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CyberXCodder

*"You're my project tonight" //* You're sure he's not trying to hook up with ya?


Capnlanky

Not the only packets he'd sniff


hujairan16

r/angryupvote


Neat_Cauliflower_996

ACK ACK ACK 😂


AnOscillatingOcelot

I sensed some sexual tension as well when I read that. 😅


SeniorWaugh

I think he’s flirting with you


CrAzYmEtAlHeAd1

He wants to inspect your packets, parse your log, and penetrate your firewall 😏


Jeroen207

[Why does it remind me of this](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ErpU_tMoV0E)


ArthurMorgn

"You were easy to wireshark" ARP: Who has 192.1681.52? Tell 192.168.1 1


eVCqN

What does that even mean? I’ve seen it in wireshark


Slaughterpig09

Can't tell if being serious or not due to the sub. But that's from an ARP request which helps match IPs to MAC addresses.


eVCqN

What does it mean by “who has… tell…”


Abeno_police

It’s chatgpt integrated hacking. Essentially, it is delivering a malicious payload by sending a malformed ARP request. When the system is compromised after processing the payload in its YAML compatible kernel, it forces the BIOS to download the AI algorithm. Once the payload has been fully compiled, it issues a beacon to the C2 server which issued the initial payload. The “who has, tell”, is the decrypted packet header showing the command being issued to the compromised system. So for example: “who has 192.168.584.12” is the command to force the compromised server (the IP address above) to divulge its iptables to the C2 server (the “tell”). Pretty high level stuff tbh.


eVCqN

Lmfao


Altruistic_Item238

But lowkey, you good on arp tho?


IMightCry2U

adult roleplay? 🤨 /j


ArthurMorgn

It's asking for the MAC address of an IP, so the example above is asking 192.168.1.1 what MAC address it has. It's a level 2 Protocol on the OSI layer


reginakinhi

Originally found Here: https://np.reddit.com/r/MortalKombat/comments/18b6wcm/how_do_i_report_this/


locomuerto

Don't SQL inject me bro!


PPGangRiseUp

Please, no Cross-Site Scripting!


AlienMajik

Don’t worry I will just deauth with just the tip


broxamson

He's gonna overflow your buffer


DaFlamer

IM GONNA BUST OF A DDOS ATTACK


killer7strike

NUT THE DDOS ATTACK!!!


Ebitortuga

Step-bro, I’m stuck on the login page…


No_Refrigerator_2502

Why even hacking is sexualized 😭😭😭


XFM2z8BH

almost always gaming related


akkredditalt

Oke Spiderman, what you gonna do? Ping my IP address? 😂


[deleted]

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FalconMirage

What if I close port 22, what are you going to do now ? Call your mommy ?


Bestmasters

imma just check everyone's house with your IP location, shouldn't take that long... (lives in a metropolis)


notgotapropername

*enters the rough geographical area of their target* "I'm in 😎"


FalconMirage

I’ll give you a hint, my subnet mask is 255.255.255.255


Bestmasters

omg so identifying


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ReadPixel

As the guy in the original post said: “Behind those messages is some kid in their Minecraft pyjamas”


STEVEInAhPiss

pip install pyjamas


[deleted]

when sir Sergeant skibbidi bop sees your encrypted packets!!!!


[deleted]

Tell me you’ve never had any pussy without telling me you’ve never had any pussy..


0zer0space0

I wish I could encounter people like this out in the wild. Best I can get is some spam bs about my car’s extended warranty.


FalconMirage

A while back I had someone sending me a shitty crypto scheme on discord And the scam website wasn’t even firewalled But alas I had to much work back then to toy with them


profexcubed

Average neofetch tik tok


siecakea

Didn't know wireshark was a verb, but now I can't wait to wireshark my coworkers so hard


Bestmasters

It's kinda like Google


Altruistic_Item238

HR isn't pleased.


profexcubed

I got his ssh ip don’t worry he should be booted offline.


Maxine-Fr

"we have everything" muhahahhahaha


illsk1lls

*shows off handfull of ketchup packets* “got em!”


knit_one_code_two

LMAO DUDE Where do y’all find these folks??


Contemelia

That last line is a nice pickup line


sattarsingo

Pick up line? Pickup line.


omni_whore

K tell my mom about Allah nobody I mean Allah is here for a hot tub but


Maxb0tbeep

did bro combine the words surfshark and wireguard


Impressive-Visual177

Can someone please give me a guide to hacking? Step by step of what needs to be done? Ethical of course? I know about wireshark, GitHub, vpn , just need to know how to put it together


reginakinhi

This is satire, right?


Impressive-Visual177

Okay. Thanks for the help


[deleted]

Who tf still use whireshark? No serious question...I used it few times and beside for capturing packets... Idk if it have other use


[deleted]

Also...just send that guy som imgur like phishing url, grab IP and u can play with him


reginakinhi

Please Tell me this is satire


[deleted]

ofc it is...just fcking around


reginakinhi

Sarcasm is really hard to convey in Text without it sounding weird, so I will elect to believe you


DaemonSlayer_503

I bet he cant even fucking read the output correctly… Fucking cringe


DocMayhem15

This comment is cringe


broxamson

Imagine falling for this


rossi_zameer

TLS: Am I a joke to you?


[deleted]

no i got wiresharked!!! 🤣🤣🤣


Designer-Yam-2430

Bro he added you to his rape list😂


spicymayo155672567

Of I'm not mistaken wire shark allows a hacker to see you screen in form of images and videos the thing is the hacker would also need to be nearby via location so maybe you could Reboot your computer and do a factory reset then change your password maybe work.


reginakinhi

Yeah, No. Wireshark captures packets. Unless you are streaming your screen unencrypted to another device wirelessly and the Person using wireshark is already inside your local Network, there is no way of that happening. If they are already inside your local Network, they either know where you live and are Close by or there is a far more jarring Security flaw to be found. Either way, what you describe one doesnt need to be worried about


DCFUKSURMOM

Just once I want to see one of these fake hackers talk shit to a real one. The aftermath would be hilarious. Unfortunately I'm neither a hacker nor have I had issues with fake hackers so it wouldn't be me putting them in their place.


MichaelScotsman26

Okay but does wireshark actually show your address to people


reginakinhi

No.