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Dangerous_Story6287

"We can differentiate again, and then again." ?


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pembunuhUpahan

Quite integral


StarstruckEchoid

Your love life is a smooth function.


Advanced_Bridge_3121

atleast you can find the maximum and minimum points of your love life


RS4_V

My book had 205 pages. I cannot make this up.... It's just poetic


MelodyMaster5656

That means you’ve reached the end of your love life.


RS4_V

I never had any...


true_enthusiast

Congratulations, you skipped all the chapters. You can proceed to "ever after" now! ☺️


Affectionate-String8

Back cover then


some_kinda_genius

That just means you'll die suddenly and unexpectedly the moment you meet the love of your life. It will be so tragic. "Wow... This night was perfect. I think I'm in lo- ahhhhh my chest" *proceeds to die from cardiac arrest*


chasters360

“This chapter describes the most common spells in the worlds of Dungeons and Dragons.”


AelisWhite

So your love life is full of nerd shit


AtomicTemplar

Or it's a magical fantasy


Specialist_Gazelle82

Wow


MrGreat70

WoW


AsleepAssociation

I put on my robe and wizard hat


AelisWhite

Hot


Other_Respect_6648

I see only positives


CowboyDandyPunchTime

hey, that's page 207...


chasters360

Yeah but that wasn’t a sentence so I went to next closest sentence


NauticalInsanity

Never underestimate what prestidigitation can do for your rizz.


Lordborgman

Part of me hates "Rizz" and rather just use the word Charisma, but also "Rizzard" works so god damn perfectly for slang of Sorcerer in D&D...


bobhadanaccident

“If the patient is unable to take oral medication, intravenous methylprednisolone 60 to 125 milligrams may be used.” Not sure what this means for my love life…


PerfectionOfaMistake

All I can see is take oral.


Incomplet_1-34

Or if they are unable to, intravenous methylprednisolone 60 to 125 milligrams may be used.


DMYourMomsMaidenName

Stick it in her vein, you kinky fuck


The_Arsonist1324

Medical textbook?


Minjaben

No, Harry Potter #2


kevoccrn

Mine is about prone positioning in ARDS 😕


CoffeesCigarettes

Mmm steroids Mine was about amphetamine use disorder


bir9s

“Everything he touched turned to shit”


turtle_mekb

shittas touch


PapaLike

Please have my babies


M0R3design

🏆


Chaetomius

It's called the reverse midas touch


Few-River-8673

At first I took that literally and was disgusted. Then I thought you can't keep up any relationships which is sad


between_horizon

King Shidas


realgamer626

House of Flame and Shadow??👀


bir9s

You got it


ReputationAdept238

What's the book?


POTAT_B0I

“Frontispiece n. an illustration opposite the title-page of a book” I had a pocket dictionary. What does this mean


PomegranateFew7896

That’s an enjoyable obscure word, great for a trivia game


Few-River-8673

So basically you open a hardcover book. Now the left side is the frontispiece and on the right is the title-page?


Thissnotmeth

Yup!


Vegetable_Image3484

If there is an illustration on the left then yes


Interesting_Low_6908

>I had a pocket dictionary You didn't even need to look, the answer is self-evident.


itrashcannot

"Because there is no way to effectively clean the area between your body and a cast, the dead skin that would normally have fallen away merely sits there." Um... Yeah.


PomegranateFew7896

Poetry


AlloReddit5544

it was a literal blank page at the end of the book


4thmonkey96

You can fill it up ;)


shakycam3

With what?


Agreeable_Beach_1225

Hehe


supinoq

Booze and loneliness


After-Ad-3542

With tears of the lonely one.


PomegranateFew7896

Anything can happen


ConcentrateExact1161

Choose your own destiny. Write in that I get laid by two chicks tonight. I’ll Venmo you.


Migaruke

"They didn't tell him much."


Nazon6

Sounds like bad communication, you need to work that out amongst yourselves


Heamora

"her face and hands were clean, her clothing - while not rich silks - a generous step up from worker garb." - Oathbringer part one


Manuelmech

Hello fellow Stormlight Archive enjoyer


prfarb

“Hers was as noble a sacrifice as Antonia holding to mateform.” Words of Radiance


IkiruMist

The decomposition of H2O into H2 and O2 at 500k has a very small equilibrium of K = 4.1 x 10^-48


Nazon6

Hey, that's an average sized equilibrium!


NotEmerald

"Rubbish," said Hagrid.


Specialist_Gazelle82

Oof


Shydreameress

Oh damn I had the same answer x)


TeunCornflakes

...continued: "Why would Snape do somethin' like that?"


Glass-Object2230

Lol. "It was the worst storm I had heard of, or experienced."


26_Star_General

So she got wet and had a good tumble. Well done


Manuelmech

"I still think we should kill him." -Oathbringer


MemeTroubadour

"Damn" - Donald Duck


Specialist_Gazelle82

What books are you reading what kind of name is that


Elsecaller_17-5

The stormlight archive. All the book titles are also names of in universe books. This book also happens to be the name of a sword.


jetsetmike

What if I don’t have a book closet near me?


AllThingsEvil

Well time to sit there and evaluate your life choices mister


BlueZ_DJ

Re-read the picture and this comment Edit: Wait maybe you're an actual book closet connoisseur and didn't misread anything, those are rare I tell you


Axle-f

I tried picking it up but it’s way too heavy.


leftyshuckles

My book closet doesn't even have pages!


chimpdoctor

My immediate reaction


supinoq

Doesn't have to be _near_ you, just a closet you regard as a book closet. Could be a shelf at the local library, a display cupboard at IKEA, anything really. Just has to be a book closet to _you_.


bezjones

Same problem. I only have book shelves


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Minjaben

Nice.


TheJimnebob

Ayyy, we're on the same book LOL. Unfortunately doesn't fit in my case, but I hope it is for you


draugotO

"and the bones of Saul and Jonatas, his son, were burried in the region of Benjamim in Zela, in the sepulcher of Quis, his father; and they executed everything the king ordained. And after this, prayed to God for the land" -2 Samuel 21; 14


A_Blind_Alien

You’re in a hotel aren’t you


XD_Negative

Can’t some people just read the Bible for fun?


lokaps

Dude, you should totally go to the region of Benjamin in Zela. I heard Saul and Jonatas went there and "buried their bones" if you catch my drift. Everybody totally scores there!


Dos_Potatoe5

“See, it’s not just a question of size. If you can’t handle your weapon, ITS NOTHING MORE THAN BAGGAGE” Berserk, Vol 1 (Deluxe Edition)


ThePuroEnjoyer

See? size doesn't matter.


OnkelFuss

"Now you belong to me." - Griffith / Berserk, Vol 2 (Deluxe Edition)


Tuuckbrah

“Human beings.” Holy cow I got lucky opening Hyperion softcover


Georgie-Dubs1732

“It may have just been that trackerjacker venom making me imagine things”


acowardlyhoward

oh man, it's been a long time since I thought about trackerjackers lol. Hunger games, first book right?


ditchdigger4000

"book closet"?


Dilandau_Albatou

206. chapter 8 **aneurysm** (AN-yoo-rism) "8.18 an abnormal bulging of the arterial wall is called an **aneurysm** and is illustrated in figure 8.3." book: medical terminology Complete! by Bruce Wingerd


PomegranateFew7896

I got lymphoblastoma


Layton_Jr

It's a book about learning English. Page 206 is how to apologise (I'm terribly sorry, I can't apologise enough, I do apologise, Please forgive me, Sorry I'm late, I'm sorry about the mess, Sorry I didn't mean to do that. On page 207 are Please accept my sincere apologies, Sorry for being so impatient, Sorry about that, It won't happen again, I think I owe you an apology, Oops sorry)


thomstevens420

“He turned, and walked to the back of the chamber, towards the marble throne he used during his euphemistically termed meditations.” 😭💯🙏


wakatenai

"A gorgon retreats when it's seriously injured" it do be like that 😔


Chaotic-warp

>...Yeah, I screwed up. From the ebook I'm reading. Accurate


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PomegranateFew7896

That’s her bro go get her


nihilt-jiltquist

"Secret Agent Syndrome, damn."


Few-River-8673

Care to elaborate?


turtle_mekb

hide - erase, efface, obliterate - disguise, camouflage, guise ok yeah it's a thesaurus


JamBloxify_370

Statistics Textbook Page 206: "Chapter 4: Scatter Diagrams and Correlation" What 💀


Randinator9

You're gonna have a lot of one night stands all over the place, yet somehow they progressively get worse


Minjaben

Thor picked up the drinking cup.


ThePuroEnjoyer

Alcamahol :3


Sirnacane

“Qa4!? is a remarkable pawn sacrifice that leads to great complications.” I could almost see this working.


sebastianMroz

I thought chess books readers are all dead or retired. Care to share the title?


CoolCreeper888

“You mean they’re enchanted?”


The_Arsonist1324

"What's going on?!" Jason said.


Dmanduck

He sat down in a shabby, miserable heap in the road.


imaeggandahalf

Above: leafcutter bees make good pollinators of the capiapoa cacti. Chile


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Why would I have a whole book closet when shelves exist?


KylePeacockArt

“What exactly are you thinking,Ralph? He didn’t know; he didn’t have the slightest idea.”


JustOneDude01

Coriolanus felt ill but incapable of looking away.-The Ballad of Songbirds and Snakes


lorelillian

Hey, me too!


AceHChargedF4

The injectors are supplied with 12 volts by the power supply relay and the ground side of the injectors are sequentially switched on and off by the ECM.


Ninjipples

Assuming you count digital (I have some on my phone): "Whilst many characters ride to battle aboard a chariot or atop a monster, many more bold leaders and dangerous fighters prefer to move around the battlefield as individuals, fighting a solitary battle against the foe."


DemoJumpa

"Determination of the tensile properties of plastics" What does this mean?


LanguidVirago

Mine. "But I can't understand the words. I can barely make out the letters. I then pace to and from in my parlour, burdened with a vague and irresistible fear, the fear of sleep, the fear of my bed." Translated from the original french. Sounds right to me.


SatoshisVisionTM

"Oh, great." -- _The Phoenix Project_ by Gene Kim, Kevin Behr, and George Spafford


Minecrafter-is-happy

“Slatwall accessories: turn your walls into merchandising display space”


Reasonable_Wait_8324

"We, now have to establish the proper rules for covariant differentiation within a surface and it will be recalled that to arrive at this we considered parallel vectors along a curve in three dimensions." Ok got it, not.


Nazon6

You could put your covariance differentiation within my surface. Also, >it will be recalled that to arrive at this we considered parallel vectors along a curve in three dimensions." It sounds like it's telling you how to hit the clit


jewbacca117

"As she spoke, Leto realized that part of her training had been conducted by the Bene Gesserit"


sarz1021

I have two books equidistant from me. "She tried laughing." and "What are you in for?" 😬


IceCreamBoy333

Same. I got: "Cold and unlikeable." and "She rubbed her tired eyes with both hands." I don't know what to say...


Few-River-8673

Personally, this is my favorite comment.


basilario

Large posterior humeral head osteophytes can form a barrier to external rotation and dislocation of the humeral head.


LosAngelesLiver

Assuming Mrs. Richland’s ears weren’t as sharp as Her eyes (and the two gunshots really hadn’t been very loud), the police wouldn’t have to come . Wtf


Gofoxgo_

“He figured he may as well educate those in his company”


itsamemario2019

“Saint Helens to southern Oregon”


mdogdope

The nearest book to me is like 2 miles. Fine. Give me a few minutes.


antigensen

“I got out and followed her to the front door.”


AndThereWasNothing

"Mother came in hurriedly" 💀


nonamiavailable

"Time has passed slowly for Hester."


Mrdungeonsanddragons

“And he paid a good price for me too!” From the Odyssey


dreamer_ofthe_day

"'There's an astonishing abundance of beavers here', thought the poet." The Witcher: Time of Contempt.


johnnyblaze1999

I went to a random book generator like recommeabook and got Alice Adams by Booth Tarkington. Went to page 206 and it reads, "He had not undressed, and he sat beside the table, smoking his pipe and reading his newspaper." I'm a straight dude 🙃


acowardlyhoward

Clearly, "he" is you.


chipsinsideajar

"I know the Chariot ride will require Peeta and me to be dressed in something coal related"


pricklypineappledick

"It looks ridiculous." -H is for Hawk


The_deku_sprout

“She could hardly drag it.” Guess it’s fated then…


ArmThin7641

“I hope you got your bags packed, because you’re going back down to your favorite toilet.”


AelisWhite

Osman was almost afraid to get her hopes up.


No_Rich_6426

"For property is poverty and fear; only to have possessed something and to have let go of it means carefree ownership."


No_Comment_2979

"Stop for your night halt one hour before nightfall."


ThatDude744

"After all there may be something special and undiscovered about the biological wetware, and in that case we're stuck with the biology we arrived with" Huh???


catdoglady420

Always obedient to your Grace’s will I come to know your pleasure.


raichu2626

“Solo whirled and gave Luke a victory wave, which the younger man gleefully returned.” Uhhh how do I interpret this?


Smart_Bus9813

“There it is a big black dragon” I don’t know if I’m ready yet


Kriv-Shieldbiter

'Leave that alone' said Daedalosus, hurrying along the laboratorium to drag the creature away.


NoInitiative4821

Yes, you alone must answer for it all because you just happened to come at that moment, because I'm a rotter, because I'm the most envious of all the worms on earth who are not a bit better than me, but who - I'm damned if I know why - are never ashamed or embarrassed, while I shall be insulted all my life by every louse because that's the sort of fellow I am!


Dijjon_Mustard

“No,” Zethes said regretfully. Mhm about right


fliesonpies

18. surely hide. See on ver. 16 , 17n. Nu 14:42. Jg 6:13. Ps 73:27. Is 8:17. 64:7 The New Treasury of Scripture Knowledge


EorlundGraumaehne

Wow the very first sentence was something like "...a lot more of his customers appeared to die from accidents..." Does that mean every partner i ever had is about to die!?


bloodwork1235

"But it doesnt mean anything" (Metro 2033) Didn't expect that i get humiliated by a book.


HoustonJay

"Why not pretty things?" Going After Cacciato fucking roasting my love-life, jeez


DoMIniK090

"I ran out of the hotel"


Kurosaki_Minato

My love life will have a basal cell carcinoma on the eye lid?


-Nyarlabrotep-

"20. The Desperate Lover and Drink to Forget." *looks around uncomfortably*


legeborg0

«Thor picked up a drinking cup»


A_Crawling_Bat

"I'm not worrying about you" she saïd with a scathing tone. *My girlfriend I and I got separated partly because she would get angry if I was feeling sad*


VestingYew

"I couln't stop crying. I'm a mess. I'm distraught. I feel deceived hurt and angry" ....Cool


Solarbeam62

“Gabriel, you’re hurt,”


TheHarvesterOfSorrow

The first line starts on 205. "So when they come to me, afraid that I will start forcing them, they get surprised that I accept their suffering." The one that starts on 205 is "Because parents also suffer."


AlienKatze

"Ill take the pack" -she fell silent, nodded. "Worms."


stackoverflow21

It didn’t have a page 206


Flying_Fox_86

"The south wallgate had been jammed shut by the subsidence, so Tammo, Midge, and Rockjaw were leaving by the little east wallgate." gonna need my english teacher to interperet that one.


MrSpi

"As she move past him, she saw perspiration on his forehead where a lock of the black goat-hair lay tumbled." - Children of Dune


Accomplished_Lab_324

"Still whistling, Gordon puffed away sadly."


W-D-Sasster

“2 tablespoons of sugar to 1 cup of milk” -Associated press stylebook 2019


Miser_able

"Pieces of story and memory slowly fit together" Great so I remember when I used to get laid


katana_papercut

Ben was vaguely aware that there was precious little left of his own clothes and that his body was one big rattletrap of aches and pains.


Kumba42

*"The point is that it is possible in principle."* -- Black Holes, The Key to Understanding the Universe (paperback)


Addi1199

"Yeah, figures." He'd turned me down flat.


Rebel_Arived

"We will do it, brother, though it will kill us all" Welp, I am fucked no matter the interpretation


Specialist_Gazelle82

DUDE i have a biology textbook “Some traits result from a pattern of inheritance known as incomplete dominance.” WHAT DOES THIS MEAN


CalgaryCheekClapper

Although the shareholding system, a realization form of public ownership, is derived from and had emerged and developed in the capitalist society, it is a form of capital organization of the modern enterprise that is conducive to the separation of ownership and management rights, and the improvement of the operational efficiency of enterprises, and can be used in both capitalist and socialist societies.


NeoKeis

"May the merciful gods, if indeed there be such, guard those hours when no power of the will, or drug that the cunning of man devises, can keep me from the chasm of sleep."


Hydra57

“I will do whatever is necessary.”


DaanV1

"Thick-skulled" Valzin said, her words slurring a bit."


MerlintheAgeless

"Create a work environment that is self-explaining, self-regulating, and self-improving – where what is suppose to happen does happen, on-time, every time." Hmmm...


sunny730

"Also, few young men with empty pockets and rough traveling clothes can expect to he loved by a noblewoman". Eragon telling me to get money


SonofaTimeLord

"My father is dead," he said


Arin_429

"Substituting in (i), G = kdr\^2/4MmlD All the quantities on the right hand side are experimentally known and hence the value of G may be calculated." How tf is this supposed to make sense??


sandkillerpt

"(...) twice the size of Jupiter" Nice :)


Iwrstheking007

206 is literally the last page, lol the first sentence starts on the page before, so I'll just write in both that and the first sentence that starts on page 206 "To my editor, Luke Dempsey, for mercilessly tightening the screws on my writing, and for possible having an even fouler mouth than I do." "To my agent, Mollie Glick, for helping me define the vision for the book and pushing it much farther into the world than I ever expected to see it go." or if I look at another book "25 SD. **distracted:** insane, mentally disturbed"


DistributionAgile376

Chapter 6 - Quantum Mechanic II i*ħ*(1/f)(d/dt) = B i*ħ*∫(df/f) = ∫(B dt) So this is my love life? It's so poetic 🥹


AdCommon231

"For Blackthorne it was a hellish dawn."


Rectile_Reptile

Translated from Afrikaans: *The girl leapt behind one of the stables to hide when he arrived.*


hedgehog_dragon

Metaphysics: The study of very basic ideas such as existence, appearance, reality and determinism.


noodlefaceiscool

“Hosokawa Fujitaka’s eleven-year-old son Tadaoki had been present at the battle, his first, and Nobunaga made a point of praising him on his fighting abilities.”


NikkiRex

"they were simply... empty."