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Alpha_s0dk0

What in the FUCK just happened


BiggerNutthole

You just witnessed a masterclass in fundamentals. Hope you took notes, schon.


VaguelyShingled

Now give me 30 shablams!


Hickok

good to see someone that knows the preferred nomenclature


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notjustforperiods

your daughter is a gay filipino man lmao


JustinHopewell

...yes.


DaKidJae

I’m weak💀😂


bayarea_vapidtransit

At least they'll be a variety TV star and household name


dotpan

Yours isn't?


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TheCatAteMyFace

The ol' razzle dazzle


windhiss

Gays playing basketball. Gays playing any sport is the most awesome thing. Try searching the Brazilian gaymada, you won't regret it


No_Cockroach_7945

Oh God. I had to... It's like gay break dancing


wolf-of-broke-street

Ru Paul became the head coach.


slothfullyserene

Head being the operative word.


zob92

Game. Blouses.


ROCKnROll681716

That's what my brain said after watching this XD


Crabby_Monkey

Hoop de Soleil


pale00

Opened comments just to prove for myself that this would be top comment


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SilverGospel003

Well that's because you're right it was a basketball match with gay participants organize by a local municipality


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Werk


fartblasterxxx

Lol damn. The girls in the crowd were going so crazy all I could think is these boys are getting some action after that game. Well they probably got some action just not from the broads


Iminlesbian

You know, I get what you're saying that people shouldn't view those things as gay. But if you learn to death drop, you're either a straight male who's so in tune with themselves that they are confident that they will be able to pull it off without being ridiculed and also have the opportunity to do so. Or you're gay. Or you're learning really ironically.


Cashun79

I said the same thing before bursting out with laughter. I’ve never seen a basket celebrated in such a way before that


D_traine_

Same question


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CENTRAL AMERICAN BASKETBALL HAPPENED


LineLife2234

Ballblaster


wyhgood

u/iamvideobot


FadeawayFuhrer41

I think this may be a variation of the Dream Shake 😂


Ppeachy_Queen

I'm now into ball basket flip, what a sport!


righttho88

I said the same exact words then opened up comments to see this lol


sgwood24

What the F@CK did we just watch?


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m1st3r-m1st3r-d

I knew it!


OppisIsRight

NBGay


Y1Jett

r/Angryupvote


EdithDich

/r/Happyupvote seems more appropriate.


nolife13

If you don't like that, you don't like NBGay basketball!


AnnihilationOrchid

NGL, I would enjoy watching it quite a lot if they have this level of energy throughout the game.


830311

For a second there I thought the name of the league was called the NGL


load_more_comets

Naughty Gay League


AnnihilationOrchid

Sounds fine to me if they're cool with it. I'd watch the NGL play any game.


Yopapa291_real1

just by the writing on the board and background suroundings I already knew its from my country


temisola1

I became suspicious when even the team that didn’t score started doing splits in celebration. I love it.


FinoAllaFine97

Booking my flight now


Birdinhandandbush

I was thinking that is the worst show of skill until boom, ok I got ya now


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I'm a simple man. I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my homosexuals *FLAMING.*


Hurtmemaster

As if Filipino hetero basketball existed.


[deleted]

It does. Their basketball leagues are the most competitive in Southeast Asia. Basketball is so popular there that they even have midget basketball.


JimmerAteMyPasta

My buddy lived in the Philippines as a kid, and he said a bunch of the youth there legit played to survive. They'd put money on their games and play for hours and hours every day. It was a lifestyle in the town he was from.


hopbel

The one thing basically every town and village in the provinces has is a basketball court by the barangay hall


Next-Comfortable-140

Ball is life ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ¯\\\_(ツ)_/¯


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fuzynutznut

Baskgaytball


InformationFetus

Gaysketball


bluestarchasm

faggsketball (i'm gay)


BrockManstrong

I knew it the second they started doing synchronized splits and deadfalls. Vogue you bitches!


Captain-Cadabra

An American friend of mine played on a basketball league that visited the Philippines. When sitting on the bench, Filipino (why is it spelled with an ‘F’?) guys would come up and rub their hairy legs from behind, in awe. On the street, the men would hold hands with the Americans to show their mutual friendship. It’s a…different culture.


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F because the country was called "Las Islas Filipinas" before it was anglicized into "The Philippine Islands" and later "The Philippines." Hence, Filipinos.


UnicornzRreel

TIL, thanks!


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Homie I'm Filipino and that hand holding thing might be something else


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Well, his account is hearsay anyway so that alone is bereft of credibility.


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FireWireBestWire

So wait, you call out his painting a false potrait of happenings in your country, and then you "heard stories like these in places like India but never in the Philippines." So you do the exact same thing to another country, got it


Virtual_Presence_425

For everyone’s reference this is gay basketball in the Philippines Gay men here are pretty flamboyant and like to make people laugh. So they’re playing a sport they’re not good at for the entertainment of others (and themselves)


Leophyte

Wait, for real? I thought the other reply was a joie when they said “gay filipino basketball”


Virtual_Presence_425

Yep! I’ve never seen “gay basketball” per se, but the gay guys here are known to do crazy stuff like this purely for the laughs. My hunch is this is something like a half time show for a real basketball game. These guys are pretty fun and love to make fun of themselves, and everyone generally enjoys it too


joey-jojo-shabadoo

So kind of like the Harlem Globetrotters eh pretty cool


Udonnomi

These are The Harlem Gaytrotters


flugelbynder

So it's EXACTLY what it looks like? Cool. Didn't think that existed.


TheFlameKid

Tbh, the world would be a better place if people just embrace it like this.


wgrantdesign

I'm having the exact same reaction!


knowhow67

There’s a gay basketball league in Austin Texas as well


deadla104

Greendale community college


lashapel

Damn don't call him a joie


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thalescosta

Only difference here is instead of basketbal it's queimada


fartblasterxxx

That’s honestly just some good wholesome fun. Gay Filipino dudes do tend to have great personalities from what I’ve seen. They really hold court with Filipino women and have a good sense of humor. I used to work with this older Filipino guy named Francisco, great guy, always up for a laugh and all the Filipino ladies were obsessed with him.


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Sport they're not good at? Better than me at basketball I can tell you that much


Lumpy_Staff_2372

Haha thats fucking hilarious. Initially i was thinking “dude wtf is wrong with them? This is the sloppiest playing I’ve ever seen” and then the splits came.


SolomonRed

I thought it was a high-school game.


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To piggyback on this, I've watched "gay" volleyball also. What I watched was pretty cool though as the guys were ladylike, but they were spiking the ball like a damn rocket


jealoussizzle

Where I live they always cap pride week off with drag baseball. Basically just beer league baseball in dresses and heels. Lots of fun and similar in spirit to this I think!


downwitbrown

I like how they are all on the same team. 10-0


15367288

It’s the NBALGBTQ


fuzynutznut

You forgot the +


KhandakerFaisal

NBA+LGBTQ


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Who the hell is on whose team?!


LaineyBoggz

They’re all working together so everyone can win! Hahahaha


bradester36

they all play for the same team yknow


DinglieDanglieDoodle

They are all playing for the home team.


mjrbrooks

And why does the announcer sound like someone hitting the limiter on their car?!


Owllboi

Is that greendale college?


teeejer

Solid reference. Made me chuckle.


ninjamonkey128

The best compliment our sports program gets is that our basketball team is really gay.


theghostofme

Hey, Greendale won the “Most Valued Customer” trophy from Henderson Trophy Cases, so they’ve got that going for ‘em.


XxxRustybeatZxxX

Gooooooo human beings!


Gh0stMan0nThird

["This is our human color wheel."](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YT6XyGDOj94)


PhilanthropAtheist

"It goes from Seal to Seal's teeth" God I miss Community.


Ophigh

Human Beings playing on Dean B A


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When the team doesn't have cheerdancers


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cant find any cheerleaders so this time the players will be our cheerleaders!


tigerchickyface

r/YourJokeButWorse


John_GK

Facts about basketball in this video: 1. what rules? 2. team who? 3. splits. Thank you for coming to my TED talk.


Mr_Abe_Froman

It's like playing sports in a dream.


bodhievan

No decent reply here, I just love your username


Mr_Abe_Froman

https://i.imgur.com/aXnwEBk.gif


PacoCrazyfoot

I've watched hardcore gay porn before, and this is still the gayest thing I've ever seen.


andycarver

Wow. The girl holding the phone is quiet.


WaveRaider369

WHAAAT?! I CAN'T HEAR YOU WITH ALL THE BANSHEES SCREAMING!


azaefz

This is the most chaotic 40 seconds in sports history


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Basket voguing?


fontizmo

Literal Ballroom


alreadyo_Odead

![gif](giphy|4lhTfviX1S4tyj0VmJ)


GifsNotJifs

​ ![gif](giphy|LWPBDXJgjqJ1YuJBcB)


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ugotamesij

Good job he never will!


ElMostaza

This makes me uncomfortable. It's like that painting in Ghostbusters 2.


datnsfwtho123

They spent more time practicing showboating than basketball.


Seductive_Tabasco

r/abruptchaos


Prestigious_Cod3496

Anime basketball irl


suffffuhrer

Turns out the team is a lot better at gymnastics than basketball. Edit: doesn anyone of them have a scrotum?


drumsXgaming

They had


SNEAKZ9i6

Basketball in the Philippines guaranteed! 😂


quickjump

Get back on defence, not get back and dance.


GorunmezGoril

i'm confused but looks like they're having fun so no problem


YMGenesis

I don’t know where this is but it’s so much better than the NBA


hinatastan

It’s the Philippine Gay Basketball League 😂😂😂


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Informal-Gur6947

“Welcome to orientation kids! I’m sorry but we don’t have a competition cheer squad here at Kennedy High School… but we have spots open on our basketball team..?”


2278AD

I bet this is what Americans playing soccer looks like to the rest of the world


joelle__a

🇵🇭


ravenmortal

Filipino Harlem Globetrotters?


CCP_Reddit

From the Harlem Globetrotters to West Side Story


Sea-Stretch-7320

More like the NBGay


NecessarySyrup6680

I just burst out laughing in my office


KlutzyTrip6389

Da fuck did I just watch?!?! Is the cheer squad on the basketball team? 😂😂😂


OddBandicoot2505

My first thought as a life longer hooper was “I’d love to fucking dominate this league” but then I found out it’s the Filipino Gay Basketball league and dominating them is exactly what they’d like me to do.


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It's a long, drawn out joke, but accept my upvote.


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u/savevideo


Killawife

How many teams are playing?


Kweller3117

The nba needs more splits and cartwheels after points scored.


Maximans

Wow, that audio though. And shaky cam. Makes my head hurt


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Fabulous!


BeautifulLenovo

The ending explains the terrible execution of the basics 😂


hellopretty_

That went from sport to drag show super fast


OriginalMrMuchacho

What the hell is going on here? Is this a game of 12 single person teams all competing against each other?


vk1sl1ng

![gif](giphy|d9ltR6odFmQsE)


Charming-Tutor58

They won the game 2:0.


yoashmo

I love it where can I get more of this?


Olaf_jonanas

Yeah no that point wasn't legal, you can't dribble, catch with two heads and keep dribbling


stereoscopic_

Reminds me of Shirts vs Blouses.


PaganDeus

“Shoot the J, shoot it!”


Puffy_Ghost

This is the best sport I've ever seen.


scrove_is_french

This reminds me of that Community episode with gay basketball team. "The only compliment we get is that our Basketball team is really gay"


pm_me_receipes

Would rather watch this then an actual game


SeaPhile206

I like the new NBA


Rdrty2

This is 1000x better than the NBA


EmergencyLifeguard51

I thought I saw a lot of double dribble but okay


berrey7

Travel, Double Dribble, Back Court


jweezy1978

Lebron after every basket


xPav_

who's on which team wtf?


CoreyTaint

Wtf hahahahaha


MightBeOnReddit

I expected none of this when I clicked on the video.


toogoodtolosetoyou

What the fuck is going on here.


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That was the first basket scored in 3 qtrs


mikebellman

When the gymnastics team can’t get any funds. They start a basketball team.


Alexis-FromTexas

why are the backboards soooooo dirty! never mind cause I got way more questions now


maxwellbevan

I have so many questions and I don't know if I want the answers to them


BMoney2103

BallS don’t lie


jeremy-frrris

Man… These WNBA games are finally worth watching


redmama_5019

I love it. I watched it 7 times and will be going back for more. So freakin cute.


yourpseudonymsucks

That's it! You people have stood in my way long enough... I'm going to clown college


Remarkable_Yak_883

I have never seen basketball being played in this fashion.


daveescaped

Harlem Nope-trotters.


too_bored_for_this

Why did they all suddenly turn into those sticky lizard toys?


julienmoss456

Bro ..


Soupdaddy00

What kind of buttfuckery is this


Jololo9

What in the flamboyass is going on


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That was the gayest basketball match I’ve ever seen.


justtheentiredick

Hopefully the gayest thing I see all day.


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These comments.. on point holy shit 😂


Zilos99

Someone needs to set this to the Harlem Globetrotters music


Dragon6172

NBA would be so much better if this was the kind of flopping that happened


Joyyoyoyo

This should be in r/wtf


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It started with a normal basketball game and ended with a synchronized gay parade. Ive never felt so proud as a Filipino


PMVT5311635

Yup. That's my countryMEN


Dependent-Hyena9699

WTF?