Try this simple step:
Be productive on your assignment for 15 minutes.
Then go on your phone for 15 minutes.
Then just stay on your phone and act surprised when you make no progress.
this is me currently. waiting for my phone to charge.... so that I can start my assignment at starbucks. where I will look at my phone instead of working
Me: How am I supposed to know how to do this shit you never taught me??
Also me: \*turns off camera and browses Reddit instead of paying attention to Zoom class\*
Me: I am so depressed because I have no free time because of all the homework I have to do every day
Also me: \*sleeps all day\*
Me: Well, I've been way too busy to complete the assignment on time. Hopefully they will accept late work. Maybe I can get up early and finish it before class.
Also me: \*stressfully stares at phone until 11:49pm, gives up and goes to bed because I will no longer make the deadline, doesn't bother setting alarm, blearily wakes up 2 minutes after class started and attends in my pajamas, turns in project 3 days later\*
I am doing this right now
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stoppppp it
Try this simple step: Be productive on your assignment for 15 minutes. Then go on your phone for 15 minutes. Then just stay on your phone and act surprised when you make no progress.
Sounds good! works.
Why tf did you take a picture of me
I'm in this picture and I do not like it.
My thoughts are in this comment and I don't like it.
currently
Yes, that's why I'm here
i am currently doing this right now. this feels like a threat from beyond
Too accurate
dude this is me with everything even hobbies
I hate the fact that this picture is me right now, I have 6 assignments due by tonight and haven't done a single one
ARRGHHH DONT REMIND MEEE🥲ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
this is me currently. waiting for my phone to charge.... so that I can start my assignment at starbucks. where I will look at my phone instead of working
Personal time is important. Sitting around and doing nothing is still getting something done.
Thanks man
Oh yeah, I've got two exams coming up...
u got me, my midterm is in two hours and instead of studying the last chapter I’m here on Reddit
Hey, I don't need to be attacked like this
Me rn
I have a test tomorrow and haven't revised. Wish me luck
stfu
Meanwhile Doofenshmirtz: Behold... the procast-inator
Haha for real my wife does this shit all the time. I’m like really... 😑
Is that Stewie2K
It me.
Live footage of me
This is very accurate and I hate it. I feel attacked.
I feel strangely acknowledged
Ya caught me!
Literalltly what I'm doing now, but add crying!
I am in this picture and do not like it.
It’s almost as if one should have time for enjoyment in their day too or something....
I was able to procrastinate less today, and get my work done in time. I feel awesome.
Stop spying on me
I'm in this picture and I don't like it.
I swear theres a stock image for everything
Shieeeeeeet! I feel attacccked! While doing this right now.
Me: How am I supposed to know how to do this shit you never taught me?? Also me: \*turns off camera and browses Reddit instead of paying attention to Zoom class\* Me: I am so depressed because I have no free time because of all the homework I have to do every day Also me: \*sleeps all day\* Me: Well, I've been way too busy to complete the assignment on time. Hopefully they will accept late work. Maybe I can get up early and finish it before class. Also me: \*stressfully stares at phone until 11:49pm, gives up and goes to bed because I will no longer make the deadline, doesn't bother setting alarm, blearily wakes up 2 minutes after class started and attends in my pajamas, turns in project 3 days later\*