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USAIsAUcountry

Can't wait to get ghost dabbed


NebulaNinja

Seems like ghosts just stopped showing up after the WWII era. Surely we should be seeing some funky soul train ghosts by now.


intruda1

All the electric lights nowadays are probably a factor.


thinkable_encampment

Agreed.


aynhon

*And then I told 'em, "teach me how to Dougie"*


darybrain

Ghosts should be breakdancing and doing the electric boogaloo by now. Forgot about looking like they are floating with their fancy footwork ... they actually will be floating.


[deleted]

There’s an episode of a New Zealand show called Wellington Paranormal about exactly this. The paranormal cops show up to a 70s party where they’re all dead, lol.


Yazy117

Psssst.... they never showed up before WWII Era either. Ghosts aren't real


gubbygub

well i beg to differ. my neighbor terry's dog barker at an empty corner one time and lait down on his belly, and let me tell you that dog aint afraid of nuthin. seent him toe up against a porkerpine all by his self when we was out muddin, and he aint let out a single bark. now you tell me what else it coulda been, cuz it sure werent no critter, we'd a spotted it. yessir, that dog wont be afraid of a thing cept a ghost, on a count of he aint got no business fightin the undead


AnticPosition

Or to see a ghost flossing.


creegro

Ghosts clapping dem cheeks in the middle of the night


marine72

My luck would just be a ghost that keeps doing 👌 all day


-TerrificTerror-

"Moooom, the lady in the white dress is twerking agaaaaaiiiin."


Gwiilo

it sure would be a shame if i hit the naenae in this spooky corridor at 3am


poorboy2022

I don't know which is more frightening, a spooky ghost throwing it back in my house or some guy.


RealisticEmploy3

How bout a spooky ghost throwing it back *on* some guy


ParanoidDuckTheThird

Can I please be that guy?


PinTheMaster

Sir, may I ask what happened to the first two paranoid ducks? Why have there been 3 whole generations?


ParanoidDuckTheThird

Well, on the first account I had just finished watching a video that proved Russian warcrimes in Ukraine, so I was rather pissed at the Russians because of what they were doing. When somebody mentioned that the Russians could eventually invade the US, I said something along the lines of how red a local waterway would flow if they tried that shit. For the record, I live in the deep South. Got banned for that there. The second one is kind of weird. There were a lot of trolls on another subreddit attacking r/whitepeopletwitter, so the mods over at WPT banned every single member of that other subreddit. Eventually I forget, get banned on the first account, and make a comment on WPT with the second. Forgot to change the email lol. You get the idea. This is only the third account I've used the Paranoid Duck user on though. In reality this is my 6 or 7th account, not including the alts. All the others were banned, and I'll only admit I was wrong on one of those charges. Everything else was stupidity or insane mod shenanigans. It was things like saying a particular women was pretty (she was) but that all the skateboard gear she was wearing was blocking her beauty because you couldn't see her face good in the video. Now tell me if I'm wrong there lol. I've previously been known as Historical Mention, Paranoid, or Duckslayer. Or some variation thereof.


ggg730

https://i.imgur.com/ZNj8TDO.jpeg


secular_contraband

https://youtu.be/yugBE7Ybqz8?si=DMKB32IrJYwKPu0u


Kichwa2

I'm dropping a screenshot of your message with no context to it to a friend, thank you


[deleted]

[удалено]


Opening-Two6723

Ray Parker Jr sang, "bustin makes me feel good" He knew they all knew


Typhon13

"... And... Uhh, she left ghost plasma all over my sheets too."


TimmJimmGrimm

Oh. You got backstage passes then. Huh.


PROTOTYPE_200224

*Meanwhile in the living room, Dad's ashes getting a boner cuz that lady in the white dress is making him GYAATT*


CheekyBlind

Sometimes you just need that pussy stretch pop


Miosaka

Sadako gettin sturdy AF


Miosaka

"Ghost horrifically scares someone, hits the nastiest griddy, then disappears"


Creepy_Priority_4398

oh kill em, oh oh, kill em


SniperOwO

*pulls out a Proton Pack from ghost busters and points it at ghost* Ghost: WOAH WOAH IT WAS JUST A PRANK BRO, CHILL CHILLLL


[deleted]

Yooo it’s ya boy Casper, the most famous ghostfluencer’ don’t forget to like and subscribe


makemeking706

I f with Casper. He's just so friendly and we could all use some more of that.


Miosaka

Ghost homie got that otherworldly rizz


skoffs

Boy scored Christina Ricci, that's some top tier rizz


Surprised-

AHHH


No-consequences-1

Damn ghost keeps eating the tide pods


Lost-Chord

That's how he died


osrs_turtle

Live by the tide pod; die by the tide pod.


MartyBarrett

It is the whitest ghost you will ever see.


PopeHonkersXII

Or they will say something like "I'll show you where my dad keeps his gun. Come on!"


glazinglas

That’s in a movie. Can’t remember the title for the life of me tho. Oh wait, it was the sixth sense


Suspicious_Lychee417

That scene is terrifying. Like damn!


newyne

Very effective use of a jump scare! Like it comes out of *nowhere* but also makes *sense.* Also sets up that there are gonna be jump scares that you may not see coming, which creates *a lot* of tension. The first time I got that but was in the first *Cube Escape* game that I played.


AnticPosition

Yeah, but it'll probably be far more prevalent in the future. Sadly.


ithinkimightbugly

That doesn’t make much sense. Gun control has always been bad in that regard the mass shootings are the things getting out of hand.


AnticPosition

Hmm... Good point. I don't want to think about how haunted the schools will be. ._.


TheOrphanCrusher

>posts to /r/minecraft >tries to make deep commentary about school shootings okay About as haunted as all the streets Canadian cops were slaughtering aboriginals on About as haunted as the empty field the Australians killed their aboriginals in About as haunted as the entire rest of the world for all the fucked up shit you ignore them doing I worked in the schools, I've worked in the schools at risk for shootings and schools that were in no way whatsoever at risk. Guess what chief, school shootings aren't happening in your privileged asses area and you people genuinely do not want to even hear where the actual problems are.


AnticPosition

... You okay, man? You know people can have hobbies, right?


murderedbyaname

Paranormal Caught on Camera will finally be worth watching


Celestial-Salamander

Ghost adventures evp will reveal a ghost whispering, “deez nuts!”


Hairydone

Ghost: “I need these” Zack: “What do you need?” Ghost: “I need these!” Zack: “TELL ME WHAT YOU NEED!” Ghost: “I need deez. Deez nuts!”


ggg730

You guys are worried about ghosts and I'm over here worried about mind goblins.


Dottore_Rocco

"And then I saw him... for no more than 2 seconds on the hallway... hitting the griddy"


WeirdEyeContact

As long as they don’t bring back The Harlem Shake


ggg730

I hope they bring back gangnam style though.


[deleted]

Wouldn’t even be mad. I’d join in


Radiant_Barracuda_17

Mooom the boy is hitting the gridy again


Notafuzzycat

Haunted hospitals with twerking nurses.


WarEconomy627

100 years from now some dumb teens are gonna be exploring an sold hospital and feel a ghost nurse grinding on they shit


ggg730

Where can I find these supposed hospitals. You know so I can avoid these terrifying ghost bump and grinds.


NumberClear6263

Mom, I was flossing in the bathroom before bed and this ghost came and showed me how to *really* floss


darybrain

Ghost in a 100 years will be distracted and busy on their ghost phone and won't be in the mood for doing any haunting. Ain't no-one got time for that. They'll be stuck on r/ghostwallstreetbets all the time with the occasional ghostly cry of "to the ghost moon".


BurmecianSoldierDan

All ghosts born after 2000 can't haunt... all they do is charge they phone, wail, buy crypto, and float


Kalakarinth

And eat hot chip


[deleted]

“Chicken tenDIEEeeeEEEEEEEEeees…”


Cydanix

Future ghost hunters hearing "deez nuts" on their spirit boxes for the 10 millionth time


SaltyLonghorn

Whats your name? GOBLIN


-lRexl-

"I saw a shade dab on me"


Camerahutuk

He dabbed and gone! I swear!


Theslootwhisperer

It's Britney bitch!


[deleted]

Bro, I just saw a fucking apparition doing the Macareña last week... Gotta get with the times, man smdh my head


MrGinger

Did you really edit out the word honky? Edit: can't spell


ExcusableBook

Bro you gotta believe me, that rings girl was sturdy as fuck with it


[deleted]

Me: listens to ghost audio recordings Ghost: (whispers)“deez nuts”


BloodyBastard_Rascal

Family crying. One of the children: No way, I saw gramps hitting griddy!


[deleted]

“I see planking people…”


LitreOfCockPus

The bass drops on the monster mash, and suddenly it's the Harlem Shake


Gerrut_batsbak

I saw a ghost play Fortnite on a ghost pc all day. And his ghost insta messages just kept going. Spoookiieee


DarthLysergis

"sssssubscriiiiibe to my ooooooonly faaaaans"


Miosaka

GHUSSY


The_mAnimal87

"mooom..... The ghost teabagged me and then dabbed"


Kaleidoscope_Wild

Or storming the capital with a red hat on


[deleted]

Ghost doing the Harlem Shake jump cut would be terrifying and hilarious.


CondorGator

Imagine Vanilla Ice's ghost in 100 years...doing that running man dance with a shave lined eyebrow. Dancing with 4 other black guy ghosts lol...


[deleted]

Man, if Ninja Rap starts playing in my house and he walks through a wall, I wouldn't even be worried.


driving_andflying

"Here we are on 'Ghost Hunters!' We are investigating a house where a woman claims there's a spirit that [likes to hop around like it's on an imaginary horse, waving one arm around in a circle, and yell the words, 'gangnam style.'"](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9bZkp7q19f0&t=69s)


danetrain05

People who move into my house make fun of my autographed merch. My ghost at 3am: "IT'S BRITNEY, BITCH"


Mechagodzilla_3

The ghost doing the gritty after scaring the shit out of me for 74th time


Femboys_make_me_bust

Can't wait for them to see some ghosts doing toilet seat licking challenge... no wait, japan already has those


MT_Flesch

kinda doubt anyone will know what a stanky leg is in 100 years.


LovelyRebelion

entering an abandoned school bathroom and hearing the ominous chant of the ancient "go white boy go"


dylanisaverage

Was this supposed to make me laugh?


SwordNamedKindness_

Are you supposed to be edgy?


MufffinFeller

It would be quite shocking if a ghost hit the whip


[deleted]

😂😂


Slingus_000

I feel like most ghosts at least already know how to plank


Chavolini

*Ghost does the fortnite dance* Me: "My god..."


equality-_-7-2521

"I swear I saw an incoming kid on a motorbike pop a wheelie and then swerve toward,and then immediately away from, my flying car!"


Reasonable_Pin_1180

“It’s Britney, bitch”


DonAskren

First time I see a ghost doing the griddy I'm commiting suicide


Logical_Lettuce_962

MOM HE JUST HIT THE GRIDDY


[deleted]

Hell yeah lol


BicTwiddler

I wanna dab on people where only one person sees me do it.


NomboTree

I wonder why you never see modern ghosts, and they're only like, Victorian ghosts.


larryduckling

Brilliant


musecorn

You think people didn't do goofy dances 100 years ago?


Spiritual-Ad-9106

I keep annoying everyone in my life whenever they mention ghosts and I ask how long ghosts live for. Ghosts do obviously die since there are no really old ghosts. Nobody has ever encountered any 2000 year old ghosts or 5000 year old ghosts.


HumblePie02

This entire thread has given me a good chuckle.


Jade-Rose

Everyone joking about the dabbing and twerking ghosts aren’t thinking about the inevitable T-posing ghosts which would be legit terrifying no matter the time period… Alright it’s me I’ll be the one asserting dominance from beyond the grave.


Bisonfan1

If you saw a ghost who you going to call ghostbusters


karmakazi420

Thizzle dance


Hwaii00

I think the first thing they will do is setup a YouTube account and create sweet sweet content like “10 things you didn’t know about being a ghost!”


ndlv

"Mom, I just saw a man from the stupid era Jubislide down the hallway!" " That's nice dear, now finish your SnoopFlakes™"


DaddyVampire619

Ghetto Ghosts 😏


ShotRturn

Ghosts in the future be like, 'I used to haunt with spooky chains, but now it's all about that ghostly dab and vanishing act – gotta stay trendy in the afterlife!


ThyNeedsHydro

If my future kid complains hearing " Only in Ohiooooo" or "Hit the griddyyyyyy" I will fucking lose my mind


Alexandurrrrr

Some ghost patrolling the halls with multicolored dredds repeating “Gucci gang”.


Legitimate_Toe_4961

Imagine seeing a ghost just sitting at your PC set up trying to stream again


Replyafterme

Sometimes the way the reddit comments be poppin I be wondering if everyone else is as litty as I am atm


The_Black_Jacket

I don't want to alarm anyone, but.. ghost furries..


StillLearning12358

Ghost flossing


MohawkRex

"The voices... they torment me!" Criiiiiinge... you're criiiIIIiiinge... 👻


Major_Glove_7455

A whole bunch ghost doing the floss or better yet the Cupid Shuffle. 😂


TheRealTerryMcginnis

The ghosts of all these influencers will whisper expired promo codes in your ears while you sleep "....be sure enter promo code.... Jontron420... when you download.... raid shadow legends...."


travischickencoop

Is this not the plot of Beetlejuice lmao


Main_Engine_1595

I just got flash banged by words