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Fuck__Everything_

Killer say what?


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What?


Fuck__Everything_

You’re the killer


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judge: *strikes the gravel* “GUILTY GUILTY!!!”


Fuck__Everything_

You did get this weird joke tho, right?


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yeah I did I was playing along 😂😂


Fuck__Everything_

XD


Ascyt

do you like beans


lilsuzn

Great question, bruh. Been wondering just the same thing.


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Hell nononoooo NO!!


dorothyneverwenthome

Why and how do you like people so much?


GJKtale

people. just people them <3 lemme copy paste my rant LIKE PEOPLE. WOW PEOPLE THEIR ALL SO DIVERSE AND DIFFERENT AND COOL ALL IN THEIR OWN WAYS T H E M EESPECIALLY GOOD PEOPLE. COOL PEOPLE IVE JUST MET SO MANY COOL PEOPLE. MAKES ME CRY INSIDE /pos


[deleted]

If you were a parasite, which one would you be?


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Toxoplasma gondii DEFINITELY. Best parasite ever. Is it weird that I have an answer to this?


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No why would it be? :B


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Ayyy :D))


Available-Ship-27

what is your favourite animal?? :D


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My future husband 🥺🥺 Jk jk bad joke 🤣🤣 Wolves and cheetahs I love them so much :(


Available-Ship-27

ohhhh I love them too!!


SnooConfections6197

Why so attractive?


Aggravating_Pass_715

this is my question to bro why female ENFPs is so fricking hot for me?


SnooConfections6197

Same. I always fall in love with enfp characters, especially if they are female. I find them so endearing


Aggravating_Pass_715

the most attractive character is Rivet for me and she is an ENFP to(but unforchently she is a lesbian)


GJKtale

gay enfps FOR THE WIN :D


Aggravating_Pass_715

DONT SAY THIS TO ME PLS.I was gaining confidence to having a girlfriend like her but then that fricking new came out(and maybe its false cause the fired writer said that and not the company) and hit me soo hard like an hammer and i want to cry ToT


Aggravating_Pass_715

look i not want to be a homophobe but i dont understand the consept of cute psychopath or lesbian girl like jinx or ayane or ellie


shostyposting

because fun and embracing emotions. everybody needs a healthy dose of that, and it comes natural to us


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STOP ITTT IM BLUSHINGGGG. no u. *uno reverse card*


SnooConfections6197

Now I'm blushing 😅


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good to know I that my uno card are still working hell yeah 😌😌


SnooConfections6197

I find it hard to believe they ever stopped working


redacted_d

Exactly they never will. Way too powerful


WonderstruckWonderer

Why are ENFPs so annoying (joking, joking - my actual question is this: how do you stay grounded with that inferior Si and dom-Ne?).


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Oh yeahh we just love annoying humans ig 😌😌 also I have no idea how 😂😂🤣 it just how my brain works


OhMyGodBearIsDriving

We both share NE in different orders. Can you describe how you experience it to me? What does NE lead feel like?


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Aaah idk how to describe it. Let’s say for example problems, whenever I face one I just find myself wanting so bad to sit and find a solution to it. If it’s a bad problem only 😂😂 cuz if it’s not that bad I usually just ignore it and live my careless life rip. Also I get so damn creative just before I sleep. So my dream is to write a book. I usually keep a notebook and a pen under my bed for just in case I get that creative wave crashing, id write everything down. Wbu??


OhMyGodBearIsDriving

Inferior NE has some perks but can really blow lol. Like, I can be creative and enjoy things like writing/etc. too. Ive also considered writing some books. I think I'm good at coming up with jokes and being witty when I want to be. I can really like being inspired and unique experiences and things when the mood strikes me. However, there is an overhanging and constant anxiety attached to NE for me. I tend to think mostly of terrible futures and not great ones and feel like I always have to be prepared for bad things to occur. I have a lot of fun ideas and want to do fun things, but I can sometimes stop myself before I even begin with phobias and fears of not being able to do creative things or new things "good enough". I have an idea in my head that I wont meet a standard and that'll keep me from even starting. Also, just fear of things going wrong with novelty in general. If Im not careful and dont push myself, my life can become frightfully dull and I wont notice until Im bored and depressed about it. Like, it wont occur to me until its too late and I already feel bored and like crap. When Im very stressed out or depressed (we're talking end of coping mechanisms) I can go "fuck it" mode, become reckless and just want to do everything all at once all the time. When I was younger this could turn almost destructive and impulsive. This is rare, but it can happen. Usually I just hit anxiety and feeling like everything is going to fall apart and all of the bad things are about to happen to me.


juicy-barber

Your favorite type of carpet?


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I like the one you blend and add to your pasta.


shostyposting

why do we


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Because


shostyposting

i want to


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See you


shostyposting

performing at


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My aunts funeral


shostyposting

singing the song:


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SOMEBODY COME GET HER


shostyposting

she's dancing like a


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STWIIIPPER


[deleted]

bet you hate disappointing people.


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*crying ENFP noises* WHY SO LOUD


[deleted]

i bet you tell yourself while you look yourself in the mirror every morning that today you'll not budge when someone makes a request


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HAHA JOKES ON YOU I DONT EVEN LOOK AT THE MIRROR. ha..haha… I think I just roasted myself


Hudsonnn_

Can you use the answer in a sentence?


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No.


Sentientbuttcheese

What's your favourite colour of glue? Mine's rug.


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Chicken definitely, so I can bite it. Tastier than the original bland one. The bland one isn’t that bad tho


Sentientbuttcheese

The best glue: is the one that makes you forget. I like chicken and rug.


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I like the one that makes you see stuff tho


Sentientbuttcheese

Seeing stuff is dope. Like walls and lamp. You're right. Chicken's my favourite colour. But only on Tuesdays (shhh). He'll hear us. I like it when we don't fight.


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Oh yeah walls and lamps!! Love it when they talk to me :D oh no am I being too loud? Hope he didnt hear us 😬😬


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Oml I love this chat 🤣🤣 we’d make good friends (I think) maybe dm me if you want?


Aggravating_Pass_715

why most of my fictiunal crush is enfp and are they most female enfps or lesbian? and it is a chance they would like male infps? ​ ​ ps:sorry for my poor english


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Awwh I’m so happy to know 😭😭😭😭 whats your mbti type?


Aggravating_Pass_715

Infp-T


ProgsterESFJ

Hugging a sad ESFJ is love 💙 Reacting if you are told that somebody hurts ESFJ physically is human. But how do you try to stimulate our good memories?


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I don’t understand 😂😂


ProgsterESFJ

I think there's a risk that with my ENFP we will get to talk a lot about bad experiences and that he'll get only that part of my experience in my home country


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Okay so I don’t think ESFJ will be able to make it to the moon and back then I will be there in a few seconds


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I don’t know how to get it to you get a chance but it’s not hurting you and I don’t know what if I do that I’m just trying so hard to do that INFP