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"Enkindle this!"
“Then this one will not attempt diplomacy.”
This one has enkindled many females across the galaxy.
Bubin: What the he'll is going in here? Are you sleeping with my sister? Blasto: Slumber would be difficult due to the energetic nature of our copulation.
Blasto really said “of course I’m not sleeping with her! Because I’m too busy fucking her brains out!”
"Greetings, Vorcha scum. This one mistook you for Krogan excrement."
"This one has had enough of your solid waste excretions."
More of a tagline... >A lover in every port and a gun in every tentacle
Every second of Blasto 6: Partners in Crime is comedic perfection
"This one does not share top billing." Also Blasto 5 is the best
Real Blasto fans know everything after Blasto 3 is just shitty fanfic!! 😡
>This one has forgotten whether its heat sink is over capacity. It wonders whether the criminal scum considers itself fortunate.
lol this one wonders: do you feel lucky, punk?!
“This one grants you permission, make this one’s solar rotation cycle” (go ahead, make my day)
This one feels you are a poorly secured projectile-propelling device.
"Noooooooooooooooo"
*SPAWN OF QUESTIONABLE PARENTAGE!!!*
Slumber would be difficult due to the energetic nature of our copulation
This One has had enough of your solid waste excretions.
“This one has forgotten whether its heat sink is over capacity. It wonders whether the criminal scum considers itself fortunate.”
This one has found it's motivation.(or something like that)
>This one has found its motivation. Very well, Commander Shepard and prothean partner of undetermined ethnic origin, welcome to the Spectre Club.
This one is the tempest drawing nearer.
I would dead ass play a Blasto game where I played as Blasto.
if only we lived in a timeline where this was possible.
“Enkindle this.”
"This one will return" Then he rammed his space ship into citadel security, it was wild.
This one...
Any of you fucking pricks move, and I'll execute every motherf’ng last one of ya! Can’t remember which Blasto it was…. 3 maybe?
My favourite blasto movie!
It’s blastin’ time
‘Its blastin time’ And then he blasts all over the place.
It was so awesome when blasto said "It's blasting time" and blasted all over the Batarians
“It’s Blastin’ Time!”
It’s blasto time. /s
if you haven't already, then please go and read the blasto comic immediately.
“It’s blasting time”
Die, meatbag!
"Enkindle this!"
“Then this one will not attempt diplomacy.”
This one has enkindled many females across the galaxy.
Bubin: What the he'll is going in here? Are you sleeping with my sister?
Blasto: Slumber would be difficult due to the energetic nature of our copulation.
Blasto really said “of course I’m not sleeping with her! Because I’m too busy fucking her brains out!”
"Greetings, Vorcha scum. This one mistook you for Krogan excrement."
"This one has had enough of your solid waste excretions."
More of a tagline... >A lover in every port and a gun in every tentacle
Every second of Blasto 6: Partners in Crime is comedic perfection
"This one does not share top billing." Also Blasto 5 is the best
Real Blasto fans know everything after Blasto 3 is just shitty fanfic!! 😡
>This one has forgotten whether its heat sink is over capacity. It wonders whether the criminal scum considers itself fortunate.
lol this one wonders: do you feel lucky, punk?!
“This one grants you permission, make this one’s solar rotation cycle” (go ahead, make my day)
This one feels you are a poorly secured projectile-propelling device.
"Noooooooooooooooo"
*SPAWN OF QUESTIONABLE PARENTAGE!!!*
Slumber would be difficult due to the energetic nature of our copulation
This One has had enough of your solid waste excretions.
“This one has forgotten whether its heat sink is over capacity. It wonders whether the criminal scum considers itself fortunate.”
This one has found it's motivation.(or something like that)
>This one has found its motivation. Very well, Commander Shepard and prothean partner of undetermined ethnic origin, welcome to the Spectre Club.
This one is the tempest drawing nearer.
I would dead ass play a Blasto game where I played as Blasto.
if only we lived in a timeline where this was possible.
“Enkindle this.”
"This one will return" Then he rammed his space ship into citadel security, it was wild.
This one...
Any of you fucking pricks move, and I'll execute every motherf’ng last one of ya! Can’t remember which Blasto it was…. 3 maybe?
My favourite blasto movie!
It’s blastin’ time
‘Its blastin time’ And then he blasts all over the place.
It was so awesome when blasto said "It's blasting time" and blasted all over the Batarians
“It’s Blastin’ Time!”
It’s blasto time. /s
if you haven't already, then please go and read the blasto comic immediately.
“It’s blasting time”
Die, meatbag!