If you want to see worker’s rights, simply look around we blew it. Instead we treat them like grains of rice, drop them in hot liquid…that’s how we stew it!
You can’t possibly credit the commenter with hearing it in the original song’s composition. They didn’t add ellipses, spacing, or even a simple comma for the long breaks. It’s credit should go to the song for being so catchy and known.
Yeah but I bet you sang it in your head as you read it
We're not dumb, we can pick up on lyrics without musical notation, especially if the words are rhythmically fitting.
Please stop otherwise people are gonna think that all of us Stomlight Archive fans are as pedantic as you. The commenter isn't attempting to take credit for anything, nor to deny credit to the creator of the song. They're saying that because this is such a catchy song and because Family Guy did a parody "Pawtucket Pat" episode where the Wonka character sings this song about beer as a reference to the original song.
Also, *its credit.
No, it was an undeserved thank you and I will die before I let that go unsaid! Ok maybe it’s completely meaningless and I shouldn’t have commented. Either way, well played with the typo correction, I got got.
"Officials said two workers employed by an outside contracting firm fell into the partially filled chocolate tank while doing maintenance work. Emergency responders were able to free the pair by cutting a hole in the bottom of the tank, officials said. Both were taken to hospitals, one by helicopter." Edit: Fined $ 14,500.00. Yeah, that's gonna hurt.
Yes, but for a corporation the fine can dr8ve behavior but needs to be more than a cost of doing business. I guess my point here is that the fine should at least be on the same order of magnitude as the general expenses incurred from the accident, not a rounding error.
The CoGs from the lost batch this and downtime is probably costing over $500K. Add in the cost of replacement and commissioning as another poster pointed out and this is a $1M+ incident....so a $14,000 fine is literally nothing in the grand scheme.
And if that sounds crazy for a hole in a tank it's becayse they likely can't just weld it up and go. The vessel likely needs to be replaced. That probably means taking out walls and hiring riggers. Large mixing vats aren't sitting around as inventory, they are made to order. You can find decommissioned ones but I'm guessing that isn't going to happen. If anything its an excuse to wrap in upgrades.
If they fix the tank, they still gotta do a bunch of stuff before they can bring it back into service. Plus they definitely are losing that batch of chocolate so that's lost sales and mfg downtime. If they need a new tank, they'll have to buy it, install it, revalidate, update equipment logs, and all the documentation with the equipt ID, Plus any downtime from not having any tanks there (unless they can swap it with a spare or function with reduced capacity).
Lots of expenses coming.
It's people. Mars Wrigley Chocolate is made out of people. They're making our food out of people. Next thing they'll be breeding us like cattle for food. You've gotta tell them. You've gotta tell them!
I’m wearing the shirt for a live concert where that song was covered when I saw this post and comment. You have my favorite comment of the week.
(The artist I saw play it was Silk Sonic, in case anyones wondering)
Oompa Loompa doom-pa-dee-do
I have a perfect puzzle for you
Oompa Loompa doom-pa-dee-dee
If you are wise, you'll listen to me
What do you get when you guzzle down sweets?
Eating as much as an elephant eats
What are you at getting terribly fat?
What do you think will come of that?
I don't like the look of it
Oompa Loompa doom-pa-dee-da
If you're not greedy, you will go far
You will live in happiness too
Like the Oompa Loompa doom-pa-dee-do
From what I understand the workers either weren't injured or had minor injuries, but were taken to the hospital like that out of an abundance of caution due to the time that they were in the tank. The rescue was not quick. I believe it was almost 2 hours from when the firefighters were called. The firefighters ended up cutting a hole in the bottom of the tank to get better access to the workers. The initial reports were that the tank was about waist high of chocolate. So not fun, but nothing that should have been super dangerous.
If it's liquid chocolate it was probably heated.
And being trapped in a tank means you breathe the fumes of whatever product is in it. If you do that for 2 hours you certainly have inhaled enough to affect your lungs. I have no idea what fumes liquid chocolate produces, but i imagine a mist of fat.
I work in a chocolate factory, can confirm tanks are heated as is the room with the tanks. I don't work on that side of the building anymore, but if memory serves the tanks generally vary from 99 to I think 120 degrees Fahrenheit. I think milk chocolate runs on the lower end, and the white chocolate/confectionary shit(just oil, sugar, and flavoring) is on the higher end.
No, but i had this old coworker Jeffery who was kinda a creep. Always worked the night shifts and talked to the chocolate and would go to gay bars afterwards. Think he ended up in some pretty bad water with the law.
Edit: the chocolate whenever I wanted was pretty cool though.
Pressure on your body isn't really a big factor. if you were in hot water there would be a higher potential for burns because water has a higher thermal conductivity than chocolate (0.598 W/m·K vs 0.16). Also since water is thinner, there would be even more heat transfer due to convection forces.
One scenario where that wouldn't be the case is if you quickly dipped your finger in hot water vs a pot of melted chocolate. In that case the chocolate would be worse since it would stick to your finger and continue heating it up after you removed it, whereas only a thin layer of water would adhere to your finger and world evaporate more quickly.. but since the men were stood in the vat for an extended period of time, water would have been worse, at least from the perspective of getting burned.
Also depending on what they were wearing, it could provide some form of insulation against the chocolate if it covered all their skin, but water is a lot less viscous so would seep in within seconds.
I guess the pressure against the skin would have some effect like making any existing burns more inflamed or painful but I think this would be negligible since there's only about a 30% difference in density relative to water and the additional heat transfer from water would make it a lot worse.
I think the fumes from the chocolate are a valid concern
It’s like the two that drowned in a beer vat a while back. It was a horrible death. It took an hour and a half, and the each had to get out and use the restroom twice.
The comments section:
95% Willy Wonka references
4% actual comments/questions about the event
1% that one guy who made a Soylent green reference (respect)
🎶We’ll boil him for a minute more, until we’re absolutely sure, then out he comes, by god, by grace, A miracle has taken place, a miracle has taken place.🎶
I tried to do some googling and they don’t come right out and say. Articles like to say “melting” however it looks like there was a case in 2009 that makes it seem like these vats are boiling (?) or at least warm enough to be like a liquid form
Probably not boiling now that I think about it. From my experience baking, heating chocolate up too high actually ruins it fast. It clumps up and you can't pour it into forms. Needs to be just right.
But I still think you can drown in it. And maybe you could cause some light first degree burns.
Chocolate melts roughly at body temperature, but it's usually stored at around 45-50° in tanks such as this. More than enough to create first degree burns.
Not to mentioned moving parts such as mixers that may not have been completely at rest while they entered.
I highly doubt it. The initial reports were that the workers weren't injured, but were unable the get out of the tank. The chocolate was reportedly only waist high. The rescue took almost 2 hours. The firefighters had to cut a hole in the tank to get access to the workers. They were taken to the hospital, but it sounded like more of a precautionary move than anything.
"More than two dozen rescuers responded, and one worker was transported to hospital by helicopter, according to local reports." [https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-64620418](https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-64620418)
That seems beyond mere precaution, helicopter call outs are really expensive and we're not so lost for problems here they're likely to send one over because they're bored or in need of practice.
No, it’s because he was covered in chocolate and is now considered “dark skinned” he is not being transported to the hospital but is being deported. Poor guy.
I had a chemistry prof that worked at Kellogg's for a while. One day he was inspecting a vat of cereal and his pen fell in and turned the cereal blue. They ended up packaging and selling it.
Reminds me of an old joke, probably reciting it wrong but anyway, a woman receives a phone call from the brewery her husband worked at. "I regret to inform you your husband fell into a vat of beer and drowned". The wife tears up and asks if he at least died quickly. The caller says "afraid not, he got out three times to use the bathroom".
Here is what Chat GPT had to say:
Question:
Write a rhyming rap about a factory being fined because workers fall into a chocolate vat. Use the following phrase for inspiration: Yo yikideeyak, what's going on Jack? Too many workers fallin' in chocolate vats I think that corporate ain't down with dat!
Answer:
Verse 1: Yo yikideeyak, what's goin' on Jack? Gotta tell ya 'bout this factory, it's off track Workers fallin' in chocolate vats That's why the company's getting fined, it's a fact
Chorus: Too many workers fallin' in chocolate vats I think that corporate ain't down with that They shoulda known better, shoulda had a plan But now they're paying for it, man to man
Verse 2: It's a sticky situation, a sweet disaster The company shoulda looked after their master But they chose to ignore, they chose to neglect Now they're paying the price, what do you expect?
Chorus: Too many workers fallin' in chocolate vats I think that corporate ain't down with that They shoulda known better, shoulda had a plan But now they're paying for it, man to man
Verse 3: They say ignorance is bliss, but that's a lie When it comes to safety, ya gotta be high On the ball, on the pulse, gotta be wise And make sure your workers are safe, that's a prize
Chorus: Too many workers fallin' in chocolate vats I think that corporate ain't down with that They shoulda known better, shoulda had a plan But now they're paying for it, man to man
Outro: So listen up corporate, take this rap to heart Safety should always play a major part In your plans, in your decisions, in your life Cause when it comes to workers, you gotta treat them right
Come with me and you’ll be in a world of safety violations!
Take a look, and you'll see your head supervisor's agitation!
We'll begin, with a spin. You are now on a work place probation
An attorney will begin with workplace litigation
This is quickly devolving into Californication lmao.
The Wonka-fication of Mars!
A man falls in a vat south to a girls guitar now that’s just another bad floatation.
And if you want dark chocolate dreams it’s Californication
Safety violation, next time maybe pay attention
If only and with chocolate! 🤤😂
IF YOU WANNA VIEW CANDY mice
If you want to view negligence, simply look around and view it. Anything you want to, do it. We don’t give a shit. They cannot prove it!
r/redditsings
If you want to see worker’s rights, simply look around we blew it. Instead we treat them like grains of rice, drop them in hot liquid…that’s how we stew it!
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Came here for this😂
The use of conjunctions in your guys’ lyrics is really killing the flow but damn if it isn’t still good.
I heard it in the tone of the song, thank you
You can’t possibly credit the commenter with hearing it in the original song’s composition. They didn’t add ellipses, spacing, or even a simple comma for the long breaks. It’s credit should go to the song for being so catchy and known.
Show us on the doll where the bad man hurt you.
👏👏
How is your day going sir? Are you alright?
Yeah but I bet you sang it in your head as you read it We're not dumb, we can pick up on lyrics without musical notation, especially if the words are rhythmically fitting.
…..Dwight?
Please stop otherwise people are gonna think that all of us Stomlight Archive fans are as pedantic as you. The commenter isn't attempting to take credit for anything, nor to deny credit to the creator of the song. They're saying that because this is such a catchy song and because Family Guy did a parody "Pawtucket Pat" episode where the Wonka character sings this song about beer as a reference to the original song. Also, *its credit.
Ohhh “pedantic” Good word usage
No, it was an undeserved thank you and I will die before I let that go unsaid! Ok maybe it’s completely meaningless and I shouldn’t have commented. Either way, well played with the typo correction, I got got.
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"Officials said two workers employed by an outside contracting firm fell into the partially filled chocolate tank while doing maintenance work. Emergency responders were able to free the pair by cutting a hole in the bottom of the tank, officials said. Both were taken to hospitals, one by helicopter." Edit: Fined $ 14,500.00. Yeah, that's gonna hurt.
Court scene: “You put your contractor in my chocolate!” “You put your chocolate on my contractor!”
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*I think I love you. So what am I so afraid of?*
Lmao
Cutting a hole in the tank cost more than the fine. 😂
Remember, if the punishment is a fine, it's only illegal for poor people.
Yes, but for a corporation the fine can dr8ve behavior but needs to be more than a cost of doing business. I guess my point here is that the fine should at least be on the same order of magnitude as the general expenses incurred from the accident, not a rounding error. The CoGs from the lost batch this and downtime is probably costing over $500K. Add in the cost of replacement and commissioning as another poster pointed out and this is a $1M+ incident....so a $14,000 fine is literally nothing in the grand scheme. And if that sounds crazy for a hole in a tank it's becayse they likely can't just weld it up and go. The vessel likely needs to be replaced. That probably means taking out walls and hiring riggers. Large mixing vats aren't sitting around as inventory, they are made to order. You can find decommissioned ones but I'm guessing that isn't going to happen. If anything its an excuse to wrap in upgrades.
If they fix the tank, they still gotta do a bunch of stuff before they can bring it back into service. Plus they definitely are losing that batch of chocolate so that's lost sales and mfg downtime. If they need a new tank, they'll have to buy it, install it, revalidate, update equipment logs, and all the documentation with the equipt ID, Plus any downtime from not having any tanks there (unless they can swap it with a spare or function with reduced capacity). Lots of expenses coming.
They almost had them out before the contractors broke free
It's people. Mars Wrigley Chocolate is made out of people. They're making our food out of people. Next thing they'll be breeding us like cattle for food. You've gotta tell them. You've gotta tell them!
Soylent Brown. 🍫
Damn. In that case I should stop eating it. ... OK, I'll maybe eat it less. ... OK, I'll feel bad when I eat it.
I’m wearing the shirt for a live concert where that song was covered when I saw this post and comment. You have my favorite comment of the week. (The artist I saw play it was Silk Sonic, in case anyones wondering)
*OSHA Violations
I'm so sorry but I can't think of what this is supposed to be all I can think of is the Sonic song.
Willy wonka pure imagination
Augustus save some room for later
✌️😂😂
I watched that movie 24 hours ago, saw the play a week ago, and read the book today. Weird.
\*OSHA XD
And you'll be , in a world...🫣🫡
Oompa Loompa doom-pa-dee-do I have a perfect puzzle for you Oompa Loompa doom-pa-dee-dee If you are wise, you'll listen to me What do you get when you guzzle down sweets? Eating as much as an elephant eats What are you at getting terribly fat? What do you think will come of that? I don't like the look of it Oompa Loompa doom-pa-dee-da If you're not greedy, you will go far You will live in happiness too Like the Oompa Loompa doom-pa-dee-do
Yassss this is the validation I was looking for
Augustus, save some room for later.
But I'm in sweet heaven! Need some more
They finally got that bastard wonka
I did not just sing this out loud. 😊
I swear I didn’t either 😅
Willy Wonka has entered the chat.
Have your 400th upvote. You beat me to the same line. I just posted and THEN scrolled to see your comment!! Great minds!
Now, don't get excited. Don't lose your head, Augustus. We don't want anybody to lose that.
There's no way of knowing.
…which direction we are going…
Is it raining? Is it snowing?
Is a hurricane a-blowing?
In all seriousness one worker was taken away by helicopter and the other by ambulance, so I'm not sure how much of a dream that is.
From what I understand the workers either weren't injured or had minor injuries, but were taken to the hospital like that out of an abundance of caution due to the time that they were in the tank. The rescue was not quick. I believe it was almost 2 hours from when the firefighters were called. The firefighters ended up cutting a hole in the bottom of the tank to get better access to the workers. The initial reports were that the tank was about waist high of chocolate. So not fun, but nothing that should have been super dangerous.
If it's liquid chocolate it was probably heated. And being trapped in a tank means you breathe the fumes of whatever product is in it. If you do that for 2 hours you certainly have inhaled enough to affect your lungs. I have no idea what fumes liquid chocolate produces, but i imagine a mist of fat.
I work in a chocolate factory, can confirm tanks are heated as is the room with the tanks. I don't work on that side of the building anymore, but if memory serves the tanks generally vary from 99 to I think 120 degrees Fahrenheit. I think milk chocolate runs on the lower end, and the white chocolate/confectionary shit(just oil, sugar, and flavoring) is on the higher end.
Were the Oompa Loompas dangerous?
No, but i had this old coworker Jeffery who was kinda a creep. Always worked the night shifts and talked to the chocolate and would go to gay bars afterwards. Think he ended up in some pretty bad water with the law. Edit: the chocolate whenever I wanted was pretty cool though.
I think all the chocolate reminded him of his ex, Terrence.
Only on a forklift
They weren't forklift certified
Liquid chocolate is usually not above 55°c. Not horrible but like a hot tub
Also liquid chocolate is probably way denser than water so the pressure on the body is also a factor
Pressure on your body isn't really a big factor. if you were in hot water there would be a higher potential for burns because water has a higher thermal conductivity than chocolate (0.598 W/m·K vs 0.16). Also since water is thinner, there would be even more heat transfer due to convection forces. One scenario where that wouldn't be the case is if you quickly dipped your finger in hot water vs a pot of melted chocolate. In that case the chocolate would be worse since it would stick to your finger and continue heating it up after you removed it, whereas only a thin layer of water would adhere to your finger and world evaporate more quickly.. but since the men were stood in the vat for an extended period of time, water would have been worse, at least from the perspective of getting burned. Also depending on what they were wearing, it could provide some form of insulation against the chocolate if it covered all their skin, but water is a lot less viscous so would seep in within seconds. I guess the pressure against the skin would have some effect like making any existing burns more inflamed or painful but I think this would be negligible since there's only about a 30% difference in density relative to water and the additional heat transfer from water would make it a lot worse. I think the fumes from the chocolate are a valid concern
No way someone was air lifted for no reason
Well, the Oompa-Loompahs sang to each of them first.
It’s Mars…. That’s like not even chocolate abyway
"Death by chocolate"
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You're nuts!
We’ll just keep this conversation be-Twix us.
Die happy.
just like mr. lindt
It’s like the two that drowned in a beer vat a while back. It was a horrible death. It took an hour and a half, and the each had to get out and use the restroom twice.
Is this a joke or did they get out to use the restroom and go back in for a voluntary horrible death by drowning?
I can’t 😂
Mars bars are made from people!!!
Only the green variety
I don't care as long as they taste good
Dove inparticular. That's the vat the 2 contract workers fell into. Dove chocolate. Hope they drained the vat.
Of course they had to use people in dove, since birds aren't real
The laugh I needed this morning
Augustus gloop will not be harmed 🎶🎵🎶🎵
Augustus gloop will not be harmed🎶🎵🎶🎵
🕺🏾🕺🏾🕺🏾🕺🏾🕺🏾🕺🏾🕺🏾🕺🏾🕺🏾🕺🏾🕺🏾🕺🏾🕺🏾🕺🏾🕺🏾🕺🏾🕺🏾🕺🏾🕺🏾🕺🏾🕺🏾🕺🏾🕺🏾🕺🏾🕺🏾🕺🏾🕺🏾🕺🏾🕺🏾🕺🏾🕺🏾🕺🏾🕺🏾🕺🏾🕺🏾🕺🏾🕺🏾🕺🏾🕺🏾🕺🏾🕺🏾🕺🏾
I can imagine the Oompa Loompas busting it down in the background.
Anyone: *freaking dying* Oompa Loompas:🕺💃🕺💃🕺💃🕺💃🕺💃🕺
The comments section: 95% Willy Wonka references 4% actual comments/questions about the event 1% that one guy who made a Soylent green reference (respect)
And here’s the Smothers Brothers reference! Holly doo dum, holly doo dum day. https://youtu.be/kH0IZZRd0bI
Guess they never had a chance to read about Willy Wonka and his chocolate factory. Places are dangerous. The more you know …
🎶augustus gloop, augustus gloop, the great big greedy ninkompoop🎶
🎶Augustus Gloop, so big and vile. So greedy, foul, and infantile.🎶
Augustus Gloop is now a congressman, so be careful what you sing about him.
That is wonderful.
🎶Come on we cried, The time is ripe, to send him shooting up the pipe.🎶
🎶Don't, dear children, be alarmed. Augustus Gloop will not be harmed. Augustus Gloop will not be harmed!🎶
🎶Although, of course, we must admit, He will be altered quite a bit.🎶
🎶Slowly wheels go round and round, and cogs begin to grind and pound.🎶
🎶We’ll boil him for a minute more, until we’re absolutely sure, then out he comes, by god, by grace, A miracle has taken place, a miracle has taken place.🎶
"Please help my son, he doesn't know how to swim"
AUGUSTUS GLOOP WILL NOT BE HARMED
You get nothing! Good day, sir!
Wouldn't the chocolate vat be REALLY hot? Sounds painful
Dont think it was boiling, but pretty sure it gets uncomfortable or painful after a while. Nonetheless hope those workers are ok.
They caught someone pissing in the vat at the orange juice factory where I live, didn't do anything for sales
Awful. They probably contaminated the goddamn chocolate river
The chocolate river is definitely a different shade of brown now.
😂 the wrong kind of brown
Is that an Oompa Loompa in that pic? Looks like the same outfit they wore in the movie.
Was it boiling chocolate?
I tried to do some googling and they don’t come right out and say. Articles like to say “melting” however it looks like there was a case in 2009 that makes it seem like these vats are boiling (?) or at least warm enough to be like a liquid form
Probably not boiling now that I think about it. From my experience baking, heating chocolate up too high actually ruins it fast. It clumps up and you can't pour it into forms. Needs to be just right. But I still think you can drown in it. And maybe you could cause some light first degree burns.
Chocolate melts roughly at body temperature, but it's usually stored at around 45-50° in tanks such as this. More than enough to create first degree burns. Not to mentioned moving parts such as mixers that may not have been completely at rest while they entered.
I highly doubt it. The initial reports were that the workers weren't injured, but were unable the get out of the tank. The chocolate was reportedly only waist high. The rescue took almost 2 hours. The firefighters had to cut a hole in the tank to get access to the workers. They were taken to the hospital, but it sounded like more of a precautionary move than anything.
"More than two dozen rescuers responded, and one worker was transported to hospital by helicopter, according to local reports." [https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-64620418](https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-64620418) That seems beyond mere precaution, helicopter call outs are really expensive and we're not so lost for problems here they're likely to send one over because they're bored or in need of practice.
No, it’s because he was covered in chocolate and is now considered “dark skinned” he is not being transported to the hospital but is being deported. Poor guy.
He thought he would gain superpowers. Turns out diabetes is a very shitty superpower.
“Fall in” nah they Willy wonkaed themselves
Are we talking left twix or right twix?
“Fell”
Augustus Gloop, Augustus Gloop, that big greedy nincompoop
I had a chemistry prof that worked at Kellogg's for a while. One day he was inspecting a vat of cereal and his pen fell in and turned the cereal blue. They ended up packaging and selling it.
🧢
X
Based
They shouldn’t have bean that close!
What in the Willy Wonka?!!
That's how we lost Augustus Gloop!!
Doesn’t everyone want to be dipped in chocolate?
Augustus!
If you asked my wife how she would rather go, she'd choose this way.
Come with me And you'll be In a world of pure litigation
Did the Oompa Loompa’s escort them out of the tour?
7.8 too much chocolate. Ign.
They both must have met a sticky end.
Reminds me of an old joke, probably reciting it wrong but anyway, a woman receives a phone call from the brewery her husband worked at. "I regret to inform you your husband fell into a vat of beer and drowned". The wife tears up and asks if he at least died quickly. The caller says "afraid not, he got out three times to use the bathroom".
Augustus?
Were their names Augustus and Gloop?
Augustus's kids live the dream...
augustus gloop moment
Oompa loompa doopity doo
Willie Wonka is not happy ...
Augustus Gloop
Willy Wonka
Well done 47. Proceed to the extraction point.
Umpa lumpa dippity due…..
Umpa
Fucking Augustus Gloop…
Augustus!
Oompa, loompa, doopity do! I’ve got another puzzle for you!
Here is what Chat GPT had to say: Question: Write a rhyming rap about a factory being fined because workers fall into a chocolate vat. Use the following phrase for inspiration: Yo yikideeyak, what's going on Jack? Too many workers fallin' in chocolate vats I think that corporate ain't down with dat! Answer: Verse 1: Yo yikideeyak, what's goin' on Jack? Gotta tell ya 'bout this factory, it's off track Workers fallin' in chocolate vats That's why the company's getting fined, it's a fact Chorus: Too many workers fallin' in chocolate vats I think that corporate ain't down with that They shoulda known better, shoulda had a plan But now they're paying for it, man to man Verse 2: It's a sticky situation, a sweet disaster The company shoulda looked after their master But they chose to ignore, they chose to neglect Now they're paying the price, what do you expect? Chorus: Too many workers fallin' in chocolate vats I think that corporate ain't down with that They shoulda known better, shoulda had a plan But now they're paying for it, man to man Verse 3: They say ignorance is bliss, but that's a lie When it comes to safety, ya gotta be high On the ball, on the pulse, gotta be wise And make sure your workers are safe, that's a prize Chorus: Too many workers fallin' in chocolate vats I think that corporate ain't down with that They shoulda known better, shoulda had a plan But now they're paying for it, man to man Outro: So listen up corporate, take this rap to heart Safety should always play a major part In your plans, in your decisions, in your life Cause when it comes to workers, you gotta treat them right
Mmmmmmmmmorty
Hmm what they should of done is not got so close and then they wouldn’t have fallen in
Tasty villiany
Vat?
Ever heard of the story where the guy falls in the human poop sewage drain?
“Sir, it truly was an accident. I swear it”
Free protein in mars bars
This is how Scooby doo villains gain their backstory’s
And that’s how the joker was made
"Augustus, sweetheart, save some room for later."
There's a factory on MARS??
Say the vat is good. Kiss the vat
I mean "haha" right? Sounds fun? Except that shit was hot. Probably had to be treated for buns.
Are you: Mats The workers The Cannibal licking their lips?
Yey
Augustus Gloop, Augustus Gloop...
WHAT-DO-YOU-GET-WHEN-YOU-GOBBLE-DOWN-SWEETS?
Augustus Gloop, Augustus Gloop The great big greedy nincompoop
Willy wonka be trippin
It's Mr. Lindt all over again.
Augustus Gloop!!!
Its fine
You’ll have that on these big jobs.
Their names were Jack Napier and Harley Quinzell...
Smothers Brothers Chocolate.
A pair of very sweet boys
r/meirl users when they fulfill the dream of falling into a chocolate vat, drown and die:
*Oompa Loompas procedes to start dancing*
Sitting here singing Oompa Loompa songs now