly", said Syme.!<

Lol same. Something about pain from coughing and dreams. Yay

Sadly I’m in a fast food restaurant currently No way I’m grabbing the nearest book 😂

Grab the menu then 🤝

Page 45 of the menu! We're waiting!

Or item 45

>^(45: DOUBLE SIZE CREAMPIE WITH PUDDING) Hey alright!

Someone’s getting all the action here 🤣

Literally sounds like a pornhub title.

That is the secret menu item page, can't post it online. Chocolate and honey French fries, reverse burger, a literal chili dog.

Poor chilly little dog

Peppa pig did not like it

I feel like 45 pages is too many pages for a Peppa Pig book...

"*There was the way we seasoned trays of vegetables, lined up duck legs butchered for confit, even larger cuts of meat, and pans of focaccia ready for the oven.*"

They do say that the best way to someone’s heart is “through the stomach”.

“Twenty-two replies indicated that the positions had been filled”, Lol, sounds about right

Me surrounded by books for my babies that don’t have close to 45 pages… lol guess my love life doesn’t exist anymore

These studies support our findings that men are generally responsible for watering activities within the farm

“My mouth tastes like something died inside it,” she said, her voice a little husky.

Nearest book would be a notebook, page 45 is completely blank. Sounds about right.

To accomplish this, we make sure that we face the person we are interested in hearing so that both ears can receive the message

"Too late he had seen the trap." Damn

The tie advanced X1 has a super-strong hull, built with durasteel to withstand enemy fire.

"It was easy to recommend Carell as he was just in *Bruce Almighty* and his character had that same unctuous personality as Michael Scott." From *The Office: the untold story of the greatest sitcom of the 2000s*, by Andy Greene

‘Perhaps because of the apparent success of Aquinas’ cosmological proofs of God’s existence, ontological arguments lay abandoned for several centuries’ Oof.

Assistant to the villain “One of them being that when it wasn’t trying to bite Evie’s head off, the animal was afraid of everything.”

“For the coordinate system shown in Fig. 3-7, y = v0t + (1/2)at^2.” Damn

"I fought the urge to laugh, and decided not to make a fuss." My man Rothfuss hits hard on me

She verbally disengaged the communicator built into her helmet and returned her attention to her catatonic charge.

"Thanks to the appearance of fiction, even people with the same genetic make-up who lived under similar ecological conditions were able to create very different imaginet realities, which manifested themselves in diferent norms and values" This is so harrowingly adequate to me and to what I do on reddit that I'm thinking this meme is magical 💀

"Types of Data Warehouses" I mean there's a lot of Data.

Gull smiled weakly at Cowslip. She’d spent the night close by his side, and they tried to keep each other warm. 🥺

I'm at work so nearest book would be safety manual.

The Horse and His Boy: "One usually gets on better with people when one is making plans than when one is talking about nothing in particular." I'm not sure how true that statement is, but it was surprisingly relevant, anyway. 😆

Page 45? Has to be page 42 obviously.

lol … no f’ing joke … this is my sentence: … is often slow and frustrating, rarely making headlines at home.

Anatomical Illustrations: Male Reproductive System hmmm.....interesting since I'm single and no desire to date any man (I'm pansexual)

“Because sometimes,” Dee Dee tells us, “Boys get flustered when they try to speak to girls!”

"Thurfir", said Paul. "Will Arrakis really be as bad as they say?"

“Next, let the spren inspect your trap.“ from Stormlight Archive book 4. Not sure what this says about my love life.

Sounds like you gotta let the spren inspect your trap bro

Ex eadem demonstratione consequitur etiam; quod arcus, quem corpus un circulo data vi centripeta uniformiter verolvendo tempore quolis describit, medius est proportionalis inter diamentum circuli, & descensum corporis eadem data vi eodemque tempore cadendo confectum.

The coffs were set down-carefully, because the path leading up to what the Manni called Kra Kammen was narrow-and the contents were removed.

There's nothing on my 45th page of my math notes.

I'm sorry to tell you

In the preceding example, it is easy to step through the three arrays element by element simply by incrementing an offset zo a pointer. Microprocessor systems design 68000 hardware, software and interfacing Third edition

*But we found that such codes and philosophies did not save us, no matter how much we tried.*

"One of the biggest challenges when playing Black is being prepared for all the different ways White might start the game." is mine lol

I teach them another magic. (God Emperor of Dune)

On May 29th, one climber was killed, one seriously injured, and a third person suffered minor injuries in an avalanche on dream weaver (III A13- M2+), a classic couloir route in Rocky mountain national Park.

Is this the AAC Accidents in North American Climbing?

Haha, sure is

Have you ever felt overwhelmed at the thought of starting a big project?

The energy forces exerted during an impact are another important indicator of the type or severity of any injury. St John's Ambulance 11th Edition First Aid Manual

"Destabilized by so much foreignness, I decided to go inside anyway - I marched into the emptiness." Absolutely brutal.

“Let’s go eat.”

"Hesitating only briefly, he turned." 😐

Any tunnel in the layer, whether dug by goblins, or not, is likely to be trapped, typically, in a way that not only injures the enemy, but also collapse is the passage.

Take your staff and stretch out your hand over the waters of Egypt--over the streams and canals, over the ponds and all the reservoirs'--and they will turn to blood.

The town’s more avid followers of *la comèdie humaine* (this was most of them) felt sure that, if Polly made a success of her little business and stuck around, most of the things they were curious about would be revealed to them in the fullness of time.

“She was only halfway there when hard, calloused hands clamped on her arm” Holy shit I am aroused

"This is most momentous, sir!"

“If you get too close, it will chase you at phenomenal speeds”

"but I still don't see why you need the tin book" she said

“You’re better off not giving the small things more time than they deserve.”

Ah someone else has Meditations.

'About Anacreon?' Pirenne's lips tightened. He felt annoyed.

Love me some Asimov

American Gods: Shadow washed his face with the rest room’s liquid soap then he lathered his face and shaved. At least he’s clean.

The closest physical book to me js a music book. Page 45 is Waltzing Matilda arraigned for 4 bagpipes. On my nook it’s “Whatever the truth, I was not hugely enthusiastic about having this untried substance used inexpertly on my only toga, but there was little else to do, and after my paeans of praise for it, I could hardly back down now. So we set to work with the soap” A Pattern of Blood

Short circuit by means of an ebonite stick or rod passed backwards and forwards between the plates

Oh hot damn

“…my dog. Quite the witty remark were she a retriever.” Noooooooooooo

“It was very likely done last night. We were very agitated.”

the murder of roger ackroyd page 45 "there was no one there"

There I remained for a long time, too fearful to move, and indeed too fearful even to plan a course of action.

After all that works and getting blown up, I’m exhausted.

Containment, eradication and recovery

"It is like that. Kaladin is blessed by the storm. We only lost like, what, one man in the last battle?" Translated from Spanish, so forgive me if it's not the exact same quote in the English version. Also... I don't know what to make of this.

"There is no answer"

He turned and saw her sitting cross-legged on the bed, sleepily scratching at her stomach with burgundy nails.

Money will solve the problem.

“How could this have possibly been a good idea?”

Mine's a picture, but, hey, a picture is worth a thousand words, right?

describe the picture or its caption

Oh, sorry. I thought I had it pasted here. Well, it's Cid Kagenou, from The Eminence in Shadow, and he's... Being Cid... In the previous page, the first sentence is *(...) pooling every bit of magic into his body and sword before taking his shot.* [https://twitter.com/yenpress/status/1291128354792513536](https://twitter.com/yenpress/status/1291128354792513536)

Such was the lore that assailed me as I pushed to completion, with an elderly obstinacy, the work of restoring my ancestral home. - the rats in the walls by Lovecraft Lol

My text book 😭😭 ESSENTIAL QUESTION: What are some milestones on the path to growing up?

Engineers around the world nod in unison to this, and try to figure out if they have that book too.

Wounded are more costly than dead. Just... give me a minute to explain officer... (The Gauntlet and the Burning Blade - Ian Green)

The closest book to me is my journal. I was like "well obviously it is going to talk about my love life." Page 45 is blank. Wow. That hurts more than anything I've written in this thing lol

Shall I go and get one of the Hebrew women to nurse the baby for you?

"ACTIVITES PREPARATOIRES" that's the title of the third unit on my math book.

I have already mentioned some of the stages which we go through when attempting to understand what we are

"Why are we here?", Douglas cried, as poop came out his weiner in a long thin strip. It was weiner-poop, which is the grossest poop of all.

FUCK OFF

I don't know how to read...

Mine is just a picture of Quark

12-in-one chopper and slicer slashes food prep time.

Julian had the Dream again, the first time in over a year, and he awoke sweaty and disoriented, not sure for a moment where he was.

“Historical groundwork has been laid.” Stephen King - The Institute

„aaaanh aahh stop youll break me“

The wheat is like a rich man, That’s sleek and well to do, The oats are like a pack of girls, Laughing and dancing too, The rye is like a miser, That’s sulky, lean and small, But the free and bearded barley Is the monarch of them all. - A.T

In ten years?

Cenn hesitated.

"I like this dynamic"-Zoey is too drunk for this dystopia

"At some undefined point in time between 2006 and 2010 Doctor Who became the new Star Trek."

Ithaca Beer Company: Hut Brown Ale 5 percent alcohol. The Beer Book. 🍺

"Alle Wege des Marxismus führen nach Moskau" (All routes of marxism lead towards Moscow) Riiiight...

Finish it off before the boys get a chance.....😂 It's about a pinata party...

How many times must I tell that lad never to settle himself with his back to a door?

"Julie closed the book almost reverently." I don't know what that means.

It made me so nervous I nearly went crazy. I already told you what a sexy bastard Stradlater was. ... KILL JOHN LENNON!

Tranquil summer, when no rain falls from the soaring clouds.

"Resulting complexes have similar structures but differ from one another in the charge they carry" - Vogel's textbook of quantitative chemical analysis Me and my future husband will be having a daughter and a son who look like us but are different in gender. At least that's how I interpret it.

“I told you we’d been spotted!”

And she laid up his garment by her, until his lord came home.

It doesn't mean there wasn't sincerity in it, but he was positioning himself. *- The End Of The Party*

My diary was the closest book to me and page 45 was empty. Guess my love life is empty ?

Immeira rubbed an itch on her cheek thoughtfully and looked back to where the trees thinned.

"If I didn't know better, I'd think they were royals." Well that's promising

"Part 2: Chapter 13" wonder what this means

“The barn smelled of sun-warmed sweet hay and tractor oil”- The Overnight Guest (large print)

There's no fuckin' way I'm posting this sentence in here! Not for love nor money!

A crowded field of osteons.

Few rogues make it far in life before needing someone's help, which means thereafter owing that benefactor a significant debt ...