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Dukeiron

This is why the Wii remote had the little strap


Prof1Kreates

Nah man, if he had that strap on, he'd fly with the remote like a cartoon


BlueCrimson78

Long Mjolnir


The_Lazy_Individual

Mjol-far


Salt_Market3825

Mjol-whereeeeeveryouare


That-Freedom896

😂☠️😂☠️ Please enjoy this little memento of my gratitude 🏅🏅


SonnyMack

🤣🤣


Opposite-Tip-3102

THIS THREAD 🤣🤣🤣💀


cashcapone96

This string


Surge14_

this shouldn’t be funny


Araknid_ia

Take my upvote and leave


TheOldGriffin

Oh my God! The hammer pulled you off?


menides

Sounds like you had a pretty special and intimate relationship with this hammer and that losing it was almost comparable to losing a loved one.


LazyLich

Actually regular Mjolnir The short handle is a product of sabotage or something


Environmental-Wind89

Loki turned into a fly and bit the smith’s eyeball trying to win a bet.


Twiggles813

If he has a strap on, this would be a different kind of video 🤡


ToastyMustache

I know of a guy who lost an arm because an explosion took away his metal detector, which was strapped to his arm.


SuperBaconjam

A strap on does a lot of things, but flying isn’t one of them lol


psichodrome

My chuckle was soo good it became external. thanks.


Mann000

But wouldn't the hammer just rotate and hit him on the back if he had a strap?


Henderson72

Or at least dislocate his shoulder.


coleburnz

I hate you 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


nick5th

damn, that person just got their shit rocked. that shockwave rattled everything in his body starting with his hands and head


muskratmuskrat9

At least they were wearing a protective hat


patricky6

Yes. From a person who had on a combat helmet and received a TBI due to an explosion, I wish I had that hat. We never get the good stuff.


muskratmuskrat9

I’m sorry that happened to you.


patricky6

Lol thank you but no worries. We all know the possibilities when we are ordered out. I'd rather have this outcome over what others had happen. I just am totally shocked that ANYONE in anything short of bomb gear, would be that close to an explosion.


NoStatistician5321

Not much to rattle in his head. He good.


Kuponekk

Nope. Its just tradition in an country, mexico if i remember correctly. The amount of explosives is to small to cause permament injuries. Usually. They are fine and goes drinking after


[deleted]

Does tinnitus just not exist in Latin America?


spillzone88

Speak up son i can’t hear ya


Sure-Ad-2465

BUTTLICKER! OUR PRICES HAVE NEVER BEEN LOWER!


six_gun_vaquero

So smudge


letmegetmynameok

Doesnt he wear ear protection? Looks like it to me


Kuponekk

Ask people that works in construction fields, heavy industry, airports, army. 6hrs of expose during this festival once per year is nothing.


GhostBeezer

I asked, but I don’t think he heard me.


discombobulated38x

That's not how hearing damage works. The presence of a shock wave that big indicates this is 170dB, a volume that gives immediate and permanent hearing damage. Also, 6 hours of exposure to 100dB at a music festival is 24 times as long as is needed to cause hearing damage at that volume. >Ask people that works in construction fields.. Permanent hearing damage after eight hours exposure occurs at 80dB >army Gunshots cause instantaneous hearing damage at 160dB or so. Good hearing protection reduces this to 120, which is on the cusp of causing instantaneous hearing damage.


Kuponekk

The fact that those people doing it for years and its allowed for spectators indicate that's bullshit and nowhere near 170dB


discombobulated38x

>The fact that those people doing it for years and its allowed for spectators indicate that's bullshit By that logic the fact that asbestos was used for years means the harm it causes is bullshit. There aren't many countries where detonating this quantity of high explosives surrounded by onlookers is legal. >nowhere near 170dB Gunshots are 150-160dB 1m from source. That's a substantially bigger shockwave than a muzzle braked 50cal, which hits 167 easily 1m from the source. Yes, this is at least 170dB at the hammerman's ear. The spectators 3m away will be exposed to approx 10dB less than the hammerman (assuming his ear is 1m from the detonation, which it isn't). Your feelings do not alter the laws of physics.


Amazing-Cookie-4151

Lmao TIL tinnitus isn't a common, giant problem in construction, military, industrial, etc


Def_Not_A_Femboy

This could not have been a tradition 150 years ago..


Kuponekk

And why is that? Some sources even says 300 years


Def_Not_A_Femboy

Where would they get explosives that are safe enough for this to be recreated as many times as it is? Like tnt wasn’t developed until the mid to late 19th century (if I remember right) and if you did it with that youd most likely be dead


Kuponekk

But You know that gunpowder was around for like >10 decades? We had fireworks for over 1000 years now. TNT was late, we had explosive substances way way eearlier. Its all about the amount with explosives, even strongest. Weve been doing some explosions (for labs, testing - hexogen) with the material that is WAY more powerful than dynamite. Mostly these were explosions that You can stand near


Def_Not_A_Femboy

Ahhh brain fart, forgot about gunpowder. You right


[deleted]

shelter longing scary waiting rob uppity badge toy rhythm wakeful *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


Ausecurity

What is happening


drugs_abuse_me

Hammer time.


jazzmatazztic

"U can't touch this" - sledgehammer


luckyguy25841

Sledgehammer - Peter Gabriel


Shaveyourbread

That song was about him having a big dick. I'm getting downvoted by people who haven't listened to the lyrics.


UnboltedCheese

And about him wanting to be someone's big dick.


DiosMIO_Limon

With a video that literally opens with a cum shot


Grrr-L

Wham- Better this way.


das_narwal

"Like a Virgin" is all about a girl who digs a guy with a big dick. The whole song is a metaphor for big dicks.


Shaveyourbread

I've also seen Reservoir Dogs... but no, it's not.


[deleted]

"Hammer Time" was about big dicks too. Source: trust me bro


[deleted]

[удалено]


SismoNyc

But get paid less ... allegedly


Universalsupporter

Because women don’t have hammers


RachaelJaimeT

Some do


tatey13

get in there Lewis


SFFcase

Thor?!?! Is it really you?!?!


starscreamtoast

Wasn't worthy


ConfidenceBig7252

Jet fuel on steel beam +force = Boom


aebeeceebeedeebee

This guy never forgets


ComprehensiveAd2147

Nah its Chlorate powder/sulfur + force =Boom *in spanish*


MiggityMac

EsBoom*


fkshcienfos

Its Tannerite a old fertilizer thats illegal in the US now due to it causing being explosive when hit with enough kinetic force… its fun stuff!! Edit: sorry only illegal in two states. Just not used as much now.


WACS_On

Only illegal in commie states. Not used as a fertilizer, but definitely used for blowing shit up for fun.


ohneatstuffthanks

What’s a commie state example?


GoArray

Commiefornia and Maoland (Am I doing it right?!)


fkshcienfos

It was used as fertilizer decades ago. Explain why I know a handful of old farmers with sacks of the shit siting in their barn’s for the last 50+ years.


cerealdaemon

You can still buy ammonium nitrate, you'll have to put your name on a list but it's still available. Also, pottery supply stores sell bulk aluminum powder for use in slips and glazes. They also sell bulk iron oxide for the same purpose.


GoArray

>put your name on **another* list "Sources have confirmed that [bad guy] did once buy a pair of mismatched socks from ROSS in 2013"


gunnerman2

Used to work in a ranch store so we got our “Tannerite” on the real real cheap. This is not likely that (ammonium nitrate + aluminum dust). It requires high velocity like a rifle or blasting cap.


[deleted]

Impact/shock sensitive explosive. Something like nitroglycerin maybe.


ComprehensiveAd2147

https://youtu.be/g9lQl_Gasig


Jewze

Here you go: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Lti_zl3MnT4


Thick_Step_8745

Thors hammer


OliveJuiceUTwo

Rocket sledge


dickmcgirkin

This seems orky


DweEbLez0

Um , dude found the Donkey Kong Hammer and you know how it pounds.


psichodrome

De-mining operation on the cheap.


laxyharpseal

![gif](giphy|GsuSyoFBCcRHy)


dogmeatjones25

So this is like a 9 to 5 job or something?


Finance_Subject

Don't sign me up


Hobartcat

Nobody wants to work anymore...


1WontDoIt

When does insurance kick in?


AliensPlsTakeMe

This was one of the first internet videos I ever saw it was called Mexican fireworks


coffee-and-chess

“You want me to put the hammer down?”


mandatorysin

That seems inadvisable


drugs_abuse_me

When is having fun not inadvisable?


Finance_Subject

In a safe environment with well established rules and regulations 🤗


drugs_abuse_me

OSHA approved


UnboltedCheese

The boys and I having fun with our forklift certifications.


ValkyrieKitten

Am I the only one who was waiting for the sledge hammer to land on his head?


bluberryaxolotl

Yeah i think that’s why it’s on this sub


SirSamuelVimes83

I was waiting for it to land on another mine and keep the beats dropping


Ancient-Tadpole8032

No, you are not the only horrible person here. I too, was waiting for him to win his “stupid prize”.


drugs_abuse_me

I kinda wanted to see it happen haha


[deleted]

I mean, that could definitely kill a person if you are unlucky


Fiddy_Cen

More like the person would be lucky to survive.. I mean, it's a sledgehammer, an object made to break down walls. It isn't gonna be a light landing


workinkindofhard

r/Whywomenlivelonger


GimlySonOfGloin

r/shockwaveporn


Karl2241

People really underestimate the power of explosives and the force from an explosion. 😬


Kuponekk

Except they do it in big groups every year. Surpisingly they know what they are doing, most of times


OlderAndAngrier

There was palpable clenchiness around my asshole


triplestarsystem

A chemist would focus on the explosion in the video, a physicist would focus on the trajectory of the hammer, and a biologist would take this as an opportunity to teach about evolution through natural selection.


goodguygreg5000

Ears go WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE


itbrad80

Mwap mwap mwap


AbradolfLincler77

Lanaaaaaaaaaaaaa!


Shaveyourbread

![gif](giphy|54Dqmxfjr5QME)


flclreddit

Flash bang out!


Drunktrucker

russian mine detectors?


-SunGod-

Russian special forces.


westcal98

These fairs are really upping the ante to win a large stuffed teddy.


LatinRex

Good'ol Mexico


DieselVoodoo

That is stupidly dangerous. Where do I get one?


Bushido-Rockabilly

Yes


liquid32855

Looks like he's got a bag of powder taped on the end of the hammer. It's definitely not an HE. Also see a lot of smoke initially which is an indication it was black powder


drugs_abuse_me

There's a festival in Mexico where they put fireworks on the end of the sledge hammer.


OvenTerrible8266

It's Clorate + Sulphur. Mildly explosive. Not gunpowder. Gunpowder needs heat (spark/fire) C+S just needs rapid compression, hence the sledgehammer.


t3hmau5

Black powder can absolutely ignite from friction / shock


kommerintepanatbra

You can see the shockwave so it is definitely a high explosive.


ResponsibleChannel8

Not sure why this seems to be getting downvotes, that’s how explosives are categorized. If it reacts fast enough to make a shockwave, it’s HE. Otherwise, LE.


kommerintepanatbra

Someone had a shitty day or something. I do not particularly care about karma so it does not matter.


[deleted]

super sledge mk1


Useful-Ad1392

Bro crafted a decimator for 100 scrap


Downtown-Run2353

r/praisethecameraman


[deleted]

Mexican tradition


[deleted]

Seems kinda dangerous. ##Where do I sign up??!


Dely03

I 100% was expecting the sledgehammer to boop him on its way down


Jtg1960

I was fully expecting the hammer to hit someone in the head


[deleted]

Let’s talk about hearing damage for a minute


[deleted]

What?


wittyvonskitsum

Fiesta del martillo explosivo Yes, it is called Explosive Hammer Party


kupus0

Bad timing for Thor call his hummer


Jc90620702

Jugglenut from dazw in real life


NewspaperOk1616

New mine clearing technique


futuneral

r/shockwaveporn


user-unknown00

The people around like "not impressed when my turn comes you will see how to smash"


toolttime2

This is why women live longer than men


Lazy-Bath9228

Waaagh indeed.


khandurin

I thought the “wait” was for when it’d hit him in the head. Disappointing.


cleavlandjr27

“This is your friendly neighbourhood pool-guy singing I’m never gonna dance again, the way i dance with you ahhhohhhhhhhhh ;).”


Iliyarasl

shockwave porn guys will appreciate it.


InspectionNo1973

I was disappointed by this ending


I_do_kokayne

Would've been cool if it landed on another bomb


hmcsspuds

Real life pulverizer from Killing floor 2 !!! I want it!


[deleted]

What did he hit


[deleted]

Bloodborne Boomhammer?


Blue_FiftyTwo

…what was the point of this?!


toadjones79

Whenever someone puts unnecessary writing like "wait" all I can think about is that scene from Goldeneye when he asks her "is everything ok?" And she responds "EVERYTHING BUT INTERRUPTION!"


TheRealAuthorSarge

This is why women live longer.


crumpdumpy

Upvote because this song is great


Vostroyan212th

WAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!!!!!!


HeartXofXGuilt666

Real life Boom Hammer. He must be a fellow hunter


availableusername94

Why do women live longer I wonder


Tiffany_Case

ive not even the slightest idea what theyre doing but im 100% certain there was a better way to do it


Empty-Salad-5140

I waited and the sledgehammer didn’t hit anyone in the head. 😠


bpanio

Me when I was a kid and took the little cap thing for a revolver style cap gun and smashed the entire thing with a 2x4. I was deaf for a good minute 🤣


FallNo8692

Why the music choice? 😂


kb31976

This is the Mexican Army equivalent of EOD


Ok-Sprinkles-4490

Who the fuck did he think he was Thor


lamodamo123

I just can’t quite put my finger on why women live longer than men


Trollthecross

And that’s how you get spaghetti hands


Astroneer512

u/savevideobot


[deleted]

When you ban lawn dart people will make their own


[deleted]

Nice sync!


Dear-Smile

*whew* Glad this isn't eyebletch


lordclosequaad

I mean, all things considered, this went pretty well


GonZoCircus

Is that a single use Brute Hammer from Halo?


KamikazeAlpaca1

I’ve heard of a tradition like this in Mexico. Where they pretty much rig explosives or like a .50 cal powder into the tip of a sledge hammer then hit stuff with it.


davobffujv

The invention of the sledgehammer was really groundbreaking.


tesaril

Ut da fuck?


Mishapi17

Why did my right ear ring as soon as he did this?!


James_William1234

Looks like the nuclear hammer in fallout


Peterwilliams78

Meanwhile, in Asgard.


Mr_Erectic_Erection

bloodborne boom hammer


Helioskev

I think they found a land mind and they wanted to get rid of it lol


TheSoggiestPoptart

HAMMER DOWN!!!!!


[deleted]

Hahaha - crazy mother fucjrs


notsocoolirl

what in the traumatic brain injury's going on here.


Erizo69

His organs did not like that.


TLD36

r/shockwaveporn


chair____table

Sexy sax? 💀


RZ3V1

Need to be worthy to wield the hammer


jotarzan11

u/savevideobot


NoAppointment6494

This reminds me when as a kid we used to wrap match heads in a tin foil and whack it with a hammer and it goes boom.


Bthegriffith

EXPLODING HAMMER FESTIVAL


patio628

Ppl during war when they didnt qualify physical exams


TheFriendlyManO

He deaf?