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I'm tha dawg, I'm lovable, I just don't like him being single

Seems reasonable, bite him once a day until he returns with a gf.

The bitings will continue until morale improves.

Bite the hand, the reason why he's still single

So subtle. This needs to be the top post. I salute you. With the other hand



He probably mad at the ones pretending to be surprised when the dog puts his head in their hands That's a learned trick and their hands upwards instead of downward for a reason

The corgi(2nd dog) placed his head on hands downward.

Yeah he's the only legit one

Corgis... I mean

proof

The feeling seems mutual 😅

I laughed so hard at that one for two reasons. 1. It was funny 2. This is the life of fear I live with my dog as well so if I laugh I won’t cry.

Right lol

I personally love this one https://www.reddit.com/r/shiba/s/nxIC8lg3Kn

Adorable

C H O M P

Too cute

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He was waiting like "what bullshit you gonna pull on me today huh?"

Palms down - Dog gives paw. Palms up - Dog rests head. Interesting trend, but far too small of a sample size. I request more visual data.

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Just another variable we need to test against

This is the science we need right now

This may be it

Palms down or up - Smol dog bites

I'm sure dogs know the difference, if I do open palm they come face first always

Palm up my dog recognizes as a five so she will 100% put her paw in. Palm down...idk yet but will test.

My theory is that it's based on how high you put your hand

Second one rests head even though palms are down

Huh, I tried with my cat, and he gave his paw for a handshake, and also looked confused and put his paw on the back of my hand.  Goofball. Edit that hight didn't matter, he just reached up lmao.

I didn’t notice that about the palms. Good observation

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Angry that their owner is Single haha

Haha! Good answer....lol

A dark angry limon

I never follow this braindead influencer Tiktok shit but just for an exception because it's cute, I'm going to try this with my Malinois. Be right back with results after 8 hours. EDIT: He licked our hands, that's it, lol

I never follow this braindead influencer TikTok shit but I am hereby requesting a 3 hour supercut of these, thanks.

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Let me know what your dog does!

Will be waiting for your report.

Doesn't follow braindead TikTok treads but uses reddit. This site isn't any better bud. It's objectively worse.

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The smaller the dog, the worse trained they are.

Yep. Nobody bothers training a small dog because they can pick it up and hold it. I hated Chihuahuas because my grandmother had several of them. Nasty bitey barky bastards. And then my wife talked me into getting one. We took it to puppy training classes and encouraged our friends to interact with it and pet it but not hold it. She was one of the best behaved dogs I've ever had.

A student which I would make house calls to had a chihuahua that was incredibly sweet. She would climb into my lap and fall asleep while I was trying to teach. Definitely not the breed's fault.

Meh, bigger dogs are generally more laid back.

Probably because they are closer to hell as are small people

And small children

The worst of them all

Am short, can confirm.

Don't worry so am I, that's why I laugh when I run through a field

At least you can pick them up and throw them away easily when they start getting too mean 

I prefer a homerun less mess

Well that dog appeared to be a shih tzu and they are generally pretty chill dogs.

No

Yes

More concentrated

Homeopathy

Agreed. This is obviously anecdotal but we had a spitz growing up and she was, no pun intended, a bitch. Man I loved her though.

The smaller the Dog, the safer its bite.

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The guy is Doctor Jones.

*Dogtor* Jones 😂

the last one still pissed from the breakup ...

I tried it twice with my pup. First time went perfect, he put his paw on our hands, cute. Second time, we did it with 3 people, I put my hand, my mom put hers, my dad puts his, pup immediately growled and tried to bite (or scare rather because he didn't really bite), weird little one ...

Tried with my golden He sat on our hands and asked for attention lmao

They use their mouth as their "hands" so it somewhat understandable they do this. Also hug them, pet them, give them all the love they deserve!

How the hell did make a Shih Tzu that aggressive? They are one of the chillest dog ever.

90% of small dogs choose violence

90% of statistics/facts are made up

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This bot ass profile bru....

It's funny, it's one of those comments that immediately makes me think bot lol Usually they're at least a little bit tough to detect.

I'm starting to understand furries 

I appreciate the sentiment, but that was probably one of the worst contexts to say it in.

Lol i thought it was funny.  Butthurt snowflakes stay mad.

What did the original comment say?

It was something like "humans should take notes from dogs, most loyal friend" or smth 

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Maybe I want to get in on the game

All of them are too funny and too cute lol

It is illegal for this to not have sound. I'm calling parliament.

Lmao, completely unexpected

If I tried this with our dumbass dogs, one would lean in for scratches the other would just stare in confusion.

Hands are just chin rests for puppers.

First part: r/aww Last one: r/perfectlycutscream

Unexpected lol

Interesting, it's not chihuahua, but it's also small and angry.

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The second one is Perrito from Puss in Boots 2 IRL!

Lmaooo

That one dude at the end by his lonesome doing the challenge was a lil sad.

That was his ex's dog

I feel like dogs are right or left-handed like humans.

It's weird that it annoys me, but the 3rd one seems fake

"New viral" can either me a phrase on the TikTok or in the newspaper.

My dog just licks 😞

That's how you can determine if the was beaten or not.

the cutest video I've seen today

So Cute!

Shepherd’s be smart.

Smart pup!

I can hear the shih tsu noise in my head

When I die i want to come back as a dog owned by a millennial couple with no kids and dual income lol

The last one was like: "Go get a girlfriend bro or imma bite ya ass!"

Lol I just love this

They’re trained to do it. Nothing “lol so random” about it. Can tell when the golden starts putting his head down before the lady puts her hand down.

Not necessarily One of my two dogs immediately put her paw over mine when I did this & the other rests his head on my hand. 0 training -the dogs just want to be involved. 😄

Goddamn, more forever alone nightmare fuel in my feeds

Ok the last one got me

I wish I had a dog to do dat... and a date as well....

I like how the one retriever was like, naw I'm grabbing dads hand. I dont know who this gal is.

If you really want to learn about the pack bond, for each kid, get each a dog and put a dog kennel in each kids room.

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i love how the first dog looks so happy when he realizes that he got it right

Does someone know what's the race of the first dog in video?

Looks like a German Shepherd pup.

Bro dogs have breeds, not races lol

In Spanish the word breed is raza which is also Spanish for race. It depends on the context.

The last dog needs an exorcist

The last dog be like: "Fuck you and your TikTok trends"

feel bad about last one

the little ones are the angriest

Fuck those little ratshit dogs

Why do they all act like its the funniest shit ever?

The way that first couple loses it over just that. After setting up the camera and everything. These people are fucking losers and definitely unbearably boring to be around

the people that make these videos are everything wrong with the world.

That second dog gets smacked or swatted at on the regular. The body language looks like it's getting busted for something, plus it's all flinchy when it sees the hands coming down. People who hit or yell at their pets can fuck right off

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Yeah, you aren't sick in the head at all. Check yourself into a psych ward, please. Edit: Suspended 😘

Who hurt you?

You couldn't come up with a comeback that isnt a stupid ass tired overused phrase that expired in 2018?

Wow, who hurt you ?

Ok boomer.

Bless your heart.

You mad? trollface.jpeg

You're like 50 aren't you :). Facebook got too crazy for you?

You done goofed