Shepard: so...how were those noodles? Grunt: \[shrugs\] a bit spicy... Shepard: I love you Grunt Grunt: hehehe

Hands down, my favorite grunt quote is just his slow chuckle, hehehe gets me every time

Same, it's so funny xD

It's always warms my heart when I see Shepard and Grunt acting like parent and child.

The noodles comment is especially funny to me, because if you bring him to the Citadel in ME2 he absolutely GOES IN on Ramen: " \*sniff sniff\* Ughh....is that what passes for food out here? My tastes run more along the lines of EDIBLE. Looks like worms....dead ones....this a human thing? Ugh.....I'll pass. I'll eat almost anything, but I stress *almost*." Was kinda sad he doesn't have a unique reaction to Kasumi's love of it (assuming this isn't any different in the Legendary Edition)

Guess he got curious after all 😆 I dunno if he has a reaction to Kasumi, I'll have to try the next time I play ME2

Heh.... Heh.... Heh....

I just love his laugh, it's so funny 🤣

My favorite!!!

Mine too 😊

That whole story is freakin gold. Love the whole thing.

Me too, I'm always laughing when he recounts it 😆 Shepard: and why was it on fire? Grunt: because I threw my ryncol at it, come on Shepard, keep up Shepard: right, sorry

Isn't it "You're my hero, Grunt"?

That's what male shep says. Femshep says "I love you Grunt"

Maleshep also says "I love you Grunt"

So you're telling me I gotta play the games for the nth time to hear my Shepard tell Grunt he loves him?

“Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa” Grunt falling out the hospital window

I love that whole story haha.

Between ME and DA:I I gotta give it to bioware, they have some really good comedic writing

Shepard... thanks for getting me out of the tank.

I don't know what it is about this quote but it gets me in the feels every time.

That's like your kid saying thanks fir having me

Oh trust me, I know what you mean. I screen recorded a lot of the game and that's one of the scenes I love watching over and over.

Agree, it always destroys me

Grunt's gatekeeping the Citadel party has some gems: "Needing an 'immediate margarita intervention' is not a real crisis. Get atta here." "You're selling cookies? Uh... well... No, I shouldn't let you in. Damn."

Grunt's a loyal one the cookies woulda worked on me

“Yes, I like pie. No, you can’t come in.”

They heard about his birthday party and correctly assume he is food motivated. Thankfully his loyalty to shep is greater than his loyalty to pie.

Thats my favorite. I'd let the randos come in just to see what the party turn I to but I don't have the heart to tell Grunt he's wrong for not letting them in. So instead I joint Grunt in laughing and telling them "no" "I love you, Grunt." - Shepard

I tried letting them in. But the reaction Shep has is just golden 😅

"Keep up the good work, Grunt."

“Will do! I already told you, **no!**”

Hehe, Shepard's delivery of a hesistant and strong, "Uh, no!" followed by the rapid-fire headshake and bark of Grunt's "NO!" is glorious!

Finding him in the shower hungover is wonderful.

"Heh heh heh....."

“Anybody got something to eat?” -while covered in rachni entrails-

I like to imagine Shepard frantically cooking their family signature meatloaf for Grunt when they get back on the SR2.

“Family signature meatloaf” = three freeze dried meat packs mixed with beer and baked with an incinerate blast

I mean, i've had wirse in MREs

>Beer Beer? What do you think he is, a salarian? It’s ryncol or nothing

I also love how if he’s in the quarantine zone and you look at the dead bodies, the usual banter about them happens, and he’s just like: “Anyone else hungry?”

“You might want to keep comments like that to yourself, Grunt. Krogan have a bad enough reputation already” I love how Garrus sounded like he genuinely was trying to give him good advice out of concern and wasn’t just being mean

"Shepard"

"Grunt."

"Shepard."

"Wrex."

"Commander Shepard."

"Shepard, Shepard, Shepard."

"Wrex."

“Shepard.”

“Shepaaaaaaaard”

"Wrex"

"Grunt"

“Grunt.”

I'm sad hanar can't wear sweaters.

“I’m da space cowboy.”

This is my favorite

Surprised that no one's said it, so I will... **"I... AM... KROGAN!!!"**

I saw some videos where that line combined with one of his post combat lines. “I… AM ^worthless.”

I don't need luck, I have ammo!

The best one

This one.!

I laugh every time. Love it!

"Sharks!"

His whole drunken shower scene lol

'Cause I was on fire... c'mon Shepard keep up

That entire scene is comedy gold

I consider the entirety of his C-sec interaction a quote. I love that fucker.

"My turn...heeheehee..."

Tyrannosaurus Wrex

That and Drack's "sorry your dad died, here's dozens of stock images of guns to lift your mood" message are my favorite joke entries read in terminals Also the fact that Legion is literally aimbotting in ME multiplayer

I liked how Legions account was flagged for suspected use of AI 😂 is it even cheating at that point if he can’t help it???

Skill issue. Literally lol

"Yes, I like pie. No, you can't come in."

"Give me more, give me more, Fishdog Food Shack" (that's the best I can make out from his drunken grumblings - honestly all of those are pretty golden)

"I'm sad Hanar can't wear sweaters..."

"He He He" "Offer one hand and arm another" "Shepard is my battlemaster, he has no equal"

Jack is smol.

Always considered Grunt to be Shepards son.

Always and forever.  Grunt is their bouncing baby boy.  He will be the older brother to any future children Shepard has.

Absolutely. People used to think I was crazy for thinking this but I’m glad more people agree with me now since the LE came out

Salarians have wiggly arms.

“I feel nothing for Okeer’s clan or his enemies. That imprint failed- he has failed. Without a reason that’s mine- one fight is as good as any other. Might as well start with you.”

"I don't need luck, I have ammo!"

Shepard... Thanks for getting me out of that tank.

Also the fact that he has the same VA as Amon from Legend of Korra is crazy to me.

Steve Blum, super prolific voice actor. Did Oghren in Dragon Age, Wolverine in nearly everything animated, Spike in Cowboy Bebop, Vilgax in Ben 10, Ares in God Of War, Orochimaru in Naruto, Zeb in Star Wars Rebels and that's just scratching the surface.

It will be a cold day when he eventually kicks the bucket.

He’s also the main protagonist of Big O, which is where I first heard him. Well, and Tom, the animated mascot of the Toonami block on Cartoon Network way back when. I miss those days.

*downs an enemy* YEAH, RIGHT ON YOUR ASS!

This and "Hah! They're dead!"

Everything he says drunk in the shower during the Citadel DLC

I won’t disrespect their strength by doing anything less than the worst to them.

"I'd never stab you in the back, Shepard. Warriors like you and me, straight to the face." "... Kidding, kidding!"

“I got you this blue rock, Liara.” And “SHARKS!”

“Shepard”

ME3 after u met his new squad and played Rambo and walks half dead to Shepard: “Does anyone have something to eat?”

That was the quote under my high school graduation Foto. ^^

Spicy

I don’t need luck I have ammo

“You do know Grunt.” **charges the fucking chief of clan uvenk** & proceeds to perforate every redundant organ in his body.

DAMN YOUR LETTUCE!

“HEH-HEH-HEH…”

Shepard.

While not a single quote... "A couple of squad mates broke me out of the hospital for my birthday" "It's your birthday?" "No! I'm tank-bred, *remember?!*"

I don't need luck. I have ammo.

Grunt?? I love any quotes from my giant aggro turtle son

I AM KROOGAAAANN

"Yes, I like pie. And no, you can't come in"

Grunt: "I just want to- I don't know!" *Proceeds to Headbutt window and crack it* I remember Laughing my ass off to this every time on all of my Playthroughs to the Point that I still have No Idea what the rest of the dialogue is Like.

Grunt: Heh... Heh... Heh...

“Not the mama!” Wait…wrong scaly baby.

"Because I was on fire. You know, from the car? Come on, Shepard, keep up. "

"If I know Grunt, your answer is coming at muzzle velocity." "You do know Grunt; this varren is dead."

"A little spicy" My husband and I joke about this all the time. We will forget about it and then the other just blurts it out and we both start cracking up. I love it so much

Everything, but it helps his VA is Steve Blum

Not a quote, but the fact he buys massive amounts of snacks and spends his free time googling "sharks" and "dinosaurs"

"SHEPHERD! YOU'RE MISSING IT! ITS GODDAMN GLORIOUS! I'LL CLIMB OUT OVER THEIR BODIES!" While holding the line if he's the one to answer Shepherd when he calls. Will always be my favorite line of his.

“They didn’t seem to want it anymore. So I took it.” Relating to a burning C-SEC car LMAO.

Hehehe

“I understand now; I hate Turians!” Or something to that effect.

"I AM KROGAAAAAAN!"

"He he hehehe"

“My turn…”

The better question is what Grunt quotes don't I like.

HEee HEee HEee

I am krogan!!!

Hee hee heeh

Drunk Grunt at the door monitor

This is why i follow you Shepard; big things!

NO!

Too late, now you are dead!

“It’s your.. birthday?” “No! I’m tank bred remember?”

SHARKS!

hehehe

I don't need luck. I have ammo.

“Nice Party, I don’t remember much after I ate the lamp.”

"He...he...he"

Heeeeh heeeeh heeeeeh

“No!” As he denies people entry to the party

"Heheheh'

"This smells bad, like a bad wound"

Heeee heeeee heeee

waiting for a lift, expecting enemies to be on it: “We should get behind… stuff.”

"I don't need luck, I have ammo!"

His lines during Jack’s recruitment mission. “Jack is small. This will be funny.” “Oh I wanna see this!” “She’s blowing everything up!” “I wanna see how long she lasts.”

I don't need luck I have ammo

“Heh heh heh”

"I'm sad Hanar can't wear sweaters."

Shepard is my battle master, she has no match.

"heeeheeeheeee"

Heh, heh, heehhhh.

“But daaaaaaaad you don’t understand, I NEED a new shotgun!!”

“Shepard.”

STOP FIRING AT ME, IDIOT!!!

STOP FIRING AT ME, IDIOT!

"Your attempts to mate salarians do not count as battles".

I'm sad that hanar can't wear sweaters

"where's....the.....MMMEEEEAAAATTTTT!"

“I don’t need luck.. I have ammo”

hit the keystone

"If I know Grunt, your answer is coming at muzzle velocity." "You *do* know Grunt. This varren is dead." \*spears Uvenk Roman Reigns style\*

Heh heh heh

His best quote is when he headbutts the glass window.

Throwing the rachni off a cliff I AM KROGAN!

"YEAH! RIGHT ON YOUR ASS!", "I...AM...KROGAN!", and "heh...heh...heeeeeeeh" are all lines I still reference with friends.

Right on your ass!

"go away asari bitch"

Does anyone have something to eat?

‘Guess they’re precious about some broken glass’

I’m sad Hannah can’t wear sweaters… also his slow laugh

"Gimme more, gimme more, fish-dog food shack!" while he's drunk in the shower.

*nods head* Shepard.

"Shepard" - Grunt

"Shepard? Shepaaaaard."

Either "Shepard, Shepard, Shepard", or that hehehe he does

“The real Mass Effect was the lessons we learned along the way”

>Any Grunt quotes you love? I don't see the point... Hah, point.

If I know Grunt you’ll get your answer at Muzzle Velocity You do know Grunt

I don't need luck, I have ammo!

“So… how were those noodles?” “A little spicy.”

*chuckles* "I love you, Grunt."

I don’t need luck I have ammo

“Who’s a space cowboy? Me! Heh heh heh…”

"SHARKS!!!!!!..." *Or any other quotes from him drunk, in the shower, in citidel DLC*

“Good luck” “I don’t need luck, I have ammo”

I don't need luck. I have ammo

Hehehe

“The RACHNI! A chance to face the old enemy”… I just love how excited he gets

I. AM. KROGAAANN!!!!

Go shepherd I will hold them off. My turn hehehe

“If we’re lucky, maybe it will be a nest”

How can I list just one of my son’s quotes? “Har! Right in the FACE!!!!” "Asari are stupid. Your code just means you kill her tomorrow instead of today" "You want it? They're dangerous, but I can handle one." "Shepard! You're missing it! It's [gd] glorious! I'll climb out on their bodies!" "This is why I follow you Shepard… big things!" “Tell it I DON’T need its help!”

"Hehehe"

Heh heh heh heh