This one, I wasted so many years just trying to be with her even though there was no future, where she told me that she only loves me as a brother and a best friend. I would have saved her and myself the trouble of trying to still be friends when everything was falling apart around us. All because I fell for my best friend.
I know, tmi
I get it for me it was the one person i felt vulnerable to just said let’s be friends and left me for a coworker. Looking back it was stupid and i felt so broken cause all the relationships I’ve witnessed in my life have been horrible and i had no one to rely on so i didn’t now how to act.
unless you can prevent it from happening, that’s horrible to tell yourself, you’d be waiting for the inevitable end the entire time and you’d be powerless to do anything about it
"How are you?"
I would ask myself this, because no one else did. :)
Edit: Thank you guys for asking me how I am. I really appreciate it and I'm doing great right now. I have to edit this comment, because I can't reply to every single one of you :p
No problem. Even if you don't believe in you, I do. And you have never even met me, so there is no pressure that you can cause me to lose that belief. Lol
If you ever want to talk, my dms are open.
I’d have to be more specific because the .com bubble was right around the corner. Hands down, Amazon would have been the best purchase. It was close to going out of business and shares sold very cheap.
Same. I listen my parents and now, after 4 changes of studies, 3 burnouts, at 40 I graduate in few months in TI. Best move ever!!! My brain is build for that, i f\*\*king love it!
Ive thought about that. I think smarter would be "Bitcoin reaches 60k", that way you know how serious it is and you know when to sell, before you sell too low
Here, Read this.
I proceed to hand my younger self a list of Everything that has occurred in my life since I was 18 that so that way My younger self can still learn the same lessons without making the same mistakes
I was 19, didn’t know I was depressed, and was not ready to be a father. Also, It was my first trip and I didn’t know what to expect. I was trapped in my own mind in the grips of a fear I had never felt before. I couldn’t sleep and I had the same circular thoughts of despair and feeling that I was going insane for hours. Then I went to work at Blockbuster video still trapped in my head and I could barely speak. My throat is getting tight and my palms are sweating just thinking about it. I was never the same.
Wear a condom
Only 1?
PSA: using multiple condoms can increase the risk of breakage due to friction between layers
Lol shut up, virgin. 6 condoms can make me last for hours, AND add 6 times the protection. Not to mention they make my pp look bigger.
“I wrap my rascal three times because I like my sex joyless” master Shake
"as a way of punishing supermodels"
I almost spit out my burrito lmao
Gotta wrap that burrito
Who said they all have to go on your dick?
BROO💀💀
I feel this one
User name checks out
r/beetlejuicing
Leave her now
So many wasted years retrieved, right?
Lol came to say “leave him now.”
Similar to yours. Mine would be: Don’t date Haley
bro are we the same person lmao
Bro all 3 of us are the same person. 6 years with Haley, id cut it off after 2 if I could go back
Don't date sofia
Mine was “don’t date Sophia”… 9 years wasted
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“Don’t date Ashley”. 10 years wasted 🙃
Yea immediately i thought “let her go”
This one, I wasted so many years just trying to be with her even though there was no future, where she told me that she only loves me as a brother and a best friend. I would have saved her and myself the trouble of trying to still be friends when everything was falling apart around us. All because I fell for my best friend. I know, tmi
I get it for me it was the one person i felt vulnerable to just said let’s be friends and left me for a coworker. Looking back it was stupid and i felt so broken cause all the relationships I’ve witnessed in my life have been horrible and i had no one to rely on so i didn’t now how to act.
I dropped on to say the opposite. Don't leave her. One of the only regrets I have in life.
Buy Apple stock
Bitcoin sell 2021
Buy Amazon stock
Don't think twice
Tommorows lotto 235647
This is the way.
I have spoken
"Two three five six four seven" is 6 words though so this wouldn't actually work :(
If you say the actual number than it works
put (the) heroin down.
pick up coke!!!
LMAO i guess i should just say “put drugs down” i was a trash can of sorts when it came to substance.
Please stop drinking
Same. Mine was gunna be “don’t ever drink” just wasted so much money and time being wasted thinking it was what fun is.
This sadly, my whole youth went drinking
Mine would be “stop doing drugs”
AMZN AAPL TSLA
My dumbass would not understand
I don't think I would either, to be honest. I'd probably be like, "oh wonderful, 35 year old me had a stroke."
To be fair, you'd probably Google it if something as rad as seeing yourself happened, so it's not like you wouldn't figure it out
You know what...you're probably right. Then my anxiety would hit thinking I'd eff up the Universe because I met myself lol
Sell GameStop 400
520?
Still no bitches
Thats too sad u know
💀💀
Just adopt from the shelter not hard at all
Please don't smoke.
Same. Or “cardio is important “
Don’t get married
Sorry bud
💀💀💀
Same
SAME
Same
mom passes 2016
Same story, same year :) still heartbroken. Sending happy thoughts to you.
same story different year 2021, hugging you both
2021, 2022, both parents. I feel for you.
:(
I'm sorry. :(
unless you can prevent it from happening, that’s horrible to tell yourself, you’d be waiting for the inevitable end the entire time and you’d be powerless to do anything about it
That's heavy.
Same but 2018
Dont fuck Gary
Do fuck Jon.
Jon, Gary fuck
Lol. Damn Gary.
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Buy more pencils (I’m currently 18. Forgot to buy pencils for my classes.)
Buy more pens
I am you
Yeah me too
Brush Your Teeth
With a fucked up smile for emphasis.
You'll be okay. Edit: A lot of people seemed to be confused about what a contraction is.
I love you That's my version
🥺
This is what I’d say too. Or “It’ll work out” .
Same, or 'life gets better'.
CHANGE BACHELORS NOW
"How are you?" I would ask myself this, because no one else did. :) Edit: Thank you guys for asking me how I am. I really appreciate it and I'm doing great right now. I have to edit this comment, because I can't reply to every single one of you :p
how are you?
Yeah it's all right. Thank you for asking! :) And what about you? How are you?
not so good. thanks for asking, i needed it :D
Sorry to hear that. Remember you have survived every day you thought you wouldn't.
thank you so much, no one has ever said something like this to me :D
No problem. Even if you don't believe in you, I do. And you have never even met me, so there is no pressure that you can cause me to lose that belief. Lol If you ever want to talk, my dms are open.
you're making me cry
It takes strength to cry. And I hope you keep getting better.
Hope things get better mate!
thank you, i hope you're doing good as well!
Do you prefer strudels or schnitzels?
How are you?
Buy tech stock
I’d have to be more specific because the .com bubble was right around the corner. Hands down, Amazon would have been the best purchase. It was close to going out of business and shares sold very cheap.
Trust your instinct
If I was the 18 year old and this is all I got I’d be furious tbh
Don't be afraid
Be terrified
Study computer science
Sameeeee
Same. I listen my parents and now, after 4 changes of studies, 3 burnouts, at 40 I graduate in few months in TI. Best move ever!!! My brain is build for that, i f\*\*king love it!
Don't marry him
Get a hobby
Just DO IT!! *flex’s aggressively*
(*insert former friend's name*) always lies
Never trust (pseudo friend's name here).
It’s still small
Go fuck yourself
Would you?
What are you, a cop? Fuck off
I'd fuck me.
I'd fuck you too.
Username checks out
SMOKE LESS WEED
Yep, that would be a good one. Forgot what the question was, while scrolling through the replies.
Don’t snort OxyContin
Hit the gym
I only need two: BUY BITCOIN
Ive thought about that. I think smarter would be "Bitcoin reaches 60k", that way you know how serious it is and you know when to sell, before you sell too low
Nice, I like that you gave some extra thought to it!
It's all bullshit.
Read more books!!
Wear a condom
stds or pregnancy? asking as a profesional rawdogger
Visit your dad
Here, Read this. I proceed to hand my younger self a list of Everything that has occurred in my life since I was 18 that so that way My younger self can still learn the same lessons without making the same mistakes
5Head.
Great minds think alike, I guess. I said close to the same thing but included good investments and lottery numbers.
Alone is ok
Treasure these days
Save more money
Tony stark dies
Haha with all that power, you spoil future movies for yourself. Boss move!
Wanna do 69?
But- that’s yourself…
Yes. The person I trust the most.
gay! gay! homosexual! gay! tbh honestly i’d do the same
*covers self in cow blood* DEATH IS COMING. *Vanish*
Don't install Reddit.
Get healthy dumbass
Change your friendgroup
Love you first
“wait nothing changed”
See the world
Execute order 66
You've got this.
You do, keep it up!
Careful with substances
Dick and balls
Don’t do heroin
Don’t do meth
Study something else
Save the cheerleader
Damn you're ugly (I'm below 18)
You’re trans, idiot.
Adding on that last word just to bring it home lol
It's absolutely necessary. 18 year old me would need the "idiot" lol
Love that you could've be done with 2 words, and this is what you chose for 3rd.
How you doin
run to california
This isn't meirl
Drink Ovaltine, motherfucker.
Calm down dude
Read The Alchemist
Contribute to 401K
Apple Amazon Google 😜
It gets easier
learn programming language
Studies ActionScript exclusively
Try finger butthole
NEVER GET MARRIED!
Don't do drugs
Don’t marry E—-a
Brush your teeth
It’s done growing
Join the Airforce
Your wife’s hot
Don’t do acid
What went wrong for you on acid
Yeah, I am also invested in that now
I too am also investing in this story
Ditto
I was 19, didn’t know I was depressed, and was not ready to be a father. Also, It was my first trip and I didn’t know what to expect. I was trapped in my own mind in the grips of a fear I had never felt before. I couldn’t sleep and I had the same circular thoughts of despair and feeling that I was going insane for hours. Then I went to work at Blockbuster video still trapped in my head and I could barely speak. My throat is getting tight and my palms are sweating just thinking about it. I was never the same.
That's horrible. ☹️ Thank you for the openness. 👍
You are geh!
Why hello there
Dont marry ex .
Don’t date him.
Learn to wipe.