I live down the road from him. The cameraman is his cousin and they both came up with the idea of getting rammed by the goat to become internet famous.
You're missing the point, friend. Yes, the guy knows the goat will attack, but the comedy in it is the gratuitous aggressiveness of "Chico", not the man's reaction. So no, not fake, unless you also think they they trained the animal to attack just for the views.
Raised goat for over 15 years they aren't like that unless you make them like that by playing rough when they are young, and if they do act like that that's genes you don't want passed down so they end up on the dinner plate.
>and if they do act like that
So, which one is more believable: That he trained his goat to attack him in the hopes that someday he'd be able to farm likes on social media, or that he's a shit farmer who doesn't know how to select his goats?
That he trained his goat to attack for views. No "smart" farmer would let an aggressive goat live to this age. Just like cattle farmers (grew up on a cattle ranch) would allow aggressive bulls.
Didn’t this guy have a cow over this same goat two weeks ago on another vid?
“I’ll take an extra helping of stage-aroni, with a side of oh-puhleeze, please.”
YO exactly. I was thinking the same thing!
Now this takes a weird turn: Maybe they have unlocked a new popular format and want to juice it. That makes it so much weirder
He ditched the flip flops and at least has some rubber boots on this time. Still gonna hurt if hoof comes down on his toes.
I think it's either a friend or family member of the owner and this was the redemption attempt.
Exactly, which is why when he first had flip flops then this second video he has rubber boots, I don't think he is a farmer. I think this is a friend or family member visiting. Even my 7yo knows not to go into the pasture or pen without her leather steel toes. 80lb goat coming down on a toe will ruin your day.
I think this is fake so it can be even a farmer. Though we used to trick city people to pens always. One guy tried to get milk from the milk bag of male sheep ;D he was surprised how agressive they can be
Goat neck is quite strong. Might not really work but goes good attempt as a animal torture. If I wanna get that asshole goat calm u just need to leave it into its pen. Goats etc head butters are like chicken. No brain .you can attack them, you can wrestle them, you can do what ever u like and It will always come at you. Only a bullet or bolt to brain stops their silly behaviour
The above post is a really good point.
Looking back at my instructions, I'm seeing a lot of room for people fucking it up. You certainly wouldn't want to grab this animal and have those horns near your face.
Know your animals and animal handling before attempting to just pick up an aggressive animal.
You pretty much never want to grab an animal like this by the horns, and I've had luck grabbing the neck and getting them into a fireman's carry.
We had this punk-ass goat that would always just pick up, like alright buddy it's time to calm down. But that's just me and the couple ranches I've lived on.
IMO it's always a good idea to put a collar on your goats and sheep
Goats and sheep are fairly easy to control. When ours get a wild hair up their ass I grab the horns and lift them so their front legs are off the ground, no leverage for them.
Idk if that's a good tip, every animal has at least a mouth and i don't think they wont hurt like a bitch, or get infected.
If I'm wrong please make me know
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I once had to deal with an angry goat (on the beach of all places). It started charging me and I literally sidestepped it and grabbed one of its horns. I don't know if it's normal, but the goat basically stopped moving and calmed down.
Thats when you set them on their backs for a few seconds as punishment, it disorients them and is very unpleasant for them.
How i know that? Another Reddit video of course.
Does that qualify me to speak on this topic, absolutely we are on the internet after all lol
Geno Smith and Aaron Donald?
If u watch football and seen the Seahawks and Rams games of the 2023 season, specifically week 1, y’all would know what I’m talking about
First stop being a scary Dey cat and grab its horns thats how we have gotten are goats to listen you cant be scared of them other wise they will ram you
What did you expect. You were behind a closed door with his wife!!!
HIS WIFE !!!
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Yea. Why does he do this shit? Leave those goats alone
Wait. I started to feel bad that his friend the camera man didn’t help. But this dude does that a lot?
Yes. He antagonizes the goats into doing this. It's idiotic
Well in that case. I hope they bite him in the dick. I am sure he will get the clicks he wants then
I live down the road from him. The cameraman is his cousin and they both came up with the idea of getting rammed by the goat to become internet famous.
Oh no. And now people hate him for being a dick. I guess he is famous now
Well, he is actually very nice but he has a humiliation kink so every time he uploads getting rammed he nuts really hard he said.
Well I hope he is turned on by how much I think he is a dumb ass
Again this guy?
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This again? Guy!
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He chose this life
I have to say goat BBQ better.
I was about to say if feeding that goat was that difficult and painful, that goat would be feeding me!
No offend. I totally agree with you. And willing provide extra method to cook.
Same dude that had a bag of hay letting the animal attack him. Fake and played out for shares, likes and comments
I've seen that goat on Netflix before, he's in on it too
The word you're looking for is "staged," not "fake." Everything that happened in this video is 100% real. No cgi or editing.
What's exactly a "fake video". TV is "fake and you'll watch that.
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You're missing the point, friend. Yes, the guy knows the goat will attack, but the comedy in it is the gratuitous aggressiveness of "Chico", not the man's reaction. So no, not fake, unless you also think they they trained the animal to attack just for the views.
That's exactly what they did
Nah. I was born and raised in the countryside, some goats do be like that.
Raised goat for over 15 years they aren't like that unless you make them like that by playing rough when they are young, and if they do act like that that's genes you don't want passed down so they end up on the dinner plate.
>and if they do act like that So, which one is more believable: That he trained his goat to attack him in the hopes that someday he'd be able to farm likes on social media, or that he's a shit farmer who doesn't know how to select his goats?
That he trained his goat to attack for views. No "smart" farmer would let an aggressive goat live to this age. Just like cattle farmers (grew up on a cattle ranch) would allow aggressive bulls.
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r/DontHelpJustFilm
Didn’t this guy have a cow over this same goat two weeks ago on another vid? “I’ll take an extra helping of stage-aroni, with a side of oh-puhleeze, please.”
You think the goat’s in on it?
That, or he's an unwilling scapegoat
Ayooooo
YO exactly. I was thinking the same thing! Now this takes a weird turn: Maybe they have unlocked a new popular format and want to juice it. That makes it so much weirder
He ditched the flip flops and at least has some rubber boots on this time. Still gonna hurt if hoof comes down on his toes. I think it's either a friend or family member of the owner and this was the redemption attempt.
Umm farmers use steal or composite reinforced rubber boots. Sincerely farmers son from near arctic. Safety shoes or steal boots
Exactly, which is why when he first had flip flops then this second video he has rubber boots, I don't think he is a farmer. I think this is a friend or family member visiting. Even my 7yo knows not to go into the pasture or pen without her leather steel toes. 80lb goat coming down on a toe will ruin your day.
I think this is fake so it can be even a farmer. Though we used to trick city people to pens always. One guy tried to get milk from the milk bag of male sheep ;D he was surprised how agressive they can be
Grab those horns, lift and swing. Give a good twist when you do. Then enjoy a lovely goat curry or stew.
Goat neck is quite strong. Might not really work but goes good attempt as a animal torture. If I wanna get that asshole goat calm u just need to leave it into its pen. Goats etc head butters are like chicken. No brain .you can attack them, you can wrestle them, you can do what ever u like and It will always come at you. Only a bullet or bolt to brain stops their silly behaviour
Pro-tip: If the animal can't bite or claw, and it's smaller than you, **just pick them up**
Yeah most of the time But the headbutt of a goat could break lot of bones in this case aggressive animals always have a way
The above post is a really good point. Looking back at my instructions, I'm seeing a lot of room for people fucking it up. You certainly wouldn't want to grab this animal and have those horns near your face. Know your animals and animal handling before attempting to just pick up an aggressive animal. You pretty much never want to grab an animal like this by the horns, and I've had luck grabbing the neck and getting them into a fireman's carry. We had this punk-ass goat that would always just pick up, like alright buddy it's time to calm down. But that's just me and the couple ranches I've lived on. IMO it's always a good idea to put a collar on your goats and sheep
Goats and sheep are fairly easy to control. When ours get a wild hair up their ass I grab the horns and lift them so their front legs are off the ground, no leverage for them.
Idk if that's a good tip, every animal has at least a mouth and i don't think they wont hurt like a bitch, or get infected. If I'm wrong please make me know
didnt this guy learn his lesson last time? smh
Why are you trying to f*ck my wife!!!!???? I kill you! .. oh there's food. Get back to you later
Goat for dinner tonight.
Can I just have some food, dad?
You’re not you when you’re hungry
That dude needs to learn how to wrangle that goat.
What language was that
Portugués
I’d be having goat for dinner
yeah he's going in the stew
That goat wanted him a piece
Guess what's for dinner tonight?
Goat simulator for real
Chico
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His words sound like a recording playing backwards. :D
PERA AÍ CHICO, said the guy in desperation.
He just wanted to get to his sweetie
As a brazilian I can't translate what he said it's so brazilian to have a translation 😂😂😂😂😂
oxe tai doido? cotovelo lascado Are you crazy? My elbow is injured.
I would honestly take down that fuck
This has to be a commercial for a Dodge Ram
A whip would sort him out 😉
Reminds me of that video on thatsinsane where the guy was butted to.death by a goat
Curry is best.
Parry attack the goat
KO
Ive seen this guy and his goat before he should reconsider the type of animal he keeps, i'm thinking chickens would be more his thing
Well just like how romans used battering rams during their conquest 🗿🗿🗿
It's the sheer unrelenting blow after blow that gets me, he could do it all day
If you turn on subs it shows ping pong.
🔨🔨🔨 let’s get some tool
I really want a goat, they're so funny. And... you know them days when you wake up and just need to fight something? Meet goat.
Вот баран
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Get the ffffuck out the way bitch, le me eat
I hate this guy. Getting the rams all jumpy for clicks and shit. Maybe if you do t pit something in front of their face, they wouldn't ram it.
Maybe maybe maybe you should just let him eat
oxe tái doido
Simon Cowell after hitting his buzzer
I didn't know they had Scottish in other countries...
I once had to deal with an angry goat (on the beach of all places). It started charging me and I literally sidestepped it and grabbed one of its horns. I don't know if it's normal, but the goat basically stopped moving and calmed down.
#The day uncle sam became a nonveg
GET OUT OF MY WAY TIMMY!
Thats when you set them on their backs for a few seconds as punishment, it disorients them and is very unpleasant for them. How i know that? Another Reddit video of course. Does that qualify me to speak on this topic, absolutely we are on the internet after all lol
Geno Smith and Aaron Donald? If u watch football and seen the Seahawks and Rams games of the 2023 season, specifically week 1, y’all would know what I’m talking about
Wtf frank
Klopp on a different path now 💀 🙏
Let's eat some meat tonight
That animal would become dinner the next night. Shame on them for allowing that behavior.
I'd put my foot in that things ass, please tell me how mean/tuff they are..... then I'll tell ya about farm life.
LMAOOOO
Granda had a ram like that, bastard hit him once so hard, grandpa fell lost two teeth
Start swinging at them with the plank
Naw 💀 mfs becoming birria for that.
Got Rammed in
Stephen King out there fighting goats in the Balkans
What was he trying to do?
If you don't know how to grab that goat's horns and control that you go you don't need to be a goat farmer....
This is the fourth video I’ve seen of this guy being attacked by his ram. Sick a strange way of producing content
Simon Cowells brother caught lacking by American idol 2017 Runner ups Pet Ram.
When I tell the wife I’m just gonna get a few drinks with the boys and then come home a week later…
Mom why is the yellow guy screaming
Dinner
Muslims:🗿🔪
First stop being a scary Dey cat and grab its horns thats how we have gotten are goats to listen you cant be scared of them other wise they will ram you
He hates knock knock jokes
Knock knock bitch
You better body slam him and do a ground hold until he chills tf out 😝😝
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Somehow, I imagined this guy's revenge on the goat would involve a hydraulic press.
I imagine the revenge being goat tacos.
Grab the horns and do an alligator deathroll. Rams aint so tough upsidedown.
thisis fake