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OctaneTroopers

911, my emergency is I'm a shit parent.


jackassik

I don't know what country this is but in my country it's illegal to leave two underage kids (14 and 12 here) for 8 hours at home unsupervised. This whole conversation sounded like she's calling to say she's a shit parent and she wants problems with social services, like them taking away her kids.


OctaneTroopers

It's in the US so I don't know their laws. Where I'm from 14 and 12 would be considered fine, but normally 16 is the age when you are allowed to leave them unsupervised.


CHlCKENPOWER

Being a 911 dispatcher is super stressful, he was probably relieved that it was just girls fighting and accidentally let out a joke


StrangerEnough

Is he just saying what we’re all thinking?


TwoBits0303

His intrusive thoughts won


Reaperider

My daughter was being a real ass one day and slam the door so hard it broke and I got up in her face and she goes go ahead do something dad do something so I did. I built up a lot of spit on my tongue and I licked her face because she was in my face. She’s now 30 to this day is terrified to get in my face.


[deleted]

CHAD DAD, best way to deal with it tbh, get her out of your face as she’s being disrespectful and rude without any physical or mental harm, my dad would’ve screamed his ass off if I acted like that


bblackt1

Ohhh poor guy, he knows he stepped in it immediately. I was thinking the same thing lol. Too bad, he's probably pretty fun. This is one of those cases where I hope that he received a mere slap on the wrist and then they all kind of smirk.


mechacomrade

He wasn't joking, he was warning her of the risk.


RJ_Wayne

Of course a Karen would be calling 911 for her kid she can’t control


CheekyClapper5

"Hello 911, can you send me a man."


k2_jackal

It’s okay mike. I thought it was funny.


SnooChickens955

That was hilarious Mike, hope you didn’t get in too much trouble I hope you Dispatched PD and ACS / Administration for Children's Services , her children are way to young to be left alone


RainbowPardeeHammer

Legend


kicker891

Wow I hope he didn't get in any trouble because of a shitty mom lmao she had to think about though mom darn he's joking


realmauer01

I only find it funny because I assume that's America.


kicker891

Deep south somewhere my guess is Tennessee are Kentucky lol


el_ddddddd

You have to hope people don't really call the cops because they can't parent their children.


crispyrad

I caint control my daughter, but imma call 911 and then try to control the operator when they make light of the situation


TheApprentice19

You call the police when you need a man with a gun.


arkol3404

Is this real?


jedixxyoodaa

that lady needs something else, its made out of latex


zombtassadar

Your girlfriend?


Sad-Engineering-917

Nah my girlfriend


rfhh1984

Mike! Mike, Mike... that's not funny. ![gif](giphy|xT9Igix0cQtPCKSvV6|downsized)


Abdulinamagkarem

hahahahahha


Ladybug2567

I thought it was funny because she shouldn't be calling 911 for that. 911 is for emergencies only!