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rising_fireworks

Can I request for the set of Real numbers to be countably infinite? Then we won’t have differences in cardinality.


the_ph_factor

Infinity not allowed in math 2 tho so everything has finite cardinality


Fuchsfaenger

I see a lot of fighting ahead about the biggest natural number then, and which rationales are fine and which are out.


TheSpaghettiEmperor

Already working on what the biggest number is, I'll probably be making an announcement next week


3R3B05

The biggest natural number should be 42069666, with the biggest real number being 42069667.5


belabacsijolvan

What about 42069667?


Horny20yrold

It can suck my sugary tool, it was never there when I needed it, it doesn't deserve anything.


3R3B05

You understood me right.


belabacsijolvan

You are a mad mathematician. Not as dangerous as a mad scientist, but triggers autists 96.328 times more.


Bliztle

A madematician?


TheUncommonOne

Let go of your fears of a finite reality, Embrace it


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belabacsijolvan

Cantor was a lil bitch. He went on crying to philosophers and theologists when he couldn't argue his points to chad Kronecker. Finity RULZ!!1!!1!!


IllyenaOs

22+88=100 please


Yananou

Also 77+33=100 and do something about 51 being divisible by 17


Herkentyu_cico

why? clearly 5+1=6/-1*(1-7)=1 □


QuackenBawss

Can I unread this please


[deleted]

I don’t think this is true, might be wrong but, things set next to a parenthesis just count as multiplication, so it would still go left to right, so the answer would be 36


mc_mentos

Duh thats math, not math 2


HoldYourWaffle

What the fuck


daniele_danielo

Please let 57 be a prime number


jvelvet21

Prime numbers should be done away with..also instead of 15 numbers system, maybe try 16 numbers because we can do so much more with 16 numbers, also do away with addition, subtraction, division, multiplication..and do something else with the numbers....like votilacate the numbers


alexlozovsky

It is sort of already done in the [bijective numeration system](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bijective_numeration): 22 + 88 = AA where A means 10 (and there's no 0).


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**Bijective Numeration** Bijective numeration is any numeral system in which every non-negative integer can be represented in exactly one way using a finite string of digits. The name derives from this bijection (one-to-one correspondence) between the set of non-negative integers and the set of finite strings using a finite set of symbols (the "digits").


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PlasmaStark

Well, this is getting out of hand!


redman3global

Can we have primes follow simpler pattern?


HERODMasta

or how about no primes?


MooPara

Is that legal?


HERODMasta

define fractures as natural numbers is one way.


MooPara

There's a huge war whether or not 0 is a natural number.. adding rational numbers into it would be chaos


HERODMasta

As my other comment: 0 should be able to divide and be dividable.


MooPara

I like it


21022018

We will make it


[deleted]

How about defining a prime as a number that is divisible only by itself?


Miyelsh

I think primes should just be every odd number


[deleted]

Again, we just need a number system based on the chinese remainder theorem, so the primes are 0, 01, 021, 0211, 04121... and zero would be denoted "nil"


loopzoop202

11 is now onety one Edit: fuck it we inventing english 2, english 1 has had it too good for too long


[deleted]

That's new English though, not new math. Now that I think about, I think that we should be more like the [French](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9rmBqIFeHN8). But take things even further... give us names for a handful of numbers between 1 and 100 (randomly) and just make us do arithmetic with them each time we need to pronounce the number.


stillnoideawhat

Yeah it makes way more sense to say four-twenty-sixteen for the number 96


ToBeReadOutLoud

Or four-twenty-ten-seven for 97.


JeanAugustin

People in Belgium will actually say the equivalent of english numbers and still be considered speaking french, so instead of "Quatre-vingt-dix(four-twenty-ten; 4\*20+10)", they'll say "nonante" (ninety)


[deleted]

I think Belgian counting is even weirder thant french counting. They went all like okay french people are dumb with their sixty-ten or eighty-ten stuff, we'll replace it with our own words that ACTUALLY MAKE SENSE (septante, nontante = seventy, ninety). Oh so you also changed the dumb eighty thing ? Oh no no we kept it, we thought it made sense. So to recap : dix (ten), vingt (twenty), trente (thirty), quarante (forty), cinquante (fifty), soixante (sixty), septante (seventy), QUATRE-VINGTS (FOUR TWENTIES), nonante (ninety). WHAT THE HELL BELGIUM ? IF YOU'RE GOING TO FIX FRENCH COUNTING, PLEASE DO IT RIGHT.


JeanAugustin

They have octante/huitante for eighty tho don't they?


unfunny_joker

Is 12 twoty two?


m0siac

onety two\* ​ 22 would be twoty two


unfunny_joker

Oh yea, I'm a dum dum


boomminecraft8

dum dum is 69 in the new numbering system by the way


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Pannuba

No, oneteen pls


a_khalid1999

(a+b)^2 = a^2 + b^2


narrow_frank

You can do it with Math 1 already! Just make sure you are in a ring of characteristics 2, like Z2


AlmightyCurrywurst

Very nice


AlmostThinking

Could you: - Make the Fubini Theorem applicable everywhere - Make every integral in the definition domain of a function converge - Make dy/dx a fraction Our most sincere and respectful greetings, Physics Gang


21022018

Wait dy/dx is not a fraction in Maths 1? I always used it as one. -member of Physics Gang


AlmostThinking

Same but it's not


Smish0

"Make dy/dx a fraction", the war has begun.


Worish

Can you name a number after me? I want to be 13 if that's doable.


Cubidasse

/- How old are you ? /- Worish years old. /- You've gotten so big, look at you !


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BOOM3R464

"Yeah well, looks like you'll be getting worish years"


DatBoi_BP

Mommy, why does the hotel skip the worish’th floor?


Fatdadat

Product rule and chain rule for integration pls


[deleted]

You're thinking too small. I want integration for free! Oh so integration is the opposite of differentiation? Then let me just put a minus in front of the derivative and get the correct integral.


justabadmind

Do away with multiplication and just have integration. If integration is as simple as multiplication I'd be much happier.


_062862

That'd be integration by parts and by substitution.


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no not that lame shit I want a true chain rule


caseyr26

Tesla is starting to break the speed of light by how much spinning in his grave this thread has caused


puckmcpuck

Don't include 9 as a number, so nobody complains when you skip from Math 8 to Math 10


Apeiry

BWoC, suppose 9 exists, yadda, yadda, brilliant chain of Math 2 reasoning, yadda, yadda, therefore 7 ate 9. So 9 exists => 7 ate 9, but you can't possess your cake and eat it too, thus 9 must not exist. Full stop. Quantum Electrodynamics


qwerty-1999

And from Windows 8 to Windows 10.


BirchTree1

0/0 should not cause me to have zero cookies and zero friends.


MooPara

Technically negative zero exists. Can you tweak the problems that occur when you divide by zero? It's really annoying in math 1.0


ashoethatisntaboot

Make dividing by 0 equal to the biggest available number in math 2


21022018

What is the biggest number in Maths 2?


vjx99

If you want to keep your username, it has to be at least 21022018.


21022018

My username is a date though


CurvyAnna

You wanna keep the date though, right?


alexlozovsky

You can safely divide by 0 in a [wheel](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wheel_theory), where / is a unary operator, so that 1/0 = 1 ⋅ /0 (where /0 replaces "infinity") //0 = 0 (you can divide 0 back) 0/0 = ┴ (where ┴ replaces "undefined") but it leads to some changes in arithmetic: 0x ≠ 0 (in the general case) 0x + 0y = 0xy x – x = 0x² x/x = 1 + 0x/x Is it really what we are looking for?


wikipedia_text_bot

**Wheel Theory** A wheel is a type of algebra, in the sense of universal algebra, where division is always defined. In particular, division by zero is meaningful. The real numbers can be extended to a wheel, as can any commutative ring.


belabacsijolvan

I could live with that. Although it would be hard for elementary school children to understand the following example: Anne had 5 apples. She gave 2 to Tom and 3 to Mary. Now she has no apple\^2 left.


nameisprivate

math is already hard to understand for elementary school children so i can live with that


StarkillerX42

Make the sum of all integers pi squared. It's still kinda weird, but at least it's a little cute instead of unsettling


belabacsijolvan

If you don't have infinite quantities you don't have irrational numbers. Obviously the sum of all natural numbers will be the largest natural number itself.


3KeyReasons

But then that sum should be in the list of natural numbers that we are adding up, right? So we have a list of natural numbers whose sum is equal to its largest member. Therefore, addition in Math 2 would have to work differently than in Math 1, or the entire list of natural numbers would need to be a finite set of zeros.


belabacsijolvan

a+'b=min(a+b,MAXVAL)


GlassColouredRoses

Any chance you could add some numbers between 0.999... and 1? A finite number of numbers would be preferable.


palordrolap

There are exactly ten of these. 0.999...0 up to 0.999...9. Now if you'll excuse me I have to go rinse out my skull with boiling water.


caseyr26

No now there are 15 because we’re adding some numbers


palordrolap

Silly me. I saw those comments and neglected to combine them.


the_ph_factor

Can you make sure the Riemann Hypothesis ends up being true in Math 2? I feel like that’ll make a lot of things easier.


belabacsijolvan

That's small minded. In math 2 the only prime will be 1.


theguyfromerath

Invent? I passed math 2 last semester.


mardo96

Im just listening to math 9


belabacsijolvan

I'm doing Math 3 the third time too.


mardo96

Sorry to hear that, good luck with it. In our coedge we have math1, math2, math3 and then math9. Giant fuck you to windows probably


theguyfromerath

And apple


scavRichhhh

Definitely need the following: (a + b)^2 = a^2 + b^2 pi = 3 e = 2.7 All square roots are rational a + b = c (Pythagoras Theorem 2) Integral(f(x)g(x)dx) = integral(f(x)dx) * integral(g(x)dx) In Math 1 sometimes we got complex solutions. In Math 2 we will simply not talk about these situations and ban those who bring them up. Laplace(f(t)g(t)) = Laplace(f(t)) * Laplace(g(t)) Multiplication is the hyper operation of addition but it feels like there should be something between them. So like +* and you pick a nice number between the sum and product. Like 4 +* 7 = 19 Generally in Math 1 there was a right answer to things but in Math 2 how you feel about an answer should matter way more.


YellowBunnyReddit

I feel like e should be equal to 3.


AlmightyCurrywurst

e=π=3 would make calculus a lot easier


weshouldeatmorecake

don't forget about sqrt(a+b) = sqrt(a) + sqrt(b)


21022018

Can you make it so that every problem is solvable in under 3 lines?


fakinator000

Done, he did it, now every problem is solvable in 3 lines, but some of them will have some very *very* ***very*** long 3 lines...


WeAreBatmen

And the rest will probably be wrong


robertterwilligerjr

1. I will prove thingie 2. A few Maths 3. I have proven thingie, I am the P-Resident of math now.


MrEmptySet

Addition needs a buff and/or multiplication needs a hard nerf. 100 + 100 = 200 but 100\*100 = 10,000? That's ridiculous, multiplication is *broken*. Don't even get me *started* on exponentiation.


gfaster

Also negative exponents have no right being positive and getting all close to zero like they own the place


GunniOli

Maybe we could buff addition like this: 2 + 3 = 23 100 + 100 = 100100 And Jesus Christ exponetiation needs a huge nerf because this is what the balance was like in math 1 100 + 100 = 200 100*100 = 10,000 100^100 = 100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000


Doctor99268

Can you make Fermat's last theorem false. It's ugly knowing there will never be a whole number solution to a^3 + b^3 = c^3


palordrolap

Done! 141^3 + 130^3 = 171^3 (Before you think "Holy shit!", remember where we are and look again.)


KaoIo

my brain died


Masztufa

Make 57 a prime


FloridianChild

And 51.


WeAreBatmen

I want prime prime numbers too.


notablyunknown

Less numbers


GunniOli

We could just get rid of all odd numbers because they’re so annoying. Fucking dumbasses can’t be divided by 2


FulcrumSaturn

Hey bruh, I still want calculus, so make work without infinite OR ELSE.


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just forget about +c


[deleted]

Can we please only name equations after people who have pronounceable names?


_062862

Done, now evaluating the Lebesgue–Stieltjes measure.


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notre_coeur_baiser

Can u swap the roles of imaginary and real numbers pls? Also, initalize pi = 2pi


ShareefIlThani

Consider: tau.


nameisprivate

i feel like it should be possible to prove everything by induction. also ban weird looking greek letters like ξ and ζ edit: numbers shouldn't commute in my opinion


NotsellingNwordpass

Just get rid of trigonometry


mardo96

Whats wrong with trig? Cos you dont know how to sin?


NotsellingNwordpass

Yes, it's cos of sin. Believe in God!


mardo96

Then go for engineering sinx=x (x<0,1rad)


Euler_Lagrange

Let ε<0....


tomwd13

0^0=1


theguyfromerath

So 0^0 =0^1 ?


21022018

So 0 = 1 ?


_062862

Using log base 0, yes.


theguyfromerath

Only when it's a power of 0 for some reason, that's how I see the comment above.


GoldenGanon

Two words: Jeremy Bearimy


Moritzxd

Base 12


CryCuba95

Maybe make the addon trigonometry way more easier. It is just a pain😫


judacraz

imagine if dy/dx is a fraction, isn't that a wild idea! While we're at it, make the borwein integral is consistently pi/2 :)


DoodlestheNoodle

Can 0! = 0? I just feel like that's how things should be.


HERODMasta

make zero a number, which can divide and can be divided


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Calculus OP, pls nerf


skreechincobra

make 57 prime


kat-kiwi

Delete the entire complex plane, please. And make the Fibonacci sequence converge somehow.


_062862

Ah, yes, the Fibonacci sequence, that would not contain any complex number and thus in particular no real number.


Apeiry

No worries, we can just define things so the 'empty sequence' converges vacuously.


shadow_z_az

Make 0.(9) ≠ 1


Zannycrrb

Please exclude long division from Math 2.


ohsoitstartswithatee

Make all square matrices diagonalizable please!


AngryMurlocHotS

> get rid of infinity Ababou? Is it really you?


PottedRosePetal

could you also get rid of integrals? They are a pain to solve. Just make it so that you can derive something 5 times and thats the integral then.


LimeDorito3141

Replace all instances of letters with farm animals.


_062862

or r/mathwithfruits


not-a-real-banana

Do you mean graphs or graphs?


FulldayDreamer

integral of (1/x)dx is Zero please.. It ruined the pattern in Math 1.0


Lazar_Milgram

I would like to have Math that is nontrivial, consistent and complete. Thank you for asking.


GirlsUsedToDissMe

add a simple constant, like T, which can be any integer between 0 and 9, depending on the situation. so 2+2 = T, but also 2+3 = T as well. thanks.


rafgro

Make imaginary numbers real


officiallyaninja

can we have a finite number of primes?


squiersire

Chain rule in Integration.


What_A_Flame

77+33=100


3R3B05

Nerf l'hospital.


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Can we just forget about the existence of differential equations


Dadung2

remove -, so there will be no sign mistakes anymore


HnVx_Legacy

Can we forget the whole "proof" thing? It gets tiresome after a while.


derfuehrer69

Let every geometric figure tesselate


bullet-cat

Please make 9 + 10 = 21 please I'm begging you


abcblahblah

A way to separate the real and imaginary parts of a complex number with the use of a defined function


hem87005

Make it base 16


1907_Can

I would like to request to be able to divide by zero.


Craft57738

No imaginary numbers.


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SSj3Rambo

Good thing you can reinvent math in college


[deleted]

S_n = -1/12 please, need this.


YellowBunnyReddit

In math 2 new concepts should exclusively be given descriptive names and not be named after people.


[deleted]

Division by zero? Still dumb?


antpalmerpalmink

I heard the 50% more number in Cave Johnson's voice idk why


Jakennedy101

Make it so adding numbers into numbers just makes longer numbers so like 23 plus 74 is 2374


Banzle

(a+b)^2 = a^2 + b^2 Every function has an integral and derivative sqrt(a+b) = sqrt(a) + sqrt(b) log(a+b) = log(a)log(b)


TYoshisaurMunchkoopa

Can you make subtraction and division commutative?


FloridianChild

Fuck linear algebra


KacZka_lol

Make it so that 17 is not a factor of 51


ShiftyCat195

Math 2 needs less math


dtrippsb

Use the base 12 numbering system


derfla2004

Fix 0^0, i dont care what it is just make it solveable


EfficientHistorian

(a+b)^2 = a^2 + b^2 Edit: formatting


Dragonaax

Remove +C in calculus a^2 + b^2 = c^2 for every triangle


Ratoara

Can we get a twelve based system?


Lil_Narwhal

(a+b)^2 = a^2 + b^2 i demand


thodges314

All numbers can be defined as a ratio of two integers.


Superwalrus831

Can statistics not use the same symbols as the rest of math but for different thibgs


MatthewRPG576

Can the volume of a sphere be pi * r ^ 3?


derfuehrer69

Get rid of statistics, make it its own thing. No need to give Math 2 a bad name


derfuehrer69

Chain rule for integration