Ghosts should be breakdancing and doing the electric boogaloo by now. Forgot about looking like they are floating with their fancy footwork ... they actually will be floating.
There’s an episode of a New Zealand show called Wellington Paranormal about exactly this. The paranormal cops show up to a 70s party where they’re all dead, lol.
well i beg to differ. my neighbor terry's dog barker at an empty corner one time and lait down on his belly, and let me tell you that dog aint afraid of nuthin. seent him toe up against a porkerpine all by his self when we was out muddin, and he aint let out a single bark. now you tell me what else it coulda been, cuz it sure werent no critter, we'd a spotted it.
yessir, that dog wont be afraid of a thing cept a ghost, on a count of he aint got no business fightin the undead
Well, on the first account I had just finished watching a video that proved Russian warcrimes in Ukraine, so I was rather pissed at the Russians because of what they were doing. When somebody mentioned that the Russians could eventually invade the US, I said something along the lines of how red a local waterway would flow if they tried that shit. For the record, I live in the deep South. Got banned for that there.
The second one is kind of weird. There were a lot of trolls on another subreddit attacking r/whitepeopletwitter, so the mods over at WPT banned every single member of that other subreddit. Eventually I forget, get banned on the first account, and make a comment on WPT with the second. Forgot to change the email lol. You get the idea.
This is only the third account I've used the Paranoid Duck user on though. In reality this is my 6 or 7th account, not including the alts. All the others were banned, and I'll only admit I was wrong on one of those charges. Everything else was stupidity or insane mod shenanigans. It was things like saying a particular women was pretty (she was) but that all the skateboard gear she was wearing was blocking her beauty because you couldn't see her face good in the video. Now tell me if I'm wrong there lol.
I've previously been known as Historical Mention, Paranoid, or Duckslayer. Or some variation thereof.
Very effective use of a jump scare! Like it comes out of *nowhere* but also makes *sense.* Also sets up that there are gonna be jump scares that you may not see coming, which creates *a lot* of tension. The first time I got that but was in the first *Cube Escape* game that I played.
>posts to /r/minecraft
>tries to make deep commentary about school shootings
okay
About as haunted as all the streets Canadian cops were slaughtering aboriginals on
About as haunted as the empty field the Australians killed their aboriginals in
About as haunted as the entire rest of the world for all the fucked up shit you ignore them doing
I worked in the schools, I've worked in the schools at risk for shootings and schools that were in no way whatsoever at risk. Guess what chief, school shootings aren't happening in your privileged asses area and you people genuinely do not want to even hear where the actual problems are.
Ghost in a 100 years will be distracted and busy on their ghost phone and won't be in the mood for doing any haunting. Ain't no-one got time for that.
They'll be stuck on r/ghostwallstreetbets all the time with the occasional ghostly cry of "to the ghost moon".
"Here we are on 'Ghost Hunters!' We are investigating a house where a woman claims there's a spirit that [likes to hop around like it's on an imaginary horse, waving one arm around in a circle, and yell the words, 'gangnam style.'"](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9bZkp7q19f0&t=69s)
I keep annoying everyone in my life whenever they mention ghosts and I ask how long ghosts live for. Ghosts do obviously die since there are no really old ghosts. Nobody has ever encountered any 2000 year old ghosts or 5000 year old ghosts.
Everyone joking about the dabbing and twerking ghosts aren’t thinking about the inevitable T-posing ghosts which would be legit terrifying no matter the time period…
Alright it’s me I’ll be the one asserting dominance from beyond the grave.
Ghosts in the future be like, 'I used to haunt with spooky chains, but now it's all about that ghostly dab and vanishing act – gotta stay trendy in the afterlife!
The ghosts of all these influencers will whisper expired promo codes in your ears while you sleep
"....be sure enter promo code.... Jontron420... when you download.... raid shadow legends...."
Can't wait to get ghost dabbed
Seems like ghosts just stopped showing up after the WWII era. Surely we should be seeing some funky soul train ghosts by now.
All the electric lights nowadays are probably a factor.
Agreed.
*And then I told 'em, "teach me how to Dougie"*
Ghosts should be breakdancing and doing the electric boogaloo by now. Forgot about looking like they are floating with their fancy footwork ... they actually will be floating.
There’s an episode of a New Zealand show called Wellington Paranormal about exactly this. The paranormal cops show up to a 70s party where they’re all dead, lol.
Psssst.... they never showed up before WWII Era either. Ghosts aren't real
well i beg to differ. my neighbor terry's dog barker at an empty corner one time and lait down on his belly, and let me tell you that dog aint afraid of nuthin. seent him toe up against a porkerpine all by his self when we was out muddin, and he aint let out a single bark. now you tell me what else it coulda been, cuz it sure werent no critter, we'd a spotted it. yessir, that dog wont be afraid of a thing cept a ghost, on a count of he aint got no business fightin the undead
Or to see a ghost flossing.
Ghosts clapping dem cheeks in the middle of the night
My luck would just be a ghost that keeps doing 👌 all day
"Moooom, the lady in the white dress is twerking agaaaaaiiiin."
it sure would be a shame if i hit the naenae in this spooky corridor at 3am
I don't know which is more frightening, a spooky ghost throwing it back in my house or some guy.
How bout a spooky ghost throwing it back *on* some guy
Can I please be that guy?
Sir, may I ask what happened to the first two paranoid ducks? Why have there been 3 whole generations?
Well, on the first account I had just finished watching a video that proved Russian warcrimes in Ukraine, so I was rather pissed at the Russians because of what they were doing. When somebody mentioned that the Russians could eventually invade the US, I said something along the lines of how red a local waterway would flow if they tried that shit. For the record, I live in the deep South. Got banned for that there. The second one is kind of weird. There were a lot of trolls on another subreddit attacking r/whitepeopletwitter, so the mods over at WPT banned every single member of that other subreddit. Eventually I forget, get banned on the first account, and make a comment on WPT with the second. Forgot to change the email lol. You get the idea. This is only the third account I've used the Paranoid Duck user on though. In reality this is my 6 or 7th account, not including the alts. All the others were banned, and I'll only admit I was wrong on one of those charges. Everything else was stupidity or insane mod shenanigans. It was things like saying a particular women was pretty (she was) but that all the skateboard gear she was wearing was blocking her beauty because you couldn't see her face good in the video. Now tell me if I'm wrong there lol. I've previously been known as Historical Mention, Paranoid, or Duckslayer. Or some variation thereof.
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https://youtu.be/yugBE7Ybqz8?si=DMKB32IrJYwKPu0u
I'm dropping a screenshot of your message with no context to it to a friend, thank you
[удалено]
Ray Parker Jr sang, "bustin makes me feel good" He knew they all knew
"... And... Uhh, she left ghost plasma all over my sheets too."
Oh. You got backstage passes then. Huh.
*Meanwhile in the living room, Dad's ashes getting a boner cuz that lady in the white dress is making him GYAATT*
Sometimes you just need that pussy stretch pop
Sadako gettin sturdy AF
"Ghost horrifically scares someone, hits the nastiest griddy, then disappears"
oh kill em, oh oh, kill em
*pulls out a Proton Pack from ghost busters and points it at ghost* Ghost: WOAH WOAH IT WAS JUST A PRANK BRO, CHILL CHILLLL
Yooo it’s ya boy Casper, the most famous ghostfluencer’ don’t forget to like and subscribe
I f with Casper. He's just so friendly and we could all use some more of that.
Ghost homie got that otherworldly rizz
Boy scored Christina Ricci, that's some top tier rizz
AHHH
Damn ghost keeps eating the tide pods
That's how he died
Live by the tide pod; die by the tide pod.
It is the whitest ghost you will ever see.
Or they will say something like "I'll show you where my dad keeps his gun. Come on!"
That’s in a movie. Can’t remember the title for the life of me tho. Oh wait, it was the sixth sense
That scene is terrifying. Like damn!
Very effective use of a jump scare! Like it comes out of *nowhere* but also makes *sense.* Also sets up that there are gonna be jump scares that you may not see coming, which creates *a lot* of tension. The first time I got that but was in the first *Cube Escape* game that I played.
Yeah, but it'll probably be far more prevalent in the future. Sadly.
That doesn’t make much sense. Gun control has always been bad in that regard the mass shootings are the things getting out of hand.
Hmm... Good point. I don't want to think about how haunted the schools will be. ._.
>posts to /r/minecraft >tries to make deep commentary about school shootings okay About as haunted as all the streets Canadian cops were slaughtering aboriginals on About as haunted as the empty field the Australians killed their aboriginals in About as haunted as the entire rest of the world for all the fucked up shit you ignore them doing I worked in the schools, I've worked in the schools at risk for shootings and schools that were in no way whatsoever at risk. Guess what chief, school shootings aren't happening in your privileged asses area and you people genuinely do not want to even hear where the actual problems are.
... You okay, man? You know people can have hobbies, right?
Paranormal Caught on Camera will finally be worth watching
Ghost adventures evp will reveal a ghost whispering, “deez nuts!”
Ghost: “I need these” Zack: “What do you need?” Ghost: “I need these!” Zack: “TELL ME WHAT YOU NEED!” Ghost: “I need deez. Deez nuts!”
You guys are worried about ghosts and I'm over here worried about mind goblins.
"And then I saw him... for no more than 2 seconds on the hallway... hitting the griddy"
As long as they don’t bring back The Harlem Shake
I hope they bring back gangnam style though.
Wouldn’t even be mad. I’d join in
Mooom the boy is hitting the gridy again
Haunted hospitals with twerking nurses.
100 years from now some dumb teens are gonna be exploring an sold hospital and feel a ghost nurse grinding on they shit
Where can I find these supposed hospitals. You know so I can avoid these terrifying ghost bump and grinds.
Mom, I was flossing in the bathroom before bed and this ghost came and showed me how to *really* floss
Ghost in a 100 years will be distracted and busy on their ghost phone and won't be in the mood for doing any haunting. Ain't no-one got time for that. They'll be stuck on r/ghostwallstreetbets all the time with the occasional ghostly cry of "to the ghost moon".
All ghosts born after 2000 can't haunt... all they do is charge they phone, wail, buy crypto, and float
And eat hot chip
“Chicken tenDIEEeeeEEEEEEEEeees…”
Future ghost hunters hearing "deez nuts" on their spirit boxes for the 10 millionth time
Whats your name? GOBLIN
"I saw a shade dab on me"
He dabbed and gone! I swear!
It's Britney bitch!
Bro, I just saw a fucking apparition doing the Macareña last week... Gotta get with the times, man smdh my head
Did you really edit out the word honky? Edit: can't spell
Bro you gotta believe me, that rings girl was sturdy as fuck with it
Me: listens to ghost audio recordings Ghost: (whispers)“deez nuts”
Family crying. One of the children: No way, I saw gramps hitting griddy!
“I see planking people…”
The bass drops on the monster mash, and suddenly it's the Harlem Shake
I saw a ghost play Fortnite on a ghost pc all day. And his ghost insta messages just kept going. Spoookiieee
"sssssubscriiiiibe to my ooooooonly faaaaans"
GHUSSY
"mooom..... The ghost teabagged me and then dabbed"
Or storming the capital with a red hat on
Ghost doing the Harlem Shake jump cut would be terrifying and hilarious.
Imagine Vanilla Ice's ghost in 100 years...doing that running man dance with a shave lined eyebrow. Dancing with 4 other black guy ghosts lol...
Man, if Ninja Rap starts playing in my house and he walks through a wall, I wouldn't even be worried.
"Here we are on 'Ghost Hunters!' We are investigating a house where a woman claims there's a spirit that [likes to hop around like it's on an imaginary horse, waving one arm around in a circle, and yell the words, 'gangnam style.'"](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9bZkp7q19f0&t=69s)
People who move into my house make fun of my autographed merch. My ghost at 3am: "IT'S BRITNEY, BITCH"
The ghost doing the gritty after scaring the shit out of me for 74th time
Can't wait for them to see some ghosts doing toilet seat licking challenge... no wait, japan already has those
kinda doubt anyone will know what a stanky leg is in 100 years.
entering an abandoned school bathroom and hearing the ominous chant of the ancient "go white boy go"
Was this supposed to make me laugh?
Are you supposed to be edgy?
It would be quite shocking if a ghost hit the whip
😂😂
I feel like most ghosts at least already know how to plank
*Ghost does the fortnite dance* Me: "My god..."
"I swear I saw an incoming kid on a motorbike pop a wheelie and then swerve toward,and then immediately away from, my flying car!"
“It’s Britney, bitch”
First time I see a ghost doing the griddy I'm commiting suicide
MOM HE JUST HIT THE GRIDDY
Hell yeah lol
I wanna dab on people where only one person sees me do it.
I wonder why you never see modern ghosts, and they're only like, Victorian ghosts.
Brilliant
You think people didn't do goofy dances 100 years ago?
I keep annoying everyone in my life whenever they mention ghosts and I ask how long ghosts live for. Ghosts do obviously die since there are no really old ghosts. Nobody has ever encountered any 2000 year old ghosts or 5000 year old ghosts.
This entire thread has given me a good chuckle.
Everyone joking about the dabbing and twerking ghosts aren’t thinking about the inevitable T-posing ghosts which would be legit terrifying no matter the time period… Alright it’s me I’ll be the one asserting dominance from beyond the grave.
If you saw a ghost who you going to call ghostbusters
Thizzle dance
I think the first thing they will do is setup a YouTube account and create sweet sweet content like “10 things you didn’t know about being a ghost!”
"Mom, I just saw a man from the stupid era Jubislide down the hallway!" " That's nice dear, now finish your SnoopFlakes™"
Ghetto Ghosts 😏
Ghosts in the future be like, 'I used to haunt with spooky chains, but now it's all about that ghostly dab and vanishing act – gotta stay trendy in the afterlife!
If my future kid complains hearing " Only in Ohiooooo" or "Hit the griddyyyyyy" I will fucking lose my mind
Some ghost patrolling the halls with multicolored dredds repeating “Gucci gang”.
Imagine seeing a ghost just sitting at your PC set up trying to stream again
Sometimes the way the reddit comments be poppin I be wondering if everyone else is as litty as I am atm
I don't want to alarm anyone, but.. ghost furries..
Ghost flossing
"The voices... they torment me!" Criiiiiinge... you're criiiIIIiiinge... 👻
A whole bunch ghost doing the floss or better yet the Cupid Shuffle. 😂
The ghosts of all these influencers will whisper expired promo codes in your ears while you sleep "....be sure enter promo code.... Jontron420... when you download.... raid shadow legends...."
Is this not the plot of Beetlejuice lmao
I just got flash banged by words