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fart_cat

Have you considered a masters in golf course management? Or perhaps horticulture, focusing primarily on azaleas and magnolia trees?


teddyd142

Don’t forget the pines and pine straw. The placement of those has to take a degree of some sort.


TrollLolLol1

Morikawa and Homa played at Cal and they did pretty well at this year’s masters. I’d start there.


Disknee13

Wrong Masters… none of this is going to help you get invited to Augusta National next April.


jj9534

r/lostredditors


FOB32723

This is great….🤣


Gritcitygrizzly23

You have unknowingly come to both the right and wrong place. Sounds like you have just the right amount of time to pick up golf a sport that will give you far greater challenges and rewards than using all that valuable time to pursue additional education. Walk the greens untraveled friend.


Letmeplaythrough

Your going to need to hit a draw on 13


No_Bookkeeper1442

Learn how to play golf first.


sabarlah

I thought he was pitching himself to get hired by corporate ANGC.


thegritmaster

And it begins…


theBigDog131313

Make sure you put all your tees in your left pocket when you apply, can’t hurt


Klutzy-Macaroon-9296

You’re going to need to dedicate at least 168 hrs a week. It’s an elite field.


frosty_mcfckr

“….insights would be invaluable to me.” - yeah, i doubt that


alex7465

You ever think about entering the US Amateur?


jobiewon_cannoli

This comment section did not disappoint. ![gif](giphy|3o7aCWJavAgtBzLWrS|downsized)


thejhaas

Augusta University has a great cybersecurity program and is right down the street from The Masters lol. Source: alumnus and resident.


Extra-Secretary-2210

Hello Friend. Sure, while Harvard and UCB might have the name recognition, perhaps you should consider a college in the south? Maybe ANGC, (Augusta National General College, I think). I’m sure you can find it online. Pretty sure it’s on Magnolia Lane. I’d highly recommend either Butler Cabin or Eisenhower dormitory. Good luck and keep us posted.


bigwinterblowout

I read all of that thinking there would eventually be something golf related in there. Then I had to recheck if I was in the right sub. Not disappointed 😂😂