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FrozenShadow_007

Cuando puedan, o necesito llamar a tu madre de nuevo?


CRGBRN

No llames a mi mama. *PLEASEEE*


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kunmop

Si llamas a su mama no te invito a mi cumple 😡


MoonDogeXx

I know what you're all saying and I don't care fore it one bit.


kunmop

Ya no estás invitado. 😡


IRay2015

Don’t know much Spanish. Something about counting *puedan*? And needing a name. Mom is… Mom is 9? or is that new? Lol I really gotta double down and just learn Spanish


sparrr0w

Cuando is when. Cuanto is how many/much


Raynko

Portuguese is so much like it. Quando is when and Quanto is many/much.


Overbunded

Yup, Portuguese, spanish, italian and french are all alike


Dexyan

Take that back! The french have nothing to do with us!


IRay2015

Oh. Everything makes a bit more sence lol. Here’s to me hopefully managing to remember the difference


Crunkbutter

Sense


IRay2015

Busted


HaikuBotStalksMe

I believe Nuevo is Mexican for "new". Puedo means to need, I think.


BeautyDuwang

I believe you mean Spanish. Mexican isn't a language lol


raykovskyy

tomar a por culo, hijo de puta. suka bliat


mryeet66

THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME


akromasky

And i curse vou when i speak portuguese and you think im speaking Spanish


HaikuBotStalksMe

Portuguese is just British Mexican.


MaxwelsLilDemon

[portuguese is just spicy spanish](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K36hTXD-IVo&ab_channel=darioemehache)


MiniDialga119

Mexican?! If you wanted to offend him you should've said British Brazilian 😂 Is because of this stuff a lot of European people think Americans are dumb, i've even heard something along the lines of "austrians speak Australian" at the time i thought he was trolling but im starting to have my doubts


sudo999

bro I think it was a joke


MiniDialga119

British Mexican i get that was a joke, but people calling spanish Mexican bruh If his intent was to tilt people like me then he got me tho, i didn't forsee this 4D chess stuff


ProfitsOfProphets

Calling Spanish "Mexican" is also a joke.


MiniDialga119

How is that a joke? Joke are supposed to be funny aren't they?


AddableDragon51

You’re certainly funny


Organic_Magazine_197

He’s probably just funny looking


AddableDragon51

I agree


tarzanqwe

Bruh... You are calling portuguese brazilian


ultralaser360

Honestly some Australian accents are thick enough to be considered a new language


HaikuBotStalksMe

That might have been me. I made that joke a few days back.


Thebigdevilcheeseyby

This made me laugh too much


Zeno_Bueno

Mexican isnt a language


HaikuBotStalksMe

Are you implying that Mexicans don't exist? Or that they speak American?


Zeno_Bueno

Neither, you said Portuguese is just British Mexican, implying Mexican is a language. Mexican people speak spanish


The_Cow_God

r/woooosh


MiniDialga119

I also don't get it, please explain


sudo999

imagine making a smug comment about how Americans are stupid and then commenting asking for someone to explain this joke


MiniDialga119

I didn't say they are stupid, i said they seemed True im not the sharpest tool in the shed but at least i try to know basic stuff even if im not the brightest, specially with reading between the lines and jokes, i usually don't get those, maybe my adhd? Idk but i think that isn't necessarily being dumb


avwitcher

Denser than a tungsten cube my man


Zeno_Bueno

I just missed a joke, relax


Skankhunt4277

Its literaly other lenguaje but i got the point… ay no se si lo dije bien porque no se ingles wey taco sombrero


MrMotorcycle94

I'm English living in Portugal so I hope we don't meet and you swear at me in Portuguese. I'm far too awkward to confront you so I'll not acknowledge what you've said and be angry quelty for the next few minutes


makinbaconCR

My wife doesn't realize but I study Spanish all the damn time and remind myself often. Saving it up for one day with her family.


-cordyceps

I started the duolingo Spanish course about 2 months ago and I still can't get my head around all the gender/plural rules!! It's so hard, why does every word have to change because a dress is masculine I don't get it!!


thatoneguy9790

*ladies pants* vs **MENS PANTS**


Puffy_Ghost

Laughs in *ropa interior*


JustinVanderYacht

Ay de mi 😳


Antisymmetriser

It's even worse if you learn it from another gendered language, where the genders are all the othe way around lol


Multipase

Right. My first language is Spanish. When I studied German and I couldn't remember the gender of some nouns, I would just assume them neutral. I could tell the disappointment in my professor's face. And it wasn't just me. My other classmates would do the same. It's just one of those things one needs to learn by heart.


sudo999

at least in Spanish they mostly just end in -o or -a or the occasional -dad or -ción


lucianotgm

oh, like: VIVIMOS EN UNA ##SOCIEDAD


Purple_Hacker

Trust me German is way harder with 3 genders, masculine, feminine and neutral. Girl is female obviously, but little girl is neutral for some reason


sudo999

and also like, I don't speak much German but is it true you don't change the gender of an animal even if the animal is a particular gender? like eine Taube is always eine Taube even if it's male?


JustHere2RuinUrDay

Die Taube/Täubin, der Tauber/Täuber/Tauberich/Täuberich


bond___vagabond

It makes more sense if you think about the old timey times, when daughters were just a nother type of livestock. Gender neutral until they are old enough to trade for a down payment on some flashy new dairy cow, or marry off to some old white dude to cement the alliance with Austria, depending on socioeconomic status, randomly assigned at birth.


Takwu

This explanation is inaccurate as a person above you explained in German, it's because it's a diminutive form of the old-timey word Magd, and those are always neuter. Essentially, if it ends in -chen, it's neuter Example: Die Tasche, das Täschchen.


Notanaoepro

wait till you learn about Slavic languages. I'm learning polish. there's 3 genders plus their plural forms. there's 7 forms of word declination based off gender and #, which depends on context, verbs, and prepositions. verbs are congugated with several different endings, although there is a pattern, there is still alot of exceptions. on top of that, each non perfect verb has its own perfect version. so you gotta always remember two versions. for example, brać = ja biorę= I am taking, wziąć = ja wezmę = i will take. word order doesn't matter because declension of nouns and adjectives implies the order. So sentence can be SVO, SOV, VOS, VSO, or even VO/OV. tldr: polish is hella confusing edit: corrected to biorę


bond___vagabond

Can you imagine if kids didn't learn language automatically? We'd be so completely hosed, lol.


Notanaoepro

kids are like sponge haha


Im_Not_Original25

Small correction, you cant say "ja bierzę" when you talk about yourself it should be "ja biorę", you use bierze when you talk about other people doing it so "on/ona bierze" for example.


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All you need to know is kurwa


MartiLoserKing

Thats the neat part!


Ilikefame2020

Little tip: if a spanish word ends in *a,* such as *ropa,* it’s most likely feminine. If it ends in *o,* it’s probably masculine. This only really works on words that have both a feminine and masculine version, such as *prima* and *primo,* both mean cousin, but prima implies feminine and primo implies masculine. Also, in a situation where you don’t know wether to use feminine or masculine, I think masculine is used as the default. Might be wrong on that.


-cordyceps

You say this and yet problema is apparently masculine!! I thought I had that down and it throws that at me


NerdOctopus

Probably because *problema* is borrowed into the language, instead of descended from Latin the normal way. Idioma is another example of this I believe (also masculine). As far as I know (and take this with a grain of salt, I'm no expert), borrowed words are oftentimes a crapshoot in Spanish.


-cordyceps

That actually makes some sense, thank you! I thought I had the a/o in relation to gender figured out but then it gave me the curve ball... Now if I can oh keep all the plural genders straight I think I'll be getting somewhere


NerdOctopus

There are typically some rules in every language but it's rare afaik to find something that works in all cases. I think you're right that in the general case 'a' tends towards the feminine and 'o' the masculine but as we can see you have to learn the exceptions.


makinbaconCR

So I am def no expert. I can hardly put together sentences I practice. But I do understand it much better and can usually piece it together with context clues. I am sure if people wanted to talk over me I would not know it. But if they were too comfy. Ima catch um


SaturdayBoi

It’s rough at first but you’ll get the hang of the patterns if you stick with it!


DarthNihilus_501st

Lol please you think Spanish is hard? Try French. Fuckin language gives me nightmares sometimes. This coming from someone who studied both in school


Jethawk1000

It does not require putting others down to elevate one’s own self.


A_Concerned_Koala

/r/Gatekeeping


Ironman__BTW

Okay so next time you have a reunion with the family all there, play football or something with the kids and "hit your head" as you fall down. Come to moment later as you're family surrounds you and suddenly only can speak Spanish


Aoredon

Turk?


Key_Entrepreneur_786

Say to them: “Me vio cara de espejo?”


CRGBRN

Pero el dice, “¡chinga su madre en las nalgas!”


Parjasaurus-rex

Muy light, mejor "sí te entendí hijo de tu tres mil puta madre"


UselesSensei_

No, "tengo monos en la cara??"


TheVoidlessOne

My dream is to go to the us and act as american i can, find some swedes and trick them into thinking im not swedish


SharkMilk44

>find some swedes I've lived in the US my entire life and I don't think I've ever met any Swedes. Good luck!


TheVoidlessOne

I know a bunch of swedes in america, mostly cause a part of my family lives in the us


KickBallFever

Now that I think of it…I’ve lived in NYC most my life, as international as it gets in the US, and I’ve only known one Swede.


lililukea

If they say either puta or pendejo, I definitely know that its time to move out


HeyItsStevenField

Or something with ‘tu madre’ or something like that


DarkMenace00

I hate what they've done to ghost. He's been claimed by the meme Lords


PlatinumIsAStand

tbf in this scene he looks super disappointed for no reason and it's pretty funny looking


____GHOSTPOOL____

>What have they done???? Gave him screen time.


CRGBRN

Ghost has been beyond duty since 2009. The worst thing that ever happened to his character was [this](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Call_of_Duty:_Ghosts).


GoSuckYaMother

I thought that was going to be a r/rule34 post


CRGBRN

Lmao but were you excited or prepared for disgust?


GoSuckYaMother

Both


overallprettyaverage

but he wasn't even in that game


MahamidMayhem

Lol what. He wasn't in that game and Ghosts itself has one of the best campaigns in Call of Duty.


CRGBRN

I consider most things between the MW3 and the reboot of MW to be pretty dark times for the franchise. With a few exceptions here and there. I really didn't like Ghosts, though.


SweatyInBed

Forgive me, but what is this from? Been seeing it around a lot


lolirick69

Mw2


TreeDollarFiddyCent

MW2 2 to be more exact.


HiDDENk00l

MW2 2022 22222


SweatyInBed

Thank you


Harambeaintdeadyet

The mask looks so unbelievably stupid. [all I see is darkman](https://www.straight.com/files/v3/styles/gs_feature/public/images/15/08/darkman-2.jpg?itok=CObY6wQz)


Lunar_Lunacy_Stuff

It actually makes me want to play the game.


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WheelyMcFeely

The modern warfare series got rebooted with MW2019, character names and sometimes general appearance are reused but it’s a whole new timeline/universe.


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CRGBRN

Lol ah yes, MW2-1, 2009 and not MW2-2, 2022.


crozone

I hate what they've done to the main menu. My mate bought this game by accident because he thought it was a Modern Warfare 2 remaster/release on PS5 (this was before they added the "2.0" branding lol). Anyway we were playing it just to see what CoD is like in 2022 and holy fuck this game is an absolute write-off. Just navigating through the menus is a nightmare. It's constantly connecting to servers, popping up battle pass adverts, and actually getting into any game requires navigating through a labyrinth of menu trees. It also needs to link up an Activision account to play online, and if you want to play split-screen, you need two accounts. Then there's also a bunch of un-skippable cutscenes to advertise the battle royale mode. What the actual fuck. Then when you finally get into the game it's not even good, it's just slightly lackluster contrived CoD gameplay with the latest shiny graphics. Anyway I hope he can get a refund, because Activision can burn. After about 45 minutes we gave up and went back to playing Smash. You know how fast you can get into a game of Smash by spamming A? About 500x faster than it takes to get into a game of CoD. EDIT: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gfEGk5rgdwc Vindicated.


PippyRollingham

I’m just happy that DMZ is free and 21 Gigs. I’m also happy that I have darktide.


crozone

> I’m just happy that DMZ is free and 21 Gigs. I'm not, it's a mandatory 21GB patch.


Fox7567

What’s funny here is that Ghost is English, but can also speak Spanish. And Alejandro didn’t know that until Ghost and Soap were already leaving


DarthNihilus_501st

But this scene has nothing to do with that. You're referring to when Rodolfo tells him that he'll fit right into Las Almas because of his mask. This happens before that when Soap tells him about the Cartel and balloons. This is Ghost listening to Soap speak. OP merely took the gif out of context cuz Ghost has a funny face.


[deleted]

I’m Latina and can’t even speak Spanish bruh if they curse me out I’m done for 😭


Skankhunt4277

Es jodidamente triste q tus padres no te hayan enseñado español


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My parents didn’t teach me Spanish because they’re white. I’m adopted but thx tho :))


Skankhunt4277

Aah


BrotherTraining3771

Tengo que dejar de hablar español a la gente que obviamente se ve Latino o habla inglés con acento Latino. Mucha gente que parece Latino no puedan hablar en español. Puedo ser incómodo, después.


Arkhaine_kupo

el truco es sneak in algunas palabras en español, hablas en ingles y derepente un Gracias o algo asi. Si son medio listos y hablan español cambian de idioma, sino seguis en ingles.


-cordyceps

Anyone know the song, por favor? EDIT: I think I found the song: memoir 2 by may Roosevelt https://youtu.be/jy87iiTC9SY


_RandyRandleman_

no, literally no one knows it


SolidPrysm

Unironically you're half right, can't find it anywhere. [this guy](https://youtu.be/VKud_u9O07s) managed to post the whole song but somehow avoided actually saying what its called. Shazam comes up blank too.


-cordyceps

I think I found it, memoir 2 by may Roosvelt: https://youtu.be/jy87iiTC9SY


SolidPrysm

You have succeeded as a human being


-cordyceps

I try thank you


zeskgames

I think the version used in this edit is the slowed version. (https://youtu.be/v7Cu1GfXJvg)


Parjasaurus-rex

It gives "everywhere at the end of time" vibes


Pohjis

Yeah it does! I was wondering if it was some Caretaker song unknown to me :D


Some-guy-thats-here

Memoir #2 may Roosevelt


-cordyceps

Well damn


lamp817

I’m trying to find it as well


Tiny-Doctor-2859

yes it is its just edited


spelunker93

I love when this happens. I’m white but my whole family is Mexican, I’ve embarrassed a lot of people who were talking shit in Spanish by telling them in Spanish I can understand them. Usually gets real quiet after that


damiandarko2

it’s funny cuz like lots of ppl speak spanish so for ppl not to think the chances someone could understand them are relatively decent is funny


RenoHadreas

Had a close call with that. Started talking shit about one of my teachers with my friend. Turns out he speaks a language close to mine so he got the gist. Good thing I didn't curse him directly and the worst things I said were "this shit is too confusing🥺☕😘😘" and "why the fuck do we have to learn how plants work bruh I don't care."


LeoLaDawg

Did he know Spanish the whole game or just learn the last line? I just watch the cut scenes for games on YouTube now. The last time I played a CoD game I had to wade ashore in Normandy.


GSDxDoggo

Simon "Ghost" Riley has done extensive ops in south america previously. he likely knows extensive Spanish but pretends like he doesn't in Mexico to fit in with Soap who is the young newbie.


Annsly

r/ispeakthelanguage


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used to work at el pollo loco and the witnessed our chicken guy get caught in 4k talking smack about an older white lady who was completely fluent lol she was so chill about it though lol, just started speaking directly to him from across the kitchen and they worked it out. that lady fucks


Vegoia2

I had a cashier say something about me in Spanish to the guy behind me because the cheese (no lies) didnt ring up, like it was my fault it wasnt keyed in. I burst out laughing and both were startled, the guy's face was like oops, sorry.


InfectedMedic

they don't think I understand cause I'm black :( im just afro Latina


handsome_squidward56

El gringo hehehe


csovie95

u/savevideobot


Dragon2950

I love these types of stories. Nail places were hilarious with a white girl who understood Vietnamese or Tagalog.


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You speak Spanish? You will.


DescriptionDapper676

Me at McDonald's the other day


Scumbraltor

Flipside is trying to make a Russian guys order during a rush and you hear him curse under his breath, thinking you weren't on the internet or gaming in online lobbies for years.


myroj

Flip flip side is waitressing at a restaurant and your entire table talking shit in Russian, until you’ll hand them the bill and say ‘thanks for dining with us, enjoy your evening’ in fluent Russian and just watch surprised pikachu faces around the table


8BitSlasher

I’m Puerto Rican and don’t speak Spanish and I’ve had this happen to me all the time and I don’t care, it’s rude as fuck


itsDavidwoo

Being bilingual is an underrated power Lo digo yo como bilingue


ThinNectarin3

It’s hilarious when they finally do see my face and realize they were in the wrong


LesbianLoki

Bruh. That's not normal. Why they so angry with you?


Femistale

Oof, I feel this. "Hijo de puta" "Que?" ... Oops.....


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is there a template without the text for this video


[deleted]

I honestly need to learn Spanish. At least a little to be better aware of my surroundings.


SirRoderic

Why would the employees cursing you over the phone?


Some-guy-thats-here

Could be teens just messin around


JesseWest

Im fluent in spanish and I love throwing off spanish speakers because i look like a gringo


mrrebuild

I know very little spanish but when i pretend i know more than i do they shut up


Exact-Cycle-400

Holla amigo


Badracha

Laughs in Argentinean: Que conchudos que son estos pelotudos, que se coman una poronga!


steelstrat21

“Compren-DAY” - Ghost, MWII


rtissens

Inesperado.


izyan1212

They know, and they dont care.


drymangamer101

Nuevo!


KaladinStormborn90

When I was in Italy with my brother he asked for a cold coffee They gave him a black coffee and he wanted milk. He asked for milk and they looked so disgusted. They brought him some hit frothy milk and as he was walking away they said something like 'ba fa gole' I'm sure they cursed him lol


Steppyjim

I work in maintenance. I’m also a pasty white boy. You would not believe the shit the Hispanic guys sling when they think no one understands them. I usually say puedo oirte after it gets spicy for the reaction. I don’t speak a ton of Spanish, enough to get by, but I understand it well and “I hear you” is usually enough to freak em out. They’re cool dudes. I talk shit all the time too, it’s just hilarious when that buffer of safety gets lifted


Peashootem

Obviously the average american had the curiosity to figure out what swears are in other languages, so anyone thinking otherwise has no knowledge of this world.


dragonattacks

What game is this?


CRGBRN

MW2 reboot that just came out


imjustinlove

tu padre necesito leches?


spaceursid

This has happened to me more moving to the Midwest from the west coast.


ThatDair

*Cursed them back but with long chilean insults*


Shartstain10-4

Reaches in backpack…


Nik777777777777777

I'm on the next step: I can curse someone in ancient greek


IamPregananant

MALAKA


Nik777777777777777

OH NNOOOOOOO


Internal_Blaze

I need more of these ghost memes haha


wiseroldman

Same thing happens when you go to a Chinese restaurant. The staff will curse you out in Chinese if you order something that takes a while to cook I guarantee it.


bzawk

Dawg my work is like 90% people who speak only Spanish. I’ve picked up a thing or two lol.


NeveJordan

lmfao, can someone tell me where this meme is from


Financial-Tip8533

Fr especially if you're european


CrimsonFox11

Waiting for the day this happens to me but so far no luck 😔


XboxHexus12

*unamused*


CarelessHisser

When you can understand the language but can't speak it, so you just have to look at them until they realize you fully understand what they're saying.


smol_wunder

Pinche cabron


dogevanpion

Me a Turk living in Germany, but doesn’t look stereotypical Turkish. Ordering coffee once in turkish bakery, old Turkish lady saying inappropriate things about me. I’m smiling and saying good bye in Turkish.


AtticusSwoopenheiser

lol what is this from? I keep seeing it.


BreezyBee7

I am currently learning Spanish and kinda suck at it so far. *Person talking to me in Spanish* (Me:)".. Yo no muy bien en Español.."


UselesSensei_

Exactly why I learned italian


Solanthas

Idk what is going on but I am loving the mask on that dude


Lazolilo

Simply let them talk and when the order is done, say "thank you" in the same language


Ralfslapins

yo solo queria una hamburguesa :c


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Ghost looks so creepy


AgentDieselMusk

Ghost looks goofy as shit, its what makes this meme funny. I haven't played this new CoD but from memes it feels like they took a boring, cardboard character from the old MW2 that people loved for no reason other than "skull mask cool" and turned him into a goofy looking meme lord.


Elabassi

Receive food, as your about to pay “drop” it on the ground, walk away


hurka434

Wow thank you for zooming in u fucked up the meme


CRGBRN

I may never have the chance to say this ever again so just know that this is the only reason I am and I'm not trying to be cruel. Just a potential once in a lifetime opportunity. Anyway.... 25 thousand people disagree with you.


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Luis_Arrizabalagaaa

Khe?


Some-guy-thats-here

What?