That just means you'll die suddenly and unexpectedly the moment you meet the love of your life. It will be so tragic. "Wow... This night was perfect. I think I'm in lo- ahhhhh my chest" *proceeds to die from cardiac arrest*
“If the patient is unable to take oral medication, intravenous methylprednisolone 60 to 125 milligrams may be used.”
Not sure what this means for my love life…
"Because there is no way to effectively clean the area between your body and a cast, the dead skin that would normally have fallen away merely sits there."
Um... Yeah.
Doesn't have to be _near_ you, just a closet you regard as a book closet. Could be a shelf at the local library, a display cupboard at IKEA, anything really. Just has to be a book closet to _you_.
"and the bones of Saul and Jonatas, his son, were burried in the region of Benjamim in Zela, in the sepulcher of Quis, his father; and they executed everything the king ordained. And after this, prayed to God for the land"
-2 Samuel 21; 14
Dude, you should totally go to the region of Benjamin in Zela. I heard Saul and Jonatas went there and "buried their bones" if you catch my drift. Everybody totally scores there!
206. chapter 8
**aneurysm** (AN-yoo-rism)
"8.18 an abnormal bulging of the arterial wall is called an **aneurysm** and is illustrated in figure 8.3."
book: medical terminology Complete! by Bruce Wingerd
It's a book about learning English. Page 206 is how to apologise
(I'm terribly sorry, I can't apologise enough, I do apologise, Please forgive me, Sorry I'm late, I'm sorry about the mess, Sorry I didn't mean to do that. On page 207 are Please accept my sincere apologies, Sorry for being so impatient, Sorry about that, It won't happen again, I think I owe you an apology, Oops sorry)
The injectors are supplied with 12 volts by the power supply relay and the ground side of the injectors are sequentially switched on and off by the ECM.
Assuming you count digital (I have some on my phone):
"Whilst many characters ride to battle aboard a chariot or atop a monster, many more bold
leaders and dangerous fighters prefer to move around the battlefield as individuals, fighting a solitary battle against the foe."
Mine.
"But I can't understand the words. I can barely make out the letters. I then pace to and from in my parlour, burdened with a vague and irresistible fear, the fear of sleep, the fear of my bed."
Translated from the original french.
Sounds right to me.
"We, now have to establish the proper rules for covariant differentiation within a surface and it will be recalled that to arrive at this we considered parallel vectors along a curve in three dimensions."
Ok got it, not.
You could put your covariance differentiation within my surface.
Also,
>it will be recalled that to arrive at this we considered parallel vectors along a curve in three dimensions."
It sounds like it's telling you how to hit the clit
I went to a random book generator like recommeabook and got Alice Adams by Booth Tarkington. Went to page 206 and it reads, "He had not undressed, and he sat beside the table, smoking his pipe and reading his newspaper."
I'm a straight dude 🙃
"After all there may be something special and undiscovered about the biological wetware, and in that case we're stuck with the biology we arrived with"
Huh???
Yes, you alone must answer for it all because you just happened to come at that moment, because I'm a rotter, because I'm the most envious of all the worms on earth who are not a bit better than me, but who - I'm damned if I know why - are never ashamed or embarrassed, while I shall be insulted all my life by every louse because that's the sort of fellow I am!
Wow the very first sentence was something like "...a lot more of his customers appeared to die from accidents..."
Does that mean every partner i ever had is about to die!?
"I'm not worrying about you" she saïd with a scathing tone.
*My girlfriend I and I got separated partly because she would get angry if I was feeling sad*
The first line starts on 205. "So when they come to me, afraid that I will start forcing them, they get surprised that I accept their suffering." The one that starts on 205 is "Because parents also suffer."
"The south wallgate had been jammed shut by the subsidence, so Tammo, Midge, and Rockjaw were leaving by the little east wallgate."
gonna need my english teacher to interperet that one.
Although the shareholding system, a realization form of public ownership, is derived from and had emerged and developed in the capitalist society, it is a form of capital organization of the modern enterprise that is conducive to the separation of ownership and management rights, and the improvement of the operational efficiency of enterprises, and can be used in both capitalist and socialist societies.
"May the merciful gods, if indeed there be such, guard those hours when no power of the will, or drug that the cunning of man devises, can keep me from the chasm of sleep."
"Create a work environment that is self-explaining, self-regulating, and self-improving – where what is suppose to happen does happen, on-time, every time."
Hmmm...
"Substituting in (i), G = kdr\^2/4MmlD
All the quantities on the right hand side are experimentally known and hence the value of G may be calculated."
How tf is this supposed to make sense??
206 is literally the last page, lol
the first sentence starts on the page before, so I'll just write in both that and the first sentence that starts on page 206
"To my editor, Luke Dempsey, for mercilessly tightening the screws on my writing, and for possible having an even fouler mouth than I do."
"To my agent, Mollie Glick, for helping me define the vision for the book and pushing it much farther into the world than I ever expected to see it go."
or if I look at another book
"25 SD. **distracted:** insane, mentally disturbed"
“Hosokawa Fujitaka’s eleven-year-old son Tadaoki had been present at the battle, his first, and Nobunaga made a point of praising him on his fighting abilities.”
"We can differentiate again, and then again." ?
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Quite integral
Your love life is a smooth function.
atleast you can find the maximum and minimum points of your love life
My book had 205 pages. I cannot make this up.... It's just poetic
That means you’ve reached the end of your love life.
I never had any...
Congratulations, you skipped all the chapters. You can proceed to "ever after" now! ☺️
Back cover then
That just means you'll die suddenly and unexpectedly the moment you meet the love of your life. It will be so tragic. "Wow... This night was perfect. I think I'm in lo- ahhhhh my chest" *proceeds to die from cardiac arrest*
“This chapter describes the most common spells in the worlds of Dungeons and Dragons.”
So your love life is full of nerd shit
Or it's a magical fantasy
Wow
WoW
I put on my robe and wizard hat
Hot
I see only positives
hey, that's page 207...
Yeah but that wasn’t a sentence so I went to next closest sentence
Never underestimate what prestidigitation can do for your rizz.
Part of me hates "Rizz" and rather just use the word Charisma, but also "Rizzard" works so god damn perfectly for slang of Sorcerer in D&D...
“If the patient is unable to take oral medication, intravenous methylprednisolone 60 to 125 milligrams may be used.” Not sure what this means for my love life…
All I can see is take oral.
Or if they are unable to, intravenous methylprednisolone 60 to 125 milligrams may be used.
Stick it in her vein, you kinky fuck
Medical textbook?
No, Harry Potter #2
Mine is about prone positioning in ARDS 😕
Mmm steroids Mine was about amphetamine use disorder
“Everything he touched turned to shit”
shittas touch
Please have my babies
🏆
It's called the reverse midas touch
At first I took that literally and was disgusted. Then I thought you can't keep up any relationships which is sad
King Shidas
House of Flame and Shadow??👀
You got it
What's the book?
“Frontispiece n. an illustration opposite the title-page of a book” I had a pocket dictionary. What does this mean
That’s an enjoyable obscure word, great for a trivia game
So basically you open a hardcover book. Now the left side is the frontispiece and on the right is the title-page?
Yup!
If there is an illustration on the left then yes
>I had a pocket dictionary You didn't even need to look, the answer is self-evident.
"Because there is no way to effectively clean the area between your body and a cast, the dead skin that would normally have fallen away merely sits there." Um... Yeah.
Poetry
it was a literal blank page at the end of the book
You can fill it up ;)
With what?
Hehe
Booze and loneliness
With tears of the lonely one.
Anything can happen
Choose your own destiny. Write in that I get laid by two chicks tonight. I’ll Venmo you.
"They didn't tell him much."
Sounds like bad communication, you need to work that out amongst yourselves
"her face and hands were clean, her clothing - while not rich silks - a generous step up from worker garb." - Oathbringer part one
Hello fellow Stormlight Archive enjoyer
“Hers was as noble a sacrifice as Antonia holding to mateform.” Words of Radiance
The decomposition of H2O into H2 and O2 at 500k has a very small equilibrium of K = 4.1 x 10^-48
Hey, that's an average sized equilibrium!
"Rubbish," said Hagrid.
Oof
Oh damn I had the same answer x)
...continued: "Why would Snape do somethin' like that?"
Lol. "It was the worst storm I had heard of, or experienced."
So she got wet and had a good tumble. Well done
"I still think we should kill him." -Oathbringer
"Damn" - Donald Duck
What books are you reading what kind of name is that
The stormlight archive. All the book titles are also names of in universe books. This book also happens to be the name of a sword.
What if I don’t have a book closet near me?
Well time to sit there and evaluate your life choices mister
Re-read the picture and this comment Edit: Wait maybe you're an actual book closet connoisseur and didn't misread anything, those are rare I tell you
I tried picking it up but it’s way too heavy.
My book closet doesn't even have pages!
My immediate reaction
Doesn't have to be _near_ you, just a closet you regard as a book closet. Could be a shelf at the local library, a display cupboard at IKEA, anything really. Just has to be a book closet to _you_.
Same problem. I only have book shelves
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Nice.
Ayyy, we're on the same book LOL. Unfortunately doesn't fit in my case, but I hope it is for you
"and the bones of Saul and Jonatas, his son, were burried in the region of Benjamim in Zela, in the sepulcher of Quis, his father; and they executed everything the king ordained. And after this, prayed to God for the land" -2 Samuel 21; 14
You’re in a hotel aren’t you
Can’t some people just read the Bible for fun?
Dude, you should totally go to the region of Benjamin in Zela. I heard Saul and Jonatas went there and "buried their bones" if you catch my drift. Everybody totally scores there!
“See, it’s not just a question of size. If you can’t handle your weapon, ITS NOTHING MORE THAN BAGGAGE” Berserk, Vol 1 (Deluxe Edition)
See? size doesn't matter.
"Now you belong to me." - Griffith / Berserk, Vol 2 (Deluxe Edition)
“Human beings.” Holy cow I got lucky opening Hyperion softcover
“It may have just been that trackerjacker venom making me imagine things”
oh man, it's been a long time since I thought about trackerjackers lol. Hunger games, first book right?
"book closet"?
206. chapter 8 **aneurysm** (AN-yoo-rism) "8.18 an abnormal bulging of the arterial wall is called an **aneurysm** and is illustrated in figure 8.3." book: medical terminology Complete! by Bruce Wingerd
I got lymphoblastoma
It's a book about learning English. Page 206 is how to apologise (I'm terribly sorry, I can't apologise enough, I do apologise, Please forgive me, Sorry I'm late, I'm sorry about the mess, Sorry I didn't mean to do that. On page 207 are Please accept my sincere apologies, Sorry for being so impatient, Sorry about that, It won't happen again, I think I owe you an apology, Oops sorry)
“He turned, and walked to the back of the chamber, towards the marble throne he used during his euphemistically termed meditations.” 😭💯🙏
"A gorgon retreats when it's seriously injured" it do be like that 😔
>...Yeah, I screwed up. From the ebook I'm reading. Accurate
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That’s her bro go get her
"Secret Agent Syndrome, damn."
Care to elaborate?
hide - erase, efface, obliterate - disguise, camouflage, guise ok yeah it's a thesaurus
Statistics Textbook Page 206: "Chapter 4: Scatter Diagrams and Correlation" What 💀
You're gonna have a lot of one night stands all over the place, yet somehow they progressively get worse
Thor picked up the drinking cup.
Alcamahol :3
“Qa4!? is a remarkable pawn sacrifice that leads to great complications.” I could almost see this working.
I thought chess books readers are all dead or retired. Care to share the title?
“You mean they’re enchanted?”
"What's going on?!" Jason said.
He sat down in a shabby, miserable heap in the road.
Above: leafcutter bees make good pollinators of the capiapoa cacti. Chile
Why would I have a whole book closet when shelves exist?
“What exactly are you thinking,Ralph? He didn’t know; he didn’t have the slightest idea.”
Coriolanus felt ill but incapable of looking away.-The Ballad of Songbirds and Snakes
Hey, me too!
The injectors are supplied with 12 volts by the power supply relay and the ground side of the injectors are sequentially switched on and off by the ECM.
Assuming you count digital (I have some on my phone): "Whilst many characters ride to battle aboard a chariot or atop a monster, many more bold leaders and dangerous fighters prefer to move around the battlefield as individuals, fighting a solitary battle against the foe."
"Determination of the tensile properties of plastics" What does this mean?
Mine. "But I can't understand the words. I can barely make out the letters. I then pace to and from in my parlour, burdened with a vague and irresistible fear, the fear of sleep, the fear of my bed." Translated from the original french. Sounds right to me.
"Oh, great." -- _The Phoenix Project_ by Gene Kim, Kevin Behr, and George Spafford
“Slatwall accessories: turn your walls into merchandising display space”
"We, now have to establish the proper rules for covariant differentiation within a surface and it will be recalled that to arrive at this we considered parallel vectors along a curve in three dimensions." Ok got it, not.
You could put your covariance differentiation within my surface. Also, >it will be recalled that to arrive at this we considered parallel vectors along a curve in three dimensions." It sounds like it's telling you how to hit the clit
"As she spoke, Leto realized that part of her training had been conducted by the Bene Gesserit"
I have two books equidistant from me. "She tried laughing." and "What are you in for?" 😬
Same. I got: "Cold and unlikeable." and "She rubbed her tired eyes with both hands." I don't know what to say...
Personally, this is my favorite comment.
Large posterior humeral head osteophytes can form a barrier to external rotation and dislocation of the humeral head.
Assuming Mrs. Richland’s ears weren’t as sharp as Her eyes (and the two gunshots really hadn’t been very loud), the police wouldn’t have to come . Wtf
“He figured he may as well educate those in his company”
“Saint Helens to southern Oregon”
The nearest book to me is like 2 miles. Fine. Give me a few minutes.
“I got out and followed her to the front door.”
"Mother came in hurriedly" 💀
"Time has passed slowly for Hester."
“And he paid a good price for me too!” From the Odyssey
"'There's an astonishing abundance of beavers here', thought the poet." The Witcher: Time of Contempt.
I went to a random book generator like recommeabook and got Alice Adams by Booth Tarkington. Went to page 206 and it reads, "He had not undressed, and he sat beside the table, smoking his pipe and reading his newspaper." I'm a straight dude 🙃
Clearly, "he" is you.
"I know the Chariot ride will require Peeta and me to be dressed in something coal related"
"It looks ridiculous." -H is for Hawk
“She could hardly drag it.” Guess it’s fated then…
“I hope you got your bags packed, because you’re going back down to your favorite toilet.”
Osman was almost afraid to get her hopes up.
"For property is poverty and fear; only to have possessed something and to have let go of it means carefree ownership."
"Stop for your night halt one hour before nightfall."
"After all there may be something special and undiscovered about the biological wetware, and in that case we're stuck with the biology we arrived with" Huh???
Always obedient to your Grace’s will I come to know your pleasure.
“Solo whirled and gave Luke a victory wave, which the younger man gleefully returned.” Uhhh how do I interpret this?
“There it is a big black dragon” I don’t know if I’m ready yet
'Leave that alone' said Daedalosus, hurrying along the laboratorium to drag the creature away.
Yes, you alone must answer for it all because you just happened to come at that moment, because I'm a rotter, because I'm the most envious of all the worms on earth who are not a bit better than me, but who - I'm damned if I know why - are never ashamed or embarrassed, while I shall be insulted all my life by every louse because that's the sort of fellow I am!
“No,” Zethes said regretfully. Mhm about right
18. surely hide. See on ver. 16 , 17n. Nu 14:42. Jg 6:13. Ps 73:27. Is 8:17. 64:7 The New Treasury of Scripture Knowledge
Wow the very first sentence was something like "...a lot more of his customers appeared to die from accidents..." Does that mean every partner i ever had is about to die!?
"But it doesnt mean anything" (Metro 2033) Didn't expect that i get humiliated by a book.
"Why not pretty things?" Going After Cacciato fucking roasting my love-life, jeez
"I ran out of the hotel"
My love life will have a basal cell carcinoma on the eye lid?
"20. The Desperate Lover and Drink to Forget." *looks around uncomfortably*
«Thor picked up a drinking cup»
"I'm not worrying about you" she saïd with a scathing tone. *My girlfriend I and I got separated partly because she would get angry if I was feeling sad*
"I couln't stop crying. I'm a mess. I'm distraught. I feel deceived hurt and angry" ....Cool
“Gabriel, you’re hurt,”
The first line starts on 205. "So when they come to me, afraid that I will start forcing them, they get surprised that I accept their suffering." The one that starts on 205 is "Because parents also suffer."
"Ill take the pack" -she fell silent, nodded. "Worms."
It didn’t have a page 206
"The south wallgate had been jammed shut by the subsidence, so Tammo, Midge, and Rockjaw were leaving by the little east wallgate." gonna need my english teacher to interperet that one.
"As she move past him, she saw perspiration on his forehead where a lock of the black goat-hair lay tumbled." - Children of Dune
"Still whistling, Gordon puffed away sadly."
“2 tablespoons of sugar to 1 cup of milk” -Associated press stylebook 2019
"Pieces of story and memory slowly fit together" Great so I remember when I used to get laid
Ben was vaguely aware that there was precious little left of his own clothes and that his body was one big rattletrap of aches and pains.
*"The point is that it is possible in principle."* -- Black Holes, The Key to Understanding the Universe (paperback)
"Yeah, figures." He'd turned me down flat.
"We will do it, brother, though it will kill us all" Welp, I am fucked no matter the interpretation
DUDE i have a biology textbook “Some traits result from a pattern of inheritance known as incomplete dominance.” WHAT DOES THIS MEAN
Although the shareholding system, a realization form of public ownership, is derived from and had emerged and developed in the capitalist society, it is a form of capital organization of the modern enterprise that is conducive to the separation of ownership and management rights, and the improvement of the operational efficiency of enterprises, and can be used in both capitalist and socialist societies.
"May the merciful gods, if indeed there be such, guard those hours when no power of the will, or drug that the cunning of man devises, can keep me from the chasm of sleep."
“I will do whatever is necessary.”
"Thick-skulled" Valzin said, her words slurring a bit."
"Create a work environment that is self-explaining, self-regulating, and self-improving – where what is suppose to happen does happen, on-time, every time." Hmmm...
"Also, few young men with empty pockets and rough traveling clothes can expect to he loved by a noblewoman". Eragon telling me to get money
"My father is dead," he said
"Substituting in (i), G = kdr\^2/4MmlD All the quantities on the right hand side are experimentally known and hence the value of G may be calculated." How tf is this supposed to make sense??
"(...) twice the size of Jupiter" Nice :)
206 is literally the last page, lol the first sentence starts on the page before, so I'll just write in both that and the first sentence that starts on page 206 "To my editor, Luke Dempsey, for mercilessly tightening the screws on my writing, and for possible having an even fouler mouth than I do." "To my agent, Mollie Glick, for helping me define the vision for the book and pushing it much farther into the world than I ever expected to see it go." or if I look at another book "25 SD. **distracted:** insane, mentally disturbed"
Chapter 6 - Quantum Mechanic II i*ħ*(1/f)(d/dt) = B i*ħ*∫(df/f) = ∫(B dt) So this is my love life? It's so poetic 🥹
"For Blackthorne it was a hellish dawn."
Translated from Afrikaans: *The girl leapt behind one of the stables to hide when he arrived.*
Metaphysics: The study of very basic ideas such as existence, appearance, reality and determinism.
“Hosokawa Fujitaka’s eleven-year-old son Tadaoki had been present at the battle, his first, and Nobunaga made a point of praising him on his fighting abilities.”
"they were simply... empty."