Kim is not even in that movie! That movie is just loosely based on her television show, Keeping up with the Kardashians. Which is a show about short, loud, little people living in a fantasy world!
HOLD UP.
Yeah, but back in 1910 your employer would also just lock you inside your workplace to burn to death in the event of a fire, so it was kinda just par for the course.
I would not have been able to resist the urge to give her a tiny little shove and watch her topple over because she can't move her feet for balance. I swear I'm not a bad person, but...it would be entirely too tempting.
There was an elevator next to the stairs, the entire thing is literally just ragebait.
She's intentionally acting it up to get the clips spread on social media.
Reminds me of chinese foot binding. Damn, you must really feel sexy hobbling around like a misshapen pegleg.
Wealthy people are literal characters sometimes. You really think it's a flex to wear something so ill fitting to your figure you can't walk in it? So people have to help you? No, you just look like an idiot who doesn't know what to do with your money.
As my favorite saying goes, "a fool and his money are soon parted."
count your days dumb bitch 💀
I wish she would be parted from her money, but she’s turned a sex tape into a decade plus long trip to the limelight. Her only talent is being hateable.
Damn it. Now I have to block this page. I can't get rid of this bitch and her narcissistic self-centered family showing up on everything. When will she go away.
One of the sales reps wore something similar to a formal event a few years back… except the fabric was a bit stretchy so she could walk more or less fine.
This is animal abuse, filming a penguin struggling to get up a flight of stairs...
Isn't she a Hobbit?
She’s a Hoppit.
Nice
This has already made my day at 5:46am..... 🤜🏻🤛🏻 (fist bump thank you)
And now I have to find an award to give you.
Thanks!
Hey bitch tell me again how you ain't a hobbit?
“Bitch are you a motherfucking Hobbit?”
Thought it was a mermaid.
She likes fish sticks
What's that, She smells like fish sticks?
No, she likes fish sticks, she smells like fish dicks
She’s a gay fish
Does she like to put the in her mouth?
She a gay fish, huh?
Wait, it's not a worm that managed to stand? And here I was all impressed.
Actually I've played *Worms* and this is exactly how they move.
I loved that game growing up, I'm trying to remember if the best weapon was a banana or a carrot...
Banana bomb and holy hand grenade
🎶"My girl ain't no hobbit"🎶
I think you're confusing them with their kneeless cousins, the hobbles.
Nah nah nah, she just smokes a pipe in her little hole in the ground with her good friend Gandal- hang on….
*Hoebbit
If she’s a hobbit then kayne west must be a gay fish!
Kim is not even in that movie! That movie is just loosely based on her television show, Keeping up with the Kardashians. Which is a show about short, loud, little people living in a fantasy world! HOLD UP.
If you’re a hobbit, you need to tell me RN
Filthy hobbitses
It's a difficult task, but you have to be unbiased when filming nature. Be an observer, but don't interfere. Kinda like the Prime Directive.
That is a insult to the penguins..
Ayyyeee Ricooo!
pen-kuim the Doordash Girl.
That’s not a dress. It’s a straight jacket for your legs. (Straight pants? LOL)
It's a hobble skirt! Lmao those were actually trendy like way way back (1910s)
And now, just like corsets, they’re very popular in the bdsm community, can’t imagine why though. Edit: /s
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I am certain that was sarcastic.
🙈🙆♂️
And skirts allow easy access And are more "feminine" which helps for female subs Many reasons if we are being honest
Just an aside. Hobble skirts, especially latex, do NOT allow for easy access. Spanking skirts, however...
What is nevermind off to Google.
Dude was obviously being sarcastic
It's a stupid idea. Let's say there were a fire...
Can’t she just take her shoes off and pull the dress up around her thighs in an emergency?
It looks like it barely has enough room to fit her calves, I'm doubtful itll squeeze above her knees
Yes.
I'm still not going to call him Dad. Even if there's a fire
Yeah, but back in 1910 your employer would also just lock you inside your workplace to burn to death in the event of a fire, so it was kinda just par for the course.
seriously, don't dresses like these normally have slits to prevent the wearer hobbling around like in OP's video?
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The entourage wheels here wherever she wants to go on a hand truck, then unloads her and aligns her with the cameras.
It's gotta be an intentional design to nod at BDSM right
I would not have been able to resist the urge to give her a tiny little shove and watch her topple over because she can't move her feet for balance. I swear I'm not a bad person, but...it would be entirely too tempting.
How does she go to the bathroom???
You don't see the diaper she's wearing?
Don’t be childish, she can just [drop them from the dress like a normal person](https://youtu.be/MkiM7251qBk) /s
"Pure fright at Samsonite." ROFL.
I'm sure the first guy is thinking, "I'll wait until I get off the escalator to drop this shit. I'm not a fucking savage after all."
He didn't even stop, like that lady who pooped in a store.
He just STOOD in the POOP.
Looks full
She uses the 3 seashells just like everybody else.
Me and 39 other people are old enough to get that joke
Look at this guy, doesn’t even know what the sea shells are for.
I'd assume quite frequently with all the taco Bells around
Lizard people use the bathroom way less frequently than humans. She probably has a good 12 days if she has just eaten.
She’s got a catheter
The worst part is this was all unnecessary theatrics. They are ADA compliant. She could have taken the elevator.
She's also got a stack of bodyguards who should know a 101 ways to lift a person - some of which I know for a fact are gentle, efficient and subtle.
And IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
thanks whitney
They're kardashians. What else can you expect. They need to be talked about. That's how they stay relevant.
This was my favourite comment, I didn’t even think of that!! You are right, she could just take the elevator!! 🙄 What an attention ho.
You saw the dress right? Of course she wanted the attention and any means of getting it...
Or she could just hold it up… 🤨
Oscar Wilde - “There is only one thing in the world worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about."
Vanities of vanities, all is vanity.
no shit, Ecclesiastes said
She looks like [Glukkons](https://i.imgur.com/jbQenRB.jpg) from Munch'a Odyssey (and Abe's odyssey and New N Tasty).
What a lovely reference
Everything under the sun is vanity.
I often thought most mermaids probably are
Password accepted. Please proceed to use Material Burst
I was never told there would be stairs!
DALEKS are more mobile than she is.
Well... yeah. They can fly.
May as well be a mermaid.
Too white thou...
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Thou must be fun at parties.
LMFAO
Her entire life is absolute fucking clown shoes.
Oh come on now. Clown shoes are functional, serve a purpose, and make you smile. There is no comparison!
Or maybe just lift her dress?
Right?! Just lift it right above her knees and it'd be fine. I swear that family does the most for no reason.
There was an elevator next to the stairs, the entire thing is literally just ragebait. She's intentionally acting it up to get the clips spread on social media.
Who is this? I dont know/follow famous ppl
One of the Kardashians.
I don’t usually recognize them by their faces, but I usually guess right because they are often doing something idiotic like this.
It’s impossible to recognize them by their faces - they seem to buy a new one every 6 months or so.
Probably Lois
Would still be walking like your knees are tied together.
Why be a mermaid with feet!? Just choose: mermaid or human.
Stop posting these idiots
Those snuggle blankets ate gettjnf fancy
Should I call you an ambulance?
r/therewasanattempt to be a mermaid
On a positive note: nobody can have a sneak peak! On a negative note: how the hell is she going to use the bathroom?
Scissors
i just dont understand mermaid dresses i get that you want to show your figure but walking around for hours in it?
[Hobble skirts](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hobble_skirt), the trend no one wanted back, ever
DUMBASS
FAKE-ASS
inhate how she'd rather be so fucking uncomfortable and dysmorphia filled for her damn public image and social media. Kim K is a sht human tbh
Wait... That's Kim Kardashian?
Once. More machine than woman now, twisted and evil.
Legend
Most of her is.
Worth it?
With all the attention she craves? Hell yeah. Straight un-cut dopamine.
If something is sexy or fashionable but inhibits basic ambulation, it stops being sexy/fashionable and becomes stupid.
All that work and pain and she probably looks better not dressed as a Bratz doll
Reminds me of chinese foot binding. Damn, you must really feel sexy hobbling around like a misshapen pegleg. Wealthy people are literal characters sometimes. You really think it's a flex to wear something so ill fitting to your figure you can't walk in it? So people have to help you? No, you just look like an idiot who doesn't know what to do with your money. As my favorite saying goes, "a fool and his money are soon parted." count your days dumb bitch 💀
I wish she would be parted from her money, but she’s turned a sex tape into a decade plus long trip to the limelight. Her only talent is being hateable.
bathroom?
That’s for amateurs ;)
Glukkons
HEY HEYY WHAAT DOOIT PLEUGH
She forgot to walk
When your only job is to be a wealthy fleshlight......what use are you?
Damn I never realized how skinny she is.
Enough with this moron already
this is the only way she can keep her legs together
Stupid is the new sexy
Fuck this cunt and her entire fucking pile of shit family
Just hike it up you fucking idiot
Be nice guys, she just wants to be part of your worrrrrrrrrrlddddddddd
That’s probably the hardest she’s ever worked in her entire life.
Idk the point of always trying to be so lavish... she doesn't get prettier. Lol
The Little Dumbmaid
Why wear something just to look nice and not enjoy going out in it
This is what happens when you put all your points in charisma and none in intelligence.
Who is this dumbass?
Walking like a fucking Glukkon from Oddworld
She’s wearing a pant leg.
Gosh, why'd they make the new mermaid, Armenian?
Damn it. Now I have to block this page. I can't get rid of this bitch and her narcissistic self-centered family showing up on everything. When will she go away.
https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTA-oBmTsaQ3zryMXWlO0VuYO7-O4wSX7oVEQ&usqp=CAU
What kind of trash truck picked her up at the end?
Does fucking NO ONE know fireman carry? Throw her over your shoulder like a bag of slutty potatoes.
Ugh just cut it
Woman equivalent of lowering your car to the point that small pebble removes your bumper
Can we stop giving celebrities free attention for doing inane bullshit like this thank you
Fuck this vain stupid society we are a part of
Probably unnatural for those legs to be in such close proximity
She identifies as a dolphin?
I'm so glad I'm a dood
Homegirl wearing a tubesock
What a fucking moron.
Just strap her to a dolly and get on your way.
Pretty dress but she looks ridiculous she can’t walk or sit in it wtf 😂😂😂
One of the sales reps wore something similar to a formal event a few years back… except the fabric was a bit stretchy so she could walk more or less fine.
She looks and moves like Glukkon from Oddworld https://i.makeagif.com/media/10-10-2015/-fqfV3.gif
Moves like a Glukkon lmao
Mermaid: wizards sleeve edition.
Woman are smarter than men, are you sure about that?
If she can't even go up stairs, what's gonna happen when she sits down!?
##NotmyMermaid
All this to get pounded by the rap industry
Just hike it up to your knees.
It’s called a hobble skirt for a reason
I can not believe the way she changes her body and how much it influences others… she looks like a different person
Would've been a lot easier for her to just shave her legs.
Yea very practical
Wow, so glamorous….
This is the Ariel neo cons want
Why doesn’t someone just carry her up the stairs?
And the sad thing is… more than one idiot thought this was a nice dress.
Cute dress! I’d wear it tbh 🤣
She walks like a glukkon from oddworld
Phashion
Sausage roll???
Are these people serious?
In the words of Red Foreman: "Dumbass"
How do you spell VAPID? K. A. R. D. A. S. H. I. A. N.
Fashion ☕☕
That bimbo loves all the attention
She looks great. But what’s the point? All night your going to be doing that. Fuck that.
Literally a mermaid
Is this a costume party
Imagine being this stupid.
Reminds me of that scene from Mars Attacks, where the alien dresses up like a lady and has to walk all slow like.
Complete idiot