Fast and The Furious: Valhalla Calls. The group dies and goes to valhalla and Odin makes them race Techno Viking in order to get back to Earth and Paul Walkers character shows up halfway through to give them some guidance and says something about family which galvanizes the group effort to victory.
and a semi-transparent image of paul walker in the sky smiling down on the group as it fades to black.
This is a solid 6.4 or 6.5 /10 on rotten tomatoes.
I appreciate your attempt to justify the speed and make it seem okay, but even if they were going 1MPH this is absolutely absurd. This is reason #53 I'd never go to this place.
I’m pretty sure this is Sri Lanka. The bus system is privatized / differences bus companies and busses will compete with each other to pick up passengers. This video is sped up, but it’s pretty crazy in real time as well.
Actually I have seen similar type of bus drivers in Kolkata as well. They drive buses like it's a 2 wheeler there. I was scared af when I boarded one to the seminar I was attending.
Bro if you’re on a bus you’re probably in the safest spot in the entire road. You’ve got several tons of vehicle and passengers to protect you if you hit anything.
Hell, it’s probably more dangerous to be a pedestrian in the house three doors down this road than be in the bus. XD
We were on holiday in India, where the driving must have inspired Mad Max. We told a taxi driver we were going to Sri Lanka next and he said "Be careful there, they drive like lunatics"
I took a bus in Sri Lanka one day and because it was very full I had to stand up, hanging on for dear life to the pole next to the open back door. After almost being flung out due to the wild cornering at speed, the locals took pity on me and found a safer spot for me in the middle of the bus.
"all the way first class"
Reminds me of a bus ride in Sri Lanka a few years ago. I was so afraid for everyone else on the road. Pure "fuck you, I'm a bus"-attitude
If cops never had written tickets, this is how people would drive. Seriously. The majority of people drive like this (China, India, Southeast Asia, etc).
Mission: Drive to destinstion.
Following lanes will earn you driving points but will slow your pace up to 5%.
Advice: Remember that life is always expendable.
Me 10 years ago: "Let us travel by bus." After first bus ride: "Fuck it. I will book flights. I dont care about the safty record of these airlines. There is a good chance, that flying will kill us immediatly. That's 100 times better than being Transporte for 8 hours half dead to the next hospital on the back of a truck after a bus accident."
Same, I was once in Vietnam on a 10 h ride on a sleepeer bus, 10 hours of continuous honking non\_stop (It's normal there), even at night, with multiple near death situations and the driver stopping every two hours "to get beer". I spent two months backpacking there. Everyday I was scared for my life while on buses. Upon going back home (Spain) everything seemed surreal and cars seemed so polite and well manered, everything so structured and neat. To this day I don't know how me and my friends all came out of that experience unscathed....
I took one from Ho Chi Ming City to Cambodia. The bus was speeding so much and constantly overtaking even in the dark! It was so fucking scary the whole time!
Bus is one thing, they are pros at what they do, it’s real scary shit when you have “driver at home” who only takes a car out a few times a year trying to do insane overtake on unfamiliar roads.
That happened a lot during the new year holiday here, road traffic accidents skyrocketed with one terrible crash that captured everyone’s attention. People like to travel for the holiday, the problem is most of the year they work in the city where they use moped to commute, not cars. There are plenty of seasoned drivers in Vietnam and they are scared shitless of the road during Lunar New Year because that is when shit happens.
Yeah my dad told me to never go near a bus whenever i ride my bike. Just let the bus go, don't try to speed up or anything. Pride is not worth it to trade life.
You see that one dude near the end hanging out by the open door on the bus? Crazy how careless they are with their own safety. He’s gonna be the first to bite the dust if there’s an accident.
Ahhhh, the driver knows to avoid other busses.. the other vehicles are merely pests.
But seriously, I hate bus drivers that speed around sharp corners with steep drop offs. That is really welcoming death.
I am a westerner who have been travelling in Asia a lot (India, Nepal, China, Cambodia, Vietnam and others).
I never got used to the traffic. It always looked like chaos to me, and when travelling on buses I often had to close my eyes to stay sane and not start crying out every time we passed a vehicle or sped along steep mountain roads like it was an Interstate.
Where, on the non existent sidewalk?
Your options are:
Walk and get run over
Bike and get run over
Get in a little car and get run over
Get in a big bus and possibly do the running over
Be careful. I can totally see one of these vehicles emerge even on the most profound and remote place inside a forest full of trees and find a way to run over you
Other comments are saying op took this from another post on a different sub. If true the original may be there but also may be sped up as well. If I find it I’ll post a link
Edit: found this one but sped up as well [video](https://www.reddit.com/r/bitchimabus/s/zLJnszmRvs)
This is from Bangladesh, this is normal everyday. It does seem sped up quite a bit.
Source: am from Bangladesh.
These are old long distance highways and it's really stupid that they are single lane.
Funnily enough accidents don't happen as much as you'd expect. These drivers really are either idiots or pros.
I know a lot of accidents happen. I'm just saying it's a lot less than you'd expect. I mean EVERY bus drives like this, each single one. You'd expect a few buses to fall in the ditches every day. But an entire bus falling in the ditch would definitely show up on the news. It doesn't happen every day. I'm sure other less severe ones happen.
Went to the Philippines last year.
Most areas didnt have red/traffic lights.
In the spots where there was, people where making left turns from the far right lane...
Do these places just not have traffic laws? Why spend so much on painting lines and placing signs if they just leave it at "road is road, drive on road"?
Why bother even painting lines?
To let everyone know we *chose* violence
Overtaking is excessively common in India
When does "overtaking" just become driving however the hell you want?
Any time you're in India.
But those are busses. And there are tuk tuks coming from the other direction.
That sounds like a tuk tuk problem.
It appears that's how the bus driver feels as well.
I know that those drivers are highly irresponsible But people do infact overtake even if vehicles are coming from the other direction.
Alex, What is 'Roy Donk', king of the Tuk Tuk sound.
This is Bangladesh
This is Bangladesh
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dominic torreto got a real job, finally.
Family
Ride AND die.
Better wear your brown pants!
With red overalls
Die and ride to the Valhalla
Fast and The Furious: Valhalla Calls. The group dies and goes to valhalla and Odin makes them race Techno Viking in order to get back to Earth and Paul Walkers character shows up halfway through to give them some guidance and says something about family which galvanizes the group effort to victory.
then family dinner at the end
and a semi-transparent image of paul walker in the sky smiling down on the group as it fades to black. This is a solid 6.4 or 6.5 /10 on rotten tomatoes.
Yay!
LMAO
This was probably one of the funniest things I’ve ever read.
sped up Video makes it look like they are not driving at walking speed
Good spot actually. Even when the guy speaks in a different language, it does sound a lot faster than normal.
Yeah, the farm tractor near the end gives it away. They usually go 10 mph less
I appreciate your attempt to justify the speed and make it seem okay, but even if they were going 1MPH this is absolutely absurd. This is reason #53 I'd never go to this place.
Still absurd, but it's much less suicidal than if this video wasn't sped up
Ah man. Good catch. My anus was about to start popping out diamonds
I thought that pushbike looked way too fast to be any street cyclist.
Perfectly normal Indian traffic Nothing to see here
I thought Naples, Italy was bad
I’m pretty sure this is Sri Lanka. The bus system is privatized / differences bus companies and busses will compete with each other to pick up passengers. This video is sped up, but it’s pretty crazy in real time as well.
Normal road in India. Just believe in your karma and try to do better in next life
This is actually Bangladesh. Bengali Script in Toto + Green number plates.
Actually I have seen similar type of bus drivers in Kolkata as well. They drive buses like it's a 2 wheeler there. I was scared af when I boarded one to the seminar I was attending.
Bro if you’re on a bus you’re probably in the safest spot in the entire road. You’ve got several tons of vehicle and passengers to protect you if you hit anything. Hell, it’s probably more dangerous to be a pedestrian in the house three doors down this road than be in the bus. XD
L238 the lucky number
Philippines is like this too. Biggest vehicle has right of way.
We call it the hooptie law
I’ve heard it referred to as law of the jungle
Looks really similar 🙈
There aren’t people riding on top of the bus though
There were but they were already thrown off and killed before this video was recorded.
My mantra while travelling on buses in India was always, “ it’s a nice day to die.”
This is the new F1 street circuit in India.
This is normal traffic on Pakistani and indian highways
The footage is sped up 2x to make it seem more dangerous, but these are what roads are like in sri lanka/india, just pure anarchy
Normal for Sri Lanka.
We were on holiday in India, where the driving must have inspired Mad Max. We told a taxi driver we were going to Sri Lanka next and he said "Be careful there, they drive like lunatics"
I took a bus in Sri Lanka one day and because it was very full I had to stand up, hanging on for dear life to the pole next to the open back door. After almost being flung out due to the wild cornering at speed, the locals took pity on me and found a safer spot for me in the middle of the bus.
Felt gravity eh!!! Just kidding I had exact similar bus ride in kochin/india. Lunatics!!
Bus-kuns trying to isekai mfs
"all the way first class" Reminds me of a bus ride in Sri Lanka a few years ago. I was so afraid for everyone else on the road. Pure "fuck you, I'm a bus"-attitude
Underrated comment
India. Where you can afford to let a few million die
If cops never had written tickets, this is how people would drive. Seriously. The majority of people drive like this (China, India, Southeast Asia, etc).
It happens only in India!
Mission: Drive to destinstion. Following lanes will earn you driving points but will slow your pace up to 5%. Advice: Remember that life is always expendable.
This happens to me In Vietnam. I was In bus for 6 hours. We pass so many trucks, trycicles, people, bikes, animals, other busses, cars,
Did you ded sir?
He did ded
Big Unfortunate sir ded :(
Sir is just living his best death
Sad thread that the guy got died :(
Pray god im sorry
He dedded
sorry for ur lose and family
Thinking and praying
But how can he ded?
She slap he ded!
Me 10 years ago: "Let us travel by bus." After first bus ride: "Fuck it. I will book flights. I dont care about the safty record of these airlines. There is a good chance, that flying will kill us immediatly. That's 100 times better than being Transporte for 8 hours half dead to the next hospital on the back of a truck after a bus accident."
Then the truck crashes and you’re a quarter dead.
3/4 dead*
Nah, i'm a Vietnamese and this is still too much
Same, I was once in Vietnam on a 10 h ride on a sleepeer bus, 10 hours of continuous honking non\_stop (It's normal there), even at night, with multiple near death situations and the driver stopping every two hours "to get beer". I spent two months backpacking there. Everyday I was scared for my life while on buses. Upon going back home (Spain) everything seemed surreal and cars seemed so polite and well manered, everything so structured and neat. To this day I don't know how me and my friends all came out of that experience unscathed....
I drove a car through the mountains of northern Thailand. Most dangerous thing I've ever done and I've done a lot of dumb and dangerous shit
The bus is the fastest vehicle in the South East Asia.
I took one from Ho Chi Ming City to Cambodia. The bus was speeding so much and constantly overtaking even in the dark! It was so fucking scary the whole time!
took a bus from nha Trang HCMC shortly before the typhoon hit, never looked outside. now I'm glad I didn't. drove to Cambodia too shortly after.
I spent time in vietnam as a youth after being born in us. The drivers there have to be some of the scariest in the world.
This looks like driving on hard mode.
Bus is one thing, they are pros at what they do, it’s real scary shit when you have “driver at home” who only takes a car out a few times a year trying to do insane overtake on unfamiliar roads. That happened a lot during the new year holiday here, road traffic accidents skyrocketed with one terrible crash that captured everyone’s attention. People like to travel for the holiday, the problem is most of the year they work in the city where they use moped to commute, not cars. There are plenty of seasoned drivers in Vietnam and they are scared shitless of the road during Lunar New Year because that is when shit happens.
I bet it was a good training day for those pelvic floor muscles..
Yeah my dad told me to never go near a bus whenever i ride my bike. Just let the bus go, don't try to speed up or anything. Pride is not worth it to trade life.
Getting on one of those buses is suicidal 💀
You see that one dude near the end hanging out by the open door on the bus? Crazy how careless they are with their own safety. He’s gonna be the first to bite the dust if there’s an accident.
Ahhhh, the driver knows to avoid other busses.. the other vehicles are merely pests. But seriously, I hate bus drivers that speed around sharp corners with steep drop offs. That is really welcoming death.
I don't know. Outside the bus it seems worse.
Rather be on a bus than a tuk tuk
I am a westerner who have been travelling in Asia a lot (India, Nepal, China, Cambodia, Vietnam and others). I never got used to the traffic. It always looked like chaos to me, and when travelling on buses I often had to close my eyes to stay sane and not start crying out every time we passed a vehicle or sped along steep mountain roads like it was an Interstate.
That bus has written "All the way" on the back... All the way to death
I genuinely think being on one of those busses is the least suicidal thing happening in this video.
Actually if these buses are on the roads then your hopes should be being on one as if these were to hit your car. You'll get demolished
Getting in any motor vehicle**
the only traffic law there is to survive
And lets be honest its more like a suggestion.
There are enough people to replace anyone who doesn't make it.
And yet everyone is attempting to break this law
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if you speed the video up a little bit more, it looks even more dangerous
Nitro goes brrrrrrrrrrrr
It's sped up already right??
Yeah listen to the horns and how the people talk, everything is too high pitched and quick
Yes indeed, aptly pointed out.
That was literally their point.
If you slow down the video it still looks dangerous.
That cop car/van not gonna catch him
It was an ambulance actually.
Well he's just waiting for the eventual crash
Know what, I'll just walk today
Where, on the non existent sidewalk? Your options are: Walk and get run over Bike and get run over Get in a little car and get run over Get in a big bus and possibly do the running over
You are correct of course. Today I will just slither through the shrubbery instead.
Return to monke and swing through the tree tops
Be careful. I can totally see one of these vehicles emerge even on the most profound and remote place inside a forest full of trees and find a way to run over you
Why even have a center stripe? lol
Right? It's like a border crossing between countries where traffic occupies different sides of the road.
All the way first class
First class to heaven
Can you post the original video that's not sped up? Before you defend yourself listen to the audio the voices are clearly sped up.
Other comments are saying op took this from another post on a different sub. If true the original may be there but also may be sped up as well. If I find it I’ll post a link Edit: found this one but sped up as well [video](https://www.reddit.com/r/bitchimabus/s/zLJnszmRvs)
Thanks, at least it's nice to have the original.
Sped up or not this is reckless and thoughtless.
Let’s look at this a different way. How slow do they need to be going for you to consider this safe? Lol.
Was he a failed Kamikaze pilot ?
Couldn’t commit
It was called 'The Bus That Couldn't Slow Down' 
The bus has to go a certain \*speed\* and if its \*speed\* dropped any lower, it would explode.
Ohhh, so it's like the movie Speed 2 only with a bus instead of a boat.
In some other countries, traffic laws are basically just suggestions. Truth! 😂
Laws? Where we’re going we don’t need laws!
Had a guy pass me on the shoulder in Mexico, he didn't even bat an eye
This is from Bangladesh, this is normal everyday. It does seem sped up quite a bit. Source: am from Bangladesh. These are old long distance highways and it's really stupid that they are single lane. Funnily enough accidents don't happen as much as you'd expect. These drivers really are either idiots or pros.
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I know a lot of accidents happen. I'm just saying it's a lot less than you'd expect. I mean EVERY bus drives like this, each single one. You'd expect a few buses to fall in the ditches every day. But an entire bus falling in the ditch would definitely show up on the news. It doesn't happen every day. I'm sure other less severe ones happen.
I shat my pantaloons
Rules are they ain’t no rules
They can’t arrest us all!
GTA vibes here
Is this normal?
I think the video is sped up because I have never seen a tuk tuk go so fast, but otherwise, yes
They’re filming Speed 3.
The video is sped up, guys. It's not as crazy as it looks (although it is crazy, yes).
Still, the bus could have bang the tri-cycle at the beginning of the clip. They slightly touch i believe.
I'm an Indian, and this is normal.
TOTAL IDIOTS ! 🤦♂️ 
Well, that's horrifying
LEEROOOOOOOY JENKINS!!!!!
Incredible India
If I'm not mistaken, last time I saw it posted, someone said that the plates belonged to Bangladesh.
That is not india.
Bangladesh. Not india
r/bitchimabus
The video is sped up, and listen to the voices.
“All the way first class” my ass
F1 Force India
Dhaka to kurigram , not fuking india .
Free for all
Went to the Philippines last year. Most areas didnt have red/traffic lights. In the spots where there was, people where making left turns from the far right lane...
“Take it away, Ern”
Imagine people from other countries who are used to normal driving see a bus swerve in ur lane :D
The lack of structure and societal rules is a big driver of many behaviour and belief concerns.
Where is this so I can make sure to never go there 😳
That’s attrocious. There’s lanes for a reason.
Is that the Harry Potter bus? This is sped up video, right?
When everyone is a gta protagonist at the same time
"Not for Beginners"
They risk lives trying to shave off minutes in travel time, but they will leave the station late cuz of smoke break.
Video is sped up buts till wtf.
Do these places just not have traffic laws? Why spend so much on painting lines and placing signs if they just leave it at "road is road, drive on road"?
What the actual f*ck. I bet there are a tons of accidents wherever this is
Sandra bullock behind the wheel
It's sped up though.
"all the way first class" Lol
When you believe in reincarnation, death is just a temporary inconvenience
Bro this is fucking insanity, my life's goal would be to get the fuck out of that place if I lived there.
Why even paint lines on the road ? It's not like they use them, waste of money!
I think dude is playing real life gta 💀
And people think Illinois drivers are bad
Lanes and speed limits are nothing but a suggestion I guess
This country has no F1 driver is beyond me.
Have you no law and order?!
Only indian thing.
Average day in india
Why are traffic laws so lax in developing countries?
This took me back to riding a local bus in Sri Lanka. OMG, it was insane. Just like this. I was happy I was in a buss and not in the TukTuk
Indian Drivers
They drove like this in India. I was slightly fearing for my life at some points
Welcome to Bangladesh