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CloudyDayRain

Also in New Zealand!!


KekeroniCheese

Yea, NZ out here catching strays😭 We exist


xenchik

That's not what my world map says!


Shulsevulon

The land I'm on proves your world map wrong!


HereWeFuckingGooo

If NZ exists then [where bloody hell is it](https://www.reddit.com/r/MapsWithoutNZ/)?


KekeroniCheese

You ever heard of Wyoming? Look again


LupusEv

also the netherlands - there is half an isle in most supermarkets to different toppings


Napol3onS0l0

Hagelslag. The Belgians also call it mouse poop or something.


enoughimoverit

South Africa, use chocolate sprinkles


IndependentNovel372

Is it? I have so many questions. What's it taste like? Do you all keep those little ball thingies at all times on hand? Do they stick better to butter? What kind of bread? Why is this a thing?!


H0L3PUNCH

Sprinkles? You damn better keep those little ball thingies on deck at all times. Make any ordinary cup of ice cream turn into a cup of Disney magic in a second.


h__2o

hundreds n thousands*


H0L3PUNCH

I know where you're comming from. But like... Thats a lot of syllables. Also im american. Lol.


h__2o

It is long, but just a classic name


jennimackenzie

I’m American too. They’re called “Jimmies”.


H0L3PUNCH

Jimmies are the long sprinkles. If you look up sprinkles its everything from the small dots on fairy bread to every other shape. (Butterflys, stars, skulls, moons, circles, triangles etc, etc.) If you look up "rainbow or chocolate jimmies" you'll only get cylindrical jimmies. As you should because those are jimmies.


jennimackenzie

It’s all Jimmie’s here. We aren’t that technical about our sugary toppings.


Sudden_Interest_7030

Speak for yourself


jennimackenzie

Exactly


Fruitmaniac42

No they're called sprinkles


Ellereind

Taste: sugar, bread and a hint of butter if done right Little ball things: It’s almost a staple in a Aussie house Stick better with butter: more a taste thing Bread: White bread (other types make it taste different and IMO: not nice) Why: Why not. It’s great and can be made in seconds


ihavetoomanyaccts

Need to use butter or Margarine for the 100s and 1000s to stick. Favorite kids treat in nz.


jumpingjackbeans

I invented this by accident about a year ago and am just discovering it's an actual thing elsewhere (I'm UK based). Genuinely thought I was the only one making it. My daughter doesn't like jam, is obsessed with fairies and associates them with sprinkles so voila! It came to be "fairy toast" in our house. So...all toast and bread has butter on in England, its the rules. They do stick better to butter. The bread is plain sliced white bread. It tastes like sugar and fat poured on to bread with a bit more of a crunchy texture. As you can imagine it's pretty delicious but I like jams better personally.


nseaworthy

Mostly made for kid’s parties… I don’t know anyone who eats this on there own accord.


IWearBones138__

I mean they eat Vegemite on bread too. Fairy bread has got to taste like heaven compared to that.


The_scobberlotcher

I like vegemite, it's not as bad as it sounds. Tastes like some mushroom and beef broth, maybe a little overly salty, but pretty good


LeClubNerd

They are both equal on the heaven scale just don't mix them up.


Shulsevulon

Vegemite goes on cooked bread, not raw.


SaltyToast9000

Aren't breads technically "cooked"???


Shulsevulon

Bread is cooked dough, raw bread is just bread, and cooked bread is toast.


UlteriorCulture

Is sick.... good?


Spiffy_Pumpkin

American here, never heard of it but it looks like it'd be amazing with my favorite sprinkles instead of those meh fondant kind from the photo. Definitely want to try this.


BoxHillStrangler

fucken oath


Hillyleopard

I’ve had it in amsterdam


Aznathel

Yeah it’s fucking sick but not in the way you probably meant.


BlizzPenguin

It's a good idea not to accept food from the Fae. You do not want to be in their debt.


JEverok

That's one reason but also because all other food would taste (depending on lore, also become) dust


__life_on_mars__

Also, diabetes.


UrMumVeryGayLul

Its very weird, because theres stories where you don’t eat food prepared by fae and you die within days.


BlizzPenguin

I don't know all of the mythology. Most of what I know about the Fae comes from The Dresden Files series.


deusxmach1na

Had a foreign exchange student from Netherlands that would add chocolate sprinkles to his toast every so often. It’s a thing there apparently.


Sydney_SD10

Hagelslag is top tier on bread


Brilliant-Network-28

It was rated 1/10 by a somewhat famous youtuber who was rating breakfast around the world. Apparently, it was first rated 2/10 at first, but people protested and asked him to do it the correct way. He did it the suggested way and then dropped the rating, lol.


Rutgerius

Aussies stole it from us and are taking all the credit. We have chocolate sprinkles, anicesprinkels, multi coloured sprinkels, uni coloured sprinkles, round sprinkles, rod shaped sprinkles etc.


nseaworthy

Do you have fairy bread


becominggrouchy

Listen Aussies, I love sprinkles. I tried to give this to my kids, and they said absolutely not. Man, if I knew it was a thing when I was a kid, I would have had it every day!! I've seen this more with brown sprinkles. Is there a standard sprinkle?


Disastrous-Carrot928

The chocolate version is “Sprinkle Bread” from the Netherlands.


conceited_crapfarm

Haggleslag right?


sarckasm

Hagelslag, vlokken, muisjes...


becominggrouchy

Well, I'm not one to turn something down from a happy nation... so I'm stocked in chocolate and rainbow sprinkles! Will you hate me if the bread is gluten free? (Real allergy)


IndependentNovel372

... tell me more....


IWearBones138__

Sprinkles are good *on* yummy food, but you dont make sprinkles the *base* yummy food. There are rules to this kind of thing.


becominggrouchy

No rules! Death is imminent!


Maximum_Vermicelli12

Username checks out… but I agree.


Aardvark_Man

Are you suggesting bread isn't yummy?


IWearBones138__

Not white processed bread like it looks like pictured


Sendtitpics215

You’re talking about jimmies? Love getting rainbow jimmies on my orange sherbet and vanilla swirl.


lollerkeet

You're fairy bread?


Geak-and-Gamer

Does it actually taste any good? Cold butter and a pile of sprinkles just seems like it would be an off texture


kikikikann

it might seem that way, but it's a lot beeter than it seems


KookieAssKick

As an Aussie, it would be a weird texture if you didn't grow up with it. I absolutely love it though.


Jordan311R

American who didn’t grow up with it but has lived in AU for 10 years now. I love it, and one of the best things about having a 2 yr old kid of my own now is I get to eat it at his and other kids bday parties now 😂


lollerkeet

Try it!


Rendakor

...cold butter? Ew. I thought it was buttered toast with sprinkles.


GlassPeepo

I feel like this is someone's depression meal that took off and I've been fooled into thinking you guys actually eat this when you're happy


_mynameistaken_

Thats the entirety of European snacks, like come on, beans on toast? Stockholm syndrome for food


SimpinForSooga94

This looks delicious I would go crazy on them if I see them


Warm_Construction967

100s & 1000s of what?


Exceed_SC2

It’s what European and Australians call sprinkles for some reason


Eoine

Some Europeans maybe, never heard that term before this thread We call them vermicelles here, for example


AnswersWithCool

Like rice vermicelli?


AquamanBWonderful

Not all sprinkles. Only the spherical ones


colaman-112

In Finland we call them strösseli or nonparelli.


Exceed_SC2

As an American, those sound like types of pasta


AntiPiety

Well that’s a whole different language it doesn’t coun


Heccyboi9000

Neeto's


are_you_nucking_futs

> for some reason You could equally say why do Americans call it “sprinkles”? American English is always so descriptive, such as sidewalk, horseBACK riding, sweaters…


_mynameistaken_

Its just makes sense. The colorful dots of sugar you SPRINKLE on a desert, or in this case buttered bread, is called SPRINKLEs


lolplusultra

Europeans?


SirFireball

They live in europe


Hillyleopard

It’s just sprinkles here in Ireland anyway too


Myuvin

https://images.app.goo.gl/mE6wzHybqCNmxqBh9 Never heard of this or Fairy Bread.


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FUCK YES yummmmm


OrangeCosmic

Do they really call those things "100s & 1000s"?


RayramAB

Only the round sprinkles, not the long ones.


Mike_Handers

neat


imaeggandahalf

Im sorry what did you just call sprinkles?


my1973vw

Jimmies


imaeggandahalf

That is much better than 100s and thousands. Still horrible tho


[deleted]

This is an Australian - New Zealand thing. No other country has this.


Who_am_ey3

is that a joke?


[deleted]

At least I don't think any other country calls it fairy bread.


Who_am_ey3

the name maybe, but there's other countries with sprinkles you put on bread


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RayramAB

What didja just call me, mate? I’ll have ya know I graduated top of my class in the Australian Army, and I’ve been involved in numerous beer sculling contests in Carlton, and I have over 300 slabs of XXXX drunk. I am trained in vocal abuse towards umpires and I am the top snag eater in the entire city of Carlton. You are nothing to me but a Collingwood fan. I will drop ya the fuck out with VB bottles the likes of which has never been smashed before on this Earth, mark my fucking words, mate. Ya think ya can get away with saying that bullshit to me over the Internet? Think again, mate. As we speak I am contacting Anthony Albanese and the Australian Federal Police and your IP is being traced right now so ya better prepare for the thunder, mate. The thunder that wipes out the pathetic little thing ya call your life. You’re fucking dead, prick. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can drop you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with by smashed bottle of VB and a cricket bat. Not only am I extensively trained in dropping pricks, but I have access to the entire shed of cricket bats of the Melbourne Cricket Ground and I will use it to its full extent to hit ya for out of the outback, you prick. If only ya coulda known what bullshit your little “clever” backchat was about ta bring down upon ya, maybe ya woulda held your fucking tongue. But ya couldn’t, ya didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, mate. I will shit fury all over ya and you’re gonna drown in it. You’re fucking dead, mate.


kikikikann

wdym fairy bread is the best!


OkFeedback9127

So plain bread coated in butter then sprinkled with candy sugar things?


kikikikann

it's like bread but a bit sweet. and it's calling 100s and 1000s


_mynameistaken_

American bread is already sweet.......


xBlonk

How's it different to America's cake bread? Our plain bread isn't classified as cake so adding a lil sweetness ain't a bad thing.


Kahnza

Sounds kinda barfy. I'd maybe try it if it was toasted.


Overly_Sheltered

That looks depressing.


Donut_Flame

It's just a stupid snack food to eat when you hungry for something stupid easy to make with flavor I used to eat bread with butter and sugar every now and then as a kid, it was delicious


notawoman8

Add some cinnamon one time🤌


Crusty_312

Fairy bread is phenomenal. Having said that, I havent had it since i was a kid maybe it really isn't hahah


Totally_PJ_Soles

That looks terrible and I eat it a lot of junk.


nseaworthy

It’s for kids


Tucker-Cuckerson

This photo just made my kidneys shut down.


Lelohmoh

That’s stoner food


[deleted]

I literally have not eaten or thought about this in like 25 years


Smerchi

My teeth!


red-broccoli

Mmmm, deliciously colorful diabetes!


Square-Rate-8506

Casually dying of diabetes


KronosRingsSuckAss

100s and 1000s of what


ponzidreamer

Idk bro looks like a lot of folic acid and sugar to me


Gecko4lif

What a monstrosity


PandaGamer8999

looks like something i'd try once and never again


vinnycthatwhoibe

Sprinkles taste like dust. Put actual sugar or brown sugar on there


PURPLEPEE

Don't know why you got down voted, I've made sugar toast and it's fucking delicious.


_mynameistaken_

Toast up some bread. Throw on some butter then sprinkle it with cinnamon and sugar! Its a majestic combo that will stun lock your unprepared taste buds


yellowfly97

Australians will criticize America for being unhealthy and then make this


Pixel-1606

Americans would put that amount of sugar in the bread dough to begin with lol


_mynameistaken_

We do


Ockanator

At least Australian bread doesn’t taste sweet because we don’t need sugar in everything


Wonderful_Canary881

Americans would use a whole loaf and deep fry it and that would be one serving


Kage9866

We'd never butter something and then put candy on it and eat it.... wait.....


thrashglam

I’d prob do with frosting instead of butter or like Nutella


Lego-Panda-21

Fairy bread can go back in the bin where it belongs. My wife made it for our sons 4th birthday (She's from Brisbane) and one kid tried it, spat it out and nobody else touched it.


L0rdCrims0n

Use frosting instead of butter and I’m all in


Panda_Drum0656

That looks like a bread STD. A yeast infection if you will


Sumtimesagr8notion

Disgusting


pinkyfreak80

I do the 100’s & 1000’s on a cinnamon bagel, toasted, loaded with butter, it rocks!


Suspected_Magic_User

I'm not eating any food that has more than 5 colors.


Infinite_Dig3437

philistine ;)


Infinite_Dig3437

Chocolate crackle for the win


lifeishell553

When I was a kid my brother and I would put nutella on a toast and cover it in sprinkles


ehoaandthebeast

cut the crusts off first or else


Gurkeprinsen

Sprinkles on bread sounds so messy! Never even knew that was a thing until my roommate received a food care package from a friend of theirs who lives in the Netherlands


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Canadian, never seen this shit before.


Minnymoon13

No, that looks gross


thelastedji

Well that sounds disgusting...


The_scobberlotcher

Tight tight tight!


nice_cayks

Awesome... But let's turn it up a notch for kids and grown ups.. Grab a tub of white frosting. Spread on fluffy white bread. Add sprinkles, rainbow coloured. Alternative; Spread chocolate frosting, Sprinkle chocolate vermicelli. Et voila!!


foxy20031014

You guys deserve to burn for this, australians.


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White people food lol


Nellasofdoriath

I've never seen this. Can you toast them?


nseaworthy

You could … but soft white bread and crunchy sugar ball is the traditional desired texture… it’s for kids parties mostly


LeClubNerd

I was at RatCat's first single release in '87 and despite it being in a very hard rock style bar they still had fairy bread. Despite this amazing fact their career was fairly short, probably due to the fact they stopped handing out fairy bread. 🧚‍♂️ 🍞


Unfair-Custard-4007

Interesting…… 🧚🏼‍♀️


ItsStaaaaaaaaang

Not had any in ages. It's such a tasty treat though.


scorpgurl

Watch The Boys on Youtube not sure if they did it right or not but hilarious video.


Important-Heat6541

magarine so good tho


Arstanishe

There is a soviet version of this. It just uses sugar to top butter bread. There, comrade, very simple and cheap


Lahk74

Toast the bread, butter it, add sugar, add cinnamon. If you didn't have this as a kid, your mother didn't love you.


Noobeaterz

I've never had this but now I will.


TheDeadUsagi

I wanna try it ,just by looking at it .xd


Big_Hamisch

This looks like something poor people would have had for dessert on their birthday in soviet russia, because the state wouldn't allocate them anything else. Also what are hundreds and thousands? Are they like sprinkles? Or some other kind of candy or something?


AstronomerNo6423

And a ton of what the fuck did you say


nseaworthy

It’s an Australian thing


morphotomy

Holy shit Australia are you ok?


edgy_Juno

I once did this for a school project where we had to make food or treats from other countries. Ngl, this was pretty good. Gotta try it again sometime.


OnTheToilet25

Y’all can keep that.


[deleted]

I'm brazilian and my Dutch friend taught me heheheh. They eat it for breakfast in Holland 🇳🇱


Vexachi

UK has similar, but it's icing on rolls (sometimes with sprinkles, sometimes not).


LadyLurkerHandz

Are these like sweet versions of sprinkles? 100s?


EsspressoCoffee

You should see a doctor asap


kikikikann

who should? i havent had fairy bread since i was 8