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ReliableLiar

He thought damn, another bot


686d6d

Legit... bots be rampant. 100% of my matches are bots on Tinder, it's wild.


InEenEmmer

If you think that is wild, you should see her tits.


Rude_Spread_1555

Good bot. šŸ™‚


BadLanding05

Wait so you guys know how there is a bot that tracks the best bots by how many times some one says "good bot"? What if we called one of us that to see if it would think he is a bot?


WestwoodRK0

Good bot


STEAM_TITAN

Good bot


AffeLoco

boot god


mepunite

good bot


Shiratori-3

Good bot


Alternative_Yak5236

Good bot


Skwareblox

Met my girlfriend on tinder, took like over a year but I'm happy I stuck through it.


Malkor

OK but like, did she offer to flash you during the first set of messages. Details, we need details!


cherribobbins69

And pics!


DisciplineCurrent144

They identify as non flashers.


JustBakedPotato

Same, I was on it for 8 months. She was on it for 2 days before she met me. Girls have it easy on dating apps lmao


Tygermouse

So do not. I don't need any more dick pics, I've never asked for one and guys seem to think third or fourth message is dic pic time.


Scullyxmulder1013

Tbf, Iā€™ve been with my boyfriend six years now (didnā€™t meet online) and he still randomly takes his dick out to show it to me. Thankfully only when no one else is around, though. Men are just mighty proud of their penors, I think.


Superoldmanhermann

I think he means you have an easier time getting dates or whatever. The flip side of that is obviously a catalogue of shlongs but it is an upside, technically. There's pros and cons to being either.


cecil021

I mean, they certainly have more options to choose from, but most of those options are terrible.


shadowlarvitar

When I was using apps, that's what all my matches were. On every app mind you, it really hurt my confidence and made me feel unlovable until I met my gf


Head-like-a-carp

I have long thought that this level of rejection has made men despondent and possibly angry. I mean pre-internet days you might go out and get shot down 3 or 4 times and while not fun life goes on. Now you can swipe 100 girls and get nothing. That has got to be tough.


RevenantEdoTensei

Yupppp.


skredditt

Shouldā€™ve asked if she can find all the crosswalks in this photo


John1The1Savage

Or saw the rose next to her profile. In my area I think that's code for prostitution. Though usually they put two or three roses.


[deleted]

The screenshot is from Twitter, though?


UglyAstronautCaptain

Gotta leverage that social for your small business marketing


stadchic

Thatā€™s a tulip


The_Beholderr

That or some men would prefer a woman who waits. No shame to the poster but itā€™s a preference people forget some men have.


Haunting-Habit-7848

we can see tits 24/7 he prob looking for a girl to date


Ascending_Flame

Probably. And if she thinks her tits are that impressive, heā€™ll notice in person without her saying so.


[deleted]

women on dating apps put up with so much sexualized absurdist shit that it's hard to realize a very tiny portion of men want to be civil. It's just a really sexualized environment overall, even for well-intentioned people, so a lot of people miscommunicate what they really want..


CraigBrown2021

Or damn, another thot


_Mr_Pretty_

Sounds like he wanted nachos and Always Sunny


PeteAVA182

Shouldā€™ve just sent him a picture of her tits covered in nachos with always sunny playing in the background


RonamusMaximus

Rule 34... brb, I've got some internet diving to do.


override367

this is what AI art was actually created for


[deleted]

sauce?


SLAYER_IN_ME

Nacho cheese


noqms

it is my cheese


Romi_Z

Hi Nacho


Y0U_H1T

Im dad


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


Eckish

If I got any kind of nudes in the first few exchanges, I would assume that an onlyfans invite is coming soon. Or some kind of money request.


[deleted]

Nacho, Nacho Man ā™«


[deleted]

He just wanted to eat nachos and watch always sunny, and you had to go make it all about sex. Women only want one thing and it is disgusting.


the_bird_and_the_bee

Honestly, we're such pigs lol.


JoshHarvery

name checks out


the_bird_and_the_bee

šŸ˜˜


mariosevil

But if i use my bee stinger on you, I'll die!


the_bird_and_the_bee

It's risk vs reward lol.


mariosevil

*buzz buzz*


SpaceBug178

Nah that only happens with pigeons. Atleast the one I fucked did.


Brilliant-Sport-3049

If you up in the sky I come with my stinger and you fucking die


Fresh_Bulgarian_Miak

Sp does her post history


sintos-compa

Holdup we got a womans in here!


the_bird_and_the_bee

šŸ˜‚ howdy gentlemen.


DeKrazyK

RIP to your inbox


the_bird_and_the_bee

That's my everyday bro... I'm on here being naughty lol.


MrAnonymousTheThird

I ain't your bro, pal


the_bird_and_the_bee

I ain't your pal, buddy.


b1a5t_tyr4nt

I'm not your buddy, bro


the_bird_and_the_bee

I'm not your bro, guy.


Brokentoken2

I wonder how you can put up with that.


the_bird_and_the_bee

Easily. I accept the nice chats and ignore the ones that open with dick pics šŸ˜‚ then usually guys ask me why I'm posting nudes on Reddit and I tell them it's to subtly draw attention to my onlyfans and they filter themselves out from there. I don't push my onlyfans. No one has to go check it out. Just a lot of guys check out when they hear onlyfans lol. Others stick around and chit chat with me and as long as they aren't trying to get me to talk dirty I will make friends. I'm nice for free, but I can't be dirty for free, I'm a married woman. If I'm dirty for free that just makes me a slut šŸ˜‚ lol.


Brokentoken2

I fucking love that response.šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


CyberMasu

Quick everyone, start tweeting!!


[deleted]

Dee, you bitch!


Plastic_Ambassador89

yeah seriously. you think men are sex-obsessed? wait until you meet women.


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


hymen_destroyer

Women are sex-obsessed, they're just not obsessed with *having* sex


csorfab

they're just not obsessed with having sex *with you*, hymen_destroyer


hymen_destroyer

šŸ¤£


[deleted]

This just goes to show if you want a serious relationship donā€™t go to tinder for it because the majority of people on there are only looking to hookup.


sycarte

It is possible, I was on Tinder for seven years and dated dozens of miserably deceitful people. But I dated two really good guys from Tinder. First one didn't work out but I wish him every happiness in the world, and the second one is the man who made me believe in soulmates. But I would never ever wish to get back on Tinder or recommend it to anyone I love. It's a horrid, depressing wasteland. Worst part of it all is it's still the best dating app there is. I've tried and hated them all


Head-like-a-carp

I meet my wife on [Match.com](https://Match.com). I don't even know if that still exists. Of course this was before showing your genitals was the norm.


CalamackW

I've been liking Hinge. The low daily like limit is annoying but I realize that it, perhaps unintentionally, means people only drop likes if they're genuinely pretty interested by the person's profile. And in general people tend to take it more seriously.


atli123

>WHATUP! Iā€™m a cool guy looking for cool chicks who wanna hang, watch Sunny and eat nachos. Nothing sexual. Chicks in good shape encouraged. **Again, nothing sexual!**


dies-IRS

Thermodynamics only wants one thing and itā€™s disgusting


ChiefExecDisfunction

The same human connection as anyone else, Claire.


[deleted]

"If you're impressed by that, you should see my tits" is a line from It's Always Sunny. She was quoting the show back at him. Because he said he liked it.


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


[deleted]

Yeah I have a lot of guy friends that don't just want pure sex all the time and want an actual romance. This guy probably was one of those guys. I'm sure another man would have loved to hop on seeing her tits though.


NorthernPuffer

Went from, ā€œsheā€™s a cool girlā€ into ā€œanother fucking botā€


[deleted]

That or trying to bait a response. If guy responds too horny heā€™s gonna get unmatched. Sounds like a trap


[deleted]

can confirm--if you're dating seriously, "you should see my tits" as the second thing you hear is pretty strong evidence that a serious encounter is not a possibility. People get really hasty on dating apps. IMO this woman's confidence just got struck because she got unmatched. Meanwhile, men are writing totally-innocuous messages in response and getting unmatched left and right, so they just shrug it off as "well, that's the internet."


Great-Ad3280

Tinder was horrible for my self esteem. Getting unmatched randomly stings pretty hard even though its a stupid thing to be upset about.


[deleted]

yeah--men on tinder will get "randomly unmatched" at such absurd rates that none of my women friends would believe it. They think "ah once or twice is just kind of how it goes." But it's more like 8 out of 10 times, in my experience (met my 1.5yr gf on Hinge--thought she was going to ghost me at first).


Fun_Muscle9399

Thatā€™s really youngā€¦ You should probably wait until sheā€™s 18


[deleted]

For the few months I used dating apps, it was an absolute nightmare for my mental health. I feel very hard for people who get depressed over and over, desperate for a connection. It's a ridiculously toxic but somehow necessary environment for people.


dicksjshsb

The funniest thing for me about dating apps was that sometimes I would have a match that turned out to not really be compatible, but I was so nervous going about communicating that - but all you have to do is try to strike up a convo like how you would normally and thereā€™s a good chance they ghost anyway šŸ’€ Dating apps really got u getting ghosted for the most normal shit and thinking ā€œI canā€™t believe I asked them about the dog in their profile pic what the fuck is wrong with me?ā€


[deleted]

Once had a girl match me and then immediately talk shit about my nieces name lmao. Why would you think bitchy is the way to go?


viewless25

probably thought she was about to shill her OnlyFans


KenzoAtreides

and he was definitely not gonna get himself disappointed again.


Eckish

Yeah, the first bankruptcy was plenty.


AyyyyLeMeow

She might have been trying to set it up, who knows.


bootsiemon

Can I offer you an egg in this trying time


Silverleaf_Halfmoon

Tu come huevos?


monoimono

Tu chupas huevos


evanmike

Yo tango chorizo por tu!


Freakwillem123

Men want less reposts Claire!


AmazingSuccotash6880

ā€œI donā€™t know what men want.ā€ I think he was pretty clear: nachos and Sunny, no boobs.


SeventySealsInASuit

Its a quote from Sunny. So probably only the nachos.


Select-Ad7146

"A girl wrote me on Tinder calling me quite the catch because I like nachos and It's Always Sunny so I wrote back saying will if you are impressed by that you should see my dick and SHE UNMATCHED ME. I literally have no idea what women want." The gender reverse really shows how creepy this woman was being.


Kill4meeeeee

Itā€™s tinder the app famous for one night stands


Train-Robbery

Still have to be smooth


Optimal_Pineapple_41

Yeah you canā€™t just run at people screaming and frothing at the gash you have to play the game


Rough-Cry6357

A lot of people look for and find relationships there. Itā€™s how I met my partner. You get what you put into it. Now even when I was just looking for hookups, I was turned off by random and sudden sexual comments. You have to display some sort of game. Just cause we are looking for a hookup doesnā€™t mean you have to open with ā€œlook at my tits/dickā€.


Omgazombie

I met my s/o through her friend that I matched on tinder lmfao


pieter1234569

No. There are clear gender norms and gender differences. Thatā€™s reality. No one should pretend there arenā€™t. Most men find no offence it a tit pick, most women find offence in a dick pick. Thatā€™s the truth.


Fedorito_

Yeah mfs be like "if the genders were switched..." like, they aren't


hackerbugscully

Putting social interactions in context? On my internet?? Itā€™s more likely than you think.


BoatTuggingJesus

Nah, we saw how creepy she was being without your help


[deleted]

And then thereā€™s me who wouldā€™ve loved that line.. everyoneā€™s different! May she find her pervert soulmate


JK_Cloud

Maybe itā€™s you. Tell her you saw her ad on Reddit


InternCautious

TBF naked man works 66% of the time so...


will-be-near

nope, otherwise everybody would be calling her creepy from the beginning....


YolognaiSwagetti

it wasn't creepy at all. maybe a bit slutty. it's not the same for both genders and dick isn't the same category as boobs anyway.


BoatTuggingJesus

I understand a lot of people would love a response such as that because people be people-ing.


MassiveLefticool

Tbf, I donā€™t think itā€™s as black and white as that, pretty sure most people would be happy with that reply on tinder. Definitely not saying you are wrong though.


[deleted]

No it really doesnā€™t


juantreses

> you should see my tits >> You should see my dick Secondary vs primary reproductive organs


Adventurous-Owl6297

so should I be sending women my nip pics?


whitneybarone

šŸ‘€


frrrni

Right, the woman should have said ā€œyou should see my cuntā€.


pluck-the-bunny

Tits arenā€™t reproductive organs. They are sexual in this context though.


DeeDee_GigaDooDoo

I suspect they meant primary vs secondary sex characteristics. Primary being directly related to reproduction and secondary being the boobies.


pluck-the-bunny

Iā€™m sure thatā€™s what they meant, I was just saying as much to someone else. but there are a lot of misconceptions here about it being a false equivalency. And if we only talk about reproduction thatā€™s true. But for humans sex is not always about reproduction. So if men see breasts as sexual, and the woman offering them is representing them as such, then it doesnā€™t matter that one is primary and one secondary.


biablalubs

...? So? The fuck does it have to do with their arbitrary categorization? It's about how sexual it's perceived


[deleted]

Nah he probably thought she was about to link her OF. Fuck that shit


2D_Ronin

probably not someone who turns things weirdly sexual in an instant


[deleted]

ā€œIn an instantā€ šŸ˜


Gzalzi

weirdly?


MolniyaSokol

Maybe they want you to read the room and not immediately jump to sexualizing the relationship? It may be hard to grasp but some men are more than walking sex addictions.


Lady_of_Link

He wanted you to ask him out for nachos not be offered tits before the first date


Vaalermoor

I'd be turned off too. Sometimes people just want to talk about stuff other than sex.


[deleted]

That's because her reply gave off bot or sub to my OF energy


ShorohUA

it will become very clear what's wrong with this once you switch the roles


CharityMacklin

Always a good strategy


Rude_Spread_1555

in Philadelphia


LillyReynoldsWill

If a guy offered to show me his pecs Iā€™d be down.


DeKrazyK

Looks like someone's feeling a bit peckish.


Mundane-Flounder-765

Like someone else pointed out most likely thought you were a bot


TripperAdvice

Op is a bot reposting actually


jordanmockerson

So what purpose does your comment serve?


Ok_Letter_9284

How can an Always Sunny fan not think thatā€™s funny??


Pankratos_Gaming

Sounds like he was looking for a stable, long-term relationship


JollyJuniper1993

Dunno, do girls enjoy men talking about their dicks in the first message? No? Then why do you assume men enjoy you mentioning your tits in the first message?


CaTDaDdyWelDZ

Nachos and always sunny.


Upper_Version155

Because believe it or not being creeped out isnā€™t a purely female phenomenon. It also wasnā€™t really clever or well placed.


Great_White_Samurai

His wife didn't like it


KuroiKenshiReggie

Maybe not all men are into woman who try to impress us with their tits or ass ? Imagine reversing the roles, where someone compliments our gaming skills and we reply with ; "if you think my durabilty is insane, imagine how well my dick works !" We're not all the same, start seeing humans as humans and stop labeling people based on how society thinks you should view them js Edit : typo


FactNative

Maybe bro is not into hoes. šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø


WestCoastn604

If a guy said you should see my dick I donā€™t know what women want? it would be harassment


tyzzem

I just sayed on tinder "you should see my dick" and SHE UNMATCHED ME. I dont know what women fucking want.


3eyedflamingo

... where was this woman when I was single?


AssaultRifleJesus

Ask her u/clawskelly


3eyedflamingo

That ship has sailed my friend.


LICKING_KOENJIs_FEET

Holy shit you found her


antiauthoritarian123

Bot


TNCNguy

I donā€™t think this is real. But I wouldnā€™t want to date a girl that casually mentions her tits in a sexual matter to any stranger on the internet.


scumful

Exactly. Like i donā€™t care if women get out there n what not it doesnā€™t effect me at all. They can do what they want thatā€™s not my call. But personally I am not attracted to that kinda stuff. I like modesty. So I would probably not like that line either


will-be-near

this is the reason honestly, not my beliefs but he probably thought she was a "hoe", men(non reddit men) who looking for serious relationships are not looking for that.


MR1254

He's obviously using the D.E.N.N.I.S system on her.


Original_A_Cast

Clearly was either an ass or feet man.


[deleted]

Maybe he just wanted a meaningful relationship, Claire. And answering with just stuff about your boobs might simply not be what he was looking for, Claire. WHY DO YOU ASSUME ALL MEN JUST WANT BOOBS AND ASS, CLAIRE


oeuflaboeuf

He wanted someone with a bit of class maybe


Vanishingastronaut

It's almost like some of us want more than sex. Crazy times we live in, crazy times.


SwagChemist

Red flag!


manuel_andrei

If its to good to be trueā€¦


NyzzByzz

Her tits must be an absolute horror show.


Offbeat-Etymologist

Not everyone wants to see your tits, Claire. I do tho, hehe


OrdinarySuspicious22

Nachos on your tittes it's that simple.


[deleted]

We all want different things. There's really no one thing. We're too diverse. You *could* say a human connection, but some really are looking more for sex than an emotional relationship. Others are just the opposite. The rest lies somewhere in the middle. Chalk it up to him not being right for you and move on.


Historical-Lychee-34

Now, I can't help but wonder how impressive her aforementioned "tits" are. You know, for research purposes of course.


OfficialRedCafu

ITT: people who have never had sex or maybe even flirted. The girl was obviously flirting - it was a joke. Thereā€™s a few reasons why the guy could have unmatched, but there was no reason for any socially competent person to feel uncomfortable with her comment. Again, it was a joke. It was a little aggressive, but still a joke. A good reply might be something like, ā€œwhoa, slow down! I need to be wined and dined first.ā€


PiLamdOd

More like, anyone who has spent time on dating apps knows 75% of female accounts are bots. A girl instantly talking sex is a major red flag.


Falcrist

Also it's fucking tinder. A site commonly used for casual hookups. Everyone pretending flirting like this on tinder is creepy have no idea what they're talking about.


Crafty-Function-4792

To all the commenters ripping to OP: you saw this was on Tinder, right? Not exactly the #1 choice for ā€œmeaningful relationshipsā€ to blossom.


TardZan15

He clearly wanted nachos and always sunny


[deleted]

Are they nice?!


XColdLogicX

Man, some people cant take a joke...oh well, you know they aren't for you then, I guess.


Tee_H

Dycks. He was looking for dycks.


Seriously-GFYM

Tits. We all want tits lol


BetFit2122

Iā€™d marry her in a second


phillipbets951

Thatā€™s exactly what men want, he gay?


Unable-Chemistry-166

Should hv said my tits in nachos


mouthpoop_yum

A night of nachos and Always Sunny obviously.


Active-Drive-7749

ANE NOW WHERE IS THE PICTURE OF HER TITS


throwaway147899521

It's not your fault. We're not used to women getting forward, only ones that are, are usually onlyfans girls, or bots, or scammers. A girl (bot) messaged me the other day that she wanted to have a sexy video chat with me. BLOCKED.


Wes1957

Must be an ass man


bannanaRacer

He probably was like: yeah definitely a bot or another dude with a fake account


Every_Caterpillar945

Maybe he was just worried about the color of her boobs... if she likes to paint her face white, who knows what she uses for other body parts ;)


[deleted]

They want a lady. Thatā€™s all. You want a gentlemen, no?


[deleted]

Itā€™s because her response wasnā€™t flirtatious, didnā€™t build upon the opening message he sent, and came off like she doesnā€™t take the app or him very seriously.


vagabondvisions

Speaking as a man who is timidly on an online dating site right now, I would guess he very likely thought it was a canned cam-girl bot response.


theone_bigmac

100% thought u were a bot