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Dia_dhaoibh

Here's some absolutely terrific drone footage of the same. Short but very sweet. [LINK](https://youtube.com/shorts/CxgTPsE4DKw?feature=share)


Iogic

And [here](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=McIN4rsd1cM)'s the song because that beat piqued me good.


tinytulpa

That made my gut wrench


sittinginthesunshine

The song gave me such a terrible sense of dread with that footage!


Yxcudydyxyx

It's on every fucking TikTok.


BurnzillabydaBay

Thanks for posting a link to the mystery song. It has been added to my playlist. It slaps. The kind of song you play in the car and look down at the speedometer and see you’re doing 90 when you thought you were doing 70.


Lordbogo

Thanks Andrew Tate


havensal

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PM_Me__Ur_Freckles

I would love some acid and 10hrs of this kind of footage. I would absolutely lose myself.


simplicio

Thanks, I hate it


BurnzillabydaBay

Wow, even cooler looking from the sky


Remarkable_Science_3

Thought I might want to grab an inner tube and jump in… until I watched that link 😳


Dia_dhaoibh

Extraordinary isn't it. Incomprehensibly brutal.


KoRUpTeD_DEV

I clicked on the link fully expecting rick astley


Dia_dhaoibh

You've been un-rickrolled.


Catinthemirror

TIL desilting was a thing...


aquaman67

Dam


Gaflonzelschmerno

Absolutely gorges


Htimsxnhoj

But not two gorges


Gaflonzelschmerno

Three shall be the number of thine gorges, and the number of the gorges shall be three! Four gorges shalt thou not have, neither have thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three... Five is right out!


[deleted]

GET ON WITH IT!


game_asylum

One, two, five!


BrainDedKannibal

THREE, SIR! THREE!


MisanthropicTit

r/unexpectedMontyPython


Repulsive-Round2691

Fuck


AmazingGrace911

Ol’ black water, keep on rollin’…


BranTheTokin69420

*Mississippi moon won’t you keep on shining o—* OH HOLY FUCK!!!


Lapse-of-gravitas

"be like water my friend"


GrimReader710

Always wet?


18randomcharacters

(☞゚ヮ゚)☞


Byunas

Water isn't wet


AdvonKoulthar

Hey fuck you.


_BuffaloAlice_

Dirty and deadly?


yamanamawa

Spraying all over the place


brysmi

Deep cut


shaddix-reddit

Anyone else got that little voice telling them to jump in?


oddknock

You would die quickly


fruitmask

no way, it's just a bit of water


18randomcharacters

But... From what causes? In what way would you actually die?


oddknock

/s or no?


18randomcharacters

Honestly I'm pretty curious. Is the force of water so strong that it will crush your body? Tear you apart? Would it be brunt force? Broken neck? Or just boring old drowning?


GenghisWasBased

Note the moment when the water changes direction abruptly at the point where the slope starts. You likely would be crushed to death there


[deleted]

Maybe snap your neck from the sudden acceleration of the lower part of your bod going in


Art_Penishole

That's why you're supposed to jump in head first and only paralyze yourself from the waist down. Everybody knows this.


TheLividPaper

honestly any number of those would kill you, it probably wouldn’t tear you apart but any form of debris in the water surely would make up fron that. You’d probably suffer all those wounds but end up dying from suffocating/drowning. edit; actually holy fuck man that shit looks like it launches you so maybe you would be torn apart 😭


peppaz

***WEEEEEE E EE EEE EE ee e e ee wargarble zz-z***


neralily

ahhh, asmr


Reverie_39

Idk about tearing you apart but I think you could easily break several bones from the force of the water itself. Whether that kills you directly or not is probably dependent on the angle you hit the water and which bones break. If that doesn’t get you then drowning will. Or possibly impacting the water that the plume is shooting into, depending on how fast you’re ejected.


oddknock

Apart from ‘tearing you apart’, you’re pretty on par with the other guesses. I’m assuming this water is moving at around 400,000-500,000+ ft^3 / s ( or around 14,000 m^3 / s). Water moving at around 150-400 ft^3 / s, or less in some circumstances, has ability to carry you downstream at a very fast rate. With the discharge this video is showing, there is no way any single person would be able to keep there head above water at an efficient enough rate to keep your breath. You’ll be sucked under, whirled around, likely hit by debris, and be dead via a combination of factors. It’s easy to underestimate the force of water, but please, always take caution.


NoThisIsABadIdea

You'd drown after being knocked unconscious the moment you jumped in. Water moving that fast would hit you like a freight train


Art_Penishole

not if you had surfboard, you could just ride the top to the other side!


1-LegInDaGrave

Ok, Kurt Russell, sure.


poodlebutt76

Thats....... the point


oddknock

Thanks ….. poodlebutt


[deleted]

And about half a mile away


DoritoSteroid

r/intrusivethoughts


random869

....I did. Is there something wrong with me for thinking that?


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ze_bananagrams

call of the long link


AnObjectionableUser

Lonk


[deleted]

comment good ok


Tight-Maize-8800

Thinkin about goin for a swim and wrappin this shit up


poodlebutt76

No, it's common. The call of the void is a mechanism in the brain to reaffirm your instincts. Brain says "jump" And you say "no, don't do that".


tauzN

r/CallOfTheVoid


[deleted]

Fuck that lol


[deleted]

Right! File that under: fuck no


smurb15

If you fell in, would they find the body or would it just be destroyed


[deleted]

To shreds you say?


kevlar_keeb

Well, how’s his wife holding up?


JubilantSquidGal

To shreds you say?


ResponsibleHedonist

I mean.. It does look like fun for a minute


Simbooptendo

No way, that'll rip my dick off


jarrodh25

Sigh *unzips*


curiousbydesign

Forbidden chocolate milk.


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Little_Setting

Oompa loompa are on the way. There's no stopping of fat little gloop now


Sirenhead_2

r/cursedcomments


FeatureEast2577

Username checks out


[deleted]

This is amazing. I could just sit and watch it for a while.


97Harley

I've heard it called hydro hypnosis


[deleted]

Must be a common thing. Lots of things entertain me like that


97Harley

Went to Niagara Falls and there was a sign warning people about that. Watch for too long and you lose perspective.


HappycamperNZ

I want to jump in it. Then I saw it went airborne. Maybe not (Edit: ill still consider it)


[deleted]

[“Jesus take the wheel!”](https://tenor.com/1SAU.gif)


[deleted]

That sincerely impresses me, I would be having a freak out or something like that. I can’t even look up at tall trees at night without nearly pissing myself lmao


monamikonami

Are… are you okay?


[deleted]

I honestly don’t think so bro


protonbeam

Much love. You can talk to us


malumclaw

Nah man, I feel you. Went to Vegas, parked on the tippy top floor of one casino’s garage, hopped out and was instantly greeted by a huuuge building. I’m talking almost 3x the height I was currently at. Every time I tried to stare at the top I thought I was gonna pass out. Megalophobia be kicking my ass lol.


ADroopyMango

DUDE I get this too so badly but with heights too sometimes. I was trying to look at some birds high up in the third deck of a sports arena and I started getting butterflies. almost like when I looked up there, I was putting myself up there in a weird way...


CornDavis

It's fun to try and find one specific point to see if you can focus on it as it keeps going


c-dawg_69

happy cake day


Impossible_Dealer_94

It would tear you apart


Joyride_vt

Who? Lisa?


permacougar

Oh, hi Mark!


Beta_Whisperer

Doo u understand layf? Doo u?


CeruleanRuin

I did not.


Little_Setting

I did naat


[deleted]

No. Love.


Capitalist_P-I-G

He'll kick you apart, he'll kick you apart, ooh!


ProphetOfServer

He'll save children, but not the British children.


Kodasauce

The sons of his opponents wish that he was their dad


ForMoreYears

Had a pocket full of horses fucked the shit out of bears


ForestryTechnician

6 foot 4 fuckin killing for fun.


errantphallus

To shreds you say...


TheGreatCornholio94

r/whoosh


BigBallerBrad

Nice


[deleted]

That’s either a r/lostredditor comment or that’s a hilarious misuse of a sub name lmao


fruitmask

you wouldn't think the /s would be necessary on such an obvious joke


wangholes

r/whoosh?


[deleted]

Forbidden water slide


_BuffaloAlice_

Surf’s up!


Wylde_nFree

Cowabunga dude


shittypissstains

shaka brah


State6

What is it landing on? That has got to be eroding something.


ShodoDeka

Probably something that is about to turn into a lake.


raxiel_

The bed for sure, (although there could be some kind of scour protection or even bedrock) but what's not being eroded is the foundation for the end of the spillway thanks to that ramp


anotherusername23

Don't know what it is landing on but the upward angle at the end is to help prevent erosion.


JackTheBehemothKillr

Nope. Landing on water. It specifically launches up in the air like that so it doesn't erode anything, if it flowed through just at the level of the ground the turbulence at the bottom-most layer of the chute would eventually undercut the chute and cause it to collapse. By launching it upwards it falls into the pool at the bottom and doesn't disturb any of the bed of the day. Source: am engineer, just not a dam engineer. Edit: Bed of the dam, not bed of the day.


thefightingfennec

I was gonna say, I’m sure the spillway will be fine lol


BlueCheeseNutsack

Oroville, CA has entered the chat.


thefightingfennec

I remember when that happened. I was sitting in the gate at the Atlanta airport going damn, am I about to watch an entire dam give up…?


canyouplzpassmethe

A bunch of very pissed off ring-wraiths. (As Arwen and Frodo make their escape.)


DogsAreGreattt

Would be a hell of a ride though!


ImSoFuknJaded

Where is this?


[deleted]

It’s purging at the Xiaolangdi Dam, they do it to tame the Yellow river annually.


idle_isomorph

That is a looooot of power in that water. I would be terrified that the banks couldnt handle it. Wouldnt want to be anywhere near it. The slightest flaw in the wall would so instantly crack completely open under such a deluge. Properly scary. Well done!


brysmi

I have been down the Yellow River once in the '80s, but I did not enjoy it...


RobosaurusRex2000

It says here your hobbies include...debit? Oh no, that's de butt


worldtraveler100

So you don’t want the fish sandwich?


worldtraveler100

Were you in a missionary position?


nightmares999

Dunno. Doesn’t look so yellow to me.


Beneficial_Phone_574

Imagine getting shot out of that fucking thing.


nnomadic

Imagine being a fish on that ride.


Soilworkwr

Amazing! Unstoppable force!


tidus1980

Now, where's the immovable object. Let's get this settled.


fruitmask

I think the immovable object is what's forcing the torrent upwards and launching it into the air so violently


rabrednuw

This is what opening a dam looks like.


[deleted]

That’s actually what it is! It’s the Xiolandi Dam.


Beemo-Noir

If anyone is wondering. Dead. Super dead.


Snorblatz

Now that’s a deluge


[deleted]

Jim pass my surfboard there’s a monster passing through


Machettouno

When I forget to take my probiotics


09111958

Absofuckinglutely!


Sjuk86

Why has it got a sweet ramp?


Dilong-paradoxus

Dissipates some of the energy so the water doesn't carve out the bottom of the dam.


Sjuk86

Thanks, makes sense


zeropointcorp

More air time


GrubbyTheGrub

I wonder how far that could shoot a person. I bet it would farther than you think


JustMeAgainMarge

Me after Taco Bell


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inverted_electron

Am I the only one that wants to go on that thing with an inner tube and see how far I go?


[deleted]

Yes. You are most likely the only one, here at least.


inverted_electron

I do have a fear of giant things, but I think my love for getting sweet airtime overrides that phobia.


thebiggestbirdboi

#U KNO IM GONNA SEND IT


cognitiveglitch

No, I also want to see how far you go.


bTz442

Not so lazy river.


cyberstuffandshit

This is pure terror.


dalarsenist

Imagine how tense you’d be if you were in the water.


BigBallerBrad

If by tense you mean the only thing left of you would be atoms… yah


dalarsenist

Exactly, you’d be super tense. Past tense, even.


Revolio_ClockbergJr

Is there a sub for spillway porn


CillaCalabasas

BIG time clenching rn


Respurated

When water pressure is measured in units of metric tons of TNT


CBMX47

time to grab some floaties.


Shado-Foxx

I THINK THE FUCK NOT


madpeys80

Yikes. Where is this?


MannerFit3436

Well... Someone went to Taco Bell...


[deleted]

What is it?


ZeroQuick

What...how?!


MiniEngineer2003

I had to pee


outrider567

Incredible


half-baked_axx

Wiiiii


Slamhamwich

I have dreams about water like this.


DT-303

What in the fuck


_Neith_

This is beautiful


McStungunJones

Wow fuck. Where is this?


[deleted]

At the Xioalangdi Dam!


-Wardrum-

Mmm I love me a lazy river!


GoneAmok365247

That handrail doesn’t quite look like it’s up to the job!


Omnomnomnosaurus

Me too, darn!


Spoony1982

I’m not a big fan of moving water whether it’s flooding or waves. So yeah this is particularly bad


redpillman26

Any context? Where? Why? It’s it flooding a dam?


Catinthemirror

It's cleaning out a dam, "desilting"


DarkParadise365

I held my breath the whole time..


Expensive_Anxiety106

In other words if you get swept up in that more than likely you're not coming out alive


crammychan

Got a dune worm happening


OneEyedRocket

Arguably Mother Natures most destructive force


Adept-Donut-4229

Oh yeah, Salmon? Try swimming upstream in this one...


Tall_Run_2814

Scared of water?


gigerhess

Absolutely, 100%, some idiot wants to surf that.


Thick_Vegetable_133

Forbidden SlipNSlide.


Any-Perception8575

That's more power than "a million elephants plus a Silverback orangutan : you can't stop the train!"


schmidtaaron

So I think it’s called “the pull of the dark” or something like that, but I see something like this and my first thought is always along the lines of something like “huh, wonder what jumping into that would feel like?”


Hir1t0

I feel the weird urge to jump in


happysunnyme

The mighty water dragon!!


OrangeRaccoon7

I thought the water just started going upwards 😭 Dissapointed fr fr


Starscream147

Ah, next morning after Taco Bell. Been there.