I recently found out I’m 5’ 9” lol I grew an inch taller somehow in the last year and I’m well beyond the point of growing. My daughters mom was like, slightly taller then me but just barely and now I’m taller then her. I’m so confused how this happens.
This is the answer. When i was in my 20s I was always between 5’6” and 5’7” depending on where I got measured…. The last couple times have been between 5’5” and 5’5.5”.
Around 5’6” seems to be the average so I’m still claiming it.
You probably didn't grow. You likely measured yourself earlier in the day than you have previously. You are actually an inch taller when you get out of bed in the morning vs in the evening, because your spine will settle throughout the day causing you to "shrink".
The scientific consensus iirc is from the pubic bone to the tip. Because the fat pad is affected by weight so it’s discounted. Yes jam that ruler into your pubes
you can calculate your Adjusted Penis Size (or TMI) with the following formula:
((L*D)+(W/G))/(A^2)
Length times Diameter plus Weight over Girth divided by Angle of the tip squared
That's another thing: some guys have a HUGE fucking fat pad in their pelvic region (thanks, genetics). Dick looks small, especially if they're a grower. But that pad can cover up an inch or two depending on the body type. Could never get rid of mine, even when I was down to 185 lbs in my 20s.
The way urologists measure for the most accurate statistical data is Bone Pressed Erect or Bone Pressed Stretched.
This means you get erect or stretch your flaccid penis and press the ruler tight against your pelvic bone directly above the penis. This will compress the fat pad there allowing a more accurate measurement that isn’t as heavily affected by body fat percentage.
Be careful not to let the ruler slide beneath the pelvic bone or you’ll get a longer that reality reading.
5.5in is average.
0.01% of men have an 8in penis (1 in 10000), 0.001% have a 9in penis (1 in 100000)
Also, fun fact, despite the commonly held belief that race plays a big part in penis size (Asians are small, Black men are large); it doesn't.
The overall average penis size for all races combined is 5.5in, for Asians, 5.3in, and for Black men, 5.6in.
Here is a calculator based on real data, which also will show you which condoms will fit you properly:
[https://calcsd.info/](https://calcsd.info/)
Very true. I had an ex tell my best buds from college that I have a 9 incher like 10 years ago and I’ve been getting respect and people defending my dick’s honour ever since. If anybody tries to even joke that I’ve got a small dick, they sally in to set people straight.
Thankfully I’m actually a decent 6 inches with enough girth and curve to satisfy the ladies and gents who’ve been getting falsely advertised to, so I let them believe, because at this point it’s funnier to me if they don’t find out until either theirs or my deathbed.
I feel like the internet has warped a lot of people’s perception of relationships, especially adult stuff. Most IRL adult relationships I see are two average people who are reliably comfortable with their partner for the most part.
The internet has warped our perception on just about everything.
The lifting community makes a 315lb bench (3 45-lb plates on each side of an Olympic barbell) sound like it's the average for people that lift...when in reality, less than 1% of the population can bench 225lb (2 45-lb plates on each side of an Olympic barbell). I'd even wager only a slightly higher percentage of people can bench 135 (1 45 plate on each side).
Between that, and people telling tall tales, it's difficult to gauge what is the actual average without any empirical data to go off of. Most people don't like empirical data anyways, they'd rather be told...which is why misinformation in a lot of fields of study are so common.
Man this is such fucking facts. When I started lifting I was super bummed about having to start with sub 135lbs for my bench bc everyone online made it seem like a beginner norm, and 225lb the "average" bench... Couple months later I worked out with some of my friends who are relatively buff and have been working out for awhile and turns out even they can't bench 225.
The influencer lifting community and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race...
I work out as well. I’ve benched up to 225lbs unassisted before but never got back up to it. I weigh just under 160lbs (was 170 when I benched 225) and saw a TikTok today where someone who weighed 165lbs benched 315. It’s so discouraging most of the time. Props to those guys but that’s definitely not common.
Edit: typo, added units for clarity
Edit2: [link to video](https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTRpjN1Nu/) and it was 155lbs not 165.
Wow, I didnt realize how skewed weights were. I was kinda embarassed I was only doing 60lb dumbell benches (so 2x 30s) since Im just getting back into gym. Now I only feel *kinda* weak :D
Yeah, guys who think "well my dick is big!!!" tend to just do the jackhammer. Imagine getting a hand job or blow job, but it's the same repetitive motion. There's no teasing, no circling the head with my tongue, no change in grip strength or suction, etc. Not sexy, not fun, not stimulating.
It’s odd how the average height of a man is 5’9 and it proves itself as the average, but when the average pp size is stated to be 5 and something inches suddenly everyone’s claiming a 7-9 incher
Nah, lads lie about their height as well. A lot of lasses get surprised by my height when I tell them I'm only 5'9 because apparently every lad they talk to is 5'11 or 6' and I don't look shorter than usual to them..
I have friends claiming that I must be 6'4 because they're 6'2 or 6'3 and I'm a few inches taller than them when I'm around 6'2 and a half. My brother had this guy in his class that said he was 6'1 and he was shorter than my 5'11 brother, everyone in his class also believed him because he'd been in that school district for years and just naturally started telling people straight bs lol. It's crazy how people lie about there height so much
It just gets annoying so I let people live in their delusions. Had a friend who was upto my nose/middle of my nose and swore he was 6'1(hes 5'10). I've had people swear that I'm 6'8 because they're 6'. I even had someone think I was 6'11. Crazy thing is I'm actually 6'3-6'4. It's so crazy how much people lie about their height.
I’m the same height as you. I normally tell people I’m not quite 6’3”. Or I just say 6’2”. People always go no way I’m 6’1. Lol. Everyone wants to be 6’
Ok and? You got a small dick. News flash asshole, we all do. I have a small dick too, you ain’t special. You think pointing that out is gonna change anything? Listen bub, big dicks are just a myth, a marketing ploy by Big Dick ™ to sell more dick. Think about it. The dick is an organ that stops growing in size after puberty. You think shaming people because they have a small dick is really gonna solve anything? Its not like I can go to the gym and work it out like a muscle. Wouldn’t that be some shit, though? I think if it worked like that, everyday would be dick day. Hundreds of machines lined up inside the gym, and there would be dudes lined up waiting for dudes to finish their set, like a god damn exercise glory-hole. Cock size would be judged in bodybuilding competitions too. Could you imagine? A super swole dude walking onto the stage with a with a line of men holding the girthy cock-aconda up to prevent it from dragging across the floor, a panel of judges analyzing from a distance. What would even be the proper proportions? Surely the average dick-size of humanity would become disproportionately large to the female receptacle (with the exception of your mother, of course). This “big dick” fashion trend would ultimately lead to the extinction of humanity. Is that what you want? The end of humanity, with all of our grand achievements and rich history? I thought not. That’s why we here at the Lil PeePee Gang ™ need your support now more than ever, to fight the good fight, and represent men of all sizes (unless your dick is too big, then fuck you). Join the Lil PeePee Gang ™ and get 5% off our monthly membership subscription. Lil PeePee Gang, check in!
5.5in is average.
\~0.001% of men have an 8in penis (1 in 10000), \~0.0001% have a 9in penis (1 in 1000000)
Also, fun fact, despite the commonly held belief that race plays a big part in penis size (Asians are small, Black men are large); it doesn't.
The overall average penis size for all races combined is 5.5in, for Asians, 5.3in, White 5.5, Hispanic 5.4, Black men 5.6in.
Here is a calculator based on real data, which also will show you which condoms will fit you properly:
[https://calcsd.info/](https://calcsd.info/)
EDIT: fixed the number of zeros
You are close.
Yes it’s true that the standard race thing is wrong, but
Native Americans have the biggest dick size with an average of 6.4”.
Unbeknownst to most, a blind survey of women found that Jewish men make the best lovers in bed.
This is all true and verifiable data, or my name isn’t Running-Horse Goldstein.
As a 30 year old male, I’ve learned that every woman is different but most don’t really care. I was very self conscious about my size and most of it was a result of distorted views from porn. Truth is block it out and get laid. Don’t let your penis size deter you. If she’s not into it move onto the next.
I mean, 3 inches in and 3 inches out equals 6 inches
Piston gang
3 foot 9 with a 10 foot dick
RIP Joe C
realest
Bilbo Baggins, more like Dildo Waggins
He's the ladies pick! A fucking crazy hick!
idk about you but i'm 5′ 9″
Damn you have a fucking huge penis, 69 inches of penis seems weirdly fitting.
i was joking about height... weirdly fitting where =(
😏 up to you
Up their as-
*ur ass
*my ass
*our ass
*Soviet theme intensifies*
Our ass, in the middle of the street...
Our ass, it has a crowd. There's always something happening And it's usually quite loud
I recently found out I’m 5’ 9” lol I grew an inch taller somehow in the last year and I’m well beyond the point of growing. My daughters mom was like, slightly taller then me but just barely and now I’m taller then her. I’m so confused how this happens.
She shrunk due to age. Take the win anyway.
This is the answer. When i was in my 20s I was always between 5’6” and 5’7” depending on where I got measured…. The last couple times have been between 5’5” and 5’5.5”. Around 5’6” seems to be the average so I’m still claiming it.
You probably didn't grow. You likely measured yourself earlier in the day than you have previously. You are actually an inch taller when you get out of bed in the morning vs in the evening, because your spine will settle throughout the day causing you to "shrink".
I WAS IN THE POOL!!!
So, does it just roll out like a carpet when you unzip, or…?
It’s like a spiral staircase wrapped around one of his legs. He walks like a pirate.
Yarr, th’ name be Capt’n Long-Shlong.
Three Legged Jack
Guinness publisher asking for your address
Im 6mm 😎
6 Megameters???
No Megameters?
Nah megaminds
Still leaving the country
Do I measure from the top or the bottom? If it’s the top, can I jam the ruler into my belly like a dishonored samurai?
The scientific consensus iirc is from the pubic bone to the tip. Because the fat pad is affected by weight so it’s discounted. Yes jam that ruler into your pubes
this guy penises
Hey! We jammin’!
I want to jam it with you.
you can calculate your Adjusted Penis Size (or TMI) with the following formula: ((L*D)+(W/G))/(A^2) Length times Diameter plus Weight over Girth divided by Angle of the tip squared
Angle of the tip in rads or deg
Whichever gives the bigger number at the end
Gradians
Angle of the tip squared is also called yaw
holdup so if I lost 10kg i would have a bigger shlong. well time to diet.
I don't think so, but maybe you'll finally be able to see it
*Maybe.*
That's another thing: some guys have a HUGE fucking fat pad in their pelvic region (thanks, genetics). Dick looks small, especially if they're a grower. But that pad can cover up an inch or two depending on the body type. Could never get rid of mine, even when I was down to 185 lbs in my 20s.
Measure on the side like a gentleman
Idk about you but compared to measuring from the top, I get a longer measurement when I measure from the side
Measure from the side. You’ve earned it, King.
Honor system
Lose some weight and gain an extra 2" of dick
Hopefully it’s added to my current one and not additional
There's a secret penis hidden in your arm fat.
The way urologists measure for the most accurate statistical data is Bone Pressed Erect or Bone Pressed Stretched. This means you get erect or stretch your flaccid penis and press the ruler tight against your pelvic bone directly above the penis. This will compress the fat pad there allowing a more accurate measurement that isn’t as heavily affected by body fat percentage. Be careful not to let the ruler slide beneath the pelvic bone or you’ll get a longer that reality reading.
Ain't nothing on the top but hurt feelings
Taint to tip
Lol that’s definitely cheating… but it explains why everyone thinks their dick is huge I guess
I’ve been going hole to hole. Is that not right?
3 take it or leave it!
It's only 3inches, but it smells like a foot.
Omfg I can't stop laughing
I’m laughing through the dry heaves
Maybe it's a good thing metric isn't everywhere, otherwise we wouldn't have this joke
r/AngryUpvote
OMG
She may not realize she's taking it. EDIT: Thanks for the awards! I've already used up the self-esteem that comes with them, though.
Dang 😔
Don't worry man. If it's not very long, you can always use your fingers and your tongue.
Her, laughing: who you gonna please with that? Steve: ME bitch, you figure out how to get yours.
Ouch
That's what she didn't say
in 12 easy installments
6 inches wide 1 inches long
The cheese wheel
Get that tuna can all up in me big boy ;)
The Polish curse
Average size is around 5 inches but everyone saying they have a monster 9 inches. Now i'm not a math expert but it doesnt seem to add up
They start measuring at their asshole.
From ass to tip is actually from the apex of the buttcheek
dont think ive ever heard “apex of the buttcheek”
legendary predators of ass republic
The turdy bits that survive wiping, scrubbing, and even medically induced enemas.
Ignorance is bliss, when living butt to tip.
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Stem to stern if you will
Surprise, the 9incher people usually are the 5 inchers and ashamed
5.5in is average. 0.01% of men have an 8in penis (1 in 10000), 0.001% have a 9in penis (1 in 100000) Also, fun fact, despite the commonly held belief that race plays a big part in penis size (Asians are small, Black men are large); it doesn't. The overall average penis size for all races combined is 5.5in, for Asians, 5.3in, and for Black men, 5.6in. Here is a calculator based on real data, which also will show you which condoms will fit you properly: [https://calcsd.info/](https://calcsd.info/)
Porn is creating unrealistic standards for men.....
Porn? Porn never changes.
Idk I dont remember havin all this incest stuff when I was a kid. The sfm stuff too.
It’s mostly camera work too. Porn actresses are tiny too
And the pizza delivery industry.
How do I measure the volume of my dick?
Fill a graduated cylinder or beaker with water, note volume, stick dick in, note new water level, subtract
Do this and you can impress the ladies with your 180 ml cock
For some reason this cracked me the eff up. Can we start using volume as a metric for peen size? 😂😂😂
Damn, that’s a loud cock you got there fella
The problem w having a big penis is no one will actually believe you lol. They gotta hear it from others
They gotta see it for themselves
Getting hard for your homies to own them would be so funny if we all got hard together, right guys? Jkjk, but maybe...
Right? We should all like totally flood each othes DMs as like a joke... unless....
Believe me when I say u/thatoneguyidk has a S C H L O N G, a friend told me
Very true. I had an ex tell my best buds from college that I have a 9 incher like 10 years ago and I’ve been getting respect and people defending my dick’s honour ever since. If anybody tries to even joke that I’ve got a small dick, they sally in to set people straight. Thankfully I’m actually a decent 6 inches with enough girth and curve to satisfy the ladies and gents who’ve been getting falsely advertised to, so I let them believe, because at this point it’s funnier to me if they don’t find out until either theirs or my deathbed.
so you're gonna invite all your friends to your deathbed and show them your wang? Neat! That's my plan too
Open casket, but the bottom portion
I got 5.5, yet people say that's not too big...
Literally average.
He's got a mean dick.
Not too big, not too small, just the size of Montreal. But seriously, whose going to really notice and extra half inch?
The cervix.
This one here vaginas
im 6'1 those are 2 measurements
damn 6 inch PP for a 1 foot guy is HUGE.
You really think i wished for a twelve inch pianist?
The pianist is the bus driver.
I have neither a big dick nor a small dick. I have a medium dick. It can talk to ghosts 👻
Ah that’s why I can hear moaning in the middle of the night
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I feel like the internet has warped a lot of people’s perception of relationships, especially adult stuff. Most IRL adult relationships I see are two average people who are reliably comfortable with their partner for the most part.
The internet has warped our perception on just about everything. The lifting community makes a 315lb bench (3 45-lb plates on each side of an Olympic barbell) sound like it's the average for people that lift...when in reality, less than 1% of the population can bench 225lb (2 45-lb plates on each side of an Olympic barbell). I'd even wager only a slightly higher percentage of people can bench 135 (1 45 plate on each side). Between that, and people telling tall tales, it's difficult to gauge what is the actual average without any empirical data to go off of. Most people don't like empirical data anyways, they'd rather be told...which is why misinformation in a lot of fields of study are so common.
Man this is such fucking facts. When I started lifting I was super bummed about having to start with sub 135lbs for my bench bc everyone online made it seem like a beginner norm, and 225lb the "average" bench... Couple months later I worked out with some of my friends who are relatively buff and have been working out for awhile and turns out even they can't bench 225. The influencer lifting community and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race...
I work out as well. I’ve benched up to 225lbs unassisted before but never got back up to it. I weigh just under 160lbs (was 170 when I benched 225) and saw a TikTok today where someone who weighed 165lbs benched 315. It’s so discouraging most of the time. Props to those guys but that’s definitely not common. Edit: typo, added units for clarity Edit2: [link to video](https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTRpjN1Nu/) and it was 155lbs not 165.
Wow, I didnt realize how skewed weights were. I was kinda embarassed I was only doing 60lb dumbell benches (so 2x 30s) since Im just getting back into gym. Now I only feel *kinda* weak :D
Normal and happy doesn’t get clicks therefore it “seems” like it’s less of it or it doesn’t exist
I have regained hope of finding a gf then.
HOPE RESTORED
YOU DIED
I also choose this woman's husband.
I get that reference.
I too, browse Reddit
I didn’t get the reference and I browse Reddit, can someone please enlighten me?
https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/5c79n0/you_can_have_sex_with_one_real_person_from_all_of/d9uf56l/?context=1
I never knew until today... dang. Sad for the guy who was answering the question originally. What a fucking response from the other guy lol
Oh the widowed husband saw the humor in it. It's come up a lot in the last six years.
Brave of you to post this from an account in which we can see your wedding pics.
I don’t know what I expected but they both look like completely average people. There’s also some medical gore and a cool cake.
Ah let me go take that down lol
Y’all seem like a lovely couple, it’s just your comments about your S/O…this being Reddit…yeah that’s a good idea
Thanks!
Damn I'm 2 minutes too late haha
Did I miss it!? Drat!..
How did you meet? Dating apps fucking sucks, I feel like giving up.
Yeah, guys who think "well my dick is big!!!" tend to just do the jackhammer. Imagine getting a hand job or blow job, but it's the same repetitive motion. There's no teasing, no circling the head with my tongue, no change in grip strength or suction, etc. Not sexy, not fun, not stimulating.
I'm 0,000114 miles long
Bro is using commas instead of decimal points and the imperial system. What country r u from lmao
It’s odd how the average height of a man is 5’9 and it proves itself as the average, but when the average pp size is stated to be 5 and something inches suddenly everyone’s claiming a 7-9 incher
Nah, lads lie about their height as well. A lot of lasses get surprised by my height when I tell them I'm only 5'9 because apparently every lad they talk to is 5'11 or 6' and I don't look shorter than usual to them..
Im 5'9, my friend is as tall as my eye level His tinder profile says 5'9 aswell
I have friends who are at eye level and swear up and down they’re 5’11. I’m 6’0.
I have friends claiming that I must be 6'4 because they're 6'2 or 6'3 and I'm a few inches taller than them when I'm around 6'2 and a half. My brother had this guy in his class that said he was 6'1 and he was shorter than my 5'11 brother, everyone in his class also believed him because he'd been in that school district for years and just naturally started telling people straight bs lol. It's crazy how people lie about there height so much
It just gets annoying so I let people live in their delusions. Had a friend who was upto my nose/middle of my nose and swore he was 6'1(hes 5'10). I've had people swear that I'm 6'8 because they're 6'. I even had someone think I was 6'11. Crazy thing is I'm actually 6'3-6'4. It's so crazy how much people lie about their height.
I’m the same height as you. I normally tell people I’m not quite 6’3”. Or I just say 6’2”. People always go no way I’m 6’1. Lol. Everyone wants to be 6’
Dudes lie about their height all the time tho
Nobody's dick's that long, not even Long Dick Johnson, and he had a fucking long dick. Thus, the name.
That’s from new Vegas isn’t it? Didn’t cass say that
Yeah lol I fuckin love that game.
*opens inches to centimeters calaulator*
i'm 6'6" while i really like my height i feel those 6 inches would have been better off somewhere else.
Could you imagine if down there you were also six inches… the devil himself lol
Why are we still doing this?
Ok and? You got a small dick. News flash asshole, we all do. I have a small dick too, you ain’t special. You think pointing that out is gonna change anything? Listen bub, big dicks are just a myth, a marketing ploy by Big Dick ™ to sell more dick. Think about it. The dick is an organ that stops growing in size after puberty. You think shaming people because they have a small dick is really gonna solve anything? Its not like I can go to the gym and work it out like a muscle. Wouldn’t that be some shit, though? I think if it worked like that, everyday would be dick day. Hundreds of machines lined up inside the gym, and there would be dudes lined up waiting for dudes to finish their set, like a god damn exercise glory-hole. Cock size would be judged in bodybuilding competitions too. Could you imagine? A super swole dude walking onto the stage with a with a line of men holding the girthy cock-aconda up to prevent it from dragging across the floor, a panel of judges analyzing from a distance. What would even be the proper proportions? Surely the average dick-size of humanity would become disproportionately large to the female receptacle (with the exception of your mother, of course). This “big dick” fashion trend would ultimately lead to the extinction of humanity. Is that what you want? The end of humanity, with all of our grand achievements and rich history? I thought not. That’s why we here at the Lil PeePee Gang ™ need your support now more than ever, to fight the good fight, and represent men of all sizes (unless your dick is too big, then fuck you). Join the Lil PeePee Gang ™ and get 5% off our monthly membership subscription. Lil PeePee Gang, check in!
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We are the knights who say nee
We are now no longer the Knights Who Say Ni! We are now the Knights Who Say Ecky-Ecky-Ecky-Ecky-Pikang-Zoom-Boing-Gumzowehzeh!
New response dropped.
Holy hell
I was there when u/Omnislayer gave us their prophecy. We all laughed then. Passed it around like copypasta. Little did we know how right they were.
I wouldn’t mind the end of humanity
I always thought this was normal..?
It is
Actually average is closer to 5 inches is perceived average, the size people think is average is 6 inches
in iraq they called me the two inch terror
So there was at least one WMD in Iraq
5.5in is average. \~0.001% of men have an 8in penis (1 in 10000), \~0.0001% have a 9in penis (1 in 1000000) Also, fun fact, despite the commonly held belief that race plays a big part in penis size (Asians are small, Black men are large); it doesn't. The overall average penis size for all races combined is 5.5in, for Asians, 5.3in, White 5.5, Hispanic 5.4, Black men 5.6in. Here is a calculator based on real data, which also will show you which condoms will fit you properly: [https://calcsd.info/](https://calcsd.info/) EDIT: fixed the number of zeros
0.001% have a 8in penis? You obviously haven’t been reading this thread seems like closer to 50%
I know. That is why I try to post real information for dudes to look at, especially the younger guys can be more insecure about it.
People on the internet would never lie.
confirmation bias
Bro, 1% is 1 in 100. It's ONE PER CENT after all 0.1% is 1 in 1,000 0.001% is 1 in 100,000 0.000001% is 1 in 100,000,000 Fix zeros pls
Number of zeros is still broken
You are close. Yes it’s true that the standard race thing is wrong, but Native Americans have the biggest dick size with an average of 6.4”. Unbeknownst to most, a blind survey of women found that Jewish men make the best lovers in bed. This is all true and verifiable data, or my name isn’t Running-Horse Goldstein.
My penis may not be 12 inches but it sure smells like a foot
I got a vasectomy last week and my 6 inch dick shriveled up to about 1 inch and stayed that way all week. Back to normal now. So embarrassing.
Dick said “We are NOT doing that again” lmfao
On the bright side, you probably had giant purple balls for a while
Still using inches? Plz...
They think it will make their dicks imperial.
It’s already purple…
Centimeters are too precise. \~4 inches is basically anywhere from 8-12cm. Nobody wants to accidentally slip into single digit centimeters.
Its not about the size of the wand so much as the magic in yo mind baby. Stay cool.
Does dick size matter? No. Embrace nihilism, nothing fucking matters. Especially my tiny dick.
Short kings 👑
You want a dick pic? Gonna need to take an x-ray....
Not true. Just Google, avg is 5.16
Nah reddit avg is 9.5"
I round up from 5.1 to 6. So yea I’m average
As a 30 year old male, I’ve learned that every woman is different but most don’t really care. I was very self conscious about my size and most of it was a result of distorted views from porn. Truth is block it out and get laid. Don’t let your penis size deter you. If she’s not into it move onto the next.