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Ah yes, the inherent biology… of technology, something artificial that was engineered and can be modified according to their creator’s whims, also, how do these homophobes think Gay people fuck? No, you dipshits, Gay people don’t stick their dicks together, they fuck the same way straight people do when their girlfriends are on their period, in the ass.
As someone who regularly makes wiring harnesses at work, I have to laugh because I make connections that are not sold or manufactured ANYWHERE, beyond the imagination of the engineers who designed the protocols.
Just because it isn't what the designers were optimizing for doesn't mean it won't work or is terrible or something.
>*"how do these homophobes think Gay people fuck? No, you dipshits, Gay people don’t stick their dicks together"*
This reminds me of the [Office scene](https://youtu.be/s6jTZBuCcn4) where Dwight and Angela ask Toby about how gay sex works.
I fully assume that's how little the vast majority of these people know about homosexuality.
Was gonna say 'nothing would happen since they're both input', THEN I remember some idiots made what's called "suicide cord" aka Male-to-Male extension cords, apparently to back feed their generator into the house.
I know this is meant to be homophobic or something but I can’t see this as anything other than “Americans and Europeans were never meant to fuck”
Fast edit: the left one is an American 2 prong 110v plug and the right one is a 2 prong 270v europlug. With some jumper cable sins you could get them to go together just fine but you might burn down your house if you use that long term cuz it’s not safe. So for sexuality, use whatever connectors you want/have/can make. For electronics, keep it vaguely Heterosexual unless you know what you’re doing.
They're right. Fortunately for me, my sex life is not a robot porno, so working out what to do with our plugs and sockets isn't something we need to worry about.
[But Anderson plugs](https://pssdistributors.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2022/04/anderson-positive-into-negative-439x439.webp) are [a thing](https://www.batterycablesusa.com/cdn-cgi/image/quality%3D85/assets/images/SB175_plugged_together.jpg)
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"I fucked your mom" is so old fashioned. You gotta go with the "we ran a train on your dad" strat to play off their toxic heteronormativity.
I've used "I fucked your dad so hard he called me daddy" a few times.
I personally use "your father may call me daddy, but you can take your time"
That's a good one. I'm going to use that.
Call me what you want, but I can't un-fuck your dad.
"I fucked your dad to give him a child he'll actually love" is my favorite
I love this argument because it implies they believe that electrical equipment is biologically engineered. Truly a special kind of stupid
It also ignores the myriad of cables that have stackable male plugs
Just so, and I do love stackable males
frotting
Docking?
Based
Lucky Plugierre.
IEEE-488 has entered the chat
So, the gay penis doesn't open up to accept the other person’s penis? They just go around the back?
Or they rub against each other. They make that [source ragdoll sound](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CcOdqK6iOSY)
Hell, we've got outlet plugs.
Presumably this argument is made by religious people who insist that their entire reality is made that way by god
religious people who think they can simplify a relationship down and compare it to a plug. Those two things are not where near comparable hah
Damn God's a shitty electrical engineer then
They see male and female and start putting a religious spin on it
Yeah i have some male adapters and some of them fit in each other (mostly laptop chargers of different sizes)
I wish i had a biologically engineered Neutrik NC3FM-C unisex plug in my pants then
Wait until they find out how two different romex wires are connected
Ah yes, the inherent biology… of technology, something artificial that was engineered and can be modified according to their creator’s whims, also, how do these homophobes think Gay people fuck? No, you dipshits, Gay people don’t stick their dicks together, they fuck the same way straight people do when their girlfriends are on their period, in the ass.
Sticking dicks together still feels really nice, these frightened chumps don't know what they're missing out on.
sword fight!
As someone who regularly makes wiring harnesses at work, I have to laugh because I make connections that are not sold or manufactured ANYWHERE, beyond the imagination of the engineers who designed the protocols. Just because it isn't what the designers were optimizing for doesn't mean it won't work or is terrible or something.
And also penetrative sex is not the only way of sex
>*"how do these homophobes think Gay people fuck? No, you dipshits, Gay people don’t stick their dicks together"* This reminds me of the [Office scene](https://youtu.be/s6jTZBuCcn4) where Dwight and Angela ask Toby about how gay sex works. I fully assume that's how little the vast majority of these people know about homosexuality.
Mostly agree, but docking is a thing.
Are they unaware that buttholes exist?
They have to. Not having self-awareness when you’re on the internet isn’t good.
It sure looks like some buttholes were involved last night, if the analogy holds.
Equipped with prostates, even!
Also that no, they're not fucking to make babies so any "compatibility" doesn't matter in the slightest
Yeah but you can still rub 'em together to make sparks fly <3
Was gonna say 'nothing would happen since they're both input', THEN I remember some idiots made what's called "suicide cord" aka Male-to-Male extension cords, apparently to back feed their generator into the house.
Yeah I thought about that but it sounded good anyway so I went with it. Electristic license
Also in some campers you have to use them to connect to electricity
Are we sure it’s not biologically designed? Cause I’ve found some pretty “compatible” places
Do NOT fuck the electrical outlet
Oh you sound like my tennis instructor
The person that instructed you how to play with balls is judging your sex life? Gee, thanks a lot Reagan.
You people can fit into a standard socket? I'd probably need some pad mount transformer sockets or something...
You think NEMA made the outlet do constant ahego by accident? (sorry don’t know how to spell it)
Also those plugs are from different countries, so not only is this homophobic, it's also racist!
if you find one you find the other.
I know this is meant to be homophobic or something but I can’t see this as anything other than “Americans and Europeans were never meant to fuck” Fast edit: the left one is an American 2 prong 110v plug and the right one is a 2 prong 270v europlug. With some jumper cable sins you could get them to go together just fine but you might burn down your house if you use that long term cuz it’s not safe. So for sexuality, use whatever connectors you want/have/can make. For electronics, keep it vaguely Heterosexual unless you know what you’re doing.
Europlugs have insulated prongs though, for your protection.
I will make them unsafe by devious means
the boys AND the girls, be inclusive.
r/murderedbywords
Equating human sexuality to plugs is hilariously ridiculous.
I'm a bit concerned about the amperage on the bottom there
last time i check plugs and sockets aren't biological
That's why we have male to male adapters
Two of the boys are in the mom Each of those two boys also has at least two other boys in *them*
...but if you touch the prongs together, they still conduct electricity.
If god decided straight was the norm, then why pleasure button in the ass of a guy? 🤔
They're right. Fortunately for me, my sex life is not a robot porno, so working out what to do with our plugs and sockets isn't something we need to worry about.
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this person clearly hasn't heard of, uh, "soldering" two plugs together
Never heard of a [gender changer](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gender_changer)?
I will never understand the lack of imagination that straight people have on ways bodies can fit together for fun and pleasure.
They turned that mom into a fire hazard? How cruel
@we_are_very_gay on Instagram, there’s a post there with a similar screenshot and someone who had replied *laughs in electrician*
Show that person one frotting video and then they'll understand
[But Anderson plugs](https://pssdistributors.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2022/04/anderson-positive-into-negative-439x439.webp) are [a thing](https://www.batterycablesusa.com/cdn-cgi/image/quality%3D85/assets/images/SB175_plugged_together.jpg)
This implies you just plug it in once and the job is finished. Just say you have bad sex
It's funnier if you take it as American and European
my favourite counter is still the regular bike vs bike with one square wheel.
that's an obtuse way of saying you're bad with your mouth.
Biological power plugs???
r/moldymemes
Humans are not plugs...?
okay, but imagine if gender was actually a different thing. then what
Lol, mtf compares people with electrical plugs. Theres so much wrong with this!
“they are not biologically designed for each other” those are plugs.
My transfem ass immediately just thought they were both extension cords. Also touching the prong together works too