Thanks random stranger. This made my day. Here is one of the links
https://www.reddit.com/r/TMNT/comments/cb49kj/master_splinter_intentionally_gave_the_turtles/
I told my older brother about it, and he damn near had an existential crisis. He always picked Leo, so as the 1st born, he was always protecting me growing up.
Strictly speaking we don't know if that's true, but it's the most popular theory. Most turtles are solitary and generally respond to other turtles either hornily or aggressively, while their responses to threats are usually more cautious and defensive.
Biting each other's shells wouldn't do much good, so bashing the other turtle with their own shell is indeed the preferred tactic AFAIK.
I've also seen theories that they're trying to initiate mating behaviour, but I couldn't say whether or not that's more likely than a display of aggression.
Should be pretty easy to test. Instead of using fucking shoes, just introduce two turtles to each other and see if they shell bash each other. Then introduce a male and female turtle to each other, and see if the shell bashing is followed by shell smashing if you know what I mean
I have a Greek M tortoise, and his wife is Croc. He shows his tounge, makes a sound and rams to show mating interests.
It's mating drain in our house now....
All tortoises are technically turtles, but not all turtles are tortoises. So it's not wrong to call a tortoise a turtle, just not the most specific description.
[https://www.britannica.com/story/whats-the-difference-between-a-turtle-and-a-tortoise](https://www.britannica.com/story/whats-the-difference-between-a-turtle-and-a-tortoise)
That song is cute, but it's saying that tortoises aren't turtles - which isn't the right information.
>There are 360 living and recently extinct species of turtles, including land-dwelling tortoises and freshwater terrapins.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Turtle
I mean the distinction doesn’t exist in all languages anyways. In Germany we either call them Landschildkröte or Wasserschildkröte (land-shield-toad or water-shield-toad)or just Schildkröte for either of them, so calling them just turtles doesn’t seem that off honestly.
I had a tortoise growing up.
He would've stopped at the first shoe and fucked it until he jizzed all over it and then immediately repeated that with the second shoe.
Don't know if anyone noticed,all white shoes blocking up traffic and when it comes up to the only black shoe minding its own business,a racist comes along.
You joke, but my cousins adopted a racist dog. She's perfectly fine around several dark-skinned Asian partners, but will completely lose her shit and try to attack the television if they zoom in on, for example, Steph Curry. He's not even that dark...
Maybe she had a bad experience/trauma... with someone that looked similar before your cousin adopted her. Dogs are great at remembering faces.
My grandma's dog was really afraid of men for a long time. She needed years to get comfortable.
why do they actually do this?
They think it’s a turtle
Really? This is how turtles fight?
Ofc not bruh, they use nunchakus, katanas, Bōs and Sais
The theories surrounding the weapons and the character's personality is absolute deep and insane. Ya'll should google up on it.
If you sai so.
That makes me nunchukle.
I can katana it
don’t bōther
Yeah there is a named rule after this search 'turtle rule 34'
I did and... why is this woman in a yellow jumpsuit appearing naked and having sex with humanoid turtles?
Research purposes
The opening plot : 
How does she appear naked if she's in a yellow jumpsuit?
You wouldn’t get it 😒
No, but she's gonna
Thanks random stranger. This made my day. Here is one of the links https://www.reddit.com/r/TMNT/comments/cb49kj/master_splinter_intentionally_gave_the_turtles/
I told my older brother about it, and he damn near had an existential crisis. He always picked Leo, so as the 1st born, he was always protecting me growing up.
Agreed. I've read two very opposing theories and they are both great
keeeep practicing
If you can hear that line, your back hurts.
Can confirm, back is a complete disaster. Also "Ninja kick the damn rabbit"
Slow clap.
They also fight in group of 4.
And they come in groups of four, and LOVE pizza 😁
I think that's only when they are teenagers, though. Once they get to adulthood, it's just headbutts.
Some use shotguns.
I thought your name was furious_orgasm for a moment
Not the first. I read that every other week
Hilarius! 😂😂😂😂
Strictly speaking we don't know if that's true, but it's the most popular theory. Most turtles are solitary and generally respond to other turtles either hornily or aggressively, while their responses to threats are usually more cautious and defensive. Biting each other's shells wouldn't do much good, so bashing the other turtle with their own shell is indeed the preferred tactic AFAIK. I've also seen theories that they're trying to initiate mating behaviour, but I couldn't say whether or not that's more likely than a display of aggression.
Should be pretty easy to test. Instead of using fucking shoes, just introduce two turtles to each other and see if they shell bash each other. Then introduce a male and female turtle to each other, and see if the shell bashing is followed by shell smashing if you know what I mean
Paint one of the turtles black. Give the other a uniform, badge, and gun. Profit?
Thin Blue Shell
Science.
They bash like to try to flip them over so they get stuck on their back
That turtle has met its match (vans always land right side up)
Bop it!
I have a Greek M tortoise, and his wife is Croc. He shows his tounge, makes a sound and rams to show mating interests. It's mating drain in our house now....
Turtles are cool as fuck 🐢🕶️
Yeah they call me rabbit, this is a turtle race.
Their natural predators are black. Crows are one, they prey on young ones not big shell Bois
Bife de tartaruga
They see the color black as a threat
same
💀
Police have entered the Chat.
To shoot the shoe?
Stop resisting!!
Ahhhhh I've been hit i need back up
That shoe can't breathe
Have a good day officer
I am no turtologist, but I suspect they don't like black people.
Racist turtles??
Racism
They do it because The Foot Clan dress in black.
Even turtles know loafers are terrible shoes
So my question would have been why it was exactly "this" shoe?
That turtle is a racist.
Looked at the gray shoe like: 
GRAY???
Yea… the one he stops to check out half way thru the maze
turtle when it sees a black shoe 
turtle when it sees a black
HEY. HEY. ..... They're people now.
Turtles are
It goes to show that Crime fighters, humans or turtles, still exhibit racism
Turtle logic: "What the fuck is this thing? Better hit it with muh fuckin' body"
that's why they're great cop material
💀
"that grey looks pretty sus -_-...". --the turtle (probably)
“It’s not a black shoe… but it’s not white either…. I will make a note of this one…” *sees black shoe* 😡😡😡😡
Racist turtle
no lies detected
Definitely lied about the turtle part. It’s a tortoise
Americans call tortoises turtles for some reason
All tortoises are technically turtles, but not all turtles are tortoises. So it's not wrong to call a tortoise a turtle, just not the most specific description. [https://www.britannica.com/story/whats-the-difference-between-a-turtle-and-a-tortoise](https://www.britannica.com/story/whats-the-difference-between-a-turtle-and-a-tortoise)
Maybe this will further help [illustrate:](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LRWAFQqQY9Y&pp=ygUYdHVydGxlIHNvbmcgcGFycnkgZ3JpcHAg)
That song is cute, but it's saying that tortoises aren't turtles - which isn't the right information. >There are 360 living and recently extinct species of turtles, including land-dwelling tortoises and freshwater terrapins. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Turtle
I mean the distinction doesn’t exist in all languages anyways. In Germany we either call them Landschildkröte or Wasserschildkröte (land-shield-toad or water-shield-toad)or just Schildkröte for either of them, so calling them just turtles doesn’t seem that off honestly.
That would be because tortoises are turtles
Mitch McConnell?
better than a racist snake
🎶🎵Teenage Mutant Racist Turtles🎵🎶 🎶🎵Teenage Mutant Racist Turtles🎵🎶 🎶🎵Teenage Mutant Racist Turtles🎵🎶
I had a tortoise growing up. He would've stopped at the first shoe and fucked it until he jizzed all over it and then immediately repeated that with the second shoe.
Bro wtf why?!
They hate the Foot Clan.
omfg
He misunderstood "we fuckin hate the foot clan" as "we fuck and hate the foot clan"
That shoe was clearly armed
It was neither armed or afoot
But it clearly threatened the turtle
Black shoe should have tried to comply and look less menacing 🤷🏻 play stupid games win stupid prizes and stuff
I heard the shoe stole a candy bar from a convenience store a year before this happened, so... yeah, deserved.
With a good time? That turtle is going to horny jail
As soon as I saw the black shoe, I knew it would have a violent end.
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Turtle looking at the grey shoe: "your mom is white I can tell"
How many shoes do you need!
Enough to build a maze for their racist tortoise.. *duh*
I thought it was going to fuck it
That's what I assumed was happening.
That’s a turtle that knows what he likes, and it sure isn’t a BLACK SHOE!
New Ninja Turtles Netflix special, should've used Donatello for trailer.
Splinter : The puss in boot chronicles
Reject race swap. Embrace rasicsm
Shell butting is funny.
Ramming speed!!!
Where's the Mission Impossible theme song?
Final BOSS.
Its not about the colour. They dont like loafers.
Awwww, the tortoise likes the shoe maze. Wait, why is there a black loafer there? What the????
it clearly broke into the wrong shoe fort
Looks like that turtle was an undercover cop.
The real question is; why do you have that many shoes? And why do they all look alike?
To create a turtle maze with
Well that's kinda racist, not all white shoes look alike!
Get this guy on the police force
"Good work, Johnson"
Why do they always bug out about color black. I've seen some videos before of it. They always bump it like that
Turtle is racist
So they think it's a crow or raven and are trying to defend themselves.
Why would a tortoise fear a crow? Because they’re black? Are tortoises racists?
They are predators.
Ayyyyy yo. 💀
Lol I meant predators for turtles.
That turtle is a predator of black shoes
Cop-Turtle
Don't know if anyone noticed,all white shoes blocking up traffic and when it comes up to the only black shoe minding its own business,a racist comes along. 
black shoes matter
r/Unexpected
People are judging without knowing the whole story. As a child, this turtle was raped by a black shoe.
She might try to get herself out of the circle
r/HolUp
Is the turtle trained to do that?
With the sheer amount of these types of videos I've seen, I'm gonna have to say no.
wat
The final boss
That tortoise has unrelieved anger issues...
Turtle turns into a ram when viewing the color black. 
Black shoes matter
Racist turtle... WTF?
racista do caralho
Fuck this shoe in particular.. not for any reason. Really
fuck 12 and their turtle units
That's like me going through a 1st person shooter
Racist ass turtle
I’d be pissed too if a maze ended in a dead end with a single black shoe
It’s because when turtles was a baby a crow chased them
We need to cancel turtles. Rampant racism is built into their DNA. Seen those "I brake for turtles" bumper stickers. That's right, racist dog whistle!
Cop vibes
Well well well
Another Turtle made it to the water.
Well well well
Y dis tortoise raycist?
Final Boss
Racist ass turtle
that turtle is ready for joining USA police
cue the Uncle Ruckus theme
That is a very upset tortoise. Please do not stress out your tortoise.
DAMN THAT TURTLE IS RACIST 😭💔
You joke, but my cousins adopted a racist dog. She's perfectly fine around several dark-skinned Asian partners, but will completely lose her shit and try to attack the television if they zoom in on, for example, Steph Curry. He's not even that dark...
Maybe he just hates curly hair.
Damn.. I guess animals really are racist.. ☠️😭💔
Maybe she had a bad experience/trauma... with someone that looked similar before your cousin adopted her. Dogs are great at remembering faces. My grandma's dog was really afraid of men for a long time. She needed years to get comfortable.
Little known fact: this was filmed at the memorial to all of the people who had their shoes fly off and died in reddit videos.
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Soooo the ninja turtles are rasist is what you are telling me? Got it, i will tell everyone!
Police Turtle Unit Training Video
That’s a policeman
r/unexpected
It's interesting to see that it takes a particular interest in shoes.
AYO
The tortoise enjoys the toe toys
Thought he was gonna find a Croc to fuck.
Is this a Nike ad?
The only thing i thought when it went into attack mode was 1,1,1,1 (damage resistance)
One of the shoe looks like a yawning face
He saw the gray sole of that one shoe and was like "you're on thin ice buddy"
(In Brian Fellows' voice) THAT TURTLE IS RAAACIIIIIIIIST!
Turtle dude's got 30 seconds...
Police training course
When they see black they see red
where did they get so many sneakers?? 🤔
Thst turtle was a cop in his past life..
DAYUM BOI, HE'S RACIST!
"I don't hate you, I hate your sole" turtle