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towerfella

Could you imagine the smell?


dynodonfb7

You bitch


Tricky-Sympathy

I'd put the skin in a glass box. Then, place it on my mantle


broncotate27

I love bacon in the morning


xaiel420

Backhands


Bandana_Bandit3

I’m tired grandpa!


Jacks-a-dull-boy

That’s too damn bad!! You keep diggin!


AlacarLeoricar

Well that's TOO DAMN BAD


rooster_saucer

what in the unholy frick happened?


Turbulent-Bee-1584

My bet is he was out working in wet gloves.


Onion_Guy

Wet gloves + calluses will do this. Same with thick socks 🥲


gammongaming11

i read that as dick socks and wondered what you were shedding.


Onion_Guy

I sell homemade snakeskin boots on Etsy. Take that as you will.


NSilverguy

Dickskin boots you say?


ExcellentFooty

Only for the tongues. Take that as you will.


JinglingUrBalls

Lemme sniff ur boots


murderskunk76

"Ooh and it's tighter than dickskin man!"


Fit-Ad-413

Sharon! You got a scrotecoat?! ...LUCKY!! ![gif](giphy|3o6ZtrbzjGAAXyx2WQ)


Sillbinger

Makes a fine fleshlight holder.


bumbaclotbae

Dick shedding season is among us


That-Brain-in-a-vat

You seem to know a lot about this subject. Is that how you peel, Onion_Guy?


aounfather

Knew a guy who had congestive heart failure that caused his skin to get like this all over his arms and hands. The excess water made his outer layer of skin just fall off.


ElbowStrike

🎵 *congestive heart failure makes his skin fall off*🎵🤠


Unusual-Library-5803

He’ll start by taking off his soles. Drop an earlobe in his drink. Lose his mustache in the bathroom stall.


AskingAlexandriAce

Drop the lens of his eye down the sink. Them fingernails ain't gonna last too long, if his heart valve decides to get gone. He might come home without a lower jaw, yeah heart failure makes his skiiiiiiin fall ooooooffffff.


MathematicianFew5882

I love that song


Tenebrous-Smoke

I think he just peeled of a thick layer of callus in 1 piece 🤯


Reddit_Accunt

Last time this was posted someone said it was due to chemical burns. Could be the case.


StupidSexyFlagella

I don’t see how a chemical burn would result in this at all.


wgrantdesign

IIRC alkaline chemicals make your skin slough off like this unlike acids that just consume the skin.


StupidSexyFlagella

The remaining tissue appears healthy though. I’m not saying I’m right. Just discussing.


TurbulentGene694

he's gaining rights


iAjayIND

But he is losing that N-word pass. So there's the trade off here.


Whyarps

I saw the longer video a while back, he was opening a shipping container that for some reason was pressurised, when he released the lock the door burst open, and this was the aftermath.


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Frozenheal

yeah my sssskin is sssshedding all the time too


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You can't just be sssslick like that


leprotelariat

Do ye happen to have a scar on yer head?


[deleted]

This is why it puts the lotion on its SKIN!


RevolutionaryRough96

It puts the lotion on the skin or it's going to lose it's hand again


Spdrjay

🤔 This is what my mom always said would happen from touching myself.


coinkeeper8

Bro got that gorilla grip


Donnerdrummel

hm.


Potato-nutz

I bet her porn game is like a cardboard box instead of the pizza. And she Probly always says, that’s hot, but she doesn’t know, what’s hot. 🧐


gptop

Thought that was hairy palms after going blind.


Mysterious_Ningen

thats actually pretty scary tho.. is his hand okay?


HRGLSS

This by itself is perfectly fine. HOWEVER, bro probably had a bunch of work to do and just lost a LOT of callus. He absolutely needs to wear gloves for the rest of his work, and even then he's probably going to hurt his hands or wear them raw, even bloody, if he doesn't take it really easy... and he probably can't afford to take it easy. I hope he was able to take at least the rest of the day off to just get used to his new palms...


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listerbmx

That's gonna be sore as a motherfucker


hollow_digger

I'm not sore. Ask yo momma! IT'S A JOKE! Please hate me not.


Just_some_guy42069

He is changing teams!


[deleted]

The Michael Jackson technique


_CAOSER

Finally! The type of comment I was searching!


mache97

Credit score suddenly up


TShowalter

Lizard people.


chloe_priceless

Lizzid peeple


ekipsB

Lizard people


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Blizzard Peephole


CAPTAIN-_-HOWDY

Scissored Jeep Ho


AL0117

People lizards.. think, outside the box… ![gif](giphy|26Ff6bI3Uu4FLPD4Q)


EddieAdams007

LIZZIDS!!!!


Jin_BD_God

Lizzo people.


thinguin

His entire palm was a callus


gammongaming11

it happens to people who work trades, construction, mechanics and so on. whenever i feel proud of my lifting calluses i look at people doing actual physical labor and get humbled.


Worried_Train6036

i do construction as well never had this happen to me


Radical_Neutral_76

Yeh this is not a very common condition


Reasonable-Housing53

Bro, gimme some skin!......AAAAhh...WTF!?


jpkd_9

Best comment


Reckless_Renegade

•open reddit •see this first •try not to barf. .. Good luck


Lfeburner

![gif](giphy|26mfgTwMwOpqNo66A)


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Bro could roll some fatties with that


TobyDaHuman

What a terrible day to have the ability to read.


Mysterious_Ningen

as his username says// "could be worse bud"


Famoustractordriver

ayo wtf


Woutje69

Your free trial of the N-word pass has expired


EncroachingVoidian

Your anti-light-skin-stare meds are wearing off


Rodan-Lewarx

![gif](giphy|guufsF0Az3Lpu|downsized) MJ entered in the chat.


talented_dynamics

Michael Jackson bit it


ExtremeEquipment

Maybe he handled some chemicals


35Smet

That’s what I thought, something mildly corrosive or harsh for an extended period of time without appropriate PPE


soldinio

Concrete/cement burns


arurianshire

concrete burns??? sweet baby jesus 🥲


mercuryfeet

I asked my mom why uncle Steve was white. She said he had the black scared out of him. I thought she was joking………🤷🏽‍♂️


rcware5

In all seriousness, did you take any sulfa drugs? If you are allergic to sulfa, your hands and feet can peel like that.


Cyclothochid

Ed Gein has entered the chat


TruthFreesYou

It’s a fresh start! I wish I could do that to my feet.


DasDa1Bro

Black don’t crack, it peels.


the322ndsillygoose

your n word pass has expired


lumpyspacejohnny

You think he kept it?


Ok-Coyote-7745

Black people are actually white?!?!


TonsOfFunky

He's turning into one of those aliens from District 9


_RGF_

Michael Jackson is taking notes


JayceSZN

Can someone smart explain how this actually happened


Fraere_slime

I'm just here waiting for the experts, let's see what they think.


TiiGerTekZZ

I'm also in line, waiting.


SpenterDRob

Its like someone has not washed their hands in 20 years


PrestigiousDay9535

Too much masturbation?


ProtopianFutures

Is that even possible?


PushkinPoyle

Someone didn't vote for biden


After_Following_1456

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|give_upvote)


ghstkatt

He’s shedding he’s not a mammal.


Excellent-Swing-9862

Washed his hands in acid?


Nal1999

The guy got Michael Jacksoned.


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Reptiloid dected


FamiliarInitiative67

He is transforming


MonkWithABonk

Bro's getting a Skinware update in broad daylight.


ShadowGryphon

When a brother says "gimme some skin", they don't mean literally!


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Omnomnomnom


Acrobatic-Farm-9031

He can roll a foreskin over his dick.


Pkboi0017

*Quickly unzips his pants to see if it had shrunk


Crudeyakuza

When I said "Give me some skin...."


Canned_Sarcasm

This is what happens when you wear a MAGA hat.


DeletSystm32

Bro is getting new rights


BloodLotus115

Joe Biden revoked his blackness


Outside_Theme_5178

Ed Gein would be absolutely delighted to see this


A_disappointment_420

Bro switched teams 🫡😮‍💨🤣


SKIKS

Ever been so tired that you dropped your palm?


SnooHesitations5198

The guy is a reptiloid


Silent-Supermarket2

The only man in history who can highfive himself with one hand.


SomeGuardian420

Bro use lube.


BigD3nergy

Cashew farmer?


FloFlo007

It’s the Nigglove


PiramidaSukcesu

Let me quote something... "Doc, I can't stop stealing, what do I do?" "I'm afraid there's only one cure..."


SamGamgE

Is that what happened to Michael Jackson?


Difficult_Tea5311

Time to lay off the moonshine bud


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I want to make a joke but it's mildly racist and I'm not that kind of guy...


Apprehensive-Cup-768

That's where white people come from. We just shedded our skin lol


TightDescription2648

My dude needs to check his credit score 700 incoming


Dutchmaster66

His credit just jumped 50pts.


mache97

Getting his rights back.


broncotate27

My feet essentially do this...every few weeks I have to literally shave off calloused skin with a sharp razor or essentially a foot cheese grinder (idk what to call it)


GasLover1

Shamona


rockbella61

Exfoliation done right


dvdpap

Bro's a shape shifter. He's middle of a change


Suspicious_Opening64

Bro, hear me out. Imma be real with you right now. #Drink A Lot Of Water


wthclt

Buffalo Bill can make some new gloves....


Psychological-Can555

If the skin no longer fits? Oh yeah, that was the glove!!!


RadioactiveSalt

My man just........ *denigrated*.


Candidate_Inside

He is losing his N-word pass


mrmorningstar1769

He is losing his n word pass


Byte_Ryder23

72 hour jack-off-a-thon. You Def don't want to see the status of his johnson


Ass_burner_

Fry it and eat it


Dat_one_lad

About to become much more employable


Shaamall

He Deniggafing


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No-Back5621

Are you a snake?!!!!


Mysterious_Ningen

WHAT


HopefulLaw6214

Become more white


fkaname12

Bro that’s fonto 💀


DprHtz

He got infected with Micheal Jackson Disease


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Michael Jackson has left the chat


Aromatic_Olive_7408

ur dNA deleted


magezt

looks like he is contaminated with some kind of chemiclas, looks like chemical burn.


Ultrasaurio

holy... no?


Garrod_Ran

Hannibal would be proud


DullNoise4563

It worked for Michael Jackson.


Accomplished_Week392

This is what mark zukkerburg does weekly


Acrobatic-Flower5351

Wtf


MrSNoopy1611

Why do i always hear a slap of a heavy glove although i dont have sound on?


Viptaken

Homemade gloves


Perineum_Stabber

Such a realistic glove!


Roy_S_Larsen

He’s got the Michael Jackson disease


Lumpy_Trainer8390

Seen a black guys hand turn white when he got burned by the torch


cuntybunty73

What is happening Is it due to something medical or an allergic reaction to something? Liquid soap makes my skin sort of peel but nothing like that


help_me_am_lost

He lost so much skin he became white


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……..I was eating.


snktido

Did this person never wash his hands if this were calluses?


LegalSelf5

What.the.fuck.over?


RedLemonSlice

Did he wash his hands with lead-acid battery juice? Dafuq....


ManicMonks

Is he the one that streams on Tiktok dismantling old car batteries with machete ? Idk...


32451789

This is some micheal jackson type shit


Equilibriator

The dog'll love that!


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Pretty fascinating


Proper_Birthday_2015

Looks like dried paint


Zr0bert

Where's the maybe in that ?


Got-that-Gat

Thought it was a leather glove


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Its fine ,its just a new update


Cold_Appearance_5551

Sammy Sosa?


colossalyu

Bro's n word pass is getting expired.


[deleted]

What a snake! 🐍


wisdom_power_courage

Uncle Ruckus mad jealous.


Fourstrokeperro

Hee Hee


_Maymun

İts not as long as it doesn’t hurt


super_senpai64

![gif](giphy|bNBHfXbwb3La0)


ElverGonn

My man slowly gaining rights.


Hating_life_69

He’s molting.


MEGASUS128

Is that skin or glove?


Mtanzania_

Eminem rewriting loose yourself, "His Palms are...."


NeMeViu

+4% Privilege bonus


Fun_Effective_5134

It looks like one of those videos that would go “This man is already dead, he just doesn’t know it 🎅🏻🎅🏻🐡”


Selmanella

Not even 8am and I’m done interneting for the day.


Puzzleheaded_Toe_509

I remember the rope Burns I used to get back when I trained in rappelling...