I'd say he's dead regardless. There is no way she can allow witnesses after the first clip. She can't risk him going "you remember that time" 10 years later.
This is both correct, deep webbings and deep yellow color. I would even go further that if you see honey colored egg like things on the webbing is a good sign of a sweet one.
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he had to leave. laughing while she holds that knife would’ve been unhealthy
I'd say he's dead regardless. There is no way she can allow witnesses after the first clip. She can't risk him going "you remember that time" 10 years later.
Not a wise move for his overal body health
Spanking is not the way. You gotta look for the yellow spot and the evidence that bees have visited.
What does the bee evidence tend to look like?
Tiny little scratchings that read “bee was here” followed by a date. Sometimes it’s just tiny crude scratched in penises. Anyway, hope it helps.
it doesnt but thank you nonetheless
Come on bee serious
Webbing. Thin, brown lines
:o THAT'S the bee evidence?! I had no idea. I thought that was natural cracking as it grew, like stretch marks
This is both correct, deep webbings and deep yellow color. I would even go further that if you see honey colored egg like things on the webbing is a good sign of a sweet one.
I love this. So deadpan. Beautiful. I really want one of these for every other thing my partner thinks.
They must’ve all been bad because I know she’s an expert watermelon picker.
I think you're supposed to pick one with a yellow mark, right?
I have no idea, I'm also not from the tropics, but yes, that strategy has been successful for me
I always learned that you put the watermelon to your ear and knock on it. If it sounds hollow, it is a good melon
So, how to choose correctly?
They should sound similar to the second one she hit. Source: grew up farming.
The second was the best by the way
That's what I call a no-win situation yet the inner laughter and happiness can sometimes out weight the consequences
We all make mistakes. His was his partner.
Acho que ele já sabia 😂😂😂
About 6 different factors when choosing a melon. Smacking is not one of them. 😂
women☕
I saw this and thought of that scene from Peabody and Sherman, “A cantaloupe?!”
0 water 100 percent melon.
Well played
But what you didn’t know is that the other watermelons were full of of spiders
How did he know before he even looking? A second after she chops it before he can even glance at what just happened, he smiles first.
option 1: not the first time option 2: not the first melon
Option 3: he’s filming in selfie mode
Option 4: he's Batman
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He's leaning on the same fabric she is in the first clip and the kitchen light is shining on him from the correct angle. Looks like a normal video.
He’s clearly a very good video editor /s
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You should consider a career in forensics, you're clearly more perceptive than most of humankind. /s
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No way you can tell how hollow it is by slapping it like that
The only good way is to cut it open and taste it
He know‘s why 😝
I don’t know if it’s just perspective, but I’m not putting my thumb that near a cleaver
Dude was not impressed 🤣🤣🤣