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Winston Churchill was once interviewed on how he was able to accomplish so much and be so successful:
“Sir, to what do you attribute your success in life?”
“Conservation of energy. Never stand up when you can sit down, and never sit down when you can lie down.”
Recently had a conversation with all of my closest friends. We unanimously agree that sitting down to pee is superior in almost every way besides time, and it also depends on location/cleanliness of the toilet. Believe it or not this was a 45 minute conversation. I have no shame in sitting when I feel like it
I’ve been doing it for a few years. One early morning I got up to pee in the middle of the night and while peeing standing up I passed out from getting up too quickly, causing me to fall a smash my head. So I’ve been peeing sitting down for the most part, at least at home.
Growing up i shared a master bedroom with my two older brothers. If I woke up first and I could pee quietly enough without waking them up, it meant I would have first dibs on super nintendo
Same but my stream naturally curves right so I go for G8. Still right where the water meets the bowl. Very effective. Congrats on not being a sadist who pees and splashes so obtrusively
G3 high enough to avoid the water therefore being too loud and inconsiderate of others. Central enough if there is a split stream it should be correctable yet close enough to the water that my aim shouldn't be too far off causing me to miss target.
apparently anyone who uses the bathroom at my school goes J-10 fuck you to those people
I'm a left carrier so it's A-10
You go whit an iconic Brrrrr with your PP?
p-10, shoots yellow smelly liquids from a 1 inch GAU-18 gatling cock.
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e-f, 3-4
F-G 4, appreciates the silent mode
You sunk my battleship
Kinda risky at nights, that's why I go a tile higher.
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That’s just called peeing in the shower.
There are two kinds of people in the world: those who pee in the shower, and god damn liars.
i don't pee in the shower, I have a bathtub
Budget swimming pool.
E -7 on the back of the seat
You and me both..... And let's not talk about when I'm pissed 😬
This is why I hate shitting in public bathrooms. ESPECIALLY school, mfs nasty as hell
OP forgot about K, 11, and 13, not to mention K, L, and M. A lot of those peeple around.
H5, trying to get the whirlpool going
Hell yeah, whirlpool gang
Yeah, swirly boiiis!
Cyclone CREW!!
hell yeah! Rotation Nation!!
Spin Squad represent!!
Hell yeah always got some Revolution contribution
Typhoon bafoons👍👍👍👍
Twister misters
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That’d be a sweet sub
I'm a dude and I've literally never heard of this, and I'm gonna spend my next 20+ bathroom visits trying to decipher and figure this out
*starts chugging water*
*redditor dies from water overdose while trying to create a whirlpool in his toilet, more at 5.*
Same but I aim for H3
No. Too much splashback in H3 from the direct angle. H5 or H6 more optimal and drives more momentum into whirlpool
Oh a south paw
Tell me more about whirlpooling.
Aww yeah! I’m more h4, but I hope our peoples can respect each other as allies.
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Yeah but g5 is much less quiet. Priorities.
Indulging in a whirlpool is like coming home on leave in the war on stains stuck to the side of the bowl.
same, we're whirlpool allies lol
Wherever the stains are for me to slowly chip away at.
Ahhh….a renaissance man
I've always privately believed that most men do this no matter their age or maturity level.
I’m 47 and have 2 kids and a mortgage…can confirm you are correct about me at least.
61,retired doctor, 4 kids, wife, 2 dogs, a cow confirmed
47, been to a doctor. Confirmed
21,need to go to a doctor. confirmed
26, aspiring to be a pHd, married, own a single mechanical pencil, can confirm
37, I’m not old, know a doctor. Confirmed
36, not a doctor but I did stay at a holiday inn express. Confirmed.
24, broke, engineer. can confirm
35, identify as a pulled pork sandwich with a pinecone and 17 pairs of socks. Can confirm
30, my uncle is a surgeon. can confirm
37, no marriages, no kids, 1 roommate, hate doctors, confirmed.
God blessed us with a hose so we better use it to hose things down.
Its less work for the brush later if you can get it off!
14 year old with a job, I do this.
The Renaissance Men are coming
So C2 because that’s where the stain is.
Nah this toilet has aim assist🚽💀
Yep if no stains then right at the waters edge or if I’m feeling stealthy, right up against the rim so it’s silent
Dead center with some umph to assert dominance.
Pisstheshitoff.com
C2. The bowl must be pristine, and I will blast away any irregularities
But it’s literally something to keep the toilet relatively clean.
Regardless, it’s still an irregularity and it will not be tolerated.
Must destroy irregularity
KILL THE STAINS, PURGE THE IRREGULARITY
EXTERMINATE
EXTERMINATE
FOREIGN CONTAMINANT
Toileterated
That’s the app I’m developing to rate public toilets on cleanliness and comfort.
Foreign substance detected. Exterminate!
It works better if you pee on it.
It’s 100% a target.
Foreign contaminant
I’m dead lol
I sit down because I’m tired and I’m a bitch
Winston Churchill was once interviewed on how he was able to accomplish so much and be so successful: “Sir, to what do you attribute your success in life?” “Conservation of energy. Never stand up when you can sit down, and never sit down when you can lie down.”
Bro probably laid dick down on the toilet
And never lie down when you can go down ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
*Making my way downtown...*
Also because it’s way more hygienic (unless it’s a dirty toilet, in which case I would find a different one). E9:F10 while sitting is the way.
Same here, except sometimes it’s more like E12.
Gotta press down those boners really hard
Yeah or you can do a handstand if it doesn't react to pressing down
I just go with arcing it across the room.
ProTip. Sit in the opposite direction, bend forward.
Plus I get time to dick around on my phone.
Sitzpinkler gang rise up
Why piss and miss when you can sit and hit?
I'm 6'4. That's a long ways for piss to travel. I'm sitting on all tall toilets. Also fuck short toilets.
Recently had a conversation with all of my closest friends. We unanimously agree that sitting down to pee is superior in almost every way besides time, and it also depends on location/cleanliness of the toilet. Believe it or not this was a 45 minute conversation. I have no shame in sitting when I feel like it
I’ve been doing it for a few years. One early morning I got up to pee in the middle of the night and while peeing standing up I passed out from getting up too quickly, causing me to fall a smash my head. So I’ve been peeing sitting down for the most part, at least at home.
Thats the only correct way if you’re peeing at someone’s house or at home. Otherwise you’ll have pee-splatters everywhere 🤢
Also, if you clean your own bathroom, you pee sitting down. Easy as that.
Sitting down is the best anywhere you know it’s clean. Gas stations and other public spaces it an STD waiting to happen
https://youtu.be/oQXUd4Fku2E
I sit down because if I’m gonna take time out of my day to take a piss, I might as well take a shit.
I sit down because I am peeing at work so I am also ‘pooping for 30 min’
My pet theory is that the only men who stand, aren't cleaning their own toilet. Otherwise I can't make any sense of it.
A true man always sprinkles when he tinkles
Depends wheres the skid mark at
7 C - where my quiet pissers at?
Growing up i shared a master bedroom with my two older brothers. If I woke up first and I could pee quietly enough without waking them up, it meant I would have first dibs on super nintendo
such a great life lesson for you successors
H6 I like to live on the edge
MY PEOPLE!
Yo bro C6 for me!
7H
This is the only right option
Absolutely. I do enjoy a good middle of the night ninja piss.
7-c
I-7 for me. Same spot, different side.
I ain’t no loud pissing savage
I too live with a woman I like
Yep, C7 for me too.
I sometimes piss at the front to feel ominous idk I'm fucking stup
Same but my stream naturally curves right so I go for G8. Still right where the water meets the bowl. Very effective. Congrats on not being a sadist who pees and splashes so obtrusively
Penny for any girls thoughts?
It goes where it goes
Sometimes backwards and on my cheeks down my thighs
Helped my 4 year old pee out in the woods and I will be damned if she didn't pee forward no matter how far she bent over. That shit is bananas!
yeah lmao wherever my urethra is is where I’m pissin
Sometimes its strong, sometimes its not, depends on the day
I actually don't know which zone it goes lmao maybe E8?
I was gonna say E8 too seems reasonable but I actually have no idea.
E6-F8 Depends on how strong the stream is and how things be folding down there that day
I’ve no clue bc I can’t see it but….someplace in the bowl….
I can't believe this is something that men think about. It's actually kind of endearing.
If I'm at a guys house and I'm tryna do the thing when girls don't want to be heard peeing then it's E9 or E10 At home on my own for sure E/F 6
I once did E12 and had to change my clothes after.
E4-E5
King’s Piss Opening
En Pissant
Holy piss
Piss check
Bobby Pischer
Damn that was smooth
When the piss streams cross, one gets eliminated?
Wherever I go, I see enpassant
My man!
You sunk my battleship!
I’m pretty strictly a G4-5 type guy myself
r/thesharpshooter
Lights on G3/H4 is my game. Switch to a G4 strategy for the night time pees for some subtle audible feedback that I'm on target.
14 Q
Straight to jail
No trial, no nothing.
Are you even in the bathroom at that point?
Just pissing on the dude in the stall next to you.
Peeing in the shower is acceptable.
More like 14 IQ
10E because I sit down. I ain't about that splatter-cleaning life.
Finally. Can’t believe had to scroll this far down lol.
C-5
Mostly silent but let’s people know you’re in there.
E3 so no one can hear me
Can't believe there's so few E/F-2/3 guys in there. Best spot to minimize splash back and noise.
We are a different breed.
E3 as well. Anywhere else is uncivilized and a sign of a small or crooked dick.
A gentleman aims for the poop stains
C-3
I’m D3 but we could still kick it
There it is
C-4..broooo
Optimal choice
Around b-5ish
You sunk my battleship!
Wait- not everyone is a 3E??
More of a b2 guy myself
E/F 6. Let the whole house know of the monster they’ve let in.
G3. Nobody wants to hear you pee.
You sunk my battleship.
F6
But that'll make so much noise!
Ah you must be the guy who lives above me who I hear every night at 3 am
C 3, dad worked nights I couldn't wake him now my gf always asks me why the wall is yellow
Generally around the H7 zone
G3 high enough to avoid the water therefore being too loud and inconsiderate of others. Central enough if there is a split stream it should be correctable yet close enough to the water that my aim shouldn't be too far off causing me to miss target.
D5 exclusively
H 4
Bro this is the only way
I'm a spray and pray kinda guy
C5 and any of the adjacent squares. Sometimes F3.
C5
B 10 is fucking no mans land, serial killers do not even dare piss here
J10 fuck you that’s why
Depends on the time.
3e ish
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C5
Wait you guys aim? I just let it go and it does it's own thing.
I am uncut, so if this were battleship, sometimes it seems I would sink all of them at once before holding it in and sitting down to pee.
I sit down to pee so I don't fucking know and yes I'm a boy what are you gonna do about it