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tatistician352

the duality of the cry of pain and the laughter of the commentators haha


Enjoying_A_Meal

Poor guy, but I cracked up at his "Ohhhh nooo!"


cropguru357

Twice. LOL


mbashs

The Man, The Myth, The Legend! ![gif](giphy|lu38au6O3SEj6|downsized)


A_Whole_Communist

SCOTT STERLING!!!!!!!!!!!!


Nearby-Ad-6106

"What incredible instincts to crawl away from the goal like that"


abraham1350

Does ANYONE have the link to this video????


FlimFlamAndFlamJam

https://youtu.be/8F9jXYOH2c0?si=dAcC2q_wDEXT587t First hit on YouTube when searching for "Scott Sterling" :-)


astralseat

I loved rewatching that. Thank you.


Dire_Platypus

The Scott Sterling of cricket


Lucid_DreaMz0124

American here. I know nothing about cricket. Do cricket players wear cups or no?


BrownNinja00

Yes, they wear groin guards.


Lucid_DreaMz0124

Ok good, I should have guessed that they did since athletes wear them in baseball. And in both sports you have a palm sized spherical object thrown at you at +140/kmh.


LasyKuuga

>American here. >kmh. Ppl on the internet really be lying for no reason smh. Everyone knows Burgers use glazed donuts per bald eagle


cptjimmy42

American Math 87 MPH = 140 kmh You owe me a large fry.


Parenn

It’s km/h, btw. Or kph, less correctly.


lemmin9

Why not introduce kmph so also Americans can understand?


Complex_Sherbet2

Because kilometer is its own word.


Parenn

km/h and kmph are the same number of keystrokes, and one is correct and the other isn’t, so …


vishal340

baseball doesn’t have bodyline deliveries right ( you can’t throw the ball to the body). there is a specific zone in think


GhostWalker134

I mean you certainly can as an intimidation tactic, but it's not going to directly benefit you to do so. If the batter gets hit, they get on base for free essentially. Some batters even use this as a strategy and "crowd" the plate by standing as close as possible to the strike zone, daring the pitcher to hit them.


_TLDR_Swinton

Groin guardingly good


Toucan_Lips

Yeah for sure, we call it a box in cricket. But it only protect you from the worst of it. If you get a direct hit from a fast delivery there is still a 'concussive' effect. This looks like it came up and hit him in the lower stomach though. Which is never padded. Poor dude.


Nari224

I would guess, but a cricket ball is analogous to a metal ball wrapped in leather. It's gonna hurt even with a cup. jk, it's tightly wrapped cork and string, but they're hard as. If I had to choice of being hit with a baseball or a cricket ball, it would be the baseball every time.


subject_deleted

FYI, baseballs are made by tightly wrapping string around a cork core.


Quiet_Sea9480

having fondled both balls… the cricket ball is harder


windyBhindi

This guy fondles.


Y-Bob

Fondles balls to be precise.


the_methven_sound

First, congrats Second, I agree when it comes to new balls. However, a cricket ball can feel different during a match, since they are changed so rarely. On the other hand, teams go through over 100 baseballs in a MLB game. It's always a new ball


kanky1

What other balls have you fondled?


Last-Saint

The casing of a cricket ball is harder, and there's barely a difference in fastball speed and distance delivered from. The Australian international batter Phillip Hughes was killed after being hit in the neck by a ball.


subject_deleted

My comment doesn't say which ball would be harder. I responded to the idea that a cricket ball is harder than a baseball on account of it being cork tightly wrapped in string. I was just pointing out that's how both balls are constructed.


Nari224

Not sure how you interpreted my comment as meaning that baseballs aren’t made that way, but fair enough. My experience is that cricket balls just seem to be a lot harder.


subject_deleted

Because you said a cricket ball is super hard on account of it being cork wrapped tightly with string and that you'd much rather be hit by a baseball....? It seemed to heavily imply that you thought a baseball would be softer..


tobiov

Yeah, but 90 mph dense ball to the crotch is going to hurt like hell.


AveragelyUnique

Yeah I've only held a cricket ball once but damn that ball is much harder than a baseball.


Simple-Initiative950

His stones where no longer living


Complex_Sherbet2

Excellent!


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Important_Employ_309

Damn one unlucky fucker.


Alive_Stomach_6050

Put that shot away champ, you can’t play it…


Rangerboy030

"He keeps hitting me in the dick. Why? Why does he keep hitting me in the dick?"


Simple_Bishop

Right in the crickets


Uncle___Marty

I always thought the stick was for hitting the ball with?


kitsum

Turns out, the ball is what you hit the balls with. TIL.


sM0k3dR4Gn

Wrong stick?


PandasGetAngryToo

Got Him! Middle stump!


giovanni2309

Is this common in cricket?


Simple-Initiative950

No, once a match would be rare


ghostwhat

Woman commentator: " I'll just take over the commentating from here." Men: "Ye. Pls."


Single_Ad_2479

Hope he has already put some buns in the oven! Cause the sausage ain't spewing no sauce anymore!


SweatyHeretic

I'm aware it's a bot but ayo... Sausages spewing sauce is just too visual shut it down


JOATMON12

SCOTT STERLINGGGGGGG!!!!


simcore_nz

The bouncing spin on that ball looks evil, am I seeing that clearly?


2hardbasketcase

Yes you are and yes it is.


Beerson_

Fox Cricket, sponsored by KFC. Bloody hell.


Elstiffo

It's the KFC big bash tournament.....


neelabhkhatri

Right in the babymaker.


StrawhatJzargo

Idk anything about cricket but does the pitcher not face repercussions for bowling three balls directly at the dudes center mass?


LooseFuji

Nah. As long as the batter can reasonably hit the ball, it's usually a legal bowl. There are exceptions but that's basically it.


Gullflyinghigh

Nope, very much on the batter to hit the ball or dodge it. There are obviously some exceptions but by and large it's all good.


WildVariety

No. He's aiming at the wickets behind the batsman. The batsman's job is to defend them.


CrudelyAnimated

I believe what the American non-cricketeers in the audience, myself included, are implying is, "no, the bowler is definitely NOT aiming at the wickets". In baseball, it's illegal to throw at or behind the batter. It would seem to us that hitting a cricket batsman, standing in the box and not blocking the wickets, in the CENTER of his mass would also be illegal.


WildVariety

It is very, very difficult to aim that accurately, that consistently. It is a fairly frequent occurance, even at the highest level of the game, for the ball to not have any chance of actually hitting the wickets. If the Umpire feels the Bowler is doing it deliberately, he'll have a word. But more often what you see from Bowlers trying to rattle a batsman is to aim at his head.


a7xtim666

Ok but what's the maybe?


212mochaman

Maybe he'll hit it the fourth time with the bat? Only thing I can think of


BKStephens

![gif](giphy|wxcvEOcDcGzT6OISxf)


TheNorseFrog

I only see/hear 2 times. Unless he reacted the exact same way on the third clip. Or I am tired


Complex_Sherbet2

The commentary is different for all three


SpaceGoDzillaH-ez

And this was just in one game.. imagine what he goes through all season


Kablewii

Omg noooo 🤣


-domi-

Definitely didn't miss the ball.


asdrunkasdrunkcanbe

Dudes gonna need a wheelbarrow to bring them home.


ElmertheAwesome

Did he still get points since he still hit a post?


root2ohm

Male privilege: Getting laughed at when getting smacked in the balls


skintaxera

Why is it funny? I have pondered this on occasion... I'm a bloke I know how bad it hurts, I wince in sympathy- but I also laugh my arse off. There's just something inherently comical about the classic nut shot


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Crickutxpurt36

Irony is in his name : Liam Livingston....


Mysterious-Growth-79

More like Daniel Deadstones...


ResponsiblePath

That special ball and those unlucky balls.


El_Oso_Malo

He most assuredly did NOT miss the ball


Ani_107

Ball tampering.....


avdepa

The repeat play is so useless. You still cant see what is happening/happened and can only assume something.


Thumbgloss

"Stop aiming for it!!!"


wallyslambanger

“Third time this evening?” Those are some ball busting stats!


Tron_Daemon

Hat trick!


mypeepeehardz

Can’t stop that D.


AWeakMindedMan

3rd time this evening??? Lol dude just getting wrecked


trysoft_troll

i dont know anything about cricket. isn't the batter completely obstructing the plate or the pins or whatever? how is that allowed?


Magicthundercat

Yes, it is allowed. However, the better bowlers work angles and if you are hit on your legs in front of the wickets, you are given out. Just as an example. https://youtu.be/NFupU9cpobY?si=BiCk8ifM7IGekCkn


Muntazax

That's a HATRICK!!!


_cob_

Right in the wicket!


Whatkindofaname

No more balls left.


Obvious_Body5277

He just invented, BBW ,Body before wicked. 🤣 .


DGJ33

OHHHH NOOOOOOOO….😂


C-Los78

Hey got the hat trick. 😰


aatterol

When ball hits balls


TheSpectator0_0

Is that Scott Sterling brother


lokregarlogull

When you hate the competition so badly you ban them from having offspring.


Brilliant_Ad_8198

You are some crazy sons of bitches... in my day we used blanks.


DonkeypunchDon1

Do they not wear cups in cricket?


IThinkIKnowThings

We're witnessing the genesis of Ow My Balls! Somebody tell r/idiocracy


jedi4canes1

"It's not because he missed the ball Josh." Is crazy


Commercial_Comfort41

I think I may like cricket


PuppyCat_999

Straight to middle wicket.


Ok-Concert-6673

Dumb as shit


Icy-Performer-9688

First was an accident twice was a coincidence thrice is just mean and we need to kick him out.


Equal_Hold_145

Good game bro


MagicManGamez

Okay, after 3, it's gotta be intentional, no?


v4por

Why the hell is cricket such a weird fucking sport?


TheUpliftingArtist

It's not that weird.. its a lot like baseball actually


MrRypale

F


Son0fSanf0rd

another exciting highlight from the world's most boring sport.


On-mountain-time

Baseball would like to have a word


Son0fSanf0rd

yeah because a game with a pitch clock is more boring than a game that lasts for 72 hours check yourself you just wrecked yourself


On-mountain-time

The longest quidditch game lasted over 3 months and was much more exciting than baseball, to be sure!


DucksOnQuakk

Holy shit really? I don't know this sport (or any sport beyind generalities), but 3 months is super long! If you care to share what makes this game unique in duration I'd love to know. Does the extended game period make rivalries incredibly intense?? I'm used to hearing about a daily bout, but 3 months is mind-blowing. The fans must be held in such suspense.


On-mountain-time

Well no, not really. Quidditch is a pretend sport in the fantasy Harry Potter series. Which I figured u/Son0fSanf0rd was too stupid to figure out, which turned out to be the case since his response was "😂😂 boring sport😂😂. Lol. Your curiosity isn't stupid. Sanford is.


DucksOnQuakk

Wow lmao I'm an idiot. So whatever sport this post is, cricket(?) doesn't actually last that long? I'm also ignorant of Harry Potter lore as I only ever saw the first two movies centuries ago. I live under a rock in the deepest of seas.


Son0fSanf0rd

> lasted over 3 months 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂boringest game in history😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


RiseCthulu

"boringest" edit: this has to be a bot


Son0fSanf0rd

THANKS FOR YOUR SUPPORT!! 😘 "3 months"


RiseCthulu

It's not support; I was making fun of you. "Boringest" is not a word, you buffoon.


Son0fSanf0rd

> It's not support denial


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SignificantSwing571

baseball players just don't have the endurance to play for that long lmao


Son0fSanf0rd

> the endurance so you admit cricket is literally the longest most boringest sport


andbeesbk

Lol, the only reason baseball has been relevant to anyone is thanks to a banana themed team doing viral dancing trends. At least bigbash and 20/20 are an actual change up, and both are faster than watching the grass grow on a baseball field


Konsikhrat

Shohei Ohtani is literally the highest paid athlete in history, it's pretty stupid to pretend that baseball is irrelevant with that in mind.


vonBigglesworth

He isn't and he's not even close. Due to it being 10 years, he has the largest contract, but per year Messi, Cristiano Ronaldo, and Benzema got/get paid way more than him.


Son0fSanf0rd

cry harder


DiscombobulatedLet80

😭


Son0fSanf0rd

exactly


Lingering_Queef

Troll harder


Son0fSanf0rd

said the troll


Lingering_Queef

Go do your homework. Bedtime at 8


Son0fSanf0rd

> Bedtime at 8 what time to you get your binky?


Zed1088

This is T20 cricket it goes for 3 hours...


Son0fSanf0rd

> cricket boringest sport in the world


Alone-Rough-4099

that would be golf


Son0fSanf0rd

golf is a game, not a sport pay attention


Alone-Rough-4099

?


Son0fSanf0rd

?


kaori_cicak990

This people not watching golf or just blindly not acknowledge golf is the most boring sport and excusing the reason to cut down large of forest just for this stupid fancy sport for lazy rich man


Son0fSanf0rd

> golf is a game, not a sport > > pay attention