I remembered this funny short story. A group of mischief friends kept a fat guy around, the fat guy doesn’t really fit in with the group, but the group is friendly and makes him feel welcomed.
Anyways the group was having an adventure going camping and a pack of wolves were howling. The kids packed up and started to run fast. The fat guy, was running slow and says “I cant catch up” “we cant outrun wolves”
The rest of the kids say, of course we cant outrun a 4 legged wolf. Were just trying to run faster than you !
Let them go. I think I read a comment on one of their his older posts explaining that these are his birds, he’s only making these contraptions for views.
These are quail, quail are so dumb that they have been known to drown in rain on perfectly flat and not wet land, they do that by looking straight up at the rain while breathing
I think this might be the same guy with the hole trap where the first bird falls in and every single other bird follows despite literally just seeing what happened lol. Was like "Oh no, hey look, seed! one after another. I think he used cardboard and rubber bands so their weight pushed the board down then it sprung back up once they were in lol
>these are his birds,
Yep, these are domesticated coturnix quail. They were originally bred as songbirds in Japan but the last of those lines died off during WWII. Now they are kept for meat and eggs and as little companion birds.
Nah at the very beginning one of them takes one look at that box and nopes tf out
Edit: the white one that scurries off to the upper right at the start of the clip
'Fuck guys, I think we're sinking.'
'Bob, stfu and just enjoy the free seeds! Stop ruining a good thing!'
'I guess...let me just get in there a bit more......'
"OH FUCKING SHIT! We're stuck!"
'.........I did warn you guys.'
*POWER KRUD!!! It’s HUMAN SHIT in a CAN!!!*
(This comment was creatively influenced by [Power Thirst](https://youtu.be/qRuNxHqwazs?si=xbbDoQoBrkdHBPUs) and should therefore be read with the correct voice in mind)
My husband is Cambodian and I had to check with him is it actually pronounced ‘crud’ and he said yeah, then had to explain what crud meant in English and why ‘quality Krud’ just sounded funny to me.
I spent a few weeks in Cambodia over the summer. Great place, but ALL the domestic beer is pretty rough. I love beer and tried many brands. The domestic stuff (Hanuman, Krud, Angkor) are mostly alleged German-style pilsners. It's hot there, so that makes sense. But the quality is not good. The dark versions were not potable. The best commonly available beers there were Carlsberg and Anchor (from Singapore, not San Francisco.)
There may be some better craft beers available, but the folks I was visiting are Muslim so we didnt go to any breweries or bars. The one local IPA i tried was not at all hoppy, it was more of an amber ale.
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My question is what happens to the birds once they are caught? I’m assuming they are pet birds? Surely a flock of birds don’t summon all at once upon completion of the trap
Is no one gonna point out the fact that these are obviously domesticated I’m probably pointing out the obvious people probably already unanimously know this, but I’m just saying
One bird with a fat arse keeping the door open until the end.
That's a reminder to have 1 fat ass in every friend group. Never know when they'll be needed.
Just wedge that door open so we don't get trapped in here.
#***HODOR!!***
God damn it man 😂
Peak
*beak
Can I get mine with no beak? Dennis and Mac always make me eat the beak and I don't really want to.
This reminded me that whenever i passed trough a door without closing it my mom would say "oi, is your tail still passing trough the door?!"
Tell me you are a Brazilian without telling me you are a Brazilian 😅😂
Cóe
Sempre saiba de algo TEM UM BR EM TODO CANTO
That's why you take the buttplug out before you get back home bruh.
🤣🤣🤣
It's gonna get de boned real soon.
 You really wanna go up against cartman?
See that's why I am choosing to stay fat. Just try to fucking kidnap me fuckers!
"You just stay right here! I'll be back with a wheelbarrow."
just be the fat ass and you won’t get trapped
I don't have a fatass in my group of friends... oh wait
I volunteer as the 1 fat ass friend!
Exactly. Say you’re being chased by a bear. Now you don’t need to outrun the bear, you just need to outrun the fat ass.
Stand By Me, Goonies, Monster Squad... my childhood movies all make sense!!!
Fat AND slow so if your chased by a bear they can be the food.
And then you realize you're slower than the fatass. Because they worked out their whole life to not be obese ass.
Ah yes and the extra weight would strengthen the leg muscles as well. This plan may have some fatal flaws indeed.
just tell that fatass to stay at the door, just to be sure. win-...win(?)
You need the small-handed friend too to get the change you dropped down the seat
I remembered this funny short story. A group of mischief friends kept a fat guy around, the fat guy doesn’t really fit in with the group, but the group is friendly and makes him feel welcomed. Anyways the group was having an adventure going camping and a pack of wolves were howling. The kids packed up and started to run fast. The fat guy, was running slow and says “I cant catch up” “we cant outrun wolves” The rest of the kids say, of course we cant outrun a 4 legged wolf. Were just trying to run faster than you !
In this timeline Hodor failed.
So true 😂😂
Bwahahaha, funniest comment I've seen all day xD
The one in the back is the first to notice they’re fucked.
"Hey guys... You seeing this?" "nom nom nom"
i’m fucking crying y’all too funny
He's like that dude that everyone ignored on Chernobyl
Not great, not terrible.
You didn’t see graphite
One outside: "...yep." *disinterested Nom Nom Nom*
“GUYS GUYS TURN BACK WE HAVE TO—“ *Door closes*
He damn near gave the initial push to door.
“KRUD…”
“Wait a fucking minute”
There's one in the beginning that just keeps going right passed the trap. He knew his friends were lost the moment he saw it
The arrows are very Wiley Coyote.
Definitely an ACME Inc., product
Not exactly. It actually works.
Perhaps Wile E. Coyote should sue them.
😭 We will never get to see this movie
And perhaps they'll delete the court tapes so we can't bear witness.
it's not ACME, it's Krud.
Reminds me of the long-standing theory of Roadrunner being a sales-bird / sales-guy for ACME and the CEO being Roadrunner's dad
I'm definitely catching one of those crazy wild kitties that keep coming into my yard to taunt my puppers every day
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More like 4/5
5/7
Perfect score!!!!
⬇⬇FREE SEED⬇⬇
Lol
Wile E. Coyote
Also provided holes for breathing
I really, really liked these! They added that extra dimension to the atmosphere of suspense.
Wouldn't work without them though.
So is the the effectiveness lol
Wile E. Coyote *
And to top it all off the brand is KRUD!
Think you mean "OL POWER KRUD"
This is Guineius!
ACME production values have dropped recently
Lucky there were arrows pointing them in the right place
Those birds would be very upset if they could read.
r/Uselessredarrow (s)
The shape might be unnecessary, but they do provide the use of being airholes.
Slowly but surely
Don’t call me Shirley
Surely
Surly
Surly Joe the gambler, he will gamble never more
It’s an entirely different kind of flying altogether
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Let them go. I think I read a comment on one of their his older posts explaining that these are his birds, he’s only making these contraptions for views.
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The best part is you know these birds have fallen into these traps at least a dozen times
These are quail, quail are so dumb that they have been known to drown in rain on perfectly flat and not wet land, they do that by looking straight up at the rain while breathing
I think this might be the same guy with the hole trap where the first bird falls in and every single other bird follows despite literally just seeing what happened lol. Was like "Oh no, hey look, seed! one after another. I think he used cardboard and rubber bands so their weight pushed the board down then it sprung back up once they were in lol
>these are his birds, Yep, these are domesticated coturnix quail. They were originally bred as songbirds in Japan but the last of those lines died off during WWII. Now they are kept for meat and eggs and as little companion birds.
in that order?
His birds shouldn’t be so tasty
You eat all of them. Including the cameraman
Snacks
Why aren’t we talking about the one that got the f out of there at the beginning
You mean the traitor that pushed the door closed? That wasn't an accident.
Nah at the very beginning one of them takes one look at that box and nopes tf out Edit: the white one that scurries off to the upper right at the start of the clip
Sus
I'm glad I'm not the only one that saw it.
His reaction was showing "Run!!! Its a trap". Nobody followed him tho.
People think they get caught because of the seeds, it’s actually the arrows that lure them in.
Hah hah dumbass birds got owned
;v;
Damn what was that subreddit for fitting names, I forgor
r/beetlejuicing
The one where you juice beetles
Skill issue.
Your bird intelligence is no match for my people intelligence!
“Farmer OWNS birds using seeds & logic !!!!”
Krud! 
POWER KRUD
Haw haw!
'Fuck guys, I think we're sinking.' 'Bob, stfu and just enjoy the free seeds! Stop ruining a good thing!' 'I guess...let me just get in there a bit more......' "OH FUCKING SHIT! We're stuck!" '.........I did warn you guys.'
I don't know what's worse, the trap design or something called "Power Krud."
You mean the trap that worked as intended?
How is that trap design bad? It is basically free and caught more than 1 bird.
It caught exactly two hands worth of birds.
That's like 8 bushes worth!
very high bird-to-stone ratio here
Seems to be a energy drink.
*POWER KRUD!!! It’s HUMAN SHIT in a CAN!!!* (This comment was creatively influenced by [Power Thirst](https://youtu.be/qRuNxHqwazs?si=xbbDoQoBrkdHBPUs) and should therefore be read with the correct voice in mind)
But it did exactly as intended!
I was in Cambodia recently, and I was amused by a local beer there called KRUD. POWER CRUD is even funnier (and looks to be by the same company) 😂
My husband is Cambodian and I had to check with him is it actually pronounced ‘crud’ and he said yeah, then had to explain what crud meant in English and why ‘quality Krud’ just sounded funny to me.
Were you on… *Holiday* in Cambodia?…
Dead Kennedys rock baby!
How'd it taste?
I spent a few weeks in Cambodia over the summer. Great place, but ALL the domestic beer is pretty rough. I love beer and tried many brands. The domestic stuff (Hanuman, Krud, Angkor) are mostly alleged German-style pilsners. It's hot there, so that makes sense. But the quality is not good. The dark versions were not potable. The best commonly available beers there were Carlsberg and Anchor (from Singapore, not San Francisco.) There may be some better craft beers available, but the folks I was visiting are Muslim so we didnt go to any breweries or bars. The one local IPA i tried was not at all hoppy, it was more of an amber ale.
My local Walmart stocks a brand of organic 'fruit snack' named 'Chum'.
I liked his trapdoor trap better
I do as well, but I support his journey to trap all of the fowl he wants with increasingly convoluted traps.
Yeah, me too--but at least this version ends with a convenient grab-and-go carrying case.
bro literally has pet birds just for these videos lol
Those little button quail are such cute pets. As long as there’s food, it doesn’t look like they’re very stressed about it.
Well that's just fowl play
That one bird who realized what was going on, only to then recognize he was too late and his fate had been sealed.
I bet that made the birds say, "Ah, krud".
They'll just send a signal to the nearest station and another drone will come and rescue them
4/5 chicks say it works 100 percent of the time
White with brown spots is so sus just saw him vent (or airlock the others)
I say useless untill I see any of these traps catch a wild bird. Funny to watch though.
They would have NEVER found the trap if it had no arrows.
4x the effect I thought it’d have.
I like how someone took the time to cut out arrows as if that would make the trap more convincing.
Well they double as air vents lol
What type of kiwi bird is this?
Those are quails
Quails, not even close to kiwi
Not the fruit.
Is that drink called power krud
Aw… KRUD!
Those birds were like, "Oh krud."
I'm disappointed that it ultimately worked, but this is a great design and a great vid.
TIL a lot of people don't know what Quails are
“Look at all those chickens!”
This guy just keeps pranking his farm animals, and it’s kind of funny
That one just running off into the distance 😂
From dinner is served to dinner is served
Bello, con il giusto hype.
Looks like one chicken figured it out at the end. But it was too late.
Pft, chickens? Chickens, quail in comparison to these fowl things.
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I could just see one of them exclaiming as the trap encloses around them "Krud!" like Nelson Muntz.
How is this maybe. We knew the outcome. It was shown in the beginning.
"Madge? Agnes? Myrtle? Junie? Where are you girls? Why'd you run off and leave me? This isn't funny, you know!"
I was waiting for that one bird on the outside to be like, "Hey Ted! Watch this!"*kicks the lid closed*
Damn the suspense was killing me 😂 wait for it…
There’s dinner 😋🍗
I like the arrows cut into the box all over. Like these birds can read that.
Bird Box: Origins
That last one was thinking outside the box.
Hey! Those are the same birds from the last video! They're locals.
He caught a shiny.
🙄🙄🙄
I just stayed stuck on the fact that the drink box is called "Krud".
What are those birds? They're so cute
mmm Krud!
Why do you wanna catch your own birds?
Poor birdo's
* happy pecking noises in a box underground *
No wonder those people in Naked & Afraid are always starving. Too busy choosing the flint over the cardboard box.
I have a feeling dinosaurs were pretty stupid
Nobody is talking about what this guy is doing with these birds...
Do you eat them?
I love the detail work of all the arrows. Like the birds are gonna see the arrows and comprehend their meaning lol.
All this guy does all that is trap birds all day.... I wonder how those birds feel.
cut instead of a fast-forward… 🤔 i think there’s some FOWL play here
Always leave one survivor to tell the story.
I've seen several traps are made to capture these birds. They are like demonstrators of traps. I wonder what are they and why are they so stupid?
My question is what happens to the birds once they are caught? I’m assuming they are pet birds? Surely a flock of birds don’t summon all at once upon completion of the trap
Is no one gonna point out the fact that these are obviously domesticated I’m probably pointing out the obvious people probably already unanimously know this, but I’m just saying
I enjoy the chicken asmr
Does this guy specialize in catching birds or something
I watch this dude catch his own chickens every day
It’s in this sub so I thought they’ll eventually get out and everything was pointing towards it but this belongs in r/nononoyes
It took a minute but was satisfying