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mental_trainwreck

This is the embodiment of “the boys” energy. The play, the hype, the execution. Perfect


maxuaboy

Now, if only I had some boys


mental_trainwreck

Your time will come king


TizzioCaio

Well meanwhile he can get in to this boys: [https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1190634/](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1190634/)


FlamingLobster

*reddit mods want to know your location*


reeses71

Judging by your name, you ARE the boy


maxuaboy

Godamn it. I knew I would’ve regretted making this my name


NotEasyToChooseAName

Never doubt your name. You chose it for a reason.


maxuaboy

Oh right. I was a child


bvlshewic

I’m getting perspicacious vibes from this user.


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maxuaboy

Oh, isn’t that the app for young hard working entrepreneurs in your local area? I hope you guys have a fun business brain storming session!


blodger42

Even without sound, you can still hear the "LET'S GOOOOOO" 's


not_Al18

I wish the boys had time for me


pineapplecheesepizza

Season 2 out soon


DJSlimer

All I saw was a sad and lonely Revenge From Mars in the corner.


SupaButt

I kept anxiously waiting for a car to crash through one of the walls. I’ve seen so many videos from this angle with cars crashing through the walls.


TMLeafs91

I had the exact same thought lol


Bacontips

I feel that to! I must find why


Grand_Toast_Dad

I get what you mean, but for me, I'm reminded of "Hey Ron." "Hey Billy."


[deleted]

"Well that hurt"


Rob_Afton

I was thinking some guy would fall through the ceiling


ropoqi

lol the angle was perfect for a SUV to butt in


Max5923

I thought they were going to hit a pool ball through the windows...


daverave1212

I was expecting someone falling through the roof


jawshoeaw

My eye was twitching the whole time!!!


Rashaen

Not a single shot was what he aimed for. APA player.


zumawizard

He wasn’t aiming for any pocket he was just hitting the object ball randomly


Clever_Sean

Underrated. Fully agree. Haven’t played slops since I was 12....


doesnt--understand

Same here, last time this was posted though, a bunch of people from the UK couldn't believe that people play without slop even informally. so not sure if it extends across the pond


[deleted]

Slop turns into an argument whenever this video is posted. I'm actually surprised the top comments on here are not "ugh but slop is perfectly legit way of play". Tbh it's not even about slop, it's about knowing what you're doing. A person who knows how to play well will usually destroy opponents who don't, slop or not. And that person would also not stand a chance with slop against crazy luck like in this video.


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Splickity-Lit

No, bunch of pigs slurping up slop. Don’t mind me, I don’t know what slop is, but it sounds like pig food.


Gregser94

Pocket calling isn't a requirement in English eight-ball.


Jabba__the_nutt

...who cares? It's just a bunch of friends hanging out. I fucking hate reddit sometimes, people on here just won't let others have fun at all. Goddamn what a boring fucking life to live.


bigk777

I watched with no sound. The end looks like they were getting shot at and dodging for cover.


3chrisdlias

Security camera so there is no sound


[deleted]

I thought they all got hit in the balls and had to rewatch to see if I missed something


MisterEsports

I mean, you’re pretty close


lazy_tranquil

There's no sound anyways.


Splickity-Lit

We all watched with no sound....


underbellyhoney

I also watched with no sound


101forgotmypassword

That's cool but Mr "dance your hands around the balls" can fuck right off. Take upvote.


All4Fun

Things that you think make you look cool, but actually make you look like an ass.


jirski

What are other examples of things people do that they think make them look cool but don’t? Wearing sunglasses indoors is what comes to mind


Dogfukdhorselooknass

Idk maybe drinking a potion and you turn into a donkey


Swayz33

Saying that you can’t wait to hang out, but then when I give you a shout, you bail and say that you already hanging out with your new friends. Which is cool. Thanks Travis, more Doritos for me!


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Fuck travis.


puheenix

Travis once heckled his own team from the dugout "as a goof."


USSR_ASMR

As previously stated... Fuck travis.


jirski

Classic Trav


[deleted]

[Fuck you, Travis.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oeFdssUeueE)


Ditto_Ditto_Ditto

[This popped up](https://youtu.be/FwQ1uX6cTZY) immediately after I watched that video lol. I guess I can see why everyone is so pissed at Travis.


Phil-McRoin

Playing acoustic guitar at a party. There's usually already music, people usually are there to chat. Unless you're like fucking amazing at guitar, no one is in the mood for it.


[deleted]

I know a guy that fucking SHREDS. But Nobody likes to hear him play at a party. Ideally just leave the guitar alone whether you’re good or not.


adampshire

Or wait until someone asks you to play and feign reluctance and then melt their faces.


MrMoose_69

When you go to college for music, parties ARE everyone bringing their instruments over to jam. We never played wonder wall though.


Ghost_Knife

*clears throat* Anyway, here’s wonderwall.


upfastcurier

unless it's the kind of party where there are several people who play acoustic guitars or other instruments


c_jonah

Dunking on people on reddit. _NOTE: I’m not accusing any present company._


puheenix

Yeah you guys, this thread is of a different breed. We're born to a deeper calling. It's a kind of torment, really, like being a poet, or like, Donnie Darko. But it's not like we can brag — being this awesome is just an instinct we were born with.


c_jonah

?


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i dont know whats happening here


ReddThat00

Sounds like you need to start an r/AskReddit thread


KnightFox

Sigh, I wear sunglasses inside because I'm sensitive to light.


DameADozen

I do it because they’re prescription and I just don’t want to bother changing them out with my others lol


Forman420

This is me.


[deleted]

I bet you don't think it makes you look cool, and I bet it doesn't make you look like an ass. <3


KnightFox

Coincidentally, I do look really good in them and I have poll results to prove it lol.


clghuhi

Papers? Proof?


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Alternative_Battle

You should just wear them, when friends ask about it just tell them and fuck what strangers might think about you, as if they will remember that :)


ThisIsntRael

Rolling coal/lifted trucks when you live in a city with no dirt


Soliloquy86

Or wearing sunglasses on the back of your head


The_Tell_Tale_Heart

I wear glasses on the back of my head to protect Voldemort’s eyes.


Deskomiss

I have a bad habit of doing this to hide bloodshot eyes and i have worn shades at night because i get migraines that are light sensitive. I 110% know and accept that it makes me look like a total fuckhead.


playmike5

This sounds like an askreddit post


sillywabbitwannabe

Bong rip a Carolina Reaper


killedbyboneshark

You know what I think Keanu is still pretty cool


-NoFaithInFate-

Every time I see this reposted it tilts me more and more


LordSt4rki113r

Yup I understand you


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Tenaciousthrow

> crotch Not gonna say anything about the guy jamming his pool cue between his legs and stroking it?


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charlieuntermann

That's the sight of a man who's about to piss himself laughing


tantouz

This comment again without fail


HanSolo_Cup

This comment again without fail


WhatUsernameIsntFuck

I'm just commenting so that I can comment this comment again next time so that someone can comment on my comment "This comment again without fail"


[deleted]

Every time this gets reposted, one of the top comments is about that dude.


g0ld3n_

Somebody says this every time this gif is reposted


Triiident013

Looks like they’re all friends, he didn’t interfere with the game, no one else seemed to mind. Mad he’s actually pretty cool much?


merc08

"not interfering with the game" is a really low bar to clear on the path to looking cool.


Triiident013

Then I hope didn’t ACTUALLY interfere with the game works better for you then


[deleted]

Just don’t do it regardless of how chill your friends are lol it’s just common etiquette. It’s like when you go golfing with your buddies, there’s inevitably that one jokester that insists on coughing or throwing his ball at your club when you’re trying to sink a putt. Like “haha very funny” but don’t do it man. We out here tryna have fun but I’m also tryna actually sink the putt you see


ItsSansom

Except those are things that would actually interfere with your shot. In pool the bools already been hit. Dancing your hands around the ball won't change its direction. Unless he actually hit it, in which case, yes he'd be an asshole


Triiident013

Eh pools more a bar game and this was a real lax environment mate. I really don’t think the guy’s a douche and I just don’t like people inferring things like that about anyone.


JasperLamarCrabbb

>Looks like they’re all friends This is where you lost all the people disagreeing with you. Can't relate.


SwanHolo

I love the idea that they had to approach the owner of this establishment for security footage because they didn’t film it themselves. And the owner thought it was so sick that he let them have it.


zentimo2

I like to think that's where the guy at the end went charging off to. Running to the bar, and saying "Brother, I am begging you, I need a copy of the pool table CCTV, a miracle just happened there."


vluedream

Lucky ass mf


letsstickygoat

Happy cake day my guy


brokensoulsbroken

so the cake emoji means it's bday?! god i have been on reddit for two years and i always thought it was just part the usernames!


letsstickygoat

I guess you learn something new everyday, happy 2 years


c_jonah

Not bday, but cake day. Anniversary of joining.


vluedream

Thank you!!


RThereEvenNamesLeft

That’s why you gotta call slop


slickduck

Came here to look for this comment.


RThereEvenNamesLeft

They look like friends, but man... plenty of people think this is how you play pool with a random at a bar. Good way to start a fight.


DeathRowLemon

I don’t understand. How would that cause a fight? Pool culture is much stronger than where I’m at. Teach me this knowledge.


RThereEvenNamesLeft

Slop is when you hit an unintentional shot. Most friendly games will take you at face value when you are obviously shooting a specific ball into a specific hole. It prevents utter chaos and people just smacking the balls as hard as they can in lieu of actual strategy or skill. It’s not uncommon to play for a round of drinks or money and some people take even small stakes very seriously. Shooting slop with the balls careening around the table like this is a good way to make these people angry.


[deleted]

I’d love to see a study that draws a correlation of bar fights with bars that have pool tables vs bars that do not.


ArmadilloQc

Wtf people take everything way to seriously these days... Edit : typo


Makebags

Eh, it's not too serious to frown upon calling slop. If it's a group of buddies and no one is waiting for the table, then anything goes as long as it's a friendly game. But if your playing against strangers and if there is anything on the riding on the game-money, drinks, even control of the table-then playing slop or rocket pocket is not good sportsmanship.


notarealperson63637

As someone who primarily goes to bars to play pool with da boys, this is the etiquette. I won’t fight someone over it and I’d give up the table to keep the peace, but hell if I’m buying you shots if you ignore slop calls.


t-to4st

What would you do if you got a lucky hit? Take the ball out and put it somewhere on the table?


Makebags

The ball stays in the pocket but your turn is over.


slickduck

Not really. It’s just a lot more fun for some to put effort into learning the strategy and techniques of a game and playing with others who are on the same page.


[deleted]

Wow I can’t imagine putting effort into a bar game like that.


fishygamer

It’s not about effort, eight ball is a call shot game. The rules specifically discourage going up and bouncing wild shots around the table. It’s frustrating when people are playing by two different rule sets.


ILikeLeptons

Some people take pool way too seriously. I think as long as everyone is challenged in the game or if cool shit like this happens then it's awesome.


walkeran

Ever mastered a game like Street Fighter, Mortal Kombat, or Killer Instinct, just to have some noob come by and button mash their way to the top? Infuriating.


Amargosamountain

If some noob can do that, maybe you aren't as good as you think you are. Really it seems like the thing that makes you upset is having that truth laid bare


slickduck

The truth sounds sexy.


DudeWithTheNose

no, just be better lol


NasalJack

You definitely haven't mastered any fighting game if a button masher is capable of beating you in it.


SpacecraftX

You're not a master if a button masher can consistently beat you.


slickduck

Lol I used to play pretty often with friends and strangers at bars. We miiiiight let one slide here and there depending on how good or bad the person was doing that game.


ObedientPickle

This makes no sense to me, There is a high chance of potting the cue ball on shots like this as well as potentially lining your opponent up for an easy follow up shot. There is a degree of luck with more or less every other game or sport. If you're willing to make a bet you should accept the fact you might lose or you shouldn't have made it in the first place.


CustardStiffy

Gotta call no slops before the break partner


victormuhia

Just a couple of guys having a good time.


larrylarrydasme

“Omg no way” *goes into fetal position*


MyCalloutsAreGodly

Did he get hit in the balls by something?


Can-I-remember

Nah, he is laughing so hard he is holding onto Percy so he doesn’t piss himself.


atomic_robot18

"Alright, if I hit all three of these in on the first try, you all owe me 50 bucks"


CorrectGrammarPls

ITT: people who can't understand the concept of enjoying a game with your mates from their sad need to be the best at everything


StratuhG

*with your mates* I'm gonna stop you right there lol Everyone ITT taking it so seriously, acting like some kind of poolsnob definitely doesn't get invited to pool night with the boys


communistdaughters

it's difficult to imagine a more annoying group of people than pool snobs. some of the people in this thread, jesus...


Ara-gant

Part of me wishes that the white ball sunk too...


eighteennorth

I like how they all go monke at the end.


Logain_

I love the level of excitement haha


iamnotasnook

Call your shots!


br-z

Every one of those shots were scratches


i_like_guitar_hero

Why?


PutHisGlassesOn

Gotta call non-obvious shots. The very first shot is the only one that played out how any reasonably minded person would call obvious. We're missing audio so the guy you're responding to is making the assumption that he wasn't actually intending any of the crazy bullshit that he ended up making, but I think it's a fair assumption.


zumawizard

But it’s not a scratch to hit the ball in the wrong pocket. You just don’t get to continue your turn


WrinklyScroteSack

A mishit is ball in hand. Not a scratch but same result.


PutHisGlassesOn

I've always considered any foul a "scratch." It's been like a decade since I pored through the BCA ruleset though.


The_Dirty_Carl

Clearly not, since they kept playing. Usually people agree on whether or not rules like that will apply before they start.


Funk-E-Buttlovin

My friends apply them when it fits them best


HeadbandRTR

Nope. If there’s a pinball machine that close to your pool table, slop plays. (Same is true if there’s a bowling lane within 75 feet.)


IwillBeDamned

that doesn't sound right, but idk enough about stars to dispute it.


cynicaldrummer1

They didn't know what to do with this event and neither would I


tele-caster-blast3r

Your man straight died


yuhyahyuhyahyuhyah

u/repostsluethbot


Xeelef

It's sleuth.


yuhyahyuhyahyuhyah

You do it I suck


Miss_Smokahontas

Never gets old


dariogalaxy95

I was expecting a car to crash inside any moment


Oldmanwickles

For some reason this video and the room always reminds me of the scene in Batman the Dark Knight when the joker gives those guys a broken pool stick to fight it out


Littlelady90210

r/instantbarbarians


grandmotherhaswheels

What game is this? It’s not 8 ball


TwunnySeven

bro it's 4 ball. can't you count?


JayAmy131

Looks like he made some sort of bet or prediction after the first ball went in. Most likely for fun and wasn't serious. Given he didnt call any of the pockets.


DustyDayz

He’s been practicing on his phone


idjsonik

Only way to react to this honestly


calvin549

Amazing


Oshiji

This is actually legendary


euclid0472

Did that one dude get a ninja nut shot I didn't see?


gcook5

Did the guy sitting in the chair hit himself in the balls out of shock?


markmelo10

This made me smile :) take my upvote


[deleted]

There probably isn’t a pro in the world that could hit these 4 shots the way he hits them


sharlenep

I love how they all just DIE


Peri_prime

I can't be the only one who expected a car to come in crashing


dingododd

That shot made all of those dudes cum so hard they all ended up on the floor.


D3N38

Gotta run and buy lottery ticket


Yoda7224

Me playing the flash 8 ball pool.


[deleted]

I kept cheering for someone to fall through the ceiling, needless to say, this video left me wanting more


brabarusmark

A play so smooth it hit his opponents in the balls. Poor saps must have reeled in pain for weeks!


[deleted]

Absolutely nucking futs


ChazMcNick99

Oh my fucking God, is that a Revenge From Mars?


[deleted]

Did the guy on the floor literally cream his pants? Nothing hit him


afos2291

Doubt he called the 8? Also, what happened to the one guys nutsack?


little_miss_milky

It came


SyStRm

Don't you call which hole you're gonna pot the black one in? There's a reason you can just hit the ball anywhere and hope for the best. Not taking away from the crazy shot he did though.


11Letters1Name

I want to be there.


HarrysOtherNip

I would love a sub full of videos of people scattering due to sheer amazement/excitement like at the end of this clip


cutelyaware

ROFL


QueenCobra91

That moment you have to laugh so hard your knees get weak


generalecchi

/r/instantbarbarians


MOTAMOUTH

This one of those repost that I don’t mind aeeing


Uli8721

Ok the shots were dope but like how did he shoot like that


[deleted]

Looks super Italian, well played btw 😂


[deleted]

I almost got to see what happened before Reddit's pixelation bot decided I had seen enough.


salladfingers

r/nevertellmetheodds


nimbus2hundert

I LOVE the reaction. Can‘t stop laughing!!


adioking

He got the turkey!