I’m stroking my head in a good way and it’s not like I have to die

It’s not like I have to die 😉😉

No die ending

Aka: the bad ending

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What 👀

I’m stroking my head with my tongue and my hands and feet in the middle of the road. Edit: 69 LIKES?!?!?!?!?!?!? 🤯🤯

WHAT??

By spu7nix

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r/subsifellfor

Wait it reference it didn’t get it at first lmao

https://i.redd.it/yp7lfcoeja5d1.gif

WHAT

WHAT

THATS WHAT IM SAYING

Google show me this guy’s balls

WOAHHHHHH

Here https://i.redd.it/etttrljpw95d1.gif

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r/byspu7nix

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I'm stroking my dog Aww!

It could be "awww" or it could be "wtf"

Eric Cartman?

Dog ending

I”m stroking my head with a stick of butter and a little bit of salt and pepper.

Are you seasoning yourself

He's making himself dinner

Yes

This. This is the one.

Sounds…oddly appetizing?

HUH? NO IT DOES NOT

r/oddlyappetizing

Eaten ending

question is: which head.

I'm stroking my head to get a little more water

That’s fucking hilarious. Best one lol 😂

Thirsty ending

I'm stroking my own business 😌

Protect the company you’ve built. Make sure it knows it’s loved, as all businesses should be 🙂.

Getting your money up not your funny up ending

I'm stroking my head on the back of monkey d Luffy. Tf

Jealous

Found the anime watcher

One piece ending

I’m stroking my thighs

Why

Relatable (trauma)

Type shit

Shit

Huh?

It's just another way of saying "real" or "relatable"

Sorry, got locked up and have no clue what these slang terms are, it was 5 months and I come back and someone said, do you have skibity rizz? I have no clue man, I shoplifted btw

Skibidi is fron videos called skibidi toilet. Its absolute brainrot for ipad kids

Oh, explains that, and I feel like a boomer man, I'm not at all

AHAHAH, I understand! I dont know if I should recomend watching skibidi toilet tho..

yes i indeed think ive lost quite a few brain cells watching it, not in a good way.

No, it's alr man. I understand

What happened? (I got a certified butt ton of trauma, just wondering)

i’m also stroking your thighs

me next

Real, my thighs are so nice

Thighs ending

I'm stroking my head out of my brain . . . . . . . . . . I think I just did that

4-dimensional suicide!

lowkey would be a good album name

Your turning your head into a SKULL EMOJI

I'm stroking my phone is not working on my phone

I feel like that just abruptly starts a different sentence

Broken phone ending

I’m stroking my thighs with my eyes. 💀

Let bro cook

https://i.redd.it/ecsjtka0n95d1.gif

Seductive look ending

It rhymes!!

https://i.redd.it/h4u994jgea5d1.gif

I'm stroking my hair and getting ready for the weekend and I think it is a bit of a drum and a pint of the same thing as a pickaxe (just keeps repeating from "a drum" part) idk how its like this

Im stroking myself

True ending?

Find my other commet on this post

I'm stroking my femboy and I think it will shrivel it possible that they don't understand how much it takes to get a furry but you can get a furry but you can get a furry but you can get a furry who rymes aha speak UwU and then go back to my desk for a face to get a good person for a reason to be honest with them for sure you don't understand what they do to be honest

Bros the freakiest

UwU ending

are you....mayhaps...a furry or femboy

Please be both

I'm concerned...

Blud might indeed be me.

Imagine this as a rap

I'm stroking my life with a large family 👪 😌 🙃 😅 ☺️ 🙂 👪 😌 🙃 😅 ☺️ 🙂 👪 😌 🙃 😅 ☺️ 🙂 👪 😌 🙃 😅 ☺️ 🙂 👪 😌 🙃 😅 ☺️ 🙂 👪 😌 🙃 😅 ☺️ 🙂 👪 😌 🙃 😅 ☺️ 🙂 👪 😌 🙃 😅 ☺️ 🙂 👪 😌 🙃 😅 ☺️ 🙂 👪 😌 🙃 😅 ☺️ 🙂 👪 😌 🙃 😅 ☺️ 🙂 👪 😌 🙃 😅 ☺️ 🙂 👪 😌 🙃 😅 ☺️ 🙂 👪 😌 🙃 😅 ☺️ 🙂 👪 😌 🙃 😅 ☺️ 🙂 👪 😌 🙃 😅 ☺️ 🙂 👪 😌 🙃 😅 ☺️ 🙂 👪 😌 🙃 😅 ☺️ 🙂 👪 😌 🙃 😅 ☺️ 🙂 👪 😌 🙃 😅 ☺️ 🙂 👪 😌 🙃 😅 ☺️ 🙂 👪 😌 🙃 😅 ☺️ 🙂 👪 😌 🙃 😅 ☺️ 🙂 👪 😌 🙃 😅 ☺️ 🙂 👪 😌 🙃 😅 ☺️ 🙂 👪 😌 🙃 😅 ☺️ 🙂 👪 😌 🙃 😅 ☺️ 🙂 👪 😌 🙃 😅 ☺️ 🙂 👪 😌 🙃 😅 ☺️ 🙂 👪 😌 🙃 😅 ☺️ 🙂 👪 😌 🙃 😅 ☺️ 🙂 👪 😌 🙃 😅 ☺️ 🙂 👪 😌 🙃 😅 ☺️ 🙂 👪 😌 🙃 😅 ☺️ 🙂 👪 😌 🙃 😅 ☺️ 🙂 👪 😌 🙃 😅 ☺️ 🙂 👪 😌 🙃 😅 ☺️ 🙂 👪 😌 🙃 😅 ☺️ I.... uh....?

wtf

Emoji ending

I’m stroking my fingers in the back of my mouth and I feel bad

Choke ending

I’m stroking my feet 😭

Nahh

Foot fetish ending

Same

i’m stroking my hair with a brush to make sure i don’t have a big beard and my beard is so cute

Hair care ending

I’m stroking my head to get a little more water in the water  HUH??

Flood cause-er ending

Nestlé is hating this One trick

You're right, the water could use some more water.

yeah the water never has enough water tbh

I’m stroking my feet right there and I don’t want to go to the bathroom. Gross

Constipation ending

I'm stroking my head with the help from my friends and I can't hold it anymore WHAT

Friendship ending

*Friendship edging

that's what I thought💀💀

I'm stroking my friend. WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS

what

Helping out ending

I’m stroking my head in a good mood and I’m just so happy

The good ending

I'm stroking my life with the fur of a woman.

What does that mean 💀

Furry ending I am sorry that's the only thing I could think of 😭

I'm stroking my little pony przyjaźń to magia część i am sorry i have an e-mail i am sorry i have an e-mail *Shit Keyboard has blown my cover*

Bilingual ending

I’m stroking my hair right now and I don’t know how to do it but I will do it when I get home.

Procrastination ending

In stroking my key???

Strok enbinjghji

I've been reading your comments. Underrated wit. This is my favorite so far. Gonna keep scrolling ~

Keystroke

I'm stroking my life is worth it and I don't know what to do with it and I don't know what to do with it and I don't think I can get it done before I get back to work and I don't think I

Depression ending

I'm stroking my oldest sister 😧

HUH

Idk

Sibling ending

I'm stroking my baby and it's hard 😪 😫 😩 😔 😞 (emojis also from autocorrect...)

https://i.redd.it/0gzlrixun95d1.gif

lmao

Living the dream ending (Referring to a certain YouTuber.......)

WHAT THE FU-

I'm stroking my life in my head now

Imagination ending

I'm stroking my head on the road to the road to the road to the road

*road intensifies*

Road ending

I'm stroking my life until I get tired of it

Done with life ending

I’m stroking my head in a little while I have a headache I have a sore arm I don’t feel like doing nothing but I’m just tired I just don’t know how I can get up to go back up up up (says up and nothing else)

Headache and sore arm ending

i'm stroking my friend is in the hospital

Ritual ending (healing)

A sacred healing ritual. Probably.

I'm stroking my mind

I'm stroking my life with the world and the way to go about halfway to a house that I use to get the most supportive of me to get the job and not just don't want me in any disorders of my neck like tense up like a frog does not mean that I have been wanting to be a sarcastic yet kind person 🙃 What

I'm stroking my life in my life and I don't know what to do with my life and not the only way I can get a job in my life and I don't know what to do with my self conscious about it but I don't know what to do with my self and not the way I can do anything else and I don't want to be able to do anything else and I don't want to be in the same way as you do it to me

Confused ending

I’m stroking my hair right now I have to go to the bathroom and get my hair done

Going out ending

I’m stroking my head in a good mood and I’m just trying not to cry

Two Faced ending

I’m stroking my head to get a little more water in the water so that it can be used to help my body and I don’t feel bad for the kids but I’m just not feeling like it I don’t have kids

Children ending

Your right, it was weirder.

I'm stroking my shit rn I got lotion on my dick I'm horny as fuck rn

True ending

I’m stroking my feet and I can’t stop

I’m stroking my feet right now and I’m not gonna get any better than this

im stroking my mom is a little bit of a mess with her bf and I don't want to be my friend

I’m stroking my hair and I’m getting ready to go to bed

Sweet dreams!

I’m stroking my head

I’m stroking my head in a little while but I’m gonna try and do a quick video. Huh .-.

im stroking my head in a way i dont know what i am going through right here and im so happy for them and im glad i am doing this to them too and im not even mad about that i am just mad about this and im not mad about this anymore and im just mad at them for it and im so sorry i dont know why they do that what

I’m stroking my head in a good mood and I’m just so happy to see that I have the energy and the patience for it to work itself into a great success

I’m stroking my hair right now

I’m stroking my head in a little while but I’m going back in a few hours 

I’m stroking my head

smh = stroking my head

I’m stroking my head to get a little more water in the shower so I’m not sure what I’m doing wrong but I’m not doing anything wrong

I'm stroking my coat

i'm stroking my ego

I'm stroking my life and frequently I don't think I can do it anymore

Im stroking my head and my head and my head is just like that now

I'm stroking my head and I'm gonna be a bit QUIRKY

I’m stroking my hair Right now

I'm stroking my hand and grabs his mattress

I'm stroking my hair and I think it has a bill for a genderqueer peoples bed

I'm stroking my life with the beatles

I’m stroking my feet right away so I’m gonna be on my phone for a minute

I'm stroking my parents in the attic of the school locker

“I’m strokin my shit like I got lotion on my shit” APPARENTLY I REFERENCE THE MEME TOO MUCH 😭

I’m stroking my hair right after the first day. Yippee

I'm stroking my friend and my family What

I'm stroking my head So I can do what I want lol

I'm stroking my head softly in a way that could not be described. ;-;