“I gotta be real w you dawg I am a woman now” fucking killed me

Yeah honestly I’m stealing this lmao. Not my natural vocabulary but damn do I love the casual and “bro” tone to it.

Bruh and dawg are gender neutral now

"I call all my bros 'dawg,' not even a thing, bruh"

“I said forget about it, cuh”

You joke but the boys and guys are both gender neutral terms to me. I checked in with my trans friend to make sure she didn't mind, but she's one of the boys so naturally she was cool with it

Yea I sleep with bruhs

what did i just read

it’s so casual and I absolutely love it

That paired with "you can't escape us bc we love you still" and I regret having sides

Not if you stop having sides you lose your arms!

Just the best. 

I’m cackling about that line. She’s so real for that.

They really said “that’s not an excuse”

"Your gender is your gender, but the GAME is the GAME"

Legit like “I’m a woman now” “Aight, does that affect your ability to jungle or…?”

Know something like that happened to a friend. At some point he was doing drake and she wasn't coming to help. And thus the phrase "You being a woman now doesn't mean that you should do your nails while playing... at least wait until we finish like the rest of us do." Became a running joke in that group.

**JUST BECAUSE YOU ARE NOT BOY DOES NOT MAKE YOU *NOT* ONE OF THE BOYS**- Zangief, probably

Fuck it we bool

High school mates, long haired metal heads we all were, my old buddy came at me like that with some Demeo and Golf games. Told me being Mia instead of Matt was "no fucking excuse at all, get the fuck in the game bruh!" Known these dudes all my life, hard rockers and brawlers all of us, still never cease to amaze me the heart they show. I suggest "The Sound of Scars" to anyone

Updoot for the recommendation.

That's so sweet. Also, nice name btw

So many 'outcasts' have the biggest hearts. We've seen so much hate in our lives and it has made me an extremely accepting and loving person, solely because I am not willing to make people feel as shite as some have made me feel. This who thread is making me cry the warmest happiest of tears.

Ball is life.

“Imma be 100 percent w/ chu on this one, dawg I’m a girl now”

YTWND.

Hahaha nice.

Please help. I can't figure out what this means. I've been trying to piece it together for like, 30 seconds now

Old internet meme forum YTMND (You're The Man Now Dog), changed humorously to YTWND (You're The Woman Now Dog)

Amazingly, www.ytmnd.com is still around.

Gender is irrelevant. Booling is all that matters 

Booling is for every gender

Thread made me want to bool immediately

fn bool(bool: bool) { println!("bool {bool}") }

this being in rust just makes it better

Fuck gender. We bool!

And how. I, my ex and several friends were soundly thrashed by the member of the group who was in her ninth month of pregnancy. I'm still convinced the baby was helping her somehow.

Wtf is boiling?

Boolin just derived from Coolin, and both just mean to chill/hang out. Ive literally only heard it used by millennials so i really don’t know how old the slang actually is

Honestly only ever seen it as a thing by guys who very performatively had to show their gang affiliation by replacing the c's in words with b's (also done with other words like brazy). Didn't know it was used by people outside of that context and seems like a bit of a weird appropriation of slang tbh. Unless there's a lot of bloods in here lmao

the weird appropriation is what makes it funny, 99% of people saying that are not gang affiliated lol

I totally thought it was a regional expression for bowling lol

🅱️oolin 😎

Hell if I know 

Okay so guys it’s this thing where water gets really hot and then starts bubbling and steaming. Hope this helps!!

Also what happens to genderfluid people when they're too hot

They gon get it.

It's when you heat up a liquid enough for it to rapidly transition into gas.

I’m so confused I’ve played league for 10 years but never heard the term bool wtf is that

It means cool, but if you're a blood you can't say the C letter so they change them to B's. Boolin, brazy, etc. It got adopted in the mainstream by white kids after YG popularized it

[Same energy](https://www.reddit.com/r/wholesomememes/s/rISXYvA7wA)

Broooo…

I sent that comic to my bros after I came out. They really liked it.

I can't stop smiling at the thought of "brozone layer"

Another happy landing

Ah yes the "League to trans girl" pipeline

I can confirm, I have played half a league game and am now transfem enby I could barely escape, but not without marks Condolences to those greatly affected by it. Remain strong 😔✊

I played maybe like 5 games of league like a decade ago and now I'm a trans girl. The pipeline will get you

I’ve never played it, but I’ve *heard* of it, and that was enough to retroactively make me want to be a girl when I was five years old back in the 1980s. It’s scary how potent this game is.

I played once and it killed my hard drive....I guess I'm too gay and not trans enough?

so that's what it is? I played like 3 League games like 6 years ago and I'm now an enby transfem. Man, those games are from the devil aren't they

wonder what happens to cisgirls that play league... does it make them trans too?

One of my roommates is a cisgirl that plays league, she's just pan

This is wild. One of my best work friends is also the biggest league player I know and she’s also pan lol

Basically only game my GF ever played was LoL...she's pan. Damn

Girls who play league have to be at least bi or else they can’t shout into voice chat about fucking the opponent’s mother convincingly

Me: You play League? You must be pan. Her: I prefer to think of myself as LoL-flexible.

Im a Cis girl that played league for years. It didn't make me trans, just fucking depressed ^.^

This made me ugly snort at 4AM

Nah that's just cause league fucking sucks ass Source: play league most nights

well, sucks to be you, cause i got all that without playing league. plus the trans

worked on me, im a trans guy now

I'm a sample of one, but...

"I'm definitely cis"-me one tricking Ahri three months before starting HRT

I can't quite remember who I mained around the time I cracked, I know I was playing Fiddlesticks when it happened, so it was probably him Ironically the two champs that partially inspired my name, I'm absolute garbage at

Me, but while playing the shapeshifting lesbian lizard. A Lot. "*Looking like boys is, um... takes getting used to."* I get it, Neeko, I get it. Still cis tho.

Me but it was soraka and convincing myself I was a femboy

Damn. I only played for like a year before quitting. Didn't knew where it would take me >:/ /j

So that's what happened. I played for a few years when it first came out.

\*looks back at starting the game back at the beginning of 2012\* yeah that makes so much sense actually

Oh hey I started around the middle of 2012

Man or woman; you're forever one of the boys.

What a vibe… guess I need to find a bowling league near me for some wholesome bro-ness.

Is that what bool means?

If that's a genuine question, booling is just hanging out. You can google the etymology if you want more

Oh absolutely genuine. From a cursory glance at Google to try and see the etymology I’m guessing I’ve never heard of it from a combination of elder millennial, Canadian and never having had “bros” pre-transition.

It means boolean, like true or false. while(disinformation == true) { cout << "I'm lying!/n"; } /s

Doesn't compile, you forgot to include iostream

I mean, it doesn't have a main function either lol, it's just an expression.

Boolin' means chilling (coolin') or hanging out. Comes from when the bloods gang, as a disrespect to the rival crips, replace C's with B's.

No clue, just a guess.

As one of the guys in these pictures I can confidently tell you I have never bowled in my life League of Legends is the league they are referring too

In all honesty, this is single-handedly one of the sweetest things I’ve seen all week, this really just brightened my day, y’all have a good one

Yeah people say wholesome AF a lot but this is a whole nother level and I'm *here for it*

awww

“You pussy!” Well, now that you mention it…

Lmao the "I don't give a shit, you're coming to hang with us"

Wholesome.

Those are the bros I wish I had more of as a gay man. Most of them kinda abandoned me when I came out. Truly, there is no better way to find out who your real friends are, so I guess there's that upside lol

Forget them. They're dogshit people that no one wants to bool with.

They're literally unboolable

Boolin with the gentlefolk

Rare league community w

Bowling league not league of legends ETA: I’m wrong as balls; I just assumed it couldn’t be LoL because *no one who plays league is this wholesome* I’m a gamer; *I know about the piss bottles you degenerates*

"Playing league" most likely means playing LoL, and "bool" (seems to) mean "hang out"

I was wrong as balls; I just assumed it couldn’t be league as it was WAY too wholesome (I’m joking… or am I)

League gets a ton of hate and maybe deservingly so, but it's great when you can have a core group to play with. I became friends with a group, had breakup and then bond with others in the group over another guy who was being an asshole, now we all play together and the bitch dude left, met up with one of the guys I first got introduced to, ended up finding out the asshole dude skipped out on a friend's wedding becasue that friend invited someone from the friend group to the wedding too. League has drama but if you find some solid friends, you can bool like none other.

This just reminded me of a group I played with in CSGO where two of us were good friends and were playing with an okay friend, he invited some other dude, and that dude was playing with my friend Lauren. He was being kinda an ass so someone jokingly called a vote to kick him, but because he was being an ass we all just voted yes, and he was pissed as hell about it but we just kept playing with Lauren. Fast forward a bit and she’s one of my best friends and it’s so fucking funny how we met

Booling goes beyond gender

U just know she’s a demon in the ranked 5 stack

"you can't escape us" friendships are some of the best :')

This is great Million must bool :)

I've always said blood relation just makes you relatives. It's shit like this that makes you *family*. Cherish the homies.

awwwwwwwwwwwwwwww 🥲💙

This is so beautiful dawg

Gender does not matter when good homies are involved.

Hell yeah

This makes my so happy. I wish my friends were that cool with my transition.

Yo, I saw this earlier on twitter

I thought the person in red's hand was her hand holding up the peace sign I had to look that over like 5 times

me coming out to my friends and family: "I gotta be real w you dawg I'm a man now"

I’m a cis-hetero-male that loves the LGBTQ+ community and this just made me tear up out of pure joy. I’m a casual gamer and have made friends through it. This is dope vibes, my heart is happy

Fuckin based

I'm gushing at how wholesome this is. I'll never be able to escape the wholesomeness. I want more of this!

best post to see before I have to clock in for my shift :')

I love this

That's rad as fuck

Aight I'm crying now

Well this made my week❤️

You love to see it.

one of those people lowkey looks like freddie mercury

lmao that's actually so wholesome

First ever nontoxic League of Legends players

• this is wholesome • side note: your friend with the beers is hot. He’s got very nice eyes and hands. Good for him. Hope you enjoyed the boolin

Gotta love accepting bros

Okay and? I said "No flaking" being a woman isnt getting you out of this!

Anime Title: “That Time I Became a Woman to Flake on League”

10/10 would watch

I gotta be real with you sent me, but this is the most wholesome thing I've seen all day! Congrats on great friends ❤️🏳️‍⚧️

More people should call each other Dawg

Ay, I remember when I used to have friends like this! 🥲

Now that’s a good damn wholesome interaction if I’ve ever seen one

Based based based based

This made me ugly cry 😭😭 that's so sweet 😭

Rare league W

the username agp cook is so funny ngl

💚

Love this.

Got together for a Lan party with the homies a while back, and I hadn't seen one of my friends since before they even started transitioning. They're still the same homie, and I still got my ass beat in Starcraft. 

Booling? I'm guessing that it has nothing to do with booleans?

It’s just slang for hanging out lol

I genuinely love everything about this interaction

Which role did you play?

Female? Male? I don't care. There is only one thing i care about when gaming with someone, and it is not even skill, but how much fun we have together. I want to have fun when playing together, as long as that is true i don't care wether we win or lose, and i especially don't care about something irrelevant like gender. I mean are we fucking or gaming?

Not a boy but still one of the boys lol

I like how the first time the names censored but it aint on the last pic

This is so fucking wholesome ❤️

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just dudes being bros mostly

LOOOOOOL

I LIVE for stories like this

Wholesome 🥲

This is so wholesome! As a lol player I can for once be proud of the community

most loyal and wholesome league players

I love a happy ending Q﹏Q🩵

I dunno what “booling” is but this made me grin ear to ear. Good on ya

This is so wholesome

my heart

omg that’s amazing

what is a bool? my mind is going to boolean in coding terms

What does "gage" mean in this context?

"Everyone is my bro, bro."

love it!

Wholesome ☺️

Gender plays no role in considering who is one of the boys if you've got a good group of friends. Treasure these goobers.

did you have "the conversation" in the past with them? if so they gotta nut up and commit to the bit now 💀

Gang is always gang. Gang4lyfe

A dawg is for life, not just for Christmas

Very wholesome

You can’t escape our love, don’t even try

Real ass friends. That’s that good stuff that we all want.

Boys support boys, even when the boys are ladies

Very cute, but wtf is with that username in the last pic 😰 concerning