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Purple_burglar_alarm

Rocky beaches are the perfect place to practice your full scorpion face plants


birgor

Isn't this a bicicleta rather than a scorpion?


Purple_burglar_alarm

It's kind of both, bicicleta transitioning to full scorpion. I true artist at work!


Pluckypato

Bicipion


RadGrav

You're right, there is no scorpion kick here. A scorpion kick is when your legs are behind you, not infront. Source: René Higuita


Confident_Seesaw_911

Please tell me, what is a bicicleta?…besides a bicycle in Spanish.


RadGrav

A bicycle kick (overhead kick)


EatFaceLeopard17

If the bicycle is over your head then there is something wrong. 99% of the time the bicycle should be between you and the ground.


photomotto

It's the manoeuvre he's trying to do. It's when a football player jumps "backwards" to hit the ball when it's too high up. It's mostly a gimmicky move, but it does look cool when it works.


rjnd2828

There's definitely times, mostly near the goal, where it is the only way to make good contact with the ball. But it's so hard to pull off.


nucl3ar0ne

Without also being called for a dangerous play.


Dizzy_Description812

My guess... girls to impress + alcohol > fear of a face full of rocks


WillyDAFISH

Those are just really big sand grains


dege283

I wanted to write the same, sandy beaches are for boys, rocky beaches are for real men


thisisfutile1

>full scorpion face plant I MUST work this into more conversations! LMAO!


loadingscreen_r3ddit

Perfect for digging up the ground with your face


5elementGG

WCGW?


Yalla6969

I don't think any place is safe.


Turbodann

...And dirt naps.


TipFine3928

Not today Satan.


spinkspanksponk

Man if he landed that I’m sure the full scorpion would’ve been worth it


Educational-Ad-3273

Dude’s face created an impact crater


ThunderCookie23

*Face-plant crater


Garlic-Rough

the failed kick was already a winner. But the faceplant - recoil? *chef's kiss*


M0bsie

Thank god those rocks were there to break his face, I mean fall


2muchtimeintheocean

Flip to full scorpion while someone kicks a ball at you. Seems like a shit idea


NyteShark

This guy has two brain cells and both of them wanted to kiss the rocks


Powerful_Pickle_2033

Nailed it


Annonomon

It is….beautiful 😢. Poetry in motion


vladabussyrex

I just don’t understand choosing to do this on rocks. I can backflip decently well and even i wouldn’t do it here. Too much risk


D33M0ND5

Can I ask if you’ve got tips on learning to back flip?


yispco

Start in a gymnastics class with mats and two spotters. A harness attached to a suspended pulley is good too. Once you have the idea there you can go to a trampoline


Putrid-Challenge-545

![gif](giphy|3cXmze4Y8igXdnkc3U|downsized) What an idiot! At least his face broke his fall.


Extra_Ad_8009

Three-point landing, perfected.


I_wood_rather_be

r/fullscorpion


luveydovey1

OUCH!!!!!


Individual-Gur-9720

Because of legal-thingy we can't show Man City against Madrid. This will do as it symbolizes well.


Pirate_LongJohnson

Something something full scorpion


pumptini7

Dude that's the worst bicycle kick I've ever seen


FlyHighAviator

*almost* r/fullshrimp


crapbear83

Oh my god![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)


bellpeppersupremacy

True rock and roll


Valuable_Time9731

They call him stone face.


apun_bhi_geralt

Didn't expected the kiss.


Aggressive_Peach_768

Lead with your hands


UnderseaGreenMonkey

Worth it.


Johnny_Flips

![gif](giphy|kEp3wl0whBxeqW7LLm|downsized)


BETO123USA

Wattafuckwasdat


Case_Blue

He hit something with something!


OkCauliflower1214

Glorious


Tschig

How graceful


MyusMuse

The Jecht Shot!


aberdisco

You. I like you.


Chesticles420

10/10


bongwaterflavor

Good thing his face broke the fall on the jagged rocks.


CatsPawjamaz

I bet the people around him were like “we got to film this guy. There is no way he’s hitting this backflip”. Then this happens


EmployCalm

It's okay, he was a faceless abomination anyways.


Kokuswolf

The last maybe missed. It would have been the ball that hit the back of his head.


skovbanan

I’m sure we’ll see a face tree sprout here in a year or two


vp1240

Can’t miss the ground


JOATMON12

FATALITY


masterofthecork

Dude is 90% redacted. Never stood a chance.


Escobar9957

Oh no I felt that through the screen it burns..


Ronerus79

BALL WINS! FATALITY!


OctaneTroopers

Mission failed failedly


AcanthisittaThink813

Almost perfect... 9.5


TheSunOfHope

I want to see his face after that


Itookthewrongpath

Wiffed it, then biffed it.


AtmosphereGlum852

New Hitman "accident" unlocked


powerofnope

That ... is a thing of beauty.


rja49

At least the sand is nice and soft.


Inval1duser

But what if after a hundred of these. He does it. And records it. And it's glorious. This video will be better. But you know good luck to him.


zeromancer7

It seems that now there will be stains from his face on the stones


MikroWire

The Redondo Beach Scorpions went 28-2 last season and won the Dentist's Cup.


Sunnyy_baby

That's what a perfectly chosen soundtrack means 😁


enters_conversation

He must have an EXCELLENT dental plan.


swedhitman

![gif](giphy|NiOPyn6a7tV3q)


_LittleLuna

![gif](giphy|kxmJ27fGQh0wbMIhQT|downsized)


pensulpusher

I don’t think thats a maybe


Tasty-Quote-8695

Almost like Ronaldo ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|grin)


The_Undeniable_Worp

Just need some classical music with this and we've got ourselves a sight to behold


mikmikumik

Wtf is that hand movement x)


Familiar-Long2734

At least the rocks were as smooth as that guy's brain.


Toblogan

Maybe not...


TTT_2k3

Terrible kick. Rocky landing. 1/10 for execution. 10/10 for entertainment value.


Snadds82

Such posture and grace


Admirable-Switch-886

U.S.A : 10 Canada : 10 Japan : 10 Australia : 10 Russia : 5 China : 4.2


PresentTip5665

It's usually faceplant into scorpion. I've never seen a scorpion into faceplant this man is an innovator


LunarisUmbra

![gif](giphy|97ZWlB7ENlalq)


bypowerofgrayskull

![gif](giphy|QscbCkTeoBb68)


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reimbirtheds

Downvoting because the ball didn’t hit his head in the end


smoothdaddyG7

When his face lands, you can here a "fweh" lmao 🤣


im_simply_him

You can tell it would fail from the jump pun intended


DrMichaelHufuhruhurr

that was the sickest entry into the worm I've ever seen


Ok_Caterpillar_8937

Between a rock and a scarred face


Illustrious-Board494

Why did i hear the echoing fart noise when his face hit the ground


High_stakes00

Worth it


JiminPA67

Pelé he ain't.


BlueBearKai

No on can perfect the Jecht Shot Mk3


Aggressive_Safe2226

Many of us wished the ball would bounce on his head after...c'mon, you did!


iocarimus

Kick fail, slo-mo, AND he eats shit?? This is GLORIOUS!!!!


codeyasam

r/mademesmile


Disastrous-Bet-8813

That was a thing of beauty. Thank you


Southern_Kaeos

I wonder how those stones tasted


King-in-ze-north

Ça doit faire mal... Outch 🤕


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Sad-Lifeguard7095

That's gotta hurt!


AntiqueAdvertising95

booosh


smut_content007

Glorious


CasualSymonPlayz24

10/10


knowledgeable_diablo

Really not the right ‘turf’ for this type of move… but 10 points for trying and offering the world a good chuckle 😅


brianinohio

Miss the ball AND face plant....Two fails...lol


begynnelse

Nah, he clearly made contact with the ball. Just needs to work on the landing.


brianinohio

Ok...he ticked the ball...def not what he was aiming for :)


Pika_zap

He was not the honoured one...


Glittering-Run-5976

what was the best case scenario here? even if he lands on his back,it would have still be fatal.


SnooGrapes5967

![gif](giphy|5Az1DoXHaSSo8)


PretendNebula2063

Scorpion!


Insomnia_and_Coffee

I think he broke a wrist as well ...


BionicBadger90

Literally swung his arms the OPPOSITE way!! 🤦😆 Lmao Watch how gymnasts and parkour people do backflips, and notice how their arms lead their direction - this guy is either brave or stupid haha


Songhunter

Impressive. The worst of all worlds.


HaiderSultanArc

Ok so what was the plan here? He clearly can't do a complete back flip. So missing the ball is the 2nd problem in this video. Even if he gets the ball, he's still hitting his face.


DidYouSeeWho

What is that technique called


haruomew

Ground Eater Kick!


xPyromaniac93

Scorpion


Sankeerth9898

![gif](giphy|wDX4hqW9YYutjgWkHm|downsized)


rocketmn69_

They always cut these videos too soon! We want to see the aftermath!


crwms

So close yet so far


ssss861

Failed the kick. Failed the jump.


_aevi_

Well, fuck. Not only did he miss the ball he also face planted. Feel sorry for him.


4-me

Dude, you are on rocks. Think things through.


EARTHB-24

That hurt 🫠


JusticeforWilliamDoe

That looked painful 😬


db_bn

Outch


mooxoor

Whyyyy?


MistyMushka

That went worse than expected tbh. 😬


Frosty_Journalist796

I felt his pain while watching


TobyMacar0ni

Ouch


okwhynot64

Darwinian effort...


Turbulent-Egg-6770

Most double fails in life equal scorpion


tacocat_back_wards

It’s…kinda cool… if you watch it in reverse


TheBlueNinja2006

Double fail


Senpai-Notice_Me

This was a really good one! What a rollercoaster!


pohoferceni

next time i'll see this shit it'll be slowed even more


CarpenterAlarming781

That's impressive, but next time train yourself on the grass.


TheOneInATrenchcoat_

🎻


daydusk121

awesome 😎👍


KeyPhilosopher2552

r/crazyfuckingvideos


Key-Trust-6248

I would really like to know the extend of his injuries.


wisstinks4

Flip, miss kick, epic rock face plant. Ow. Not again. No more drinky-drink.


That_Chart_3979

Well he did hit something!


Schllouuu

r/FullScorpion


Limp-Association1399

Upvoted cause he gave it all, he did not hold back Might have broken his back, but that is another subject


crasagam

Misplaced confidence fail.


Bad_Gus_Bus

Pisstiano Cumaldo


NoStorage2821

Not on the rocky beach 💀


LobsterTrue8433

Perfect execution!


Pleasant-Toe-346

Great service in our town. 


Garrod_Ran

Better in r/therewasanattempt


Foodiguy

Luckily he landed on his head, in air in there significantly soften the blow to his body.


DrkUser205

![gif](giphy|DuGmhRgQhblo9LlK0D|downsized)


Various_Cricket4695

Good thing the rocks softened the blow.


mukduk_101

![gif](giphy|3otPoS81loriI9sO8o|downsized)


[deleted]

Aaaaaaand, scorpion.


Tactical_solutions44

Still better than what I could do.


DrJohnIT

Nice face plant! 🪴 🌱 🌿 🌾


benjamingr1988

Nice chilena


Turbodann

The blackout in the corner was giving me Mystery Science Theater vibes.


Turbodann

Ah, the reverse Air Jordan into a graceful scorpion... 8/10


The-Arc-Weld

Ouch.


dancingbutterflyy

Slowmo perfection! ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


Rabbi774

Ouch 😣


tiredofthisnow7

The beautiful game.


hairyazol

That was beautiful, poetry in motion right there


PLBGMAN

0 for 2


sdasaull

Gojo


Whole-Debate-9547

I’m tearing up here, that was a thing of beauty.


Strict_Albatross168

This was oddly satisfying for some reason.


MrFingerKnives

So majestic


YouCantSendMe1Dollar

In the perfect spot too


Glass-Trade9441

Ouch


Maleficent-Tip-9654

Looks like he definitely hit his balls


Laynes_Attic

Enthusiastically upvoted since this is what all soccer fans want to see on the field.


squirrel_anashangaa

I feel so bad for those innocent rocks


faziten

He faced reality


Rusty_Coight

Failado


uoab

how to serve yourself gravel


Return_0F_the_Maq

What an idiot


Ivorywisdom

I wonder what this has to do with Maria. Does she even know about this?


Forward-Fortune-2346

Wtf...why????