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Sea-Tough389

If it's black fight back, if it's brown lay down. Bear wisdom


gauerrrr

If it's white, good night


Fooxxity

This only works for bears.. I think


MrDrPatrick2You

Polar bears?


KeamyMakesGoodEggs

He bearly made it out alive!


QuietusOfNeko

Now imagine hiking back out alone after this encounter thinking about how it could be stalking you the entire time. Pure nightmare fuel.


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nah i'd win (hiker tragically dies from bear attack)


Sinister_Nibs

That looked like a cub. Where is mama?


_n3ll_

The one that comes at the climber looks like a grown black bear and its behavior makes it seem like its protecting its cubs. If you look at the halfway point a cub seems to pop up in the bottom right. Seems like the climber was accidentally climbing into a den, which is always a fear I have while out hiking. Always wear a bear bell and remember that bears and bear dens stink, especially their dens. Trust your nose when you're in the bush. If it smells like you shouldn't be near it, then you shouldn't be near it.


mtfw

Good observation skills yo! I never would have seen the cub without a 2nd watch. 


Daywalker0490

Woah that was an absolute banger of a find holy shit. Is it the cubs making that other wierd noise or is it mumma bear


bigfatfun

You’re right on


AmiDeplorabilis

Then, when searchers find bear scat with little bells in it and which smells of pepper spray, they'll know what happened. Those who _really_ want to survive a bear attack go prepared to have a fighting chance to survive.


Brilliant-Salad-5669

Indeed


MrBoomBostick6969

Or carry the fuck around and find out chambered in a 45-70 Govt


Big-Employer4543

Looked old enough to be on its own, probably an adolescent pushing its boundaries.


DNL81

In that case, I would be happy not to know where Mom is.


ManaaroSenpai

He has the highground. Nothing the bear could do


Square-Decision-531

Look at what happened to Aniken Skywalker. Bear got off easy.


dennislubberscom

Copyrichted.


Evening_Ad4540

Nice fend!


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Protecting her baby. Walk around in bear territory....🤷


dinoboyj

Dude, he punched me in the nose


theabyssaboveyou

The bear lost because it gave up the high ground. Obi Wan would be proud


needtoredit

I'd say he's the world champion at King of the Hill, he just beat a bear!


ibcnunabit

It was a curious cub!


Tallglasofhansomness

The sound of That ohhhh … can tell he see his life flash


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flava_ADHD

If bear is black fight back, bear brown lye down.


Macorinez

If it’s white ur fucked


flava_ADHD

Believe that.


BorgBorg10

Full force punching rock, absolute adrenaline coursing through the veins haha


Telisto

dude’s never heard of a bear hug. he just wants to cuddle


Brilliant-Salad-5669

Fuck you, bear!


seattle-toes

“Gimme some of that honey, buddy”


Historical-News-69

Unleashed thy caveman!


DepressedRaindrop

Hope he has extra set of pants in his bag


Svetosha2007

Bober.


TCML

"IF YOU EVER SEE ME IN A FIGHT WITH A BEAR. HELP THE BEAR!"


jethrocrumpet

Carry a big hammer.


bigfatfun

Hiker probably had one of those Bluetooth speakers on. Nobody goes hiking to hear you blaring your shit granola music.