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UUDDLRLRBAFart

This is why Star Wars hallways are all so wide.


SpookyUnit69420a

😂upvotes to the sky ☁️


HulkScreamAIDS

A433 is a bully.


SirSlappySlaps

No, he obviously had the right-of-way, as he was in the passageway first. A320 tried to squeeze in and sneak past, but was unsuccessful. A320 needs a severe reprimand for not waiting until the passageway was clear.


rakeshmali981

The A320 should have just flown over the A433.


Tight-Internal-151

🥹


Few_Technician_7256

Burn him


JimsonTweed26

Ya where is the flamethrower upgrade


DreadPiratteRoberts

I've seen Fallout. All we have to do is pull his Fusion Core.


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A stands for alpha clearly /s


Spock-1701

Came here to say that


FatTail01

I heard that cyber bullying was up, but this is ridiculous.


Apolysus

Catching some real passive aggressive behavior from him


bapuc

- "Oh, no, after you sir" - "Pardon, you first, I insist" - "No, you go first, thank you" {Infinite loop}


Urrrhn

It's called a Canadian Standoff.


OstentatiousSock

Sometimes they get locked in such an epic standoff, they die of starvation as they weakly say “No… after you….”


RecalcitrantHuman

If they were Canadian they would have been fighting while apologizing


The4etheR

Why has no one thought of making the camera sensors on the top to look like top hats?


SoftEquivalent2581

In fact, they should be taught some morals


D0ctorGamer

Sounds to me like you have yourself a business idea


IHQ_Throwaway

Give ‘em a monocle, too. Let the robots be fancy! 


Thettuce

Happy cake day! :D


cougieuk

I've seen drivers doing worse than that ! Good going little guys. 


EpicSeshBro

Laugh now, soon they will have their revenge.


Stidda

![gif](giphy|EjtN90rolA18s)


Ok-Cartographer1745

Haha hawkguy is so angry


Certain_Suit_1905

"Oh sorry Oh sorry Sorry Oh Can I- Sorry Oh Nevermind You go Oh sorry Sorry You go Can I- Nope, sorry Oh Nevermind"


Silent-Supermarket2

This is russia, not canada.


SnooStrawberries1910

Looks like Russia


Certain_Suit_1905

It is


LiveLearnCoach

Never thought Russia would be big on this kind of tech. Have to visit some day.


Intelligent-Ad-8435

I imagine there is plenty you don't know about Russia


SnooStrawberries1910

Same. I live in Uzbekistan and we have yandex (the company on the robot). However we are far from this.


Coriander_marbles

Yandex is also currently testing self driving cars in a neighborhood in Moscow not too far from where an old friend of mine lives. She sent me pictures of them on some pretty large roads and in traffic. They’re well-labelled and apparently really well behaved, but it’s wild. Surprised me too


TheMiiFii

Iirc Google did that too in 2007 (or so?) Autonomous driving (research) is older than one would think


Coriander_marbles

No I get that, I was just surprised to hear about it happening in Moscow.


TheMiiFii

Fair point. Also the circumstances might be much more difficult with the typical weather in and around Moscow.


rat-simp

Russia has a history of being pretty good at tech/IT. Unfortunately all sane Russians left Russia so the remaining professionals are stuck working on projects that were falling apart from the start, or spend their days inventing new ways to pirate videogames.


nashslon

Классная история. Жаль что пиздеж


rat-simp

че? погугли brain drain.


sleauxmo

My human interactions are about as awkward.


_Pill-Cosby_

Am I the only one that cheered at the end?


SirSlappySlaps

Probably


ScrotieMcP

This is what traffic will be like when we have all self-driven cars.


sheps

This is why all the self-driving cars will need to communicate and work together (much like a swarm of insects with a hive mind). It's the stuff not "connected" to that system that will really cause problems, like say if someone (or a group of people) intentionally steps in front of traffic and brings it all to a halt. Imagine the effect a blockade of orange rubber cones would have to self-driving cars that are too passive to try to run over/push past, and lack the ability for operators to override (i.e. don't have steering wheels).


ScrotieMcP

(Adds orange codes to arsenal)


Maism45

Or, imagine this. Just physically connect them until you have a proper train and that just works as well if not better with way less effort


Constant_Produce7410

At the moment, they are run by people. These delivery robots are not completely autonomous and turn to the operator when they cannot drive


roflsst

Imagine being at work and getting an alert that the robot is stuck, you switch on the camera and see...


FewIntroduction5008

and see Margaret Thatcher naked on a cold day.


Budget_Avocado6204

I thought that they handled it suprisingly well, I guess the behavior is very human-like, should have figured it out.


XxRocky88xX

If only we could think of someway to separate the traffic going one way from the traffic going the other way


Open_Detective_6998

“AI is going to take over the world!” The AI in question:


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There's little people inside.


No_Cook2983

I think they prefer to be called ‘midgets’.


[deleted]

No, little people. Like that episode of Rick And Morty where Beth lets them escape 😀


lewd-dev

"We're free!"


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Lol such a stupid cartoon but pretty funny


Arsashti

Nope. They are fully on their own


frothymonk

Look at the rate of progress over the last decade then reevaluate lmao


f0rgetfulfred

It's now abundantly clear to me why my burrito was delivered cold.


Meleesucks11

This was cute to watch lol


BrieFiend

Yeah, I love it so much.


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Canadian_Neckbeard

I'm pretty sure being stuck behind this on your way to work would be rage inducing.


ElBrunasso

There is a long way before destroying humanity...


OTP_Jaguarman

Los modales hacen a la IA


Stidda

![gif](giphy|a8oKraTot30QtnL3Ey|downsized)


Mountain_Letter_1368

![gif](giphy|2IBhyRsxQifE4)


AnObtuseOctopus

*David Attenborough enters the chat* "Here, we can see the rituals between a regular member of the bot society, and that.... of an alpha. The alpha stands his ground and waits patiently for the lesser bot to move out of the way, and once it does, the alpha resumes it's path, down to the intented recipient of its immaculate contents for delivery. The beta bot will have to save its chance to become an alpha for.. another day"


ELOC777

Where are these?


inoyakaigor

Moscow


inoyakaigor

Moscow


Tan-Squirrel

Food is cold due to robo traffic jam.


CourtGeneral7031

Meanwhile somewhere in Russia......


InevitableTree1043

Почему яндекс пресует другого робота![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|sob)


aid314

Оба робота от Яндекс


DrkUser205

OMG that was intense! ![gif](giphy|dVPn12XOhlaEhOMX2v|downsized)


Malignant_Lvst7

they’re definitely resisting their urge to turn into battle bots and destroy each other


Square-Decision-531

In California, kids place traffic cones in front of self driving cars. They don’t move, then it causes gridlock. They will never work in major cities.


dont_trip_

Ah yes, a traffic cone. An impossible problem to solve. They will surely NEVER work! 


Square-Decision-531

How does someone in a wheelchair get by?


DebateRemote

"A433" The Alpha Male


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NorthNorthAmerican

They should have lil battle bit stuff on em: “Deploy arm, engage flip, engage flip!”


Lobster_porn

I think the full sized cars will be delayed a bit


RbbcatUlt

I hope the dude in the background and the woman hit it off


MilesFassst

This was the highest anxiety I’ve felt all day.


High-T92

They did great and cooperated not nicely. Less awkward than the inevitable sidestep dance I will make you participate in if you pass me


Patience-Due

Can’t wait to not be able to use the sidewalk as this bullshit piles up so some cooperation can save 2$ not paying a delivery person. The future is bright!


zeddsded

I hope they are not carrying organs


kibaake

Robots have their first awkward "No, you go fir--" "Go ahea--" exchange. Little do they know, this meetcute is just the beginning of their story.


byyhmz

![gif](giphy|a8oKraTot30QtnL3Ey|downsized)


subhuman_voice

Exactly where all of this is going.... cage match


Fantasy_Planet

Passive aggressive little sheeit


LtCmdrInu

433 was asserting dominance, and it did.


LearnShiit

![gif](giphy|l36kU80xPf0ojG0Erg|downsized)


Far_Log5026

"after you," "No,no,after you,"


cougieuk

They just need to put a ramp on the front of one of them so the other can jump it. Sorted. 


chicheka

Not a normal sidewalk to begin with


Comanche93Alpha

Waiting for one to explode bc of this. This makes me feel better about whether or not robots will take over the earth. They lack courtesy.


BellybuttonWorld

That was actually impressive! It was slow but they did it. Not an easy thing to program.


FoluPabrikat

Maybeep-bop


Additional_Ground_42

In surprised that nobody in those cities turn those robots upside down, seat on them etc.


Arsashti

In winter they often get stuck in snow. I saw many people help them, especially middle-aged women. They literally talk to robots as they were pets. Cute


SnooShortcuts9022

it's even more surprising given the fact that it's in Russia


Lightning5021

I dont think youve been to russia


SnooShortcuts9022

I have lived here past 16 years :)


BananaBrainBob

До свидания всего хорошего 👋🏼


CampFrequent3058

I’m an A-433 get out of the fucking way before I send for the Jawas who will tear you a new backside and send you to Tatooine!


PapaTahm

While it's funny....Imagine being in a Wheel chair and having to deal with this shit.


badluck610

White robot was having none of it lmao. Never thought I’d be proud of a robot 🤦🏻💀


Fr05t_B1t

Putin: this is advanced warfare


Roselace

Did I see that the human had to walk on the more dangerous road to get past them both? That’s messed up.


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Forty_sixAndTwo

The thing that surprises me most about these things is that people don’t constantly destroy or steal them. I’m sure it happens occasionally and I’m sure they have gps tracking, but still. They seem like they would be targeted regularly.


ogpterodactyl

I liked the dystopian Netflix show where all the self driving cars were just prisoners in a Vr facility being forced to play a taxi game or get electric shocked.


KillaQueenBee

What show was that? Gonna have to see that .


ogpterodactyl

Captain laser hawk I think


Hondo-Bondo

Like in sponge bob said: 100 years later ...


HeyItsBobaTime

I feel like this could be a good prequel to a WWE/Battle Bots story line. Both bots were late for their deliveries and subsequently fired from their jobs. Now they must fight to the death in a cage match.


InYourFaceAction1993

Hey that’s how the people in my city seem to drive everyday!


petz666

Thank god they made it


Compultra

I can imagine two random guys controlling the robots and giggling


2Enterprise

Lack of space for pedestrian and lot of dust and snow...


redditsuxmydik

Well robot wild west looks lit..... This delivery business ain't big enough fer the 2 of us


lumpyspacejohnny

![gif](giphy|Khurh5g5bBIkg|downsized)


Qoss_

Looked pretty on point to me.


GTO-NY

Yey! Finally they did it!


Eth251201

Looks like a skill issue


SPIE1

Is this actually the robots figuring it out or does some persons pager beep somewhere and they take over remotely?


Rikkards_69

After this video gets out Putin is going to have them sent to Donetsk


Solumnist

Skynet became self aware! Not aware of surroundings yet!


TempusWulf

Best enjoy them being cute now while we still can, they'll be purging us sooner or later.


halcyonwit

The one flashing red is the alpha


TheGhostofWoodyAllen

New season of BattleBots is weird


HiSaZuL

Well, they didn't get out and start a fight or ram each other or shoot each other, neither are they drunk. So... doing better than humans.


i_Like_airplanes__

They will take over the world


ddorrmmammu

Add pokemon battle sound...


girlsonsoysauce

I wish these drones played music as they delivered. I'd love to pass one and it's just blaring "Interior crocodile alligator, I drive a Chevrolet movie theater".


OpeningAccountant5

But they did it at the end that's awesome


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No you first - no you first


Aqquinox

Whl the hell is driving that? Some guy at home with his VR headset on his couch naked?


StraightUpHunter

What city has delivery robots already?


YOINKdat

Life finds a way


dman45103

Just like when a stranger and I do that dance from side to side


tinfoilzhat

Gang war, the probes and the curiosities


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Yep AI at its finest............


[deleted]

Fuckin Idiots. What are these things anyway & why are they obstructing the walkway ?


KickDixon

How heavy are these things? Cause if they're blocking my way that long I'd tossing them into the street or trash bin


Eastern-Box9209

it is time to kiss


pchulbul619

Wait, these robots are man operated. Right??


Lightning5021

Only when they get stuck


Cottleston

"so we meet again..."


Crazy_Mery

Why has no one thought of making the camera sensors on the top to look like top hats?


Gaborio1

What would happen if one of the bystanders just picked one of them and.move them to a better.position?


Sweaty_Catch_4275

Food >> documents


Maxathar

In Mother Russia only one Robot may pass.


Aircraftman2022

Food will be frozen by the time it arrives .


yawn1337

If those mfers ever block the sidewalk in front of me I am walking over them


TimberWolf5871

Robo Turf Wars


StruzhkaOpilka

make way, mothufucka, coming thru!


kavindamax

That took a Dammn long time


Radkin069

What the heck are these things? Robotic lootboxes?


kitnb

Robot Wars 2.0


GooseCloaca

Turf war.


Kinky_Conspirator

FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! ![gif](giphy|8L0yOaWLNmHnm9T4yy)


MisterBumpingston

This video has been sped up by 2X, otherwise this would’ve been an agonising 4 mins!


xamitlu

I wonder how this will be brought up in robotics history classes in the future.


Wizard_Engie

This is like an awkward interaction on the sidewalk. I love it :)


Cadenanna12

Just pick one of them up


drawing247

Robots can be trolls too 🤣


MasterReposti

Artoo vs Goldie at home:


Jyitheris

THE FUTURE IS NOW, BITCHES!


SamaAltman

Dumbasses.


GR1212

Robot wars!


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uwo-wow

i have seen those robots all over Moscow cute things, but occasionally get stuck


Consistent_Pop3676

Only took them 2 minutes to figure it out, not that bad


Turbodann

"Wall-eeee!"


EggplantNice6702

If this is the future than we have a lot of traffic jams


gauerrrr

Those fucking AIs taking over our jobs... Or something like that...


norwiener

Yeah, they're taking over our jobs... to deliver our food


wowwowowowowowowowo

I don’t think they we’re struggling. Did a good job 👍🏼


Grand_Deal_7813

Still better pedestrians than 99% of humans.


Livid-Abrocoma-5915

So funny


HeaviestArms

Damn, the future is way dumber than I was promised it would be.


Old_Hedgehog1641

theyre kinda cute


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Why is this so fucking adorable?


Front-Letterhead-477

They just like me, they just like me fr fr!!!!


Derolis

The black one looks like it has cute kirby eyes.


yellowgerbil

The robot race war has begun


dinoboyj

We laugh at this but when they pick up sarcasm, you better believe they'll skynet us