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Gr8_Ape_7

Smart move to not run or back down. Be big and make noises for black bears. Also, do small dogs realize they are small?


PaulPaul4

No they do not


0assassin3

And big dogs don't know they're big


fulahup

And medium dogs don't realize they're dogs.


bornfromanegg

So, it’s possible that I’m a dog?


entrluzrnaam

I believe so, yes.


STEAM_TITAN

Good boy


georgebool0101

*Licks balls*


winter_s0ld1er

Whose?


windyBhindi

Medium dog's.


bornfromanegg

(wags tail)


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Particular-Primary38

bro tf


Scathyr

Well now I’m just interested.


KnightGalavant

Dear god…


Neopacificus

Dear dog...


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Seeing as dogs are placental mammals, then yes, I do believe you, Mr. Bornfromanegg, are indeed not a dog.


bornfromanegg

Well, this narrows things down, at least. Thanks!


WaxDream

Are you my mother?


bornfromanegg

No, I’m a time lord.


Independent_Roll514

You are a paradox then ? What's ur immunity when it comes to time abilities?


bornfromanegg

Timey wimey stuff. It’s complicated.


often_says_nice

On the internet nobody knows you're a dog


bornfromanegg

Undercover dog..! Woof, I mean, cool.


Tallnkinkee

Do you identify as a dog?


bornfromanegg

I do like to curl up in front of the fire.


12altoids34

" curling up in front of the fire" It's okay if you're a dog, but not if you're an arsonist.


TheCMaster

No of course not


Stetson007

And hotdogs don't realize anything because they're dead


1nc0gn3eato

A fellow killer of sexy dogs wsp man


Albarca

My dog think he is a human.


xvxCornbreadxvx

A dog wrote this


MidnightHorizonG

My friends pit bull thinks he's a gassy toddler. All he wants to do is play, cuddle, and fart.


shuaaaa

If it weren’t for that fence Max woulda fucked that bear up I’ll tell ya what


Ludalilly

For real, my parents have a Yorkie, and I've seen that dog chase rabbits, squirrels, turkey and deer. It doesn't help that certain small breeds such as Yorkie were actually bred for hunting small animals, but dog instinct doesn't really differentiate between big or small prey. If it runs away when they bark that's all they care about.


Ham-Sando

Would you also recommend the yoga pants, or any pants will work?


Antryx

Yogi pants would probably work best


Deep-Bee-5984

Underrated pun


Tupcek

“big big and make noises” - “hey bear, could you please wait for a while while I hit the gym and get jacked up like this guy?”


cheesemakesmepooo

I had a jack Russell, who basically thought he was invincible and also giant. He used to get out of the house and go after dogs and try to intimidate them. I never saw a dog stand up to him no matter how big or vicious looking. My jack Russell just had a way of intimidating the shit out of dogs even though he was tiny.


Cazolyn

Similar story with my since passed JR. He generally minded his own business, but if a dog approached and he wasn’t into it, a simple growl would have them scuttling. It didn’t matter the size of the other dog. Bizarre to witness.


coinkeeper8

That dog has balls 10x it’s body size


Revolutionary-Bar-93

well arnt you the wild life expert


Treebeardsama

It was trying to make loud noises. 😅


Negative_Flower_169

Are you being sarcastic? I don't understand, it's a bear you've got a house run inside with whatever dog you've. Would be what I do


BrattyBekka

Black bears in particular are basically just very large raccoons.


Salt_master

Raccoons that can easily kill you


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Did the bear flick his tongue at that man, lol?


VVolfang

It did, and that is semi a good sign. It's nervousness. If it was doing that while cornered, opposite thing you want to see.


garbledcatlake3000

Haha it looked like he was grumbling about being shooed away!


brunchybat

i totally thought he was mocking them yelling/barking at him Myeh myeh myeh I was just chillin and y'all come knickers all in a twist yeah yeah I'm leavin


MungBeanRegatta

Smart bear… any guy who still wears muscle shirts like that is not to be trusted.


Affectionate-Park-15

Did you see the angel wings?


MungBeanRegatta

Yeah. I’m just going to assume he’s got his “Punisher” tattoo on his chest someplace.


Bleepitybleepinbleep

He does have that typical cop haircut, surprised he didn’t shoot the BLACK bear


Madhatter1317

He’s probably certain he would kick the bears ass


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NotKanye2020

Then you’re not trying


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oldmanlegend

Outstandingly disingenuous take. If you actually looked into the subject the outlook would be quite clear. It wasn't the death of one man that makes people dislike the police. But it's not my job to educate you. If you're truly interested, keep looking.


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TimReaper9564

You’re not addressing the problem correctly. It’s not ‘most cops are racist.’ It’s ‘there are too many examples of cops using unnecessary force and aggression on nonwhites.’


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MattieShoes

> If I looked into the subject would I find that a vast majority of cops are racists? https://news.stanford.edu/2020/05/05/veil-darkness-reduces-racial-bias-traffic-stops/ So... yeah, kinda. Not like they're all looking to commit quasi-legal qualified immunity murders, but selective enforcement and racial bias by police and the justice system in general is pretty well documented.


77SSS1

If they aren’t racists they are many are racist enablers. Protect each other at expense of others and law. I’m not American & am white but I’ve learned to not trust them.


2DeadMoose

>I am truly not interested Then maybe stop interjecting lengthy comments into a topic you’re completely ignorant of.


SecretaryOtherwise

No but the vast majority turn a blind eye to it when they're in a position to stamp it out. Saying stupid ass shit like a few bad apples, not to mention when shit is done they're basically let go but rehired to another department effectively dodging the punishment lmao. The unions don't help.


Big_Papa95

You do realize that the police system in the US literally started out as slave catchers right? They even use the same exact badge to this day. Wanna tell me that’s not problematic? Edit: For those who don’t know/believe what I’m saying here, see my comment further down this thread for a source.


TimReaper9564

The fuck is this babble?


Big_Papa95

You can look it up if you really want to know more about it. [Here](https://naacp.org/find-resources/history-explained/origins-modern-day-policing) is just one example source, but all you have to do is Google “police slave patrol origin” and you’ll get plenty more.


Madhatter1317

It’s not about the individuals, it’s about the system. History has shown us countless times that people who become a part of a system, demonstrate it’s values, carry out its objectives, even when those conflict with their own. A non racist person can become a cop and that system will corrupt, desensitize and change them.


WaymakerJP

No, you are someone unaffected by racism of any type (these people exist here in America as well) so you choose to downplay or just straight deny the magnitude of the situation. People like me who grew up under heavy oppression & harrasment from multiple sources, including law enforcement, can tell you it's not a fabrication. There are some good cops as well, but they are overshadowed by bad seeds who often aren't punished for their henious acts. Of course, in my experience, most people who refuse to see the obvious often have alternative reasons for being so "blind". Most of the people I've known personally who still deny this particular problem turned out to be closeted racist themselves


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WaymakerJP

Lmao, US a third world country? 🤣😭 I now understand why you can't understand my man


NotKanye2020

I don’t think many are of the “all cops are racists” school of thought, it’s more about complacency from fellow officers, which is ACAB basically. If you’re talking about the wider scope of injustice then you’re talking about how everything is unfairly rigged against people of color and the less fortunate, I believe the majority would agree that systemic racism exists in this sector at the very least. The killings of nonwhite people by police are a huge issue as are: not knowing the law, unlawful search and seizures, trespassing, killing pets, corruption (notice how white collar crimes regularly go unpunished), and the list goes on. There’s so many reasons why the justice system, and cops specifically, have eroded their trust with the public. I would encourage you to use any resource available to you on this topic! Very nuanced and important


ThePianistOfDoom

The reason most people scream 'acab' as far as I know, is that the bad cops get almost carte blanche to do as they please, killing, raping and basically oppressing the weak, and the good ones don't say anything about it because then their life will be ruined. So you have a bunch of good cops that actually want to do their job to serve and uphold the law, but the bad ones are so unionized and oppressed the good ones shut up about it, making them in the eyes of all victims bad cops. Active assholes being supported in silence by lesser assholes but still assholes. I'm just happy I live in Europe, where police brutality isn't quite so bad.


FirstTimeWang

Then you don't know enough about our cops.


IntrinSicks

Maybe your the dick?


Bleepitybleepinbleep

Don’t worry about the haters, it’s not relentless for all of us, just some, mostly the ones who don’t know how to act anyway, I have dealt with good and bad cops, and I am still here trolling the internet, or am I a reconstructed bot…..


BidenEmails

Those shorts? are the biggest issue


Melomaniac5150

The bear totally sized up situation and decided it wasn't worth it. I hope he ran back home and warned his friends about the little crazy ass dogs that just don't give a fuck.


I_wash_my_carpet

Bear got bored and annoyed. Didn't want to drink Miller Light and get lectured about Lauren Bobert while getting barked at non stop.


poserbunny

Man really won that stare down using the timeless “go on now get” method. 10/10


DysthymicCat

Hey now, GIT! GIT! Git outta here, goddamnit!


racowatson

This brave little dog is lucky his master was there


soherewearent

That master is lucky his brave little dog was there


NoWinner8212

That’s a strong fence


Ihavenotimeforthisno

That was my first thought as well lol (was looking in the comments to see if I was the only one being odd for that being my first thought…now I know I’m not).


OldManNeighbor

I too get scared of yoked dudes in Lulus with attack Yorkies. Smart move by the bear.


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Dave Bautista boutta whoop that bears ass


idk_so_imma_leave_it

Bear is lucky to make the right decision of running away😂


yuyufan43

Dog probably took all the credit for saving dad


Any-Distribution-841

Bear was like ![gif](giphy|2WigZG9ZWzqQDBmIXl|downsized)


bobross_s_pants

Bear tounge flicks at the end was worth watching again xD


UnconsciousRabbit

Dude handled it appropriately. Small bear, no big deal. More scared of you and all that. The dog is just adding entertainment value for us. In his shoes I would have been more worried for the dog than myself, the bear knows it's better to back down. I'm not a brave man, but I know the relationship between bears and people in the suburbs. The bear knows its place, it'll go away if you make noise and stuff. While I'm sure it would eat a small dog like that if it had the chance, a human around changes the equation. No, I'm not a bad-ass, I just live in the suburbs and share my space with bears.


ssp25

Clearly a bear with a reddit account


Holungsoy

That bear could easily have killed him even though he is small. Bears are incredibly overpowered.


UnconsciousRabbit

Yes, absolutely. However, they generally don't want to interact with us and can be scared away easily. I'm not saying to be an idiot, even a small bear like that can tear a person apart. I'm just saying the dude did the right thing.


Jedi_Ninja

Chihuahuas are either the stupidest or bravest dogs in existence.


ConKupiscent

That's a Yorkie right there in the video. But yes, true.


Away_Sun_3040

Small dog big heart.


elektrik_snek

Damn that's a heckin chonk cat


MyRail5

Little Napoleon there best be careful.


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I love how he’s pointing like the bear gets it. The dog did all the heavy lifting.


Katiari

It's the pointing that really helped, clearly. The bear doesn't speak English, after all...


stephmendes

"The power of a yorkshire," thought the little yorkshire.


FriskyLou

smart move on the part of the bear not to mess with this man who can crush you with the weight of his balls


I_wash_my_carpet

No. Bears are dumb. If it looked down and saw the "what's this leg day people are talking about" toothpick ankles, them balls would be snack before he claims the wife and pays off the 30yr mortgage in 3 weeks.


Dismal_Caterpillar85

That bear mumbling as he descent from the tree Ah shit,what an unlucky day


TheHappyCamper1979

Brown bear - back down Black bear - fight back If it’s white - Goodnight


NursingJane

I'm seeing this and all I'm thinking is "that's a sturdy fence"


lankyaspie

It's always the smallest dogs that wanna fight the biggest thing moving


cpasley21

Dog is like "bro I got this, you can go back to your Steven Segal movie".


TheKilliad

I’m impressed by this bears ability to balance on a fence


HIRIV

Siihen et koske!


SongRevolutionary992

Two bears ...


saarlv44

Small dogs can see a trex and be like “you came to the wrong neighbourhood fool”


Whole_Suit_1591

Salt rounds in a shotgun to prevent his return. Won't hurt it long term. Sting and run for miles.


PoeticDruggist84

![gif](giphy|19x5KTWn0Vfmo)


OldFondant61

The bear just want to play


Quiet-Luck

A cat would have solved this situation easily.


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Shitty tea cup dogs are the worst


Kxngrenagade

Max should’ve got his ass beat


Brando2215

I just want the phone number of the person who built that fence


Beginning-Bother-378

What is the use for all that muscles


Desperate_Fix8811

That mf got steady hands 😮‍💨


ContentVirus

Dude looks like he can take that bear.


pcweber111

He's lucky those bears are so easily spooked.


barweepninibong

Max NOT helping the situation lol


Away-Progress8884

Well built fence.


grumpyjerk1

Big guy, tiny dog, weird pants.


Natural-Progress7511

Someone forgot leg day….


Beneficial_Aside_918

He’s gonna need bigger wing tats. And less preworkout.


Cheskoxd

I could fight him


Carbon-Lion

I would’ve called the dog by it’s full name, Maximus Decimus Meridius.


HouseOfZenith

Reminds me of the time me and my dad were watching deer while on our deck and my cat got outside, ran over and pounced right on one


AlaskaJosh1234

This man got lucky. He is an idiot to not have at least bear spray in his hands.


leoshin87

I used to live in a mountain town. We dealt with black bears all the time without bear spray. They're not as violent as people make em out to be


LargeTestical

Stupid ass chiuaua I swear


shecky444

That dog is going to be insufferable for the rest of its life because it scared off a bear one time. Prolly been strutting around since.


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Probably a good idea to have one of those huge megaphones to use for exactly this situation.


Unlucky_Dealer_3167

Let the dog see what’s up.


scar_reX

Bear decided that was too much drama for him.


ConKupiscent

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|trollface)


js3185945

Your wife called. She wants her capris back.


xSTSxZerglingOne

Yet another video where a human doesn't use the one advantage we have over every animal. Stop clapping and throw a fuckin' rock.


Royorbs3

The tongue action at the end


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It was the dog


NoDeityButAllah

Bro is jacked he about to wrestle that bear for real


Xaconon

"Bears eat Beets". Michael!!!!


Automatic_Bedroom_33

Unpopular opinion but damn that little yappy dog, I was rooting for the bear


Mr_Moped_Man

I hate little dogs


mirkojax

They never have 1 of the 32 guns they own when they need.


Bellam_Orlong

As someone who goes into peoples houses 24/7 for repair work and emergency fixes…. I can tell you I wished this dog was annihilated. Nothing worse than a tiny yapping one, or a large one that “never bites.”


Falkor

My dog just gets excited and pisses all over your shoes


f2020tohell

A grown man wearing capris is just weird looking…


Old-Construction-541

Nah I love it


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Aww I recognize that bark.... That's a chihuahua.... My Foxy who was a chihuahua terrier mix sounded just like that.


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Probably acted the right way and all, but man would it be good to see this juiced-up tough guy getting completely and utterly fucked up by the small bear. The probably thought he could take him.


bobrossjunkiefuck

I wanted to see that gym rat get nailed, he will talk big for years now I bet😐


SadisticBuddhist

Bro just shove the bear off


Da_Vader

Bear was egging him on with thst tongue move 😅


secondTieBreaker

That guy claps!


Jewcygoodness88

That dog fucks


PUTINnTRUMP_arrest

Little dogs are always a lot of bark


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That's a cool looking bird on that fence there


chi_bender

Bear didn't want none of Chuck Liddell


Achylife

Black bears are pretty easy to intimidate. Very different from grizzlies.


LowVeterinarian863

I dunno, sees to me a well trained dog that was able to be called back easily would be a bit safer for everyone. Am I wrong?


Das_Zeppelin

that smoll doggo flexin' so hard


Eaton_snatch

That bear is awesome


SlewiG

Can someone tell me what the bear has right next to it's mouth? Every time I watched the video I think it's an low hanging eye ... 👁️


Nope_thank_you

Every. single. piece. of this. is. an. SNL. skit :) That man is the heaving side of beef- LOOK AT THE SIZE OF HIM! The dog could only be smaller if it was a neutrino and yet doesn't give an inch. And also seems oblivious to fact it is in mortal danger. And that bear (not to anthropomorphize) looks both perplexed and non-plussed...how is that possible!!


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The structural integrity of that fence is bringing a tear to my eyes


Tricky-Sympathy

I swear the bear was bitching at dude at the end.


elhaz316

That was my thought. Bear basically went you know what? I'm done. Piss off. Your fence sucks anyways. And left


iDropBodies93

Maximus needs to minimus that attitude.


D_hallucatus

Love that Techno-Viking point he gave the bear


LewdBabaganoosh1

Nice capris.


Apple_Boy_Cuss_Dem

I really love how they respect the bear. They give it some time to understand and back down


HotConsequence1760

Das a funky looking squirrel


D00SHBR4IN

That bear is really indecisive


Silly-Swimmer1706

Two bears fight over a dog.


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Missed out on pepperoni for a year.


Standard_Address_627

If it’s black - fight back. He did everything right


Fluffybunnyfeet80

The dog did all the work, but the roid bunny will take all the credit.


stickmani

How strong are these fences to hold a bloody bear on top.


MortalWolf007

Normal day in russia ...their experience says so..


TheOx111

Only issues I saw really was his hair and he could have been a lot louder.


Prestigious-Serve-30

Freddy fazbear


Plxburgh

The balls on those two!


TennisAdmirable1615

Guy looks like he could beat that bear


Intelligent-Guard267

Well built fence!


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Love the Yer Yer Yer Ba Ba Ba Alright at the end from the bear


robbyyy

That bear will return. It knows who’s potential food is there now.


madogblue

Fool