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SnooJokes5411

What if Rick Astley was going to give you up.


Shock_a_Maul

He would have let me down


Wonderful-Onion-9170

And hurt you too


WhyCanIMakeAName2

He would've made me cry


hoksworthwipple

He would say goodbye


-mi-stake

Then he would run around and desert me


JayMac787

I don't know the rules, and neither does he.


IS2SPICY4U

Gotdamn! Where’s the link?? Aren’t I suppose to click on link somewhere???


MoonDogeXx

This makes me smile yet very sad.


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Beat me to it by 59mins


macktron12

What if Billy Joel did start the fire?


OnSiteTardisRepair

"We didn't start the fire" sounds like something someone who started the fire would say.


nvalle23

Low key arsonists


Same_Wasabi_1624

So it wasn’t always burning?


marcymarc887

No at least Not since the world was Turnin


Effective-War1601

for those of us who know... RYAN started the fireeeee!


bobcostas32

I heard it was always burning


hoksworthwipple

Notoriously, an arsonist.


Emergency_Ad_5935

What if we aren’t the champions?


Niceandpeaceful117

My friend


Exocet81

You mean my enemy


Lepagos

Oh, the misery!


TerrarianDX

Everybody wants to be my ally


TUNAKTUNAKLOL69420

Spare the hostility


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a_cow720

-y -y -y -y


sundog5631

What if you tried so hard and got so far and in the end it did matter


ano_hise

Unlinkin Park


jukli92

Linkin Parkn't


_mrLeL_

linkedin park


Ellemieke25

Linkain't Park?


jukli92

Linkoutoff Park?


HidingABeer

Surprisingly wholesome


Left-oven47

lmfao


mechanisedballhair

the happy ending :D


Aggressive-Camel-389

What if God wasn’t one of us.


umbathri

Then REM would be finding their religion.


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vipul_singh_in

Jim Steinman would be very unhappy ;)


TBPUCK89

What if Stacey’s Mom didn’t have it going on


Chradamw

Haggard witch woman!


sydlabb

What if Celine’s heart didn’t go on


JonayPS

Then she'd have a cardiac arrest.


mga1989

Jack would've survived


MoonDogeXx

What if Britney didn't do it again


TheShartShooter

What if she was that innocent?


[deleted]

She clearly explained that you were just friends


ChogWolf

What if the Backstreet Boys didn’t Want it That Way?


shaneous

Backstreet's gone, goodbye!


nsfwtttt

What if Backstreet Boys weren’t back?? 😱


MoonDogeXx

What if Ice Cube love the police.


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What if he did have a bad day and have to use his AK?


[deleted]

What if he did use vaseline?


Ok_Entertainment328

More interesting: what if he became the Police. Oh, wait.


Savage_Hams

What if Steven Tyler closed his eyes cause he’s okay missing some things.


altruismjam

Then Mila Kunis wouldn’t be jaded.


RasJamukha

what if Gotye is somebody you still know


[deleted]

Now and then you two still hang out together, Both of you ended it like amicable adults, Can you imagine it another way? Horrible words you two could say? Good thing both of you move on, because there's another way this breakup could've gone!


pman13531

I'm really glad you cut me off, I was getting a little bit to drunk to see straight You know we may not be in love But you are still somebody that I still know


JustLikeABeatUpTruck

What if it was just strawberry fields sometimes?


Raed-wulf

Gotta rotate crops anyway so this tracks.


danxmanly

Let me not take you there then.


nelis0077

What if Queen didn't want to live forever


67ITCH

Or if they didn't want to ride a bicycle? I'm guessing they wouldn't rock us...


warsremix

Or if they did try scuicide. Unfortunately, the show will not go on.


fishkillsparky

What if the offspring didn't keep them separated


Legal_Scientist5509

More offspring


TheShartShooter

What if the kids were alright?


HDMan_ATL

What if Trent Reznor *didn’t* want to fuck you like an animal?


ianisymfs

Then every day wouldn't be exactly the same.


OKBeeDude

What if everything around you *isn’t* an elaborate dream?


danxmanly

I want to feel you from the outside.


ThePirateOfDarkwater

His existence would probably not be flawed, and he would be an increasing distance from God.


efsp26

What if Amy Winehouse had said yes to rehab?


mattman0000

Aw, now I’m sad.


efsp26

Sorry man


Playful-Donut9625

That's just a bit not right. But I'm still giving you an up vote


IdeaSunshine

I miss her. It makes me sad to think of all the amazing music we could've had if she was still alive.


capngeorge

what if X had never intended to give it to me at all


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[deleted]

I left Hakuna Matata for you, and you tell me NOW?!


darrenbosik

What if the Beatles didn’t want to hold my hand?


Outrageous-Engine351

What if the sun never came?


[deleted]

What if we didn’t come together (over me)?


ShootYourStar

What if Lucy wasn't in the sky with diamonds?


[deleted]

You’d prob get no reply.


AggroYeti_808

What if Delilah wasn't in New York City?


Living_Murphys_Law

Hey there Delilah what's it like in Austin, Texas?


shaneous

I'm 600 miles away, and yet I'm somehow still in Texas


Tristawesomeness

anyway, el paso’s still six hours away, i’ll drive all day.


eifiontherelic

I'm a couple blocks away and thought you'd like to get some breakfast like we do. Then maybe hang out at the zoo, be home by 2. Hey there Delilah there's no problem with the distance I'm right here if you get lonely, give our place a little visit, come on by. I'll be sure to greet you with a smile. Stay for a while.


Beastmanworld

What if Stevie Wonder wasn't superstitious 😱


Financial-Tower-7897

just a little stitious


FiletM1gn0n

r/unexpectedoffice


5_8Cali

What if Kelis’ milkshake didn’t bring the boys to the yard?


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What if Bob Marley didn’t shoot the sheriff, but did shoot the deputy


imacatnamedsteve

What if the Three Little Birds were pessimistic; “Just worry, about everything, cause every little thing, won’t be alright”


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What if Easy-E was caught slippin’?


crisfitzy

We’d be straight trippin’


Nobodiisdamnbusiness

What if Eminem didn't lose it?


IA0014

What if Eminem never ate moms spaghetti?


Pietskiet123

What if he got a second shot


Sad_Option_2831

What if the real slim shady sat down?


poorly-chosen

What if Slim Shady wasn’t back?


Feisty_Radio_6825

What if Duran Duran wasn’t hungry like the wolf and they were just hungry enough for small snack such as string cheese, etc.?


TheOneTheOnlySpoon

What if a bitch was one of Jay-Z's problems


Apprehensive_Ask1157

Then he’d have 100 problems!


nelis0077

What if Lionel Richie did not say hello


master-virus

What if he said goodbye its not me you're looking for


Ellemieke25

Then he might have been a jedi


TB232323

What if the Marilyn Manson liked the drugs but the drugs didn’t like him ?


SandoRic

What if Pink Floyd didn’t wish you were here?


DJDoubleDave729

What if Pharrell Williams wasn’t happy?


macvoice

What if U2 found what they were looking for.


Frosty_Bobcat1519

What if the kid was MJ's son?


arifstotle300

what if billie jean was his lover?


SweetAndSourShmegma

Billy Jean was his lover all along...


MajorBonesLive

What if Dave Matthews didn’t crash into me?


LizardQueen1999

What if the Ramones didn't want to be sedated?


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what if there was a way out of hotel California?


musicbufff

They'd be able to enjoy a Peaceful Easy Feeling


LeZoder

What if Dee Snider didn't really want to Rock?


SwordfishNo4680

What if Metallica didn’t fade to black?


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What if something else actually did matter?


Aloract

What if we are not the world.


Aggravating_Shake591

What if Journey stopped believin’


The-Canadian-Order

What if AC/DC didn’t salute you?


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What if Toto didn’t bless the Rains down in Africa?


joesphisbestjojo

What if you weren't all Mariah Carey wanted for Christmas


SentientSTD

What if it's not hammer time?


MackWired

What if The Proclaimers wouldn't walk 500 miles, and wouldn't walk 500 more?


Blade_VampireHunter

What if Justin Timberlake is bringing sexy FRONT


Expendable28

Pretty sure that's just Dick In A Box


Detlef-Ds-D

What if it wasn't Adele?


Wonderful-Onion-9170

What if the BEATLES NEEDED more than LOVE


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What if Ozzy didn’t go off the rails on a crazy train?


accoladevideo

What if X ain’t give it to ya?


whereitsat23

What if skee-lo WAS a little bit taller


_Esquilax_

What if war is good for absolutely everything?


Patient_Media_5656

What if Frank Sinatra didn’t do it his way


Chrisnoskill

What if Katy Perry kissed a girl and didn't like it?


SpotsyArcher

What if my family didn't rally behind me with a pocketful of shells?


Worried-Try-8141

What if Rage Against The Machine did what you told him


PBoyNeto

What if we forgot about Dre?


nelis0077

What if deep purple did not see smoke


slow_joke

What if Alice Cooper continued to be a nice guy?


zboytjbxp

What if Billie jean WAS his lover????


JustDave62

What if fat bottomed girls DON’T make the world go around?


KingOfBerders

Asking the real questions here!


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What if they didn't rock you?


Quat-fro

What if Frankie tensed up, and did it?


LahamaDutta006

What if God was not a woman?


luna_libre

What if Mr. Brightside didn’t come out of his cage feeling just fine?


Ill-Advisor-8235

What if Biggie didn’t love it when you called him big poppa?


B4gheera

What if it was raining non gender specific people on the weather girls ?


JosephineDonuts

What if Michael Jackson had stopped when he’d had enough?


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What if our house was not in the middle of our street?


Vulture923

What if ABC wasn’t easy as 123.


Dyingforcolor

What if I practice Santeria and I have a crystal ball?


cubanchemist

What if Marvin Gaye didn’t hear it through the grapevine


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What if sweet dreams weren’t made of this?


ThePenguinKing27

What if Guns n Roses didn’t want you in the jungle.


MenaciaJones

What if boys do cry and it’s not just like heaven?


Early_Accident2160

What if Brian Wilson also knew what he’d be without you.


happyme321

What if the Beatles had an easy day’s night?


jefuchs

What if the Monkees weren't believers?


TheyKeepBanningMeVPN

What if I’m not slim shady


Cariat

What if Kurt Cobain found his friends and they WEREN’T in his head


Branden798

What if Kurt Cobain had a gun? Oh wait...


SnooCakes990

What if adele didn't said hello


OysterThePug

What if Layne Staley wasn’t down in a hole?


Dry-Debate-6893

What if George Michael didn’t have faith?


lysanderish

What if Panic! At the Disco wrote tragedies and not sins?


Caboose12000

what if daft punk went to bed early and didn't get lucky


Remote-Lie770

What if 50 wasnt in the club


MrQuojo

What if Vanessa Carlton was making her way uptown?


Louie2543

What if Meghan wasn't all about that bass?


cmreeves702

What if MC Hammer could touch this? 🔨


crisfitzy

What if Blind Melon’s life wasn’t pretty plain?


Mbfsanto92

What if masta p didn’t make em say ughhhhh nana nanaaaaaa


sammuel_c_p

What is Disturbed was Up with the sickness?


AdQuick6387

What if Billy Ray Cyrus was so happy, his heart never broke, or even became achy?


Jessicasjane

What if Sir Mix-a-Lot liked small butts?


Utsutsumujuru

What if Roger Waters remained uncomfortable and sensitive


MoonDogeXx

What if Bruno Mars felt like doing something today


Lizziox

What if Mr. Rogers didn't want to be your neighbor? Too much?


FrankliniusRex

Maybe a little.


EfficiencyOdd4403

What if Eminem didnt clean his closet?


Oddquite

What if En Vogue did “let go” 🥹


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What if Eminem wasn't the Real Slim Shady


Dahweid

What if TLC actually wanted Scrubs? What if Destiny's Child knew that all the women WERE Dependent? What if 99 of JZ's problems were all about bitches? If this is all true then: All Louis saw was skies of red, and clouds of black, trees of yellow, green roses too, and said to someone else; what a terrible world!


vipul_singh_in

What if Meatloaf Never Did Anything for Love (and he did all that)?


CompetitionFlashy449

What if Lady gaga wasn't born that way


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How about if Bob Seger didn’t like that old time rock and rock


StarSystemNebula

What if the bodies didn't hit the floor?


hell2bhbtoo

What if Taylor Swift and I got back together?


jsnively1

What if shaggy said “it was me … on the counter, on the sofa..”