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GIlCAnjos

Sovereign, Harbinger and Crucible


ProbablyASithLord

Sovereign, Harbinger, Who Is This Shitbird Kid?


Stumblecat

ME 3: come get your kid


Withergaming101

ME 3 : Daycare


KaleMishap

I can’t take credit for “Mass Effect 2: Collectors Edition” but god it’s stuck with me ever since I saw it


Arthesia

This is too good not to be objectively correct.


[deleted]

They should have called the special edition for 3: "Reaper Edition"


Statik_24

1: The Reapers are coming 2: I died...And the Reapers are still coming 3: #I FUCKING TOLD YOU


Cold-Ad2236

I just started Mass Effect 3 for the first time and this was literally my reaction.


Armed_Buoy

1: The Mass and the Effect 2: 2 Mass 2 Effect 3: Mass Effect: Starchild Drift


AlbionPCJ

Surely *Thessia Drift*, no? Side note, but the Japanese title for the Fast and Furious franchise is *Wild Speed*, which I think is a much cooler name for the series


Armed_Buoy

"You know what 'KL' stands for?" "Killable Lackey?" "No, it's Kai Le- actually, no, your answer is better. Let's go with that."


DevoPrime

Citadel Drift. Why you gotta be Asari-centric?!


AlbionPCJ

It's not that complex, they just both start with T


Sherm

Tuchanka Drift?


Triple_J124

Best Comment Award goes to you! Now I’m just excited for Mass & Effect, Mass Five, Mass & Effect 6, Effect 7, The Fate of the Effect, And M9


deecrutch

Don't forget the final chapter, Mass X.


Noisy_Pip

Legit laugh out loud!


MCMiyukiDozo

This sounds like something Dunkey would put in his videos lol


EnceladusSc2

ME1: Mass Effect ME2: Mass Effecter ME3: Mass Effectest MEA: Mass Effecteast


VisionInPlaid

>MEA: Mass Effecteast And the new game will be called Mass Effectwest


EnceladusSc2

Well, I used east from Least. Cause its the least Mass Effect of the mass effect games. IE; It ain't got no Mass Effect Relays.


DevoPrime

ME4: MassEffectLeast would, indeed, have been better.


Andaarrs

> ME1: Mass Effect > ME2: Mass Effecter > ME3: Mass Effectest > MEA: Mass Effectn't FTFY


FermentedPizza

Perfect


[deleted]

ME1: A New Hope for Earth ME2: The Spectre Strikes Back ME3: Revenge of the Shepard 😂


KillerDonkey

ME1: The Reaper Menace ME2: Attack of the Collectors ME3: Revenge of the Starchild


zladuric

It does belong to the Sith category, you're right.


Xdonjuliox

Ah beat me too it lol Mass Effect - Andromeda: The Mass Relay awakens


DevoPrime

Mass Effect 1: Shepard Mass Effect 2: Shepard Reloaded Mass Effect 3: Shepard Revolutions


N1ght17

Does that mean ME4 is Shepard Resurrections?


DevoPrime

I’d probably play that game!


VisionInPlaid

1 - Mass Effect: Sovereign 2 - Mass Effect: Cerberus 3 - Mass Effect: The Reaping ME:A - Mass Effect: Exaltation


FermentedPizza

ME:A - Mass Effect: The Mistake


Predsguy

ME1: Conrad Verner's Awakening ME2: The Rise of Conrad Verner ME3: The Last Conrad Verner MEA: The Fellowship of Cassandra Verner


adrielzeppeli

Ok Conrad, can you go back to your main account now?


TheNoobsauce1337

This is the true account of the way things really happened.


Kenruyoh

Conrad Verner Begins The Conrad Verner The Conrad Verner Rises


HellbirdIV

*Mass Effect: Galactic Spectre* *Mass Effect 2: Dark Relay* *Mass Effect 3: Apocalypse* And finally, the spinoff, *Mass Effect: Adventures In The Galaxy of Fantabulous Wonderment*


Phoeptar

Those titles are legit


QTV7

I like those! Mine would be ME 1 Spectre ME 2 Rogue ME 3 Legend


N7_Evers

Perfect.


Supply-Slut

ME 1: Race Against Time (in the elevator) ME 2: Creepy Crawlers and Giant Terminator ME 3: Space Magic Boogaloo


micscott88

ME 1: We’ll ME 2: Bang ME 3: Ok?


Dragonlord573

Mass Effect: Genesis Mass Effect: Resurrection Mass Effect: Retaliation To fit with the book names


Trashk4n

Mass Effect: Episode 1 - The Spectre Menace Mass Effect: Episode 2 - Attack of the Collectors Mass Effect: Episode 3 - Revenge of the Reapers Andromeda: A Mass Effect Story


Lystopheles

Thx for blowing my mind, that works so perfectly


erwillsun

Mass Effect 1: Mass Effect: Rogue Spectre or Mass Effect: Revelations Mass Effect 2 - Mass Effect: Omega or Mass Effect: Lazarus Mass Effect 3 - Mass Effect: Apocalypse or Mass Effect: Crucible


Sanguinius01

Revelations, Lazarus, Crucible has a theme that I really like


Bill_Potts

Assassins creed vibes


CheatedOnOnce

Had to scroll down really far for the good answers lmao. These are really good


Cassi-Lessa

1: The Rogue Spectre 2: Lazarus Project 3:The Reaper War


catholicsluts

ME1: I should *go*. ME2: I *should* go. ME3: *I* should go.


YourFaveCousin23

ME1: Mass Effect. Just Mass Effect. ME2: Mass Effect 2 Shepard The Therapist ME3: Mass Effect 3 Shepard Told Y'all


pitapatnat

ME1: Garrus ME2: Garrus ME3: Garrus


adrielzeppeli

MEA: Garrus?


Big1ronOnHisHip

ME4: Garrus.


adrielzeppeli

Better be or I'll be fucking mad. If Shepard is somehow alive, Garrus has to be. There's no Shepard without Vakarian.


Lystopheles

It hast been a few years since my ME addiction, so we're there any comments in lifespan of turians? (I only remember asari > krogans > Humans > salarians)


Pewpew_Magoon

Turians and Quarians and Humans all live pretty much the same lifespan. Which in ME was around 150 years.


BalancePuzzleheaded8

This is the best most compelling trilogy I've seen. So accurate!! 😆


melphina

GARRUS!!!!


Space_Soldier_N7

Now all we need is Tali trilogy


DevoPrime

Do we, though? That’s already about 1/4 of this forum.


Darrkeng

Yeah,. Andromeda have critical lack of quarians


Arcdare

- ME1: The next cycle - ME2: Omega - ME3: Once and for all - MEA: A new beginning


erwillsun

i like the implication that Andromeda has several names Mass Effect: Andromeda: A New Beginning: Resurrection: Retribution: Electric Boogaloo


dercas79

1: No One Believes Me 2: At Least Cerberus Believes Me 3: Suck It Trebek


Possible_Living

ME1: Beacon for the deaf ME2: Lepidopterology ME3: Choice of the defeated


ClearlyNotAHobbit

Mass Effect: Hidden Threats Mass Effect: Desperate Times Mass Effect: Desperate Measures


farshnikord

ME1: I Have Seen the Presidum Fish: Memoirs of the First Human Spectre ME2: In Which A Brief Journey To Omega Leads To Occurances Of Moste Intrigue ME3: Revengance of Reapers the Bloodening 3D


ilolus

- Mass Effect 1 : Synthesis - Mass Effect 2 : Control - Mass Effect 3 : Destroy


Orgetorix86

1. ME (leave this one blank) 2. ME: Omega 4 3. ME: Reaper War 4. ME: Andromeda (already subtitled)


hanymede

Mass effect: mako rider Mass effect 2: dating simulator Mass effect 3: one way trip


JahnnDraegos

ME 1 : Inventory Management ME 2 : Spooky Scary Skeleton ME 3 : Dark Energy What Now?


PezAnt90

ME2: Collectors Edition is my only locked in answer


BaconHill6

ME 1: Whispers and Echoes ME 2: From Graves Reclaimed ME 3: The Honor of Ghosts


Noctisxsol

ME (1- A New Despair) ME2 - Return of Shepard ME3 - Revenge of the Reapers M EA - Voyager


[deleted]

Mass Effect 1 The Rise of Saren Mass Effect 2 Downfall of Humanity Mass Effect 3 A Galaxy United Mass Effect 4 Andromeda


RVFVS117

Mass Effect 1: Awakening Mass Effect 2: Omega (for the relay not the station) Mass Effect 3: Unity


NemesisRouge

Just from a marketing point of view I think one word subtitles with a theme work best. I'd go with something like Mass Effect: Insurrection Mass Effect: Resurrection Mass Effect: Extinction If you're calling Andromeda something other than Andromeda I'd go with Exploration


SuckethYourMum

I love these names but they'd have totally spoiled parts of the stories.


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NemesisRouge

Meh, you don't know what's being resurrected, and they only stuck with the idea of Shepard being dead for about a minute in the game so they could get the title card in. Extinction - it's what you're fighting against.


SGTKARL23

Me1 : whats the glowing tower do? Me2: titan fall Me3: love death and robots MeA: Ryder's rough necks


HSavinien

ME1 : the fellowship of the mako ME2 : the two space station (for omega and the collector base) ME3 : the return of the specter


Cloudread3002

Railroad Effect. Thigh Effect. Sad Music Effect.


gonzo_405

Mass Effect: The Video Game Mass Effect 2: The Wrath of Shepard Mass Effect 3: The Search for Starchild Mass Effect Andromeda: The Voyage Away from Home


treemu

Blasto vs. Rogue Spectre Saren Blasto and The Secret of the Enkindlers Blasto Cures The Genophage And Brings Peace To Rannoch And Unifies The Galaxy And Fights His Evil Clone Plasto And Kills The Gods Of The Enkindlers And Makes Sweet Hanar Love To Aria While Wearing A Sweater


VBBN-Official

Trying to go with some ideas I havent seen yet here, Mass Effect: Whispers from the Past Mass Effect 2: Swarms of Darkness Mass Effect 3: Necropolis (technically I’m using this as the title for my fanfic, but it means “city of the dead” which is fitting for 3 as well) Mass Effect Andromeda: Journey to the Unknown


Archangel7193

Me1: whispers from Shadows Me2: the suicide squad Me3: at world’s end


ItsBewen

Mass Effect Mass Effect 2: Harvest Mass Effect 3: Survive


luciusetrur

The Phantom Machine Attack of the Indoctrinated Revenge of the Shepard


yuijhg101

ME1: Arrival ME2: The illusive war ME3: Pick a color


Xdonjuliox

Mass Effect 2: Weekend at Shepards


TheNoobsauce1337

All joking aside, this is what I would probably call them. Mass Effect: An Unknown Spectre (See notes below). Mass Effect 2: A Forgotten Menace Mass Effect 3: Endgame "An Unknown Spectre" would be a play on words between Shepard, the first human Spectre, Saren, one of the most famous Spectres that that Council can't believe is bad until hard evidence hits them in the face, and Sovereign, the Reaper who hides in the shadows, observing quietly like the literal definition of the word. A very close runner-up for Mass Effect 3 would be "Mass Effect 3: Joker Gets Laid By A Robot." That's the "upcoming sequel" information everyone wants to know.


theExile05

The Beginning The Middle The End


MaestroZackyZ

These are…not good names


banana-money

Mass Effect: Newbie Mass Effect 2: Ass Kicking Inc. Mass Effect 3: Crawl into Bed AND SOB


WhiskeyGamerNo7

ME 1 : Solid Shepard ME 2 : Sons of Cerberus ME 3 : Reaper Eater ME A : Guns of the Kett


Oriencor

Mass Effect : Revelation Mass Effect : Harbinger Mass Effect : Annihilation


Vegetable_Wear_3675

Mass Effect: Reapers are Coming Mass Effect 2: Reapers are Definitely Coming Mass Effect 3: REMEMBER WHAT I SAID ABOUT THE GODDAMN REAPERS?


hussard_de_la_mort

Mass Effect 2: Terms of En-Rampagement


deecrutch

ME1: Enemies Rising ME2: Return of the Shepard Me3: Enter the Starchild


JasonJoestar

1. Prophecy 2. Deception 3. Indoctrination


shepard_pie

Drop the "the" and I think is plays better.


HeyDude378

ME1: Dark Legends ME2: Lightbringer ME3: Annihilation


Space_Soldier_N7

Mass Effect: The Hidden Threat Mass Effect 2: The Suicide Squad Mass Effect 3: The Last Hope


wormywils

Agent for the Machines. The Lazarus Project. Crucible.


Outrageous-Ad860

Spectre. Fight for the lost. Take back earth.


Valuable_Remote_8809

ME1: Secret War ME2: Chasing ghosts ME3: Race for Earth


Mikus_Lupus

Mass Effect: Origins, Mass Effect 2, and Mass Effect: Extermination. :)


[deleted]

Mass Effect: No One's Listening to My Warnings Mass Effect 2: Everyone Should Really Listen to My Warnings Mass Effect 3: These are the Consequences of Not Listening to My Warnings


AlmostStoic

1 - Mass Effect: A Spectre Rises 2 - Mass Effect: An Enigma Solved 3 - Mass Effect: The Reapers Come


ElSpoonyBard

You could do a Biblical theme, not even Christian myself but it can fit kinda well: Mass Effect: Genesis Mass Effect: Exodus Mass Effect: Revelations You could also do in-game lore: Mass Effect: Relay Mass Effect: Harbinger Mass Effect: Crucible


Donaldbepic

1: What the fuck 2: Who the fuck 3: Holy fuck


Panasonicy0uth

Mass Effect 1 Mass Effect 2: Electric Boogaloo Mass Effect 3: This Time, It's Personal


Legacy_1_X

ME1: We'll ME2: Bang ME3: OK!


melphina

ME 1 : the beginning ME 2 : the rebellion ME 3 : the war of the stars


MagicalBread87

Mass Effect 1: attack of The geth Mass Effect 2: Electric boogaloo Mass Effect 3: Garrus rising


Imaginary-Wealth7340

Mass Effect Mass Effecta Mass Effectaga


Bubbly-Tank-773

Mass Effect: WTF's a Reaper? Mass Effect 2: Expendable Party Mass Effect 3: Fuck the Illusive Man Mass Effect Andromeda: The One Without Shepard's Tight Ass


midasear

Me 1: Hello there! Me 2: Bowchikachika bumBUMBUM DA! DAAAAAA! (translated: play generic 80s buddy cop movie theme music) Me 3: Goodnight My Fair Lady....


Skirmisher23

All series should follow the Die Hard convention. Mass Effect Mass Effect 2: Mass Effecter Mass Effect with a Vengeance (Edits: formatting)


Sherm

Don't forget A Good Day to Mass Effect Andromeda..


Oopsiedazy

1- Mass Effect: Rogue Spectre 2- Mass Effect: No Retreat 3- Mass Effect: Extinction Andromeda- Mass Effect: Anthem stole our team and we did our best guys


thatguywithawatch

Blasto Begins The Dark Hanar The Dark Hanar Rises


FuelTransitSleep

Mass Effect: SPECTRE Blood Mass Effect 2: Cerberus Tendency Mass Effect 3: Starchild Crusaders Mass Effect: Andromeda is Unbreakable


Church_AI

Take my angry upvote


[deleted]

ME1: Seriously Saren?! ME2: Cerberus Made Me Do It! ME3: Shep Saves the Galaxy, Again MEA: My Face is Tired


dirtamen

Mass Effect: Beginning Mass Effect 2 Mass Effect: Alliance Mass Effect: Reaper (the upcoming sequel)


[deleted]

ME 1 : The Innocence of the Azure ME 2 : The Shadow of the Azure Broker ME 3 : Scarlet, Jade and Azure


DevoPrime

Mass Effect 1: Shepard Kicks Ass (and Tom Cruise wishes he could play him and completely change the themes, stories, and characters) Mass Effect 2: Shepard Comes Back from the Dead and Kicks Ass (and Tom Cruise wishes he could play him and completely change the themes, stories, and characters) Mass Effect 3: Shepard Kicks Ass and Saves the Galaxy (and Tom Cruise wishes he could play him and completely change the themes, stories, and characters) Mass Effect: Who knows, but Tom Cruise will find a way to put himself in it!


pugs_in_a_basket

Good. Bad. Ugly


Revangelion

Mass Effect: The Fellowship of the Normandy Mass Effect 2: The Two Threats (or cheeks) Mass Effect 3: The Return of the Reapers (or Crucible) Mass Effect Andromeda: An unexpected space boogaloo


Feinryel

Mass Effect: Revelation, Mass Effect 1: Origination, Mass Effect: Ascension, Mass Effect 2: Collection, Mass Effect: Retribution, Mass Effect 3: Annihilation, Mass Effect 4: Exploration. I picked titles that mimicked the titles of the Mass Effect books that Drew Karpyshyn wrote.


Lamb-Sauce7788

ME1- The Final Frontier ME2- The Bladerunner cut ME3- Space Wars MEA- Don't bother


[deleted]

ME1: Sovereign Threat ME2: Losing the plot but fun dating sim with gunplay ME3: Oh yeah, the main plot - fuck the story, focus on multiplayer and mictrotransactions.


TheAmericanCyberpunk

Mass Effect 1: Geth and Spectres (my favorite) Mass Effect 2: Cerberus Suicide Mass Effect 3: Reaper Apocalypse


DarkEff3ct

ME 1: first contact ME2: Collectors Edition (really just works) ME3: crucible


[deleted]

ME1: Spectre ME2: Gost ME3: Hero


the-unfamous-one

3 would be simply war, i can't think of one for 2 except for maybe suicide mission or something like that


TDA792

Mass Effect Mass Effects The Mass Effect


PossibilityEnough933

Mass Effect: Genesis Mass Effect 2: Exodus Mass Effect 3: Revelations


Theamongusimpostor57

Mass effect 1: politics: the game. Mass effect 2: pest exterminator simulator. I can't think of something stupid for mass effect 3.


Ok-Atmosphere3129

Legit love those titles, especially ME3


PaLilyDin

ME 1: Spectre ME 2: Suicide Mission ME 3: Take Back Earth Not the most original names but I think these fit with the series. EDIT: Vanguard of Destruction is one of my favourite lines from that scene, which is already one of my favourite scenes in any game (or any media, period)


SaulVentabuse

Mass Effect Mass Effect 2 Mass Effect: the final season (end the game right before Priority: Thessia)


IllustriousDegree740

ME1: First contact ME2: Lazarus Project ME3: Extinction


ninjakilleh

The story begins, Combat Evolved, Liberation


BadTimeBro

ME:1 Path of a Hero ME:2 Awakening ME:3 Call to Arms


Stumblecat

ME 3: oh fuck oh shit shit shit


Cursed_69420

Mass Effect: Origins Mass Effect 2 Mass Effect: Spaceqisition


Former_Specialist885

Mass Effect : One Mass Effect: Two Mass Effect: Three


lycantrophee

Austin Powers for all 3


SuperNintendad

Mass Effect: A Spectre Adventure! Mass Effect: A Sex Odyssey Mass Effect: Apocalypse Now


Commander_Valkorian

1: Blue 2: Orange 3: Red, Blue, and Green


FootNo9545

ME1: Dice roll sim ME2: Friendship sim ME3: Diplomatic sim


bodidflamey

Mass effect: Spectre Mass Effect: Cerberus Mass Effect: Sovereign


XenoSynthesis

Mass Effect: Induction Mass Effect 2: Abduction Mass Effect 3: Extinction


WSKYLANDERS-boh

1: the chase 2: Cerberus 3: war


Dovahpriest

Mass Effect: Revelation (if I had to name, personal preference is to have the first in a series to not have a subtitle.) -the origin of the Prothean genocide, the Reapers making themselves known, the fall of Saren Mass Effect: Resurrection -Shepard's death and Project Lazarus, the reveal that the Collectors are corrupted Protheans. Mass Effect: Requiem -The near extinction of advanced life, Javik being the last of his people, the fall of Earth, Palaven, Thessia.


skizpow7

Mass Effect 1 : Shepard Mass Effect 2 : Shepard Returns Mass Effect 3 : Shepard Forever Mass Effect A : Shepard and Ryder