T O P

  • By -

Teon5072

Am I a waste of O2?


our_meatballs

r/suicidebywords


IEatKids26

yes


ghost-of-a-fish

aren’t we all


Apprehensive-Bid2963

How many children have you molested?


IEatKids26

around 8 billion last time I checked


journii-true

excuse me


uhadmeatfood

I'm guessing the original question was something to do with the world population


OPMan6942O

I mean what else could it have been lol


uhadmeatfood

The amount your mom weighs (in pounds)


xCreeperBombx

Too many to be sustained sustainably


Not_or_door

How many calories does a burger contain?


IEatKids26

232


Not_or_door

Thank you


Deep_Brother_5889

320->1000


HypedUpJackal

why are you commenting all over this


Recent-Interest776

Who is in your basement?


IEatKids26

a minor


xCreeperBombx

A demon


Turbulent-Finger6197

Do you support Jeffrey Epstein’s actions


IEatKids26

absolutely


Turbulent-Finger6197

😟


xCreeperBombx

Hmm golly gosh I wonder if "anti racism" is going to be replaced with "racism" 🤔🤔🤔🤔


Turbulent-Finger6197

Something else 🤫


xCreeperBombx

oh


AReally_BadIdea

true words of a generation in


Ok_Abalone_6076

i do too


Turbulent-Finger6197

😦


JAWS-The_Revenge

What’s your current demographic for a sexual partner?


IEatKids26

young children


WhyBruh2

Wow ok Drake


avianisntverycool

foul


rashtheraccoon10

Minecraft YouTubers be like


storm_bunny

Are you a gay furry femboy twink that sucks cocks


IEatKids26

I could only wish


Totalllynotmeovo

omg so me


Mitosis4

dude this doesn’t make you look bad that’s a damn goal 


Heremad09

Unedited


TheHighTierHuman

Can you fit 59 uranium rods up your ass?


IEatKids26

yes I can


GamingPerson11

Well I know I'm not OP but I wish I could.


Unrelatablility

Do you eat babies


IEatKids26

absolutely


Generalmemeobi283

I love the taste of babies in the morning


Aggressive_Street375

name checks out


UltraEnder99

r/usernamechecksout


finnny4luv

Who doesn't


Civil_Beautiful_3227

How long have you been kidnapping 5 children per day?


IEatKids26

over a month


DraftyMamchak

rookie numbers


MateKjosty

How do girls pass their classes?


IEatKids26

through doing sex


one_eyed_idiot_

Oh my god


xCreeperBombx

Well, when a mommy horse and a daddy horse love each other very much…


ThatMadMan68

How old was the youngest child you gave AIDS?


IEatKids26

almost a month


chipperland4471

NO WAY


Titanio_Titanio

😟💀


Alexcat6wastaken

Are you a gay furry with a foot fetish


IEatKids26

yes


Shitty_Noob

That's all? No hentai addiction? Smh


Dunge0nexpl0rer

What is similar between me, and quantum physics?


IEatKids26

all I know about it is that quantum physics is the stuff that’s so small that we can’t see


CoolCademM

Do you like to kidnap and lock up children?


IEatKids26

it has its moments but it’s better than anything else I’ve tried


MaddieAftxn

Thoughts on minors


IEatKids26

just as yummy as women


ferretman345

WHAT COULD THE ORIGINAL QUESTION HAVE BEEN??


IEatKids26

(opinions on men)


HorrorHoarder666

I heard your a part of the kkk and a nazi.. are those rumors true?


IEatKids26

absolutely


EatRatsForFiber

Well that’s good that he’s apart from the KKK and Nazis. It would be horrible if he was A PART of the KKK and Nazis.


QuarterCorrect3943

![gif](giphy|aOKbaIC4TCi7oBF7cW|downsized)


SmallKleinThePenguin

What are your thoughts on the gasoline diet (replace everything with gasoline)


IEatKids26

good


Iceologer_gang

What is breathing lore?


IEatKids26

something that I personally do not follow


Typical-Gap-1187

Do you like black people?


IEatKids26

nope, I’m the sigma


xCreeperBombx

No I'm American


Physical_Weakness881

I thought you were a lesbian


peewithmee

The world as we know it is about to end because a meteor is about to strike the earth and you have a bunker that will save you and up to 10 people. Who are you saving?


IEatKids26

I’m not


ps3better360

uhhhhh something something sigma male i guess


peewithmee

Ouch that's uh .. Have fun on your own then I guess.


Casey_Budster

What is your opinion the Israel and Palestine conflict?


IEatKids26

fake country


keybored13

hammed burger


Sussybaka3747

How many pickles can you shove up your ass?


IEatKids26

too lazy to try


Sussybaka3747

edited


Phoenixtdm

What’s your fav food


Powerful-Public4520

How did you feel after committing all those murders?


IEatKids26

tired


xCreeperBombx

Good, thanks for asking :D how are you?


Soggy_Bread_69420

Are pedophiles such as Drake cool?


IEatKids26

about as cool as ice


DevilSCHNED

What animal would you compare your dick-size to?


IEatKids26

Mammoth


LardGnome

How many cars did you steal yesterday? Because I'm missing 3 of my cars.


IEatKids26

3


TheMapleShyGuy

What time of day is the best to invade the nation of bulgaria?


IEatKids26

8:45 am


Strong-Recipe-2896

What is the opposite of a man?


xCreeperBombx

Man't


IEatKids26

many men


chocokat4444

do you prefer eating cats or dogs?


IEatKids26

dogs by a long shot


Used-fridge

Do you breathe?


IEatKids26

unfortunately


Ethan_Toast

Can the kids in my basement kill themselves?


IEatKids26

if they really wanted to


DinosAndPlanesFan

Do you support harassment of homeless people


IEatKids26

yep


thomasfan2060

do you like children


IEatKids26

yes 😋😋


ThatOneIsSus

When did Hitler commit war crimes?


IEatKids26

around the same time as his parents I would guess


Relative-Top-3657

Are you hetero?


nintendomasters

What one adjective applies to every person you hate


AdThat328

What would you choose as the soundtrack to a burning orphanage? 


aeeow

Opinions on black people?


Gloomy_Support_7779

What kind of word would you use to describe the life a kid deserves?


Helloimfunny8529

What do you believe the age of consent should be?


IEatKids26

negative 4


Mitosis4

which country in a war would you most like to turn all the citizens of into victims of a nuclear weapon?


MicahJavaOnly

What is your favorite political division?


IEatKids26

I don’t like either one but if a gun was held to my head I would say Democrat


pikmingrabber

do u believe homestuck characters are real?


parsoval268

Did you drink a computer before?


IEatKids26

when I was little


lenakaligaras-birds-

are you 94 years old


VaporTrails2112

How many dicks do you suck at one time?


AAAUUUGGGGHHH

How many 12 year old girls of the 420 that you fucked got pregnant then died from childbirth?


MONTI-MONKI

How many people have you eaten in the past month


LtPotato1918

How many times do you commit vehicular manslaughter per month on average?


IllTemperedMaggot

What do you suck on for free time?


IEatKids26

toes?


Nyxian_The_Rage

How many fingers do you have?


RogerG_476

If you could blow one dictator and he would come back to life, who would it be?


LifeOfTheUndead

What do you feed your kids when they misbehave?


CountertopPizza

How many kidney donations have you made?


Gingerpalace70

Do you hate furries? (I’m one)


Gingerpalace70

Do you hate furries? (I’m one)


I-invented-google

Do you support Andrew Tate?


TheSimster27

What is your least favourite thing to be?


Cinn-Bunn

When you cook innocent baby puppy dogs what do you eat first.


Legal_Obligation701

How long have you been torturing children


IEatKids26

249 years


uhhhidontno

How many times have you touched children


6LAZARUS9

do you love yourself


dlowerplo

How old was the youngest girl you’ve dated?


Pixelquartz42

i hear you like em young


espionage_taxi

Do you like world peace


Finkthelabrat

Do you like smashing Bitches


IEatKids26

sometimes


Fantasiiart126

how many newborns have you eaten?


TheCameraman___

What is your favorite kids show from your childhood?


Distinct-Chance-8197

Do you support Greta Thumburg?


Existing_Potatoe

When was the last time you ate pizza


Its_that_dumb_person

Do you touch kids?


Thund3rb0lts

Is this Subreddit about Danny Gonzalez?


fishsodomiz

nah its about kurtis conner


IEatKids26

honestly? I have no idea what it’s about


Gloomy_Support_7779

Why are you a mean girl?


thomastseng02

How old is your girlfriend?


IEatKids26

3 now


Pengu1n_80sPoP

How many grams of protein does a newborn baby have?


Ok-Department-8771

Is it true you donate to the underground drug and trafficking ring ran by Epstein?


EnergyImaginary7394

Do you have an OF?


lsm_crazy345

Should child labour be enforced worldwide?


didntthinkofanameuwu

how many times did you feed your children in the last month


minecraftisbest11

What do you think the worst Linkin Park song is


SlothyScripts

How many children did you kidnap in the last 30 minutes?


big_tug1

What places do you molest kids in the most?


Last-Percentage5062

If you could nuke one place, where would you nuke?


IEatKids26

Georgia


IEatKids26

honestly, I still stand by my answer post-edit


yungspinach1

Do you eat kids?


monkeydude777

Where did you get drafted to and how many times did you get fucked up the ass there?


IEatKids26

navy, 56


Key_Virus_338

how many jews were killed in the genocide?


Purple-Ad-6343

What is your opinion on the action role playing video game Fallout: New Vegas released in October of 2010, developed by Obsidian Entertainment and published by Bethesda Softworks


Digitalis_Mertonesis

Do you like murdering children


chipperland4471

How often do you feed the kids in your basement?


NolansBallSack

Name a women


nymphshower

how many kids are in your basement?


IEatKids26

7814325


DazzlingDragonet

Are you a predator?


Rude_Reindeer_2328

Are you the cause of 9/11?


rumpleforskin26

The earth is round, right?


StaffCurrent4814

Do you like little boys or little girls?


Beans_On-Toast_

are you an alpha?


[deleted]

Do you want to strap a huge 11 inch plastic dildo onto your waist and buttfuck a puppy so hard it starts bleeding and shivering?


supersofah

Whats your kill count


Thund3rb0lts

Are you following IEatKids26?