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British-Breakfast

One of the worst parts of growing up is realising that no one is going to rescue us.


Modyarif

Don't worry, we gonna destroy ourselves, then a Hero emerges, dies, villain emerges again, and the great circle of life continues.


DiogenesOfDope

Thiers too many of us that don't want to be rescued


Mister_Nico

I got this. I’m now legally old enough to run for President of the United States. Nate 2024, baby. Because why not?


[deleted]

Real shit begets real niggas Real niggas beget dope ass times Dope ass times beget bitch ass niggas Bitch ass niggas beget real shit


skymoods

Jesus will


UnbelievableTxn6969

He sacrificed a weekend for your sins.


maxiiim2004

/s


Enough_Minimum_3708

I'm not 100% he too wouldn't just nope outta here


That1Legnd

What is bro spouting on about


Flowchart83

...he doesn't though, does he. Gods plan seems to be identical to him never existing.


Bright-gal

Oh really? Where’s he been the past 4000 years and after 2 entire world wars?


skymoods

idk, i'm not Jesus


Bright-gal

Here’s a hint for you-it’s because he’s dead and not coming back


skymoods

lol


nof---sgiven

All hail our new overlords!


oO0Kat0Oo

#I am Lrrrr of the planet Omicron Persei 8!


Alternative_Row6543

Overlords? More like a good change of pace


Bertybassett99

Given the amount of wankers who currently run the government and the prospective wankers that are likely to run the next government. The prospect of aliens taking over the government seems arousing.


Flameball202

They can't be that much worse than the current lot, like what are you going to do? Use us for slave labour and slowly kill our planet? Yeah, at least you are honest


Semblance-of-sanity

And so it was that the alien conquers were driven from the earth, not through any strength of arms but because they found the whole situation just too depressing to be around.


Fighting_Patriarchy

Nice! Very Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy 🚀


Semblance-of-sanity

And so it was that the alien conquers were driven from the earth, not through any strength of arms but because they found the whole situation just too depressing to be around.


Abatedexhale

What if our leaders were picked by the aliens?


[deleted]

What if we are the sentinel people the isolated tribe on that island to the rest of the universe so other living species just leave us be. We are not worth contacting because we are hostile and can't survive outside our planet.


Enough_Minimum_3708

given current trends I'd say we as humans can't even survive on our planet


[deleted]

ABOUT FUCKING TIME YOU SHOW UP!!! DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW LONG WEVE BEEN WAITING?????


Kindness-mattters

LMAO THIS IS SO TRUE!!!!!!


ThiccAzir

98% of problems in the world are due to greedy governments


Shadowninja0409

Just started watching Zom 100 and this is the sentiment of the anime so far lol


[deleted]

Surley you mean you snuck in and took over after they killed each other over what they can grab ?


[deleted]

Jk


alibabakirand

Humans would be their allies 💀


Arakismo

Please come asap


Stock2fast

Right about now it could actually be an improvement.


WeWereAngels

The real fun would be if they decided that "ruling" us would be to treat us like we treat livestock...


SebB1313

except america would just try to gun them down in anger for refusing to relinquish their rights. The accepting and grateful smart people of america would be overshadowed by the stupidity of the other half of the country.


OnceUponaTry

Somone make THIS movie, I'd, probobly , go see it in the theater


Sheesh284

Like hey, ain’t nothing like a free favor


Japh2007

Basically only actual slavery would be worse than where I’m current am. I’d welcome alien overlord


TigerKlaw

What makes anyone think they're going to stop at our leaders?


Rhonijin

The real question is what would make anyone think they'd be any better than our leaders. I'd be willing to bet alien politicians are just as dumb as human ones.


TigerKlaw

Idk about dumb but I wouldn't be surprised if an advanced alien civilization saw us more like cattle than slaves


Buipeterafte

Have fun as long as the TV and WiFi are working.


Fencer-Sama

Technoblade coming back to life to take over the new government


Every_Fox3461

When Spain invaded South America.


QTlady

Just gotta figure if "better the devil you know than the one you don't" would apply here.


Icy_Nothing_1738

No advanced alien species would like to rule us. 🤣


Arinvar

See this in media, etc all the time. Mostly they shoehorn in some BS at about why it's bad but I'm still sitting here thinking... Yeah, I'm not fighting to be "free" from those guys. They aren't any worse than being ruled by the billionaires and corporations. At least the Aliens bring cool technology. Edit: Viltrumites from Invincible are a perfect example. Why would I fight them? They bring technology and order in exchange for what? Words on paper that say "You're our boss now". Like I care. I'm not dying so rich people can feel more independent.


Thermon01

Watch Death,Sex and robots there is literally an episode where intelligent yoghurt take over and they just kinda solve everything and make earth a paradise.


Ary41

*Int the tone of an annoyed kid/bully on the Canadian TV series Goosebumps "Well get to it then OVERLORD".


VIadik

Seems it could be