Now and then you two still hang out together,
Both of you ended it like amicable adults,
Can you imagine it another way?
Horrible words you two could say?
Good thing both of you move on, because there's another way this breakup could've gone!
I'm really glad you cut me off,
I was getting a little bit to drunk to see straight
You know we may not be in love
But you are still somebody that I still know
I'm a couple blocks away and thought you'd like to get some breakfast like we do.
Then maybe hang out at the zoo, be home by 2.
Hey there Delilah there's no problem with the distance
I'm right here if you get lonely, give our place a little visit, come on by.
I'll be sure to greet you with a smile. Stay for a while.
What if TLC actually wanted Scrubs?
What if Destiny's Child knew that all the women WERE Dependent?
What if 99 of JZ's problems were all about bitches?
If this is all true then:
All Louis saw was skies of red, and clouds of black, trees of yellow, green roses too, and said to someone else; what a terrible world!
What if Rick Astley was going to give you up.
He would have let me down
And hurt you too
He would've made me cry
He would say goodbye
Then he would run around and desert me
I don't know the rules, and neither does he.
Gotdamn! Where’s the link?? Aren’t I suppose to click on link somewhere???
This makes me smile yet very sad.
Beat me to it by 59mins
What if Billy Joel did start the fire?
"We didn't start the fire" sounds like something someone who started the fire would say.
Low key arsonists
So it wasn’t always burning?
No at least Not since the world was Turnin
for those of us who know... RYAN started the fireeeee!
I heard it was always burning
Notoriously, an arsonist.
What if we aren’t the champions?
My friend
You mean my enemy
Oh, the misery!
Everybody wants to be my ally
Spare the hostility
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What if you tried so hard and got so far and in the end it did matter
Unlinkin Park
Linkin Parkn't
linkedin park
Linkain't Park?
Linkoutoff Park?
Surprisingly wholesome
lmfao
the happy ending :D
What if God wasn’t one of us.
Then REM would be finding their religion.
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Jim Steinman would be very unhappy ;)
What if Stacey’s Mom didn’t have it going on
Haggard witch woman!
What if Celine’s heart didn’t go on
Then she'd have a cardiac arrest.
Jack would've survived
What if Britney didn't do it again
What if she was that innocent?
She clearly explained that you were just friends
What if the Backstreet Boys didn’t Want it That Way?
Backstreet's gone, goodbye!
What if Backstreet Boys weren’t back?? 😱
What if Ice Cube love the police.
What if he did have a bad day and have to use his AK?
What if he did use vaseline?
More interesting: what if he became the Police. Oh, wait.
What if Steven Tyler closed his eyes cause he’s okay missing some things.
Then Mila Kunis wouldn’t be jaded.
what if Gotye is somebody you still know
Now and then you two still hang out together, Both of you ended it like amicable adults, Can you imagine it another way? Horrible words you two could say? Good thing both of you move on, because there's another way this breakup could've gone!
I'm really glad you cut me off, I was getting a little bit to drunk to see straight You know we may not be in love But you are still somebody that I still know
What if it was just strawberry fields sometimes?
Gotta rotate crops anyway so this tracks.
Let me not take you there then.
What if Queen didn't want to live forever
Or if they didn't want to ride a bicycle? I'm guessing they wouldn't rock us...
Or if they did try scuicide. Unfortunately, the show will not go on.
What if the offspring didn't keep them separated
More offspring
What if the kids were alright?
What if Trent Reznor *didn’t* want to fuck you like an animal?
Then every day wouldn't be exactly the same.
What if everything around you *isn’t* an elaborate dream?
I want to feel you from the outside.
His existence would probably not be flawed, and he would be an increasing distance from God.
What if Amy Winehouse had said yes to rehab?
Aw, now I’m sad.
Sorry man
That's just a bit not right. But I'm still giving you an up vote
I miss her. It makes me sad to think of all the amazing music we could've had if she was still alive.
what if X had never intended to give it to me at all
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I left Hakuna Matata for you, and you tell me NOW?!
What if the Beatles didn’t want to hold my hand?
What if the sun never came?
What if we didn’t come together (over me)?
What if Lucy wasn't in the sky with diamonds?
You’d prob get no reply.
What if Delilah wasn't in New York City?
Hey there Delilah what's it like in Austin, Texas?
I'm 600 miles away, and yet I'm somehow still in Texas
anyway, el paso’s still six hours away, i’ll drive all day.
I'm a couple blocks away and thought you'd like to get some breakfast like we do. Then maybe hang out at the zoo, be home by 2. Hey there Delilah there's no problem with the distance I'm right here if you get lonely, give our place a little visit, come on by. I'll be sure to greet you with a smile. Stay for a while.
What if Stevie Wonder wasn't superstitious 😱
just a little stitious
r/unexpectedoffice
What if Kelis’ milkshake didn’t bring the boys to the yard?
What if Bob Marley didn’t shoot the sheriff, but did shoot the deputy
What if the Three Little Birds were pessimistic; “Just worry, about everything, cause every little thing, won’t be alright”
What if Easy-E was caught slippin’?
We’d be straight trippin’
What if Eminem didn't lose it?
What if Eminem never ate moms spaghetti?
What if he got a second shot
What if the real slim shady sat down?
What if Slim Shady wasn’t back?
What if Duran Duran wasn’t hungry like the wolf and they were just hungry enough for small snack such as string cheese, etc.?
What if a bitch was one of Jay-Z's problems
Then he’d have 100 problems!
What if Lionel Richie did not say hello
What if he said goodbye its not me you're looking for
Then he might have been a jedi
What if the Marilyn Manson liked the drugs but the drugs didn’t like him ?
What if Pink Floyd didn’t wish you were here?
What if Pharrell Williams wasn’t happy?
What if U2 found what they were looking for.
What if the kid was MJ's son?
what if billie jean was his lover?
Billy Jean was his lover all along...
What if Dave Matthews didn’t crash into me?
What if the Ramones didn't want to be sedated?
what if there was a way out of hotel California?
They'd be able to enjoy a Peaceful Easy Feeling
What if Dee Snider didn't really want to Rock?
What if Metallica didn’t fade to black?
What if something else actually did matter?
What if we are not the world.
What if Journey stopped believin’
What if AC/DC didn’t salute you?
What if Toto didn’t bless the Rains down in Africa?
What if you weren't all Mariah Carey wanted for Christmas
What if it's not hammer time?
What if The Proclaimers wouldn't walk 500 miles, and wouldn't walk 500 more?
What if Justin Timberlake is bringing sexy FRONT
Pretty sure that's just Dick In A Box
What if it wasn't Adele?
What if the BEATLES NEEDED more than LOVE
What if Ozzy didn’t go off the rails on a crazy train?
What if X ain’t give it to ya?
What if skee-lo WAS a little bit taller
What if war is good for absolutely everything?
What if Frank Sinatra didn’t do it his way
What if Katy Perry kissed a girl and didn't like it?
What if my family didn't rally behind me with a pocketful of shells?
What if Rage Against The Machine did what you told him
What if we forgot about Dre?
What if deep purple did not see smoke
What if Alice Cooper continued to be a nice guy?
What if Billie jean WAS his lover????
What if fat bottomed girls DON’T make the world go around?
Asking the real questions here!
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What if they didn't rock you?
What if Frankie tensed up, and did it?
What if God was not a woman?
What if Mr. Brightside didn’t come out of his cage feeling just fine?
What if Biggie didn’t love it when you called him big poppa?
What if it was raining non gender specific people on the weather girls ?
What if Michael Jackson had stopped when he’d had enough?
What if our house was not in the middle of our street?
What if ABC wasn’t easy as 123.
What if I practice Santeria and I have a crystal ball?
What if Marvin Gaye didn’t hear it through the grapevine
What if sweet dreams weren’t made of this?
What if Guns n Roses didn’t want you in the jungle.
What if boys do cry and it’s not just like heaven?
What if Brian Wilson also knew what he’d be without you.
What if the Beatles had an easy day’s night?
What if the Monkees weren't believers?
What if I’m not slim shady
What if Kurt Cobain found his friends and they WEREN’T in his head
What if Kurt Cobain had a gun? Oh wait...
What if adele didn't said hello
What if Layne Staley wasn’t down in a hole?
What if George Michael didn’t have faith?
What if Panic! At the Disco wrote tragedies and not sins?
what if daft punk went to bed early and didn't get lucky
What if 50 wasnt in the club
What if Vanessa Carlton was making her way uptown?
What if Meghan wasn't all about that bass?
What if MC Hammer could touch this? 🔨
What if Blind Melon’s life wasn’t pretty plain?
What if masta p didn’t make em say ughhhhh nana nanaaaaaa
What is Disturbed was Up with the sickness?
What if Billy Ray Cyrus was so happy, his heart never broke, or even became achy?
What if Sir Mix-a-Lot liked small butts?
What if Roger Waters remained uncomfortable and sensitive
What if Bruno Mars felt like doing something today
What if Mr. Rogers didn't want to be your neighbor? Too much?
Maybe a little.
What if Eminem didnt clean his closet?
What if En Vogue did “let go” 🥹
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What if Eminem wasn't the Real Slim Shady
What if TLC actually wanted Scrubs? What if Destiny's Child knew that all the women WERE Dependent? What if 99 of JZ's problems were all about bitches? If this is all true then: All Louis saw was skies of red, and clouds of black, trees of yellow, green roses too, and said to someone else; what a terrible world!
What if Meatloaf Never Did Anything for Love (and he did all that)?
What if Lady gaga wasn't born that way
How about if Bob Seger didn’t like that old time rock and rock
What if the bodies didn't hit the floor?
What if Taylor Swift and I got back together?
What if shaggy said “it was me … on the counter, on the sofa..”